“what do you want to do with your life?”
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they just. straight up showed batmans dick in a recent comic. uncensored
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me, wearing cuffed jeans i stole from my school’s costume vault, no bra, a beat up leather jacket over a flannel, and a cowboy hat, eating mini chocolates out of a seemingly unending supply located in my pocket: so what’s the sitch, bitch?
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my professor really saw this paragraph of me ranting and said i write very evocatively and that my writing is incredibly powerful snnsnssmnss bitch i just vomited my woes on paper to produce this
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I’ll never forget that one time I was talking to this boy and I rejected him (mind you I almost gave him my address because we were supposed to go out) and he stalked and harassed me for an entire month and put my number on Craigslist (I was getting hundreds of calls and texts every day to the point my phone stopped working).
Men are crazy.
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trying to prove a point to the boys at school
reblog this if you believe trans men are real men
like this if you dont
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this is so funny
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I’m currently working on my degree in Palaeontology so would you like a fossil species named after you? I specialise in vertebrates but could probably find a new kind of arthropod if you’d prefer
Yes, name a dead extinct animal after me !!!!
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YIKES i actually wrote something. and that somethings fanfiction. why am i like this. whatever, go check it out plz, thank you!
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sci-fi jobs that must exist that i find inexplicably amusing:
space customs
tow trucks except they’re towing illegally parked spaceships
for that matter, spaceship thieves, if only for how much more effort i imagine that would take
irs agents who have to find tax evaders who went 2 or 3 galaxies over
literally everything about the concept of the space version of the dmv
imagine being the person who teaches hapless 16 year olds how to fly a spaceship
people who analyze Old Earth media for a living the same way people now analyze shakespeare or beowulf, aka a bunch of scholarly and serious academics writing papers arguing the true meaning of Mean Girls and Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure and A Very Potter Musical
cruise spaceships. you’re taking a slow tour of saturn’s rings and people are still complaining about you running out of cocktail sauce
feel free to add more
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The Great Gatsby enters the public domain in 2021. If at least one of us doesn’t have an unauthorised sequel ready to publish on January 1st at 12:01 sharp, I will be very disappointed.
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SLUR?????
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new meme, this birthday candle website tells you what three scents a fanfic writer would use to describe how you smell
i smell like bergamot, cinnamon, and mahogany
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Ending the stigma of drug use will save lives.
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