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Had a dream that CaptainSparklez got arrested but it happened during it stream and he wasn't even acknowledging the police and just kept playing as they were slowly pulling him away.

#captainsparklez #according to the police he was getting arrested for breaking into a mall and stealing signs #it happened during a sdmp stream and everybody else assumped he had a heart attack #they didn't do or say that much about it #schlatt just said “i think he had a heart attack” and everybody moved on

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Took a week's worth of medicine at once and I think I'm having a heart attack

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why are people stripping

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On on Tumblr at prom

#my friend hooked up with a guy in a toga

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Had a crazy dream that Tween and Craig were recreating The Cask Of Amontillado

#south park #tweek tweak #craig tucker #creek #sp creek #craig was montresor #tween was fortunato

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Living my Kychole dreams in my assignment

#south park #kychole #sp kychole #kyle broflovski #nichole daniels #ignore the description #i forgot what a basketball looked like for a bit #also i just realized they're off center

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I have an AU of South Park characters in Adventure Time and I made Stan take the role of Marceline just so that during the elements miniseries he would be Stanly Marshmallow.

#south park #adventure time #stan marsh #marceline

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Had a dream that the first episode of The Amazing Digital Circus came out and it was just the characters fishing. Seriously, the biggest thing that happened was Jax hitting Kinger with a fish. Otherwise it was just half an hour of the characters fishing and making small talk.

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc jax #tadc kinger #tadc pomni #tadc ragatha #tadc gangle #tadc zooble #tadc caine #tadc bubble

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I brushed my teeth so violently toothpaste flew into my eye

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When 2 mem have sex it call gay sex

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My headcanon story for the Broflovskis because why not.

Gerald was born and raised in South Park by his mother Cleo. He had plenty of friends but his closest was Stuart McCormick. He was a troublemaker but still managed to get good grades. As he grew older, he gained aspirations to become a lawyer. Sometime in or after his senior year, he had a falling out with Stuart.

I don't know if he went to some other college first, but eventually he got into one of those east coast lawyer schools. He graduates and becomes a lawyer in New Jersey.

Sheila was born and raised in Newark, New Jersey. She was studious but also loved to party. When she finally graduated high school, she didn't go to college, choosing to party, only getting a job to support her life style. (I don't actually have much for Sheila before she met Gerald)

One day Gerald goes to a bar party and meets Sheila, it was love at first sight. They ended up going to Sheila's place and slept together that night. They continued seeing each other after. They started dating and after about a year, they got married.

They decided to start a family but that's when they learned about their fertility issues. They tried again and again to have a child, but they failed, again and again. When Sheila did manage to get pregnant, it didn't last long. One time they managed to get into the third trimester, but the baby still ended up dying before they could be born.

Sheila got pregnant again and after two months of no bad news, they decided to move out of New Jersey. They considered different locations all over the United States and eventually settled on Gerald's home town of South Park.

They were able to settle down perfectly fine, hoping for the best for their child. But, one day, Sheila went into labor weeks earlier than the due date. They were scared that the child wouldn't survive but were relieved when they received good news that their baby boy had survived. Their baby would have to spend some time in the hospital though and they weren't sure how good his health would be. It was better news than their previous attempts and named him Kyle.

After Kyle was born, Sheila learned that she would never be able to get pregnant again, but she didn't care because she finally had a child.

Kyle grew up pretty well, he had plenty of health issues, but he was alive and happy. Kyle loved being with Cleo and spent a lot his time with her. When he was 5, Cleo died in her sleep. The family mourned her and Kyle seemed to be lonelier without her. Sheila decided that she wanted to have another child but with her infertility, she went to adoption.

She searched adoption centers in nearby cities. She chose one in Boulder and when she walked in, she met an adorable baby boy from Canada named Peter. Still being a baby, she renamed him to Ike.

Kyle welcomed Ike with open arms and accepted his role of big brother.

And basically yada yada. The boys grew up and I think you guys know everything else.

If you want to add anything to this feel free.

#south park #gerald broflovski #sheila broflovski #kyle broflovski #ike broflovski

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I know I'd never be able to do anal because my ass hurts when I shit

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In my mind, Stan is just a little puppy.

#south park #stan marsh

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I wrote a South Park fanfiction about if Kyle use his psychic powers.

#south park #kyle broflovski

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One time I joked about failing No Nut November on November 1st and it sent two of my friends into a long winded argument over whether or not girls could nut.

#no nut november

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I kept seeing her and I even though I can’t draw, I knew I had to try.

#i don’t know her real name but I’ve been calling her fayte

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I posted a fan fiction on AO3 and I’m feeling very guilty about it

#fanfiction #ao3