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internet censorship bill about to pass congress:

ao3 is facing a ddos attack from an overseas right-wing anonymous group because it contains "degeneracy and disgusting things like LGBT and NSFW".

they're not the only right-wing group that is attacking fanfiction sites because of queer & nsfw content. the Heritage foundation, the US right wing think tank that writes laws for republicans, wrote an article about how "big tech turns kids trans" in which they're advocating for the Kid's Online Safety Act to pass because it will give state attorney generals power to sue websites for "potentially harmful content towards minors". in this article they point out websites like wattpad, tumblr, tiktok, twitter as sites that GOP attorney generals can and will target for censorship if this bill passes. all places where fandom, that's mostly queer, hangs out.

if you think this bill has no chance of passing because of all the red flags it poses, think again. it currently has 38 cosponsors in the senate, and is being pushed by the democrats as a "protecting the children!!" type bill.

there are left-aligned orgs in congress rn lobbying for this bill to pass. july is extremely decisive, because if KOSA goes through to markup it'll be bundled with the Earn It act, Restrict, and all the other bad internet bills and passed as a package, completely censoring the internet forever.

if you want to learn more about the bill, go here. also sign the open letter against it here

it's ESSENTIAL that you call your members of congress, specifically Maria Cantwell (you can call from out of state) and tell them DO NOT PASS KOSA. this site here connects you to your members of congress and gives you a short simple script to read off of! super easy and doesn't take much out of your day! please do this now!!

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I want to be a part of a polycule

So Bad

Like please

Some One

Adopt me into your love circle

#not for sex or anything #I just want to be loved #and have large group snuggies #is that too much to ask for #PLEASE #polyamarous #poly relationship #polycule

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Your fingers are pruning up from the public pool

My fingers are pruning up from your girls pussy juice

We are not the same

#pussy tw #public Pool tw

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Hate when I say “morally I’m a bad person” and the people around me are like nooooooo you’re good

Like no

I’m not saying I’m a bad person. I do good things. I know that.

But

Morally

I have a lot of opinions that are really really wrong

And also I’m like vaguely apathetic/ potentially sociopathic and people don’t like when I say that either

#apathy #morals #good person #like genuinely #I say I just don’t feel things the same way other do #and my ma is like no you’re good your empathetic #and I have to be like no #wrong #but just because I’m borderline apathetic doesn’t make me a bad person #there are plenty of other things that make me a bad person

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Cold showers are godsend

(I’m not horny just always outside in 90+ weather)

#shower #cold shower

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Gay serial killer movie called

Slay

#gay #tw serial killers

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Merry Jesus Re-Alive Day!

#easter

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I braingasm any time I can electronically organize stuff like my pins on Pinterest or my bookmarks bar that has twelve folders with twelve subfolders that have twelve subfolders each that have twelve more subfo-

#organization

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Volcanoes are, in fact, just angry vertical caves

#volcanoes #aceenlightenstheworld

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I don’t take commissions but I do take bribes

#bribery #bribe me into writing

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You: popped tarts

Me, an intellectual: sweet breakfast calzones

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Nothing quite like the anonymity of a Buc-ee’s bathroom

#bathroom #anonymous

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Not having any followers is great because I can scream into the void and the void quietly and calmly accepts me

#anyway #I’m driving to Minnesota tomorrow with my ma sister brother and dog #it’s a nineteen hour drive #this will be fun #I’ll get to see my cousins so I’m excited #they might even take me to a gun range #!!!

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Literally me anytime I find a chick cute

#this is me #this is real #asexual #asexuality

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I like driving through puddles because I am five years old and it makes my brain release the happy chemicals

#puddles #brain #happy chemicals

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My sister, WWE body slamming me into the ground:

Get up, I barely touched you.

#sister #sibling things

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You: I am not

Me, a southern gay: I’mn’t

#contractions #south #gay