wodimewoahtime

[wodimewoahtime]

#and if i said ivantill #ghost ivan and till who can see ghosts #till post r6 waking up to a phantom suction around his dick: ivan is that you #till feels his dick sucked harder #this is the secret and newfangled way gay ppl are having sex nowadays smh #till alnst #ivan alnst #ivantill #alnst #alien stage #nsfw #rt

[wodimewoahtime]

fingers in tills mouth end post

#honestly ivan would be so insanely into it #i know i am #thank you alnst for muzzling till and exposing his neck and giving him chokers and- #ivan: my horny ass could NOT be a dentist 🤣 #till: what do you mean by that. what do you mea- #ivantill #alnst till #alnst ivan #alnst #alien stage

[wodimewoahtime]

my roommate is simultaneously trying to calm down before her phone interview and psych herself up so she’s playing the animal crossing music but also striking power poses every few seconds

#this is tsukasa tenma #i love him #tsukasa tenma #wxs #wonderland x showtime #pjsk #project sekai #hatsune miku colorful stage #rt

[wodimewoahtime]

this is the kinda freak shit ivan would say to till (affectionate)

#i hate this freak can he get out of my head #booooo!!!!! lets throw tomatoes at him!!!!!!!! #“can you come over” #UM #CAN YOU LEAVE??????? #smh he has a handsome face but his personality makes it so that he would be particularly splended as a chalkboard cleaner #but UGH i guess he did do a good job cleaning the chalboard. i guess. #(kisses him on the forehead when he isnt looking) #heh. punk. #ivan alnst #till alnst #ivantill #alnst #alien stage #textpost

[wodimewoahtime]

phrases ive been really into recently (alnst edition): 1. ivans yaoi paddle 2. luka the shivering sickly victorian purebred show poodle 3. stablehand till + luka horse au 4. Heperu's pet poodle handbook (for luka) 5. ivans triple yaoi backflip (raw yaoi power) 6. fudanshi luka 7. himedanshi till 8. tills "im not gay" yaoi protag power 9. milf till couldve fixed ivantill (bingqiu style) 10. mizisua monogatari toothbrush scene

#this is mainly luka isnt it tf #hes not my fav actually #it doesnt seem very believable like this tho #also im sorry girls i just dont have phrases that i rotate around my mind for you at least none that are powerful and repeatable like this #maid mizi garter belt and maid sua sheer tights + leg moles are in fact things i think about very often but also are not cursed enough #if you know the monogatari toothbrush scene i pray for you tho #luka is too easy to make fun of i think is the issue here #ivan alnst #till alnst #luka alnst #mizi alnst #sua alnst #alnst #alien stage #im normal #ivantill #mizisua

[wodimewoahtime]

WAIT THEY HAVE OFFICIAL AU SETTINGS?!?!?!???!!!

#the way luka can't win against hyuna in popularity (real) #does he even truly want to? bros voting for hyuna too #luka: hot sister maid save me.... #hyuna: who needs saving??? you're the ceo #luka alnst #hyuna alnst #alnst #alien stage #alnst official art #cafe collab #maid

[wodimewoahtime]

the tenma siblings are the type to go "oh yeah i can be by myself! i was alone alllllll the time when i was younger so im used to it!" and then when you leave they start clawing at the walls

#they're the type to put on music so they can't hear their own footsteps resound in an empty room #love these two they're so normal #fr the type to either find work or invite someone to hang out every time they have free time #tsukasa tenma #saki tenma #tenma siblings #pjsk #project sekai #hatsune miku colorful stage

[wodimewoahtime]

fairy knights + morgo (they're dumb)

#morgan is 2cm but that doesn't mean the grind stops #melusine #barghest #baobhan sith #britomart #morgan #fairy knight lancelot #fairy knight tristan #fairy knight gawain #morgan le fay #fgo #fgo lb6 #lb6 #lostbelt 6 #bub art #fate #fate grand order #type moon

[wodimewoahtime]

who knows @menchiesyogurt ...... he doesn't have the best record of keeping things away from his mouth😭😭😭

bro could totally be taking till for a nibble!!!! it'll be like horse luka and stable hand till!!! (insane au)

OMG WHAT THESE ARE SOOO CUTE EHAT

#lukas probably oral fixation #alnst luka #alnst till #alnst #alien stage #already looking a little horsey luka #that one horse looks way too much like luka tho fr

[wodimewoahtime]

okay so, i saw a ivan dog vs cat poll and i thought about it way too hard

Ivan is a doggy who was forced to develop catlike behaviours to cope in canon (also cause he mirrors till when he loses everything else about him)

in his natural habitat (no trauma/actor au) ivan is a dog

but in alnst, ivan is a dogcat (dog who thinks they're a cat)

also the ivan sua conflict stems from ivan being a dog who's trying to be a cat (reflecting till) while suas a cat who's trying to be a dog (reflecting mizi)

#i also have thoughts about ivan and obedience & loyalty but that's for another day j think #dogcat ivan & catdog sua & cat till & dog mizi #unsure about hyuluka but they might both be dogs #luka can be both is the truth #i'll need to think about that one a little harder #also taking any outside opinions #as of the moment i'm double dog leaning in the way that hyuna is a hunting dog #while luka is a sickly vicious little purebred show poodle who shivers all day #ivan alnst #sua alnst #ivantill #mizisua #alnst #alien stage #i'm normal #headcanon

[wodimewoahtime]

messy little sketchbook lukas (+mini hyuna)

#bub art #luka alnst #hyuna alnst #alnst #alien stage

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hyuluka

#always in love with this pic tho fr #the way she's about to kill him #but lukas smiling with his hand gently on her hip #it's so NDKSBDBAJALAKSHDJK ya know???? #hyuluka #hyuna alnst #luka alnst #alnst #alien stage #lmaooo

[wodimewoahtime]

SO TRUE OP!!!!

