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just saw a life-changing tweet
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Quantum jumping to a therapy DR is peak gen z behavior
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How to be scary and evil while still bringing joy and comfort to everyone around me
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feeds you ibuprofen out of the palm of my hand like youre a horse
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reblog this post to caramelize your mutuals
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i love tragedy i love circular narratives i love ppl who cannot escape their fate & characters that have been dead since the beginning
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i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion
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the feminine urge to destroy every part of you that’s like your mother
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ENFJ, a cop : Do you know how fast you were going?
INFP, trying to get out of a ticket : Do any of us really know anything?
ENFJ : ...
[Later, sitting together on a hill]
ENFJ : Sometimes I think we're part of something bigger...
INFP : Do you believe in dragons?
ENFJ : Oh my god yes.
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Ok I just made this edit and I can't keep it to myself because I'm.in.LOVE.
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all gays do is edit their script, quantum jump through reality to date fictional characters and sleep in a starfish position. Gays it’s me, I’m gay
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