thesmuttyduchess

[thesmuttyduchess]

life is seriously so depressing lol like can i just live in my smutty daydreams forever

#girlblogging #but daddy i love him #im just a girl #this is a girlblog #just girly things #smutty smut smut #smut

[thesmuttyduchess]

#he would open the car door for me tho

[thesmuttyduchess]

#breakfast is ready #smut #smutty smut smut #im just a girl #daddy k!nk #older simon riley #simon ghost riley #joel miller x reader #but daddy i love him #girlblogging #this is a girlblog #older man younger woman #daddy's good girl #d!lf #older men do it better

[thesmuttyduchess]

Toxic ex boyfriend Ghost breaks into your house and waits for you to get home from your date. God forbid you ever bring them home when he’s there, he’ll fuck you with his hand wrapped around your throat, their blood coating his busted up knuckles

Toxic ex boyfriend Soap likes to make fake dating profiles, just to match with you and lead you on under fake alias’. He arranges a cinema date, telling you he’s running late and that he’ll meet you inside. And of course he acts surprised when you go to smack him in the face in the middle of the screening room, but it doesn’t stop your legs from spreading and allowing him to slip three of his fingers in you, hidden under your coat, once you’ve calmed down

Toxic ex boyfriend Price comes up to you and your date, and introduces himself as the only man who can make you come with his mouth. He can’t help but smirk when you turn up at his door later that evening scowling, but no less wet than when he spoke those works earlier on

Toxic ex boyfriend Gaz does illegal background searches against your dates, just to find even a slither of negative information he can use to blackmail them to leave you alone. And when you light up his phone, all sad and needy because you’ve been ghosted, again, begging for him to help you get off, he’s grinning like a Cheshire Cat

#jesus christ i need an exorcism

[thesmuttyduchess]

if my man doesn’t make me feel like so high school is playing in the background, i don’t want him

#this song has cocaine in it #my life is a movie #im the main character #ttpd #the tortured poets department #taylor swift #girlblogging #im just a girl #romantizing life #this is a girlblog #just girly things

[thesmuttyduchess]

albums are not paternity tests

"This is a Joe Alwyn album" "This is a Matty Healy album" shut up shut up SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! Swifties are so annoying, this is a TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS YOUR FIRST REACTION TO ASSIGN THINGS TO A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!!!

#but im also nosy af so give me the tea #the tortured poets department #taylor swift #ttpd

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i’m in serious need of a domestic simon riley fanfic cause all the fics you can find on ao3 are in warzone setting and i’m a pillow princess so you definitely won’t find me gearing up and shooting stuff anytime soon lol

#simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #simon riley #older simon riley #cod smut #cod x reader #i need recs #smutty smut smut #girlblogging #but daddy i love him #pls drop any recommendations if u can #masked men

[thesmuttyduchess]

#im getting fed #just girly things #smutty smut smut #simon ghost riley #joel miller x reader #simon riley x reader #feyd rautha x reader #but daddy i love him #girlblogging #this is a girlblog #cod x reader

[thesmuttyduchess]

people that don’t listen to albums for the first time with the lyrics pulled up next to them are crazy to me like how can you even understand what the artist is saying let alone the meaning of the lyrics

#ttpd #taylor swift #seriously read the lyrics #fortnight #taylor swift ttpd #ttpd is ruining my life #the tortured poets department

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#this song has been stuck in my head all day #taylor swift #ttpd #so happy that my travy made it to the big game #daphne and simon #i miss bridgerton bring it back #bridgerton #girlblogging #just girly things

[thesmuttyduchess]

she really said ‘and while we’re at it, fuck kim kardashian too’

#no cause im petty too

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Taylor calls herself crazy all throughout TTPD, but maybe I’m just as insane because I actually think she’s quite normal? Because if I ended a once happy 8 year relationship because the love was gone and we were both no longer in love to then get with a situation-ship who has been pinning for you for years only for them to abandon you when they finally got you, I’d commit full arson.

#no shes better than me cause you can bet your sweet ass brother that i would bring out the receipts and drag this man

[thesmuttyduchess]

the beauty of this album is that it really fully encapsulates what it’s like going from the devastating loss of a long term relationship, to the rebound you think is gonna fix it all, only to ultimately realize that you were using the latter to process your feelings about the former. the songs are so muddled, and the lyrics are relevant to both muses because her feelings were muddled and she had no idea where to put them or what to do with them. the rebound promised her everything she couldn’t get from the ex-love and she fell for it because she was so desperate to be really seen.

#yes yes yes #ttpd

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#these are my friday night plans #taylor swift #taylor swift ttpd #ttdp #this album will be the death of me #rip my little rep heart #gbye lover #but daddy i love him #loml #girlblogging

[thesmuttyduchess]

i couldn’t have found a normal artist to enjoy it just had to be this freak

#i guess love is a lie

[thesmuttyduchess]

God I just fucking. I am so blown away when I watch any older movie. When they filmed on real sets and built elaborate props because cgi wasn’t an option. “Ohhh but you can tell it’s an animatronic it doesn’t even look reeaaallll” shut the hell your mouth. That is an actual physical thing that the actors could actually see and interact with. It is a billion times more “real” than the endless greenscreen bullshit you love so much.

#cough cough the star wars prequels cough cough

[thesmuttyduchess]

#i wish i was joking #older man younger woman #d!lf #daddy's good girl #daddy issues #praise k!nk #pillow princess #older simon riley #simon riley x reader #pedro pascal #joel miller #dennis quaid #cillian murphy #jeffrey dean morgan #patrick dempsey #matthew mcconaughey #oscar isaac #i must be forgetting someone but i cant remember rn #girlblogging #smutty smut smut #but daddy i love him