Ivan is alive because his popularity far exceeded Till's so his fans would be angry if he got killed like that over someone they see as a nobody and remember how Sua died she got a single shot to the head because she was a nobody to the crowd as well meaning it would be ok if she died to them while Ivan is repeatedly shot in different points of his body aside from his head or heart showing they wanted him to stop ruining the performance but wanted to keep him alive so you see Ivan is alive but being kept somewhere to heal so

#who are we if we don't cope...... #delusion power MAX!!!!! (magical girl transformation sequence) when the sparkles fade away it's just my greasy self ivantill posting #alnst ivan #ivan is alive #trust #alnst #alien stage

[wodimewoahtime]

im so sorry op not to burst your bubble but till is more popular than ivan was<///3

he consistently ranks higher than ivan EXCEPT for round 2 (aka where he killed freddy onstage and then got beat up by the guards) but then he immediately jumps back up to 13?!??!!!! (the popularity for alnst seems to be across season top 78 btw)

till is literally the aliens problematic fav pookie meowmeow<///3

Ivan is alive because his popularity far exceeded Till's so his fans would be angry if he got killed like that over someone they see as a nobody and remember how Sua died she got a single shot to the head because she was a nobody to the crowd as well meaning it would be ok if she died to them while Ivan is repeatedly shot in different points of his body aside from his head or heart showing they wanted him to stop ruining the performance but wanted to keep him alive so you see Ivan is alive but being kept somewhere to heal so

#sorry bestie.... #i understand your delusions but!!!! #till (even tho he doesnt feel like it) is way more popular overall than ivan is........... #THEY CAN BRING HIM BACK FOR OTHER REASONS THO!!!!! #IVAN HAD THE NO 1 FANDOM AFTER ALL RIGHT???? RIGHT?????? #THE POWER OF YAOI WILL BRING HIM BACK TRUST #ivan alnst #till alnst #alnst #alien stage

[wodimewoahtime]

okay lets settle this

#i love how everyone just agrees they can beat luka easy #not just cause luka haters and luka fans both want to smack him silly #but also the 403289032 health conditions he has #i dont even have to fight for that long we can make this into an endurance battle and i would still win against mr asthma & weak heart #lukas glass bones and paper skin #alnst luka #alnst #alien stage #rt

[wodimewoahtime]

If you ever feel dicouraged by your perception skills, remember:

I couldn’t figure out what was wrong with Ivan’s Pre-Round 6 photos until I realized he wasn’t wearing a turtleneck.

I feel like seeing a woman’s bare ankles for the first time. This is scandalous in ways I can’t describe. Outrageous. I am this close to screaming COVER THEM UP. And then I also realized Till was wearing what might be the second most scandalous shirt I’ve seen.

So cunty. Dear goodness. I feel like Till is on a mission to wear shirts with collars that are lower than my dignity and when he isn’t, he ends up wearing something like this. That exposed shoulder? With the straps? Lord have mercy.

Q & V have successfully created a new form of public indecency for men in the form of shoulder exposure. Incredible. I highly approve.

#THIS EXACTLY!!!!!!! #turtlenecks and low collared shirts are like the two sluttiest things you can have someone wear and ivantill does BOTH #its so good..... #i think its cause they usually do it the other way around its even more exciting now that theyre switched #till especially.... its the sort of feeling where its almost more erotic seeing his neck covered up #(huff huff) <- pervert #the shoulders are seriously so good #this is like how they foreshadowed the ivantill choking scene by showing us a bunch of shots of tills neck and ivans hands #but it just kinda gave me a thing for tills neck and ivans hands #especially tills neck #i will not be saying my thoughts even in impolite company you will have to dm me and then get me to bond level 10 to get me to admit it #UGHHHHH TILL!!!!!! till looks more and more cunty everyday #like ivan was cunty day one but till is seriously doing a sprint here #also in love with ivans worm on a not string that he has #anyways i hate aliens but the marketing work theyre doing for till is great amazing and showstopping keep up the good work #i'm ace btw i'm just also a pervert #ivan alnst #till alnst #alnst #alien stage #im normal #rt

[wodimewoahtime]

time is a flat circle and history repeats itself, this is how ivan alien stage somehow manages to recreate the kubrick stare without ever having seen a human movie before

#this is in the same way that till manages to recreate the autism creature the first time he ever drew ivan btw #so much talent #alnst ivan #alnst #alien stage #im normal