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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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Got my life ruined by this fucking show

#its been over a year #and im still convinced eddie is alive #this is so pretty #steve harrington #eddie mudson

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honestly i always feel a little guilty when i get into a new fandom bc i know some people follow me for another fandom but then i remember this is my house

#the reason i jave made 1000 different blogs and have no mutuals lmao

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The last time Harry sees Lupin alive is when Remus is gushing over his own kid??? I can't believe I've forgotten about this

I was skimming the books to freshen up on canon, and I have been noticing a trend with Remus in DH where he tends to start shouting or speaking too loudly when he is overly excited or nervous and I think that is the cutest thing ever omg I love him so much

#and it hurts #it hurts so much #i havent been attacked by harry potter in like ten uears and this is the one thay gets me #harry potter #remus lupin

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Feel free to share any other quirks you're capable of, that I didn't list, in the tags! (Like if you have any double joints, or extra teeth, or whatever)

Don't forget to reblog so more people can vote! :]

#touching my nose #curl (or ribbion as we call it) my tongue #turn my eyelids inside out #whisle while breathing in

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One day, far into the future, there's going to be other intelligent life using our bones for fossil fuels.

#and nobody is gonna see my sick ass tattoos #fossil fuels #apocalypse #shower thoughts

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Angel the Series | 2x01 "Judgement"

#i miss faith #she's really a good example of what not to do #but shes trying her best #and i believe in her

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wait congrats on starting T???

thank you!! I've been trying for two years and finally am finally in a place where I'm able to start.

#FUCK YEAH

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I'm so far into my brain rot that I can't write fanfiction anymore because the fiction in my head is so disconnected from the original source material that it's not even recognizable anymore. The characters are simple dolls with the character's faces forced to act out anything my brain decides to cook up.

#brain rot is killing my media #im mostly talking about steve Harrington #but this applies to most of my comfort characters #steve harrington #stranger things #fandom

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997 - 2003) ⏤ 7.09, Never Leave Me

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#anya is baby #i love her #she deserved better #xander harris #anya jenkins #xander x anya

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Boy Meets World (1993 - 2000)

#“people will talk” #will they be saying the truth jack? #is that what youre scared of? #jeric #jack hunter #boy meets world #eric matthews #jack x eric

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cw: child abuse mentioned, child neglect

Steve, who was never allowed to play in the snow as a child because it was ‘too messy’. Steve, who stared longingly outside as he watched other kids play in the snow. Steve, wanting to build a snowman, or an igloo, or have a snowball fight, but was denied each and every time by his parents. “It’s uncouth, Steven.” “It’s dirty, Steven.” “You’ll just whine that you’re cold, Steven.” “No.” “No.” “No.” Until he stopped asking altogether, even as he stared out his bedroom window at the other kids playing. Steve who loves the snow but was never allowed to play. The one time he snuck out, he was brought inside being dragged by his ear and spanked until he cried.

And then some for crying at all.

Steve goes shopping with his mom and sees a snow globe and all but cries for her to get it for him. If he can’t have the snow outside, he wants to have a snow globe to have it inside. She lets him get it, but not without commenting ‘at least it’s not going outside’.

Thus starts a collection, of sorts. Whenever he sees a new snow globe, he makes his mom buy him it and because he never asks to go outside to play in the snow if she buys one, she keeps buying them for him.

He has around 10 or 15 snow globes by the time he’s a teenager and left alone more than he isn’t. He still doesn’t go out to play in the snow, even if he silently yearns to, because now he’s ‘too old’ to play out in the snow. Tommy doesn’t like being cold, so he never goes out, and Carol won’t do something if Tommy’s not there, so Steve doesn’t bother asking her to go outside.

Steve becomes friends with Dustin and the rest of the party, and he still doesn’t let himself play with them, even when Dustin begs him to. He passes on the same excuses to him as his mom told him, and the words feel like ash in his mouth, but he doesn’t just play in the snow like he’s aching to. It’s too cold, he’ll be wet and miserable later, he doesn’t want to get water all over the house.

Mostly, they’re excuses because he’s kind of worried he doesn’t know how to play in the snow. That somehow he’ll be bad at it.

Eventually, when he and Robin become friends and their first winter together happens, he tells her this secret fear. It’s right after the kids go out to play, and it’s just them, and he whispers to her.

“I don’t think I’ll be any good at it.”

Robin is confused, of course, because how can you be ‘bad’ at playing in the snow? He elaborates to her that he’s never played and she’s less confused but more angry at his parents, which he thinks is an over reaction and she insists he’s having an under reaction, whatever that means, and the moment passes. Steve is relieved to have revealed that much to her. He still doesn’t go outside, and Robin gets cold easily, so she doesn’t want to go outside, so they stay inside together.

