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a charlie brown comic for fun (& practice)
would love to emulate schultz's style more but uhhhh it is tough
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Jewel Bundren Calm the Fuck Down Challenge (30 seconds) (Impossible)
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And what about Shakespeare's missing fathers? What about Henry 5's funeral being the first scene of his son's plays? What about Coriolanus becoming a missing father after his own father is missing? What about Helena's father, who gave her the power to heal the king and start the plot? What about Olivia's dead father and Viola's dead father? What about King Hamlet? What about all the children who can't grieve and can't even revenge themselves? What about the missing fathers?
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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.
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listen i'm usually above taking potshots at reborn baby dolls but the sound I made upon opening Facebook Marketplace and being met with this thing sent my cats flying across the house
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This musical has everything! Mediocre british accents, conversion disorder, pinball, the concept of a cousin, questionable parenting, straight-up murder, pinball, world war two, a shockingly famous ensemble, pinball, complex symbolism involving mirrors, about a hundred dollars' worth of explosives, and how could I forget, pinball.
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I am THIS CLOSE馃憣to writing an essay about the significance of CHAIRS in The Who's Tommy
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Hundreds of Jewish anti-war demonstrators have been arrested during a Passover seder that doubled as a protest in New York, as they shut down a major thoroughfare to pray for a ceasefire and urge the Senate majority leader, Chuck Schumer, to end US military aid to Israel.
The 300 or so arrests took place on Tuesday night at Grand Army Plaza, on the doorstep of Schumer鈥檚 Brooklyn residence, where thousands of mostly Jewish New Yorkers gathered for the seder, a ritual that marked the second night of the holiday celebrated as a festival of freedom by Jews worldwide.
The seder came just before the US Senate resoundingly passed a military package that includes $26bn for Israel.
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What's your stance on the issues?
on every single one?
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i love men i love carbs i love dark chocolate i love tits. and they said it couldn't be done.
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OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN
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LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE
AKINATORS BOYFRIEND
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