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I’m very proud to share that The Marquisate’s Gambit is now complete!

Spanning just shy of 76 thousand words, it tells the story of the early years of Hubert and Bernadetta’s marriage. Though the light of a glorious new dawn shines over Adrestia, House Vestra must still contend with the threat that lurks in its shadows. Working side by side, the newlyweds aim to carve a new history for House Vestra, and eradicate Those Who Slither in the Dark.

You can read the story here!

Art for this story was created by the lovely @eepz and shared alongside this post with express permission! It depicts a joyful moment in chapter three: Oath of Wyverns and Dahlias!

#fe3h #Hubert #bernadetta #hubernie #i’m love them so much

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as much as I hate the term “tumblr veteran,” I am one, so I made a uquiz about it. let me assign you an OTP. I’m so sorry.

#I got Johnlock #some things never change

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Hi friends on tumblr, I'm offering comms here too and hopefully I can get a lil more attention! Been really thing to save up for some things that mean a lot to me https://coledbrewarts.carrd.co/

examples here too: https://toyhou.se/compassion/art

Also have these adopts open for $10 each!! (Will throw in a symmetrical headshot if bought for $15!!)

Reblogs GREATLY!! Appreciated!! Feel free to contact me through tumblr or through discord! (bastard#3750)

#Signal boost #please go support my friend!!!

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Hi guys!

I'm here to gush over my favorite Three Houses ship, hubernie.

Its kind of funny how these two ended up being favorite pairing considering that Azure moon is my favorite route, but here we are :)

I just love their dynamic. It has everything I love. They are the perfect goth couple. <3

And I have so much art of them... so stay tuned. ;)

#fe3h #bernadetta #hubert #hubernie #my eternal brain rot is filled with these two

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NO MORE FIGHTING! PEACE AND LOVE ON TUMBLR DOT COM!!!

#warriors #memes #tumblr #twitter #i’m deceased

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Overbloters having mental breakdowns caused by years of no therapy: A̸̧̗̠̠̜̿̎̆̽̓͗̓̚͝҉̴̹͙͎̤̫͍͕̾̅͗̔̒̐̓͑͐̄̈̚͜͝͝͠ͅͅA̴̻̾̐̂̓͂͒͐̓͌͗͗͌́̑҉̶̡͖͚̺͈͚͔͎̱̓̈́̈́̌̾͆A̷̙̬͇̮̹̯̻̫͉͍̪̗̰̅̓́̾́͊͂͘̕҉̵̨̛̳͇̝͙͓̥̱̰͈̍̀̂̔̇̆̋̾̈̀̅̑̕͜͜͝Ḧ̶̪͉͇̲͕͙̩̻́͋̓ͅ҉̵̢̛̳̥͖̖͚̺̜̆͌̃̄́

Yuu, armed with a fire breathing weasel and probably the lid to a trash can if they’re lucky: Hey there demons it’s me, ya boy.

#twst

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promoting the he/she jupiter agenda

#wktd

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#Cats

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just some pointers for returning artists/blogs!

don't feel like you have to "art dump" the work you've made while you've been gone. post your art separately and schedule it! increase that visibility! let all your work be appreciated!

tumblr high-traffic times are the evenings, while twitter's were mornings. keep that in mind for posting, no matter your timezone!

tags are your best friends. use general tags (#artists on tumblr, #illustration, any media/character names for fanworks, descriptive terms for original work like "cat" and "kitten" for your pet's portrait, etc). keep your most important tags in the first five!

maybe even include a tag directory on your blog!

seriously, work I made a decade ago still gets notes because of tags

reblog your own work as often as you like! please do, it helps with visibility and there's no limit to how often you can

most importantly, have fun, be kind, and support other artists!!!

#signal boost

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#Memes #LITERALLY ME

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As fun as it is to make fun of returning tumblr users, I’m actually surprised to see quite a lot artists coming back to test the waters and post their art on here again eventhough they’ve lost all momentum on here and/or naturally lost most of their followers because of the drought of activity. 

If you see an artist you haven’t seen post in awhile and they post their new art on here. Please give them a reblog and not just a like for their work. 

#signal boost #I might start posting my own backlog of old works here #Just silly little oc things

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#Goats #I’M WHEEZING OML

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Auto feeder sound (via)

#Cats

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#Cats

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#twin peaks #Laura Palmer #Dale Cooper #food

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*Blows the dust off this crusty old blog* Guess who's back? B)))))

#alex talks #Oh boy I have to relearn how to tag things again #and remember what all my old tags for things were #but I'm not making a new account #I've come crawling back to this hellsite & its time to bury it in my hyperfixations again

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My gender is a drag king but as performed by a creature with no idea how human genders work

#roy altea #me #drag king