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having adhd makes all of your thoughts feel like a 7-way venn diagram

#WHEEEEEEEEEE #adhd

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Unless there’s an instance I’m forgetting, every instance where the Roy Kent chant is used on Ted Lasso, it comes at a heartwarming moment.

Season 1 - After his devastating knee injury, the crowd chants for him as he gets up and limps off the pitch.

Season 2 - When he has his big rom-com moment and leaves Sky News to race to Nelson Road and accept his true calling as a coach, the crowd chants for him as he strides out along the side of the pitch in his black suit.

Season 3 - When Richmond plays against Chelsea, the Chelsea fans chant for him to show their continuing love for him, even though he left their team.

Taken on its own, I always hear, “He’s here, he’s there, he’s every-fucking-where!” and feel hyped. But within the actual show, that chant is exclusively used in scenes that make me tear up. I love that.

#SPORTS #we love some duality chanting #roy kent #ted lasso #he’s here he’s there he’s EVERYFUCKINGWHERE #/excellent/

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#bed #it’s for your own good sid

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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

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Thinking about angry teenager Jamie who has been and pushing to try and provoke Simon and the man just WILL NOT RISE TO THE BAIT. He responds to every insult with a smile and no comment. Seems not to hear any sarcasm. Is constantly baking Jamie’s favorite things.

Finally, Jamie can’t hold in his anger and just shoves Simon with enough force to have him stumbling into the kitchen counter. And then he’s horrified. His dad would have responded with a punch or a slap. Likely more. But Simon just looks a bit sad and says “I’m not going to let you hurt me physically, Jamie. Do you need space or do you want to talk? You just let me know what you need.”

And Jamie just crumbles.

#WELL THEN #lying down in the rain about this #jamie tartt #ted lasso

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THE GOOD PLACE 4.09 | The Funeral to End All Funerals

#always gotta rebagel the kneecapper lines #the good place

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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

#OFC #💚

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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

#💚

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if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

#stress ball boys

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#TRIANGLES ARE THE STRONGEST SHAPE

#the boy! #these three are such a curious combination #for the record i am very much on the hms FRIENDship #so they're rotating in a platonic way for me #but they are very much rotating #or orbiting #probably the better phrase #anyway #LOVE THE GIFSET #(i did come for THE BOY but) #LOVE THESE THREE #love character development #love jamie getting hugs by CHRIST does he needs them in this episode #jamie tartt #roy kent #keeley jones #ted lasso

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2 minutes no looking at pictures of The Character

#YOU'RE RIGHT #gotta go find the boy

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I know not with what instruments Mambo No. 6 will be played with, but Mambo No. 7 will be played with sticks and stones.

#profound

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we talk a lot about the tsunami or the cruise ship pirate hurricane debacle but at the end of the day the most wacky wild camp unhinged thing about 911 is the sheer fact that it’s an aggressively mid, paint-by-numbers american network tv procedural drama that somehow stars multiple academy award nominee angela bassett

#every time she walks into my screen i yelp #WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE #SHE'S ANGELA FUCKING BASSETT #WHAT IS GOING ON #STOP THE MADNESS #(never ever stop the madness i would fucking die for her) #911 #also #pirate hurricane? #can't wait to find out what the fuck that's referring to

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First entry for @badthingshappenbingo is a go-go!

Square: non-consensual touching

Summary:

Jamie's the one who dropped into position. Jamie's the one who helped Zava set a record. He did this to himself. Jamie let it happen.

#JUMPSCARE #you having a bad things happen bingo card feels like too much power #i feel like we need to set up an independent watch dog to make sure you don't actually kill us all #*chuckles* i'm in danger #can't wait to read this and scream into a pillow about it! #fic rec #fic: fettered shaking pounding limp #see i'm already on edge from that title #jamiesfootball

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HOW DID I MISS CHAPTER TWO BEING POSTED?

#WHAT #I STILL HAVEN'T READ CHAPTER ONE #WHATTTTTTT #WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT #fic rec #fic: wrong answers only #kvetchinglyneurotic

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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Something Something Sentence Sunday

Roy moves to sit on the edge of Jamie’s chair, careful not to jostle his broken foot. He moves the sunglasses off his head and eyes Jamie, looking him over, searing through his skin. Fifteen different emotions cross Roy’s face, but Jamie can’t read any of them. Then, without warning, Roy pulls his good side into a hug, their faces touching side to side. Jamie can feel the scratchyness of his beard against his cheek. Roy’s right hand comes around to hold the other side of Jamie’s face, gentle but solid.

“It’s not your fault.”

“Yeah, it was,” Jamie says as he attempts to pull his face away to look Roy in the face but Roy holds firm.

“It’s not your fault.”

“Stop it,” Jamie says, voice high pitched and desperate as he tries to use his good arm to push Roy away.

Every fiber of him wants to run from this, from here, but he’s held down to the chaise by guilt and injuries. In that moment he’s unsure which is heavier.

“It’s not your fault. It’s not your fucking fault.”

And then the damn breaks.

#ash- i mean this with all the love and respect and admiration in the world #WHAT THE FUCCKKKKKKKK #I AM UGLY SOBBING FUCKING CHRIST #JUST STAB ME #JUST. STAB. ME. #it would hurt lessssssss #sweet jesus #fic rec #fic: rage rage against the dying light #jamietarttsnorthernattitude