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how to grow the fuck up

#save for when I grow up #as a ranpo kinnie

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someone asked me today if i watched anime and i said yes and they asked for an example and i said bsd and like five minutes later they asked if i knew you so my conclusion from that is that you have become the centre of our school's bsd fandom

(not sure how much sincerity i make that conclusion with but either way you seem to have some sort of reputation as The BSD Person)

LMAOOO- and not to jump to conclusions but i think you are who I think you are- I thought you don’t have tumblr help—

Anyways very honoured to be known as the BSD rep of the school- but for research purposes: who may you be conversing with?

#I don’t think bsd is a phase #at least one that’s going any time soon #asks #clyde waffles on

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I believe in academic genius but insane x academically struggling but sane trope

#can you tell I'm obsessed with this new tumblr person? #follow them rn #skk #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #soukoku #bsd #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #clyde waffles on

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Jouno be questioning why he couldn't hear noises of gunfire when Chuuya controlled the bullets with gravity, but my question is: how the fuck did Mr blind-but-good-hearing not hear that loud ass helicopter?

Speaking from personal experience, helicopters are so loud that you need to scream over them.

#RIGHT SO REAL 😭😭 #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #jouno saigiku #bsd jouno #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #bsd #clyde waffles on

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Dazai gets floor time and Chuuya gets ceiling time. We call that balance.

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Nakahara Chuuya is the type of person to murder 7 people while robbing a bank but would not steal from an old lady with a feather as weapon.

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“you're so quiet” bro i lost all my communication skills

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“I can fix him dw” [drill sounds] {screaming} [chainsaw revving]

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the queen has returned

Gin akutagawa CHERRY SEASON!!!

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Chuuya, trying to comfort a crying baby: What is your fucking problem?

Dazai: Why don’t you try singing to it chu.

Chuuya: What iiisss your fuuuucking problem…

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i mean at this point I don’t see how asagiri could possibly make them any gayer

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it’s funny because they barely lasted half an hour👹💉

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Insomniac Dazai and heavy sleeper Chuuya my beloveds.

Dazai and Chuuya where they're at the stage of not quite being together, but not-not together either, they have feelings for each other yet they still won't admit it, so they just keep having 'moments' that they deny afterwards.

And them having to share a bed.

They grumble about it, argue that someone should sleep one the couch or the floor, anywhere except together, until they settle on sleeping with their backs facing each other.

Dazai remains there, at the edge of his side of the bed, but Chuuya, as soon as he's asleep, he rolls onto his back. Mouth open, little snores escaping him, his arm and leg spreads out over the space of the bed. A finger touches Dazai's ribs, Chuuya's foot kicks at his calf as slowly but surely, in true mutt fashion, Chuuya takes over the entire bed.

Now, Dazai's on his back too, lay pin straight, shoulder as close to the edge of the bed as he dares to be without falling off. Every now and again he keeps having to shove Chuuya's arm and leg back over to his side of the bed. It started gently, he didn't want to wake the other up and be accused of messing with him whilst he slept. As the night wears on and Dazai's eyes get heavier he becomes more irritable as he pushes Chuuya back. At one point he said his name and tried to shake him awake, only to receive a incoherent sleepy mumble.

Dazai accepts his fate, rolling away from Chuuya once more with a huff. He didn't need space, or comfort. It was fine. He wasn't going to get any sleep anyhow, not with the noises of Chuuya moving around so much. He closes his eyes to fight the irritation in them.

And he's not sure when, but he must have drifted at some point, not quiet asleep, but not really awake either. The warmth of the blanket must have relaxed him. As he hums and re-adjusts his position to get comfy again, he realises his back presses into something. Something warm and soft, something that nestles back against him in reaction to his movement. He feels Chuuya's arm squeeze him closer around his middle and his heart leaps into his throat.

With how heavy a sleeper Chuuya is, he should be fine trying to move away. He can just spend the rest of the night on the couch. Even as he thinks this, the disobedient muscles of his limbs relax. His breath without realising it had slowed to match Chuuya's, and he suddenly feels quite weightless. Dazai couldn't move if he wanted and deep down he doesn't.

For the first time in a long while Dazai fall asleep with ease.

#my beloved #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #bsd #bsd skk #soukoku #and then they wake up in the morning and pretend to be disgusted #i blame nawy and their post about love hotels and there's only one bed tropes for making me think of this nonstop since #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #clyde waffles on

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The fact that it's canon that Dazai shared pm intel with the ada while they still didn't know about his past is hilarious. Can you imagine them wondering how he gathered all that info and he's just like “I listen to a lot of true crime podcasts” and the guy's just so weird they might as well believe it

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Assigning Dazais I found in my maths paper part two: @poetinlovewithflowersonhisgrave

Heterochromatic Dazai in a suit

#bsd #soukoku #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #clyde waffles on #bsd fanfic #bungo stray dogs