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Idc if there's more than 100 days until my birthday, I'm making a list.

#brithday #gotta prep yk? #ramblz

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I am going to lose my fucking shit if someone calls Bill a dorito one more time

HE IS NOT A DORITO >:(

HE LOOKS MORE LIKE A PYRAMID!! WHY CALL HIM A DORITO IN THE FIRST PLACE?! HES NOT ORANGE!

It was funny at first but COME ON MAN

#gravity falls #bill cipher #HE IS NOT A DORITO #END OF STORY

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I'm srry Bill

I love someone else.

We are breaking up, you pyramid fuck ☹️

#gravity falls #bill cipher #kryptos #i love him

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made a kryptos to go with my bill (+ a bill in a dapper little sailor uniform for scale)

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I LOVE BLEEDING EVERY MONTH 😍

Please remove my insides

#bleeding month #idfk man #it hurts so fucking much #ramblz

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I LOVE ITT OMG

alex who is he. my one wish for book of bill is literally any information on kryptos. what is his DEAL!!!

[image description: a page of drawings of kryptos from gravity falls, mostly as a human design. as a human, he is depicted as a tan-skinned person with short messy teal hair who is wearing dark teal coveralls and a belt with the masonic compass on it. around a fully colored fullbody drawing of him are various smaller doodles of him both as a human and in his normal form. notes next to him state "he is a butch lady 2 me" and "wanted interdimensional criminal". end id]

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since ppl cant understand that reblog > likes

REBLOG > LIKE

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Remaking a story I made when I was 11. This is it so far :,)

#fuggin narrator omg #narrauthor #he doesnt like bob

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I keep being reminded of this one story I made when I was 11 on Google docs

Like wtf is going on? is the Narrator supposed to be talking casually instead of explaining what's going on? Wtf??? Isn't Creator/Author/Narrator all the same thing? why are there multiple different characters with these names?? WTF IS GOING ON??? IS THIS EVEN ABT THE MAIN CHARACTERS ANYMORE?????

#idk #11 #story #google docs

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istg Game is so fucking cute like he has a hot voice and all but his little stutters and how annoyed he can get so quickly and all that is just adorable ✨️

I also cried when he got depressed like NO DONT DO THAT TO MY POOR BABY GIVE HIM BACK HIS GIRL BACK ☹️

#there is no game #game #hes so cute

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I may not be British, but I still prefer to use British terms. (Grey, Roundabout, Back Garden, etc.)

#british #ramblz

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Yes. I do like my posts.

If I didn't, then why the fuck did I post it?

#ramblz

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HES A KID HOW COULD YOU >:,(

he's just a kid stanley don't do it! </3

#HOW COULD YOU?!?!?

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What have I started?

Oh god...

#hws like a cqt #gravity falls #bill cipher #what have i done

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Hidden Bills part 2

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i make myself laugh w this