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Shall we smash quagbags my dear?

#quagbag #quagbags #quagsire #cursed #im sorry for being like this

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I need you to worship my name, on your knees and repent for your sins 😈

#a mood

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Non sexual forms of intimacy turns me on more than anything. Like if I tell you I’m having a bad day and you call me immediately.. ima wanna fuck you

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you laugh and I laugh and it is holy. to me this is religious, this joyous energy that exists between your body and mine. I want it, I crave it, it lifts me up, it gets me high. I raise my hands up to the sky and praise whoever created you each time I see your haunting smile. we sit and we talk and your knee is touching mine. I do not move and you do not move because we are friends. you are my friend. except…I move a little closer. I want more, I need more, I feel the pull and I cannot resist. I am sorry, I always want more.

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Stupid hobbitses and their STINKING pussieses

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Just a cast iron pizza baby!

#baking #bake #pizza #pizzas #cast iron #let me feed you

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taking all the time in the world to explore the landscape of your body.i want to memorize every curve and dip. i want to learn you.

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We could drift in the stars until they fade away.

Or share a moment just for today.

#poem #poetry #<3

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Stuffed with meat rule

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She should be at the club

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Humans should have evolved to have tails.

#just catgirl things #also like an extra limb in the kitchen to hold a spatula would be cool

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#flaky sea salt buttermilk biscuits #booty pop for the baked goods #biscuits #buttermilkbiscuits

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#vegan blueberry french toast donut #baking #bake #blueberries #blueberry #donut #donuts

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#bagel of all things #jk its just everything bagels #or are they?!?!? #baking #bake #bagels #bagel #everything bagels #baking witch

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#baking #bake #bread #rye #i made this and am proud of it :)

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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#baking #bake #blueberries #blueberry #lemon #buttercream #vanilla sponge cake with lemon buttercream and fresh picked blueberry topping