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What if I made a bob Velseb x a character (another separate story for people who like x reader) where it's like a somewhat toxic relationship between the character being obsessed with him and it starting off as him kind of using the character but eventually he just like "Maybe i should stop hurting this person because they actually cared about me" but its hard because every time he sees the person he just wants to eat them but he can't bring himself to do it?

#i hate when stories are like “he eats everyone but you!” #or like “he cares about you suddenly” #lets be real here. Its gonna be painful #bob velseb #bob velseb x reader #is anybody still on the bob velseb train?

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Pipe expanding machine

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william afton has a breeding kink because he thinks it will PEMDAS the amount of children he kills

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yeah i can be specific. can you draw the scout from tf2 purchasing a brioche roll from the bakery section of morrisons but he has like, a honkin' pair of tits, and also he's a catboy with little bows on his ears. needless to say he's really struggling to push the shopping cart because of his previously mentioned honkin' tits. thank you lizzie i'm sure this won't be an issue to draw at all

Head in my hands

#but why? #tf2 #scout #scout tf2 #tf2 scout

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My boy knows what he wants, he has no time nor patience for fancy lingerie he’s here to slather himself in honey like a smissmas ham and fuck so nasty they have to pass a law about it

Yknow there's nothing requiring me to post sentences like this

#“so nasty they have to pass a law about it” fors absolutely nuts #whoever this anon is. omg hold me

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i can fix him (no i can't)

#I've been waiting to use this image #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 engineer

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🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow

just because images of crucifixes cant physically harm us doesnt mean they arent still triggering, tag your crucifix pix j*sus chr*st

     silverstaked-deactivated2023100

oh? little bloodsuckers afraid of a tiny cross?

🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow

literally what the fuck is your problem?

⚰ fangs4fags Follow

of course its a fucking hunter

🧛‍♀️ cadaverouscathy Follow

Why are there still hunters on this site?? @staff

☠ skellingtom Follow

silverstaked has literally sent my friend exorcisms before. nothing strong enough to send them back to hell but theyve been weakened for days because of it. block and report.

🐺 howlin4u Follow

adding these tags from @vamplovingwolf theyre targeting werewolves too i guess

👻 tombfoolery Follow

we did it ghouls

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(elderly woman voice) back in my day.. there were no shitty hentai games for horny anime perverts on steam……… and we played team fortress 2….. i was a demoman main………… aauuhhhhhh *coughs and dies from secret diseases*

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#team firtee two

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Got commissioned to finish the Octane drawing! :)

#skrimblo #apex #apex legends #octavio silva #not my art

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i love that scout wears a little headset with a mic because he's supposed to be The Guy Who Does The Scouting which implies urgent radio communication, but no one else on the team has any kind of earpiece or walkie-talkie or anything. who the hell is he walkie-talking to

#hes Podcasting #“yeheheah. Alpha male” #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 scout

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So nobody was going to tell me that in game there's a 5% chance that when you kill scout, Archimedes flies out of his chest. Why is there no fanart of Archimedes popping out of scout. IM SO FUCKING MAD RN

#WHICH MEANS THAT MEDIC NEVER REMOVED THEM #need me some Archimedes using scout as a mech art rn #tf2 #team fortress 2 #scout tf2 #archimedes

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i love that one render of demoman where he's doing the✌️ hold on let me find it

^^^ THIS ONE ^^^

#just reminded me of this #that is all #tf2 demoman #demoman #tf2

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miss girlie has survived random summer fires and ruthless typhoons but has the lowest max health out of the nine mercs. she's considered to be the world's least fire resistant filipino

also i tried replicating the tf2 comic art style !! had a fun time with it so ill probably do it again

#shes so skrunkly #i love her #tf2 #tf2 pyro #tf2 oc

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#tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #red oktoberfest #heavymedic

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I feel like the skibidi toilet meme is just a fleshed out story version of the engineer nope meme. Like we all used to laugh at engineers neck expand with the word nope. This is just gen alphas version.

#im just going on a rant here #really nothing serious but the full lore of the skibidi is actually stupid #but interesting at the same time #its like that one meme where they were doing best mates and making friends and whatever happened at the end #Another crow rant :D #skibidi toilet

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Hello Tumblr. One of my dearest friends needs support because of past due bills. If you can't donate just at least spread it.

#gofundme #go fund them #support