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wyverber 3 months
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these pictures of slenderman at dashcon will forever be like my favorite thing ever
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wyverber 4 months
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And it's fucking loud, he snores so fucking loud. Dad snores.
He is in denial that he snores. Never believing his brothers.
But he does.
I like the idea that slender is a Silent Man.
But he snores, and I think it's the cutest thing ever.
Just imagine how his SO is insecure about their snoring and because Slender is silent they think he doesn't snore, than they wake up in the middle of the night to pee but instead hear snores? coming next from them.
And they try to focus their eyes and just see a little split in Slenders 'supposed to be mouth'
From that on when his SO other wakes up in the middle of the night they watch him, never tellin' him how cute they think he is when he sleeps 馃槏
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wyverber 4 months
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Ben: OH SHIT THE QUEEN IS DEAD!
Jeff: NO FUCKING WAYY! UR JOKING?!
Ben: NO IM NOT!
[Slender and Helen in the Kitchen]
Helen: Wow... Can't believe I outlived the Queen of England
Slender, reading newspaper: Not my First Queen I outlived
Helen: I-
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wyverber 4 months
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Guess who want's to write again? It's me.
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wyverber 5 months
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I love this. It's amazing
Slenderman chad idk
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I was bored so accept yet another low effort post
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wyverber 5 months
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Yk what amazes me the most? People still like my posts even though I don't really post anything on here. It's just so adorable and motivating to look at.
Thx <3
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wyverber 6 months
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He spookin
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wyverber 8 months
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Y/n: Okay.. how about you guys apologies on the count of three?
Y/n: one.
Jeff and Toby eyeing each other:
Y/n: two.
Y/n: three.
Toby:...
Jeff:..
Y/n: oh come on!
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wyverber 8 months
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Ngl, that's my favourite incorrect quote that I posted.
Slender: I wake up the pastas from their nap, but every time I do it I'm angry. Just to fuel their Trauma.
Sally: Are you okay?
Slender: No, I'm traumatized and when I can't heal, nobody is allowed to heal!
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wyverber 8 months
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Zalgo, Babysitting Sally: Slay Queen!
Sally, playing with him kingdom: I will!
Zalgo, playing the drunk dwarf: SLAY YOUR ENEMIES, QUEEN! KILL 'EM KILL 'EM ALL!
Sally:...
Also Sally, doing a war scream: ROAOAOA!!!!
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wyverber 11 months
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The random quotes, are very yummy to my eyes, it feeds my already broken humour, lov em keep it up!!
Thank you! Even though I don't write that much anymore.
But it means a lot to me :)
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wyverber 11 months
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Ben: I- Jeff: Bitch! You said u want thicc thighs so i got you the thicces chick they had! Ben: I meant chicken, chicken to EAT! NOT SOME RANDOM ASS PERSON! Jeff: THEN WHY WOULD SAY IT LIKE TH- Ben: Cant dip some thicc bitch in ma ranch, idiot
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wyverber 1 year
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Slender: Ben, you can't just read these- what are they called...
Ben: Fanfiction?
Slender: Yes! Those.stop reading them, you lose touch to reality
Ben, mumbling: You lost touch to life.
Slender: Pardon me? What did you say
Ben: Nothing...
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wyverber 1 year
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i was trying to find stuff on jeff the killer's lore and background but i cant find it anywhere 馃槶 do you know any posts/videos that explain his story well? i only know like the very basics
Well- there are only the Basics tbh, like everyone got in the early 2015's or so his "life" but like me some do make a twist to it or rewrite it completely. Make your own lore or stick to someones lore or to his Of lore, doesn't matter cus all the Creepypasta fans got basic information about his lore and just finished it or like I said rewritten it.
Sorry for not answering so fast, and sorry for not really helping you out :(
Still have a nice day/night/ or whatever ;)
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wyverber 1 year
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Slender: I wake up the pastas from their nap, but every time I do it I'm angry. Just to fuel their Trauma.
Sally: Are you okay?
Slender: No, I'm traumatized and when I can't heal, nobody is allowed to heal!
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wyverber 1 year
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Slender: How's Joe?
Toby: who's joe
Slender, in his mind: Okay,okay... Now what was it my brother told me to say? Joe Mamma?
Slender: J-joe? Mamma?
Toby: what.
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wyverber 1 year
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Slenderman: What are you doing?
Offender: Your mom
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