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Oh. Thank you.

<3

Forty Percent by WellSchitt

Rated: G

Relationship(s): Patrick Brewer/David Rose

Additional Tags: Financial Issues, Class Differences, Business Talk, Spreadsheets, Wedding Planning, Fluff, this fandom is turning me into a ball of fluff

Summary: For the first time ever, David pays rapt attention to the spreadsheet Patrick insists on showing him. There’s a list of things that will be covered under the joint account, like rent and groceries and vehicle upkeep, and then they’ll each keep a separate account for individual expenses. Patrick repeats the fact that clothing and toiletries will be considered individual expenses multiple times, but David is still too starry-eyed about the casual way he said ‘our household expenses’ to even consider arguing.

Then David notices something odd, off in its own section below their estimated rent and utilities.

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Recommendation by: Anonymous

David getting moony over things like yardwork and decoration compromise and joint accounts after they get engaged is totally adorable!

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#schitt's creek fic #thank you for the rec anon!

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I always knew the curls, if fully manifested, would destroy me.

Portraits by Max Rosenstein

#good god #good #fucking #god

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Welcome to the Schitt’s Creek fandom! You cry over gif sets now.

Day 30: Character you thought had the best character development

#Schitt's Creek #David Rose #this is a work of art

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Never watched Supernatural, not even entirely clear on which brother is which, and yet I just logged onto tumblr dot com and gasped out loud, “Oh my God, they made the angel gay.”

#supernatural #destiel #bless you guys #you deserve it

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Person: I’m just really against RPF, those are real people, they deserve privacy, it’s objectifying-

Me: *slowly moves my phone behind my back after hitting save on the 10,000 word Lenacki fic that I wrote in two hours*

#dan levy #election 2020 #steve kornacki #tracking kornacki #Schitt's Creek #I feel like we should make an exception #what a day to be alive

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i! miss! schitt’s! creek! screencaps 9/♾

#there were a lot of emotional and relatable moments in this show #but THIS ONE HERE #this motherfucker #this is the one that can still make me tear up months later #HE FUCKIN WON OKAY

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“You’ve won” 🥺❤️

#what the fuck #why is this fandom like this #this is so fucking rude #like I’m angry about how wonderful this is #HE WON OKAY

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Schitt’s Creek Wins for Outstanding Comedy Series

#OH MY GOD DAN'S FACE

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In contrast: imagine creating a whole human being from scratch, and that human--a human to whom you GAVE LIFE--had FOUR OPPORTUNITIES to thank you in an Emmy speech, and still did not manage it.

Imagine the pure, overwhelming parental pride you would feel as a career actor, winning an Emmy on a show that you created with your child. Watching that show sweep the Emmys. Watching that child win for directing, writing, and acting.

#joking #mostly #Dan Levy #I'd immediately forget the whole English language if I won an emmy #so I guess he can be excused :P

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In honor of Catherine O’Hara AND Annie Murphy’s Emmy wins

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Imagine the pure, overwhelming parental pride you would feel as a career actor, winning an Emmy on a show that you created with your child. Watching that show sweep the Emmys. Watching that child win for directing, writing, and acting.

#it's a good day to be Eugene Levy #Schitt's Creek

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Something about Patrick in this scene just screams “okay proposing soon time to be hardcore charming and indulgent with my future mother-in-law.”

Like... I’m 100% convinced that’s what Patrick is thinking here.

Despite knowing that Patrick is not thinking anything here, because he is in fact a fictional character played by Noah Reid.

EVERY DAVID AND PATRICK EPISODE: A Whisper of Desire (5x07)

“Okay, the thing you must understand about Cliff, Patrick, is that he has been with many women, but he’s never derived true pleasure from it.”

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Having social anxiety with people online is so fucking dumb, and yet...

#if you have commented on a fic #or messaged #or sent a prompt #just know that I love you ok? #<3

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Noah Reid must confuse a lot of his rl acquaintances, because his eyes communicate love without even trying. Like, I’d probably think he was secretly in love with me if we worked in the same office.

#noah reid #his face is just stuck that way

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YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL

MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER

PLEASE HELP ME

IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY

PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER

#post a picture when you get it

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Schitt’s Creek Frozen Over Fest prompting now open!

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#some good fucking news in 2020 #haven't been reading or writing recently but I'm still excited <3

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For real, though, Noah’s obvious comfort with Dan has made me hyper aware of how often straight cis people’s body language broadcasts discomfort when they’re close to a queer person and/or performing some action they perceive as queer (like, for example, kissing another man because you’re an actor on a television show).

Two dudes, sittin' on a park bench, no feet apart 'cause their both gay!

Well. You know what I mean.

#lots of movies or tv shows where straight people play queer characters #once you see it you can't unsee it #meanwhile Noah is just like #I have kissed this man multiple times #and now imma do it again cause he won an award #*cute glaad cheek kiss*