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For being four pounds my cat sure as hell can get into a lot of trouble when I’m not looking.

#catlover #mischievous cat #pandemic cat

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We’re expected to choose the rest of our lives at seventeen years old.

We’re expected to know how to take care of ourselves completely at eighteen, when in reality we don’t know shit about taxes and bank accounts.

We’re expected to wok full time jobs while also taking full time college classes because that’s the only way we’re gonna survive.

We’re expected to be ready to live in a world we barely know anything about.

i think a society failed its youth if they feel old (derogatory) at 20

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I want cuddles

My boyfriend won’t stop playing video games

My girlfriend is reading on the couch

I’m *not* pouting

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My mother will call me on the phone from the kitchen if I’m in my bedroom.

Instead of sending my sister up or texting me or yelling my name she does the one thing that will make me lose my place when I’m doing something. I hate talking on the phone, it’s more confusing than toneless faceless texting because tone of voice is like my worst area.

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Me: *watching NCIS with my partners*

Girlfriend: *cringes* that’s disgusting.”

Me: “no that’s awesome.”

Boyfriend: “sorry bubs, pretty boy is right that is awesome.”

Girlfriend: “it’s a decapitated body!”

Me: “yeah and?”

Girlfriend: “it’s gross.”

Me: “it’s not even that gorey.”

Boyfriend: “yeah I’ve seen worse.”

Girlfriend: “I hate both of you.”

Me & my boyfriend at the same time: “no you don’t.”

#NCIS #ncis fandom #watching to with partners #polyamorous triad #boyfriend #girlfriend #tv #my girlfriend is a baby

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Went to see my physical therapist today

Me: “My knees has always done that.”

Physical Therapist: “YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS NORMAL?”

#physical therapy #bad knees #apparently it’s not supposed to do that

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My boyfriend brought me to practice for my band today and I highly regret asking him

Now, I love my boyfriend

But turning into a musy blushy mess because you boyfriend carried you from the car into the building because the crutches where hurting your arms is not very badass

#boyfriend #i’m in a band #band

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My girlfriend really out here acting like I’m any more annoying/clingy than I normally am because I screwed my foot up.

In my defense it really hurts.

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Because of COVID I couldn’t go to the hospital with my aunt when she got her ultrasound today

Long story short- she’s having triplets and my uncle has a concussion from when he fainted and hit his head

#triplets #aunt #uncle #fainting

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Tip- don’t tell your injured partner it’s “not that bad”

Looking at my boyfriend right now

#lgbt #idiot boy #boyfriend

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So I sprained my ankle badly and I’ve got a boot and everything now so my boyfriend and girlfriend where over this afternoon and

Me: “baaabe.”

Girlfriend: “what do you want?”

Me: *pouts*

Boyfriend: “Stop pouting.”

Girlfriend: *pokes her head through door* “love your lucky you’ve got a messed up foot because if you call me in here one more time while I’m trying to read the doctors notes about your foot I’d kill you.”

Me: *holds my arms out* “but cuddles.”

Boyfriend: *mimicks me* “yeah babe, cuddles.”

Girlfriend: *muttering* “irresponsible idiots.”

Girlfriend: *grabs the notes before coming back and laying next to me*

#polyamory #lgbtpride #boyfriend #girlfriend #i’m baby #I’m injured #i’m impatient #i love cuddles #cuddles

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Girlfriend: *stops petting my hair*

Me: *grumbles and pulls her hand back to my hair*

Girlfriend: *laughs*

#relationship #relationship goals

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I was mad at my boyfriend today but I wanted to cuddle and it went something like this

Me: *shuffles over until my head is on my boyfriends chest*

Boyfriend: “I thought you where mad at me?”

Me: “I am.”

Boyfriend: *amused* “Then why do you want me to hold you?”

Me: “because it’s cold.”

Boyfriend: “it’s 70° in here according to the thermostat.”

Me: *half hearted angry grumbling and distressed noises*

Boyfriend: “okay, okay, your cold.”

Me: *hums in approval*

*I wasn’t at all mad anymore and the reason I was mad to begin with was in hindsight stupid so*

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I’m just your average polyamorus, pansexual, caffeine dependent human don’t mind me

#polyamory #lgbtpride #i’m weird #caffeine dependency #caffeine addiction

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Gifted kid burnout? More like “you have undiagnosed adhd or autism (or both) and because you did well in school as a child no one knew there was anything going on and now school has become more challenging both content and structure-wise to the point where your normal methods for succeeding are no longer working and everyone around you just thinks you’re being lazy”

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Sometiems I go non-verbal

To communicate if I’m to tired to sign or just don’t want to I will lay there and whine

Somehow, my partners always figure out what I’m trying to communicate but can’t

Normally I just want cuddles 🤷🏻

#non verbal #polyamorous triad #undiagnosed autism #probably that’s what my therapist says #I’m on a waiting list #it’s a really long list

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My boyfriend is so in the doghouse.

My girlfriend is amused.

I am not.

Yes I’m in a band, some of the music was our own. Which is not appropriate for a study-hall with a teacher who definitely knows what the songs mean.

(Reference my last post for context)

#polyamory #asshole boyfriend #asshole girlfriend #bastard boy #my boyfriend is an idiot #my boyfriend is mean #not my day #study hall gone wrong