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whos-avi · 1 year
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Hopper: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Joyce: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Hopper: Death is a social construct.
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whos-avi · 2 years
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Nancy: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Nancy and Robin, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Steve: Our turn, Eddie! One, two, three- vanilla!
Eddie, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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whos-avi · 2 years
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Max: We need a distraction.
Nancy: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Robin, whispering: My time has come
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whos-avi · 2 years
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Jonathan: Yo is Mike sleeping or dead?
Hopper: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Max: Yeah, so did I.
Mike: Okay first of all, fuck you-
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whos-avi · 2 years
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Nancy: While I’m gone, Robin, you’re in charge.

Robin: Yes!!!

Nancy, whispering: Max, you’re secretly in charge.

Max: Obviously
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whos-avi · 2 years
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Dustin: Time for plan G.
Lucas: Don’t you mean plan B?
Dustin: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Eleven: What about plan D?
Dustin: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Will: What about plan E?
Dustin: I’m hoping not to use it. Mike dies in plan E.
Max: I like plan E.
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whos-avi · 2 years
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Nancy: Robin and I are having a baby.
Max: That's gre-
Robin, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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whos-avi · 2 years
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Robin: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Steve: What?
Nancy: That you're a child.
Eddie: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
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whos-avi · 2 years
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Max: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Erica: *turning to Lucas* How tall are you?
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whos-avi · 2 years
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Eddie: Truth or dare?
Nancy: Dare
Eddie: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Nancy: Hey Steve
Steve, blushing: Yeah?
Nancy: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Robin
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whos-avi · 2 years
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Max: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Nancy: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Max: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Robin: edible
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whos-avi · 2 years
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Dustin, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him 
Steve: You did WHAT– 
Eddie: William Snakepeare
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whos-avi · 2 years
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Max: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
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whos-avi · 2 years
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I just want someone to look at me the way Robin looks at Nancy
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whos-avi · 2 years
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Nancy: What time is it?
Robin: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Robin: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Max: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Robin: It’s 2 am
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whos-avi · 2 years
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Dustin: You have to apologize to Mike 
Max: Fine. 
Max: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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whos-avi · 2 years
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Robin: Nancy, I'm sad.
Nancy: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Steve: Eddie, I'm sad.
Eddie, nodding: mood.
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