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weirdo102 · 12 days
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This the type of shit Janis sends to Regina when she needs that card info from her rich girlfriend
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weirdo102 · 1 month
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Beatrice: Someone will die.
Ava: Of fun!
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weirdo102 · 1 month
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Beatrice: Ava...
Ava: Oh no, 'Ava' in b-flat.
Ava: You're disappointed.
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weirdo102 · 1 month
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Ava: Bea? I mixed redbull with coffee and now I can see sounds, should I worry?
Beatrice: Ava, I swear to god—
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weirdo102 · 1 month
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Maya: You’re alive.
Dixon: No need to sound so disappointed.
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weirdo102 · 1 month
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Jack: But we’re friends! I was building up to calling you a nickname soon!
Maya: That’ll never happen! In fact, you just lost “Maya” privileges. From now on, you can call me by my last name or ‘Hey, you.’.
Jack: Come on, Maya.
Maya: *glares*
Jack: Come on, Hey you.
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weirdo102 · 1 month
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Erin: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Orla: They're golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
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weirdo102 · 1 month
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Camila: You believe me?
Beatrice: Ava, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
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weirdo102 · 1 month
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whenever things get rough, ava does her best to give everyone hope by quoting the bible, because she’s the warrior nun and that’s what she’s supposed to do in a church full of catholics, right?. the only problem is that she doesn’t know shit about the bible, so she’ll just be walking around saying things like “everything will be okay, just remember: Luke 24:42” and everyone else is like “tf does ‘they gave him a piece of broiled fish’ mean ava”
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weirdo102 · 1 month
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Maya: Hey, you want a tarot reading?
Sullivan: Those are Pokemon cards.
Maya: You got a magikarp.
Sullivan : ...
Maya: It means 'fuck you'.
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weirdo102 · 1 month
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Gibson: I was arrested for being too cool.
Hughes: The charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
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weirdo102 · 1 month
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Jett: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Phoenix: Jett, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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weirdo102 · 1 month
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weirdo102 · 1 month
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Beatrice: If the door was locked, how did you get in?
Mary: I kicked the door in.
Beatrice: Your shoe seems to have the ballistics capacity of a 12 gauge shotgun.
Mary: Weird, isn't it?
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weirdo102 · 8 months
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Fade: So what do you do?
Viper: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Fade: Wow, impressive.
Viper: Then I'll move on to Leos.
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weirdo102 · 8 months
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Kara: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Lena: Killed without hesitation.
Kara: No.
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