He still collects snow globes, when he sees them. He buys one in front of the kids and brushes it off as a white elephant gift for a family thing, but displays it in the unused guest bedroom with the rest of the snow globes. It’s on the other side of the house from where every other guest bed is, so usually no one takes it, and so he knows his collection is safe.

Even if he keeps it secret, and plans to keep it secret forever, until the following winter, after the spring break from hell and after the grueling summer and cool fall brings the snow again and Eddie Munson is a menace in his life. He’s by far the most energetic person that he’s ever been friends with, all touches and open affection, it’s almost too easy to fall for him.

Eddie is nosy as hell and of course it’s him that finds the collection of snow globes.

“What’s this?” Eddie’s voice echoes from down the hall and it takes Steve a few seconds to process where his voice is coming from before he’s rushing down the hall and into the unused guest room.

Along the left wall, there’s a shelf that stretches from wall-to-wall filled with snow globes.

Embarrassment shoots through him, and he shrugs. “…snow globes.” he explains badly, wincing when Eddie turns towards him with an unimpressed look. It quickly morphs into concern because for some reason, Steve’s started tearing up and once the tears start they don’t stop.

“Hey, it’s okay, I’m sorry,” Eddie soothes, wrapping his arms around him tightly. “You don’t have to explain if you don’t want to, sweet thing.”

And the thing is, Steve does want to explain. Suddenly overcome with the urge to spill everything, in fact. So he does. He tells Eddie about his mom and dad refusing to let him play in the snow, the one time he got caught and got spanked for it, the snow globes, the fear of being bad at playing in the snow, still desperately wanting to despite it.

Through it all, Eddie holds him and listens. He hums occasionally to acknowledge what Steve is saying, but never interrupts him, for which Steve is glad because he doesn’t know if he’d be able to continue if he was stopped for any reason.

At the end of it, when Steve’s tears have dried, and they’re curled up in a pile of blankets on the couch, Eddie vows to teach him out to play in the snow. How to make a snow angel, a snowman, an igloo, a snowball — everything. He whispers these promises and plans into his ear, their hands intertwined where they lay on Steve’s lap.

And he follows through. With everything.

And the next time the kids beg him to play, he plays his part and says no, because he’s still anxious he’s going to do it wrong, Eddie throws a snowball at his back while he’s busy arguing with Dustin. And silence falls over everyone, waiting for Steve’s next move. Because he’s never given in, and no one’s ever pushed their luck like that.

Steve turns towards Eddie, narrowing his eyes at him.

“Oh, it’s on, Munson.”

The kids cheer and then it’s chaos of snowballs being lobbed at one another.

Later, when everyone is warming up with hot cocoa, and Steve is curled into Eddie’s side with a blanket tossed over their laps, Steve knows he’s never been happier to have met Eddie, who taught him how to play in the snow.

“Thank you,” Steve whispers to Eddie, who hums curiously, lazily looking at him from the corner of his eye. “For teaching me how to play in the snow.”

“Always, Stevie. I’ll always help you.”

And it sounds like a promise.

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I can’t believe Jack lays out Eric’s clothes for him 😭😭

#just making sure my bestie is ok #i dont want to take care of him no no no not even a little bit #i just have too other wise~ #... #jack just wants to take care of gim a little bit

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Eric’s natural instincts making him choose Jack over Rachel..

#hes just competing with jack for funsies #he never thought jack would actually choose rachel

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Some people in this fandom:

"I love canon Remus, he is such a pathetic loser!" (Insert some obligatory reference to damp socks or wet noodles or crumpled paper towel)

Those very same people:

*exclusively posts/writes/interacts with Fanon Remus who is tall and broad and muscly and cool, often right alongside funsized dainty white twink Sirius who is at least a full foot shorter*

Me:

🤨🤔

....are you sure

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i know there are people who are hating on lucas for joining the basketball team to get in w the popular kids but this child spent his whole life being the target of racist bullying then for two years some freak was actually legitimately trying to murder him in a hate crime. yeah i think it’s fair if, given the opportunity, he tried to get a little protection through social acceptance. and he didn’t even ditch his friends, like the championship-hellfire stuff nods to the classic trope where someone gets too cool for his lifelong nerd friends, but he actually still badly wants to be engaging with his friends and their standard hobbies, he just also has an extremely significant, time-sensitive obligation. and then his very reasonable choices land him in an unpredictably horrifying situation which he extricates himself from to the best of his ability!! he’s a good egg