Mobius: ( ahem ) Who ever decided to put their hands on my fucking kid please come outside so I can peacefully BREAK YOUR LEGS
Mobius, Entering Gwen 's room: Loki did it again.
Gwen : Peace disturbance?
Mobius: What no-
Gwen : Arson..?
Mobius: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Gwen : uh....Attempted murder?
Mobius: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
Mobius: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Gwen way.
Loki: Isn't that the wrong way?
Mobius: Yes, but it's faster.
Loki: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Mobius : Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~
Loki: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Gwen , recording: This is so cute.
Loki: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Mobius: Yeah-
Gwen : *kicks in the door*
the kiss was just a plot point and in season two lokius will prevail and sylvie gets some good parentel love from a frigga variant or somthing idk and Loki gets 500 hours of therapy and Mobius gets his god damn jet ski
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ok so sylvie basically beats kang up BUT doesn’t kill him and tells him to make the tva NOT traumatize kids and they go Home Mobius and Loki hug ( or kiss if you ship them no judgment here ) and they all go and ride jet skis the end
yaaaaaaaaay happy ending
side note
I FUCKING KNEW IT I KNEW THAT MISS MINUTES WAS A VILLAN HA HA TAKE THAT MARVEL YOU COULDNT FOOL ME