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hannibalzero · 7 hours
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Yep omegaverse will ruin the manosphere. One of the reasons why I love it so much. Everytime I see a whiny man online proclaiming he’s an alpha.
I’m like awwww baby is an omega poor thing!
Do you ever think about how a single misguided study on wolves in captivity has resulted in both the most widespread toxic pseudoscientific theory in the manosphere and what is arguably the weirdest genre of graphic kinky gay fanfiction and depending on who you are and what you've seen you'll hear the word Alpha and either think of the platonic ideal of a cis het man or one feral mediocre middle aged actor's dick knot impregnating another's slick-drenched hole. Isn't the internet a wondrous place.
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hannibalzero · 7 hours
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This is such a cool idea
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Changing power dynamics
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hannibalzero · 7 hours
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Feeling generous? Like my work? Buy me a Kofi!
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hannibalzero · 11 hours
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The empire couldn’t handle Sith-Wan
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Still not handling the Sainz news very well, so here's some more distraction in the form of some bloody spiffing work by @colart606 (twt)
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hannibalzero · 13 hours
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*grabs Anakin by the scruf of his neck and pound on his back* spit him out! Spit him out!
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yummm 🤤🐰
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hannibalzero · 16 hours
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Wolf Anakin resisting the urge to eat Bunny-wan while they're mating 👀 All the buns in the community wondering why Bunny-wan travels with multiple wolf pups as it's extremely uncommon to see buns hang out with their natural predators even while they're only pups. They have no idea the pups are actually his pups with Wolfkin
There was a lot of steps to get to mating. Not just the romantic but do not kill me by accident. Steps as well.
Obi-Wan and Anakin talked a lot about mating.
First was the ballgag, just for Anakin to sink his teeth into while mating. Worked alright.
Then a muzzle so they could kiss while mating. Not great but okay.
The more they mated the easier it became for Anakin, but at the end Anakin needs something to bite before finishing.
Keeping a large chew toy by one’s head while mating isn’t traditional sexy. But not being eaten will bring an Obi-Bun to climax alone.
The bunny community thinks Obi-bun is a saint. Taking in a single father wolf and his offspring. No bunny wants to think about why Obi-Bun tends to gain a little weight.
Why there are new baby buns as well?
Honestly, Rabbits are known for having fun. No one would be the first to ask who the father is.
But…a fawn bunny having a brown bunny all of a sudden?
A familiar brown…
Oh look a carrot…
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hannibalzero · 1 day
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blast from the past
Charthur dabble!
🦌🦬🦌🦬
Heading into the general store, Mary Linton…or was it Gills again?
Windowing was such a hard time.
Mary gave a nod to the man that held the door open for her. She had come to Valentine to get her brother Jamie to come back home.
Daddy and Jamie had a fight.
…again.
Just wanting sometime to do, going to the general for a sewing book. Mary spotted a familiar black hat with a fired rope but now had beads on it. That handsome back, strong and broad. Worn blue jeans that showed off the cowboys-
Mary hand to stop herself for a moment.
She was a church going women after all.
But it couldn’t be.
Arthur Morgan, all grown up.
Not the boy she almost ran away with.
Almost married too.
But he was standing next to the sewing books, looking down at a set of paper dolls. One in each hand. Brow furrowed as he chewed on a tooth pick, trying to make a decision on something he had no understand off.
Mary wished she had pulled her corset a bit tighter now, taking out her compact she tuck a bit of hair behind her ears and checked her powers. She looked fine, not great but acceptable.
Finding her voice, Mary made her move.
“Hello Arthur.” She said,
Those same blue eyes of the boy that loved her so, looked to her as a grown man. Time had been kind to Arthur, age had made him handsome. Strong and well a man of the west.
Surprise lit up Arthur’s face. “Mary Linton, it’s been’a long time.” Arthur greeted shuffling the books of paper dolls to his chest as he tipped his hat, a ring caught Mary’s eye. She had no clue what material it was but turquoise was imbedded in it. “You look well.”
“It’s…Gill’s again…” Mary shuffled
“Sorry to hear that.” Arthur gave a nod of his head. “What brings you, here?”
“Oh um, Jamie. He’s bound and determined to set up an apple orchard. Dropped out of school, daddy if awfully upset.”
Arthur nodded and looked back to the paper dolls at hand.
“Do you? Live here?” Mary asked
“Naw, passin’ through.” He looked to Mary now. “Can I ask ya somethin? Need a women’s opinion.” Arthur asked surprising Mary, maybe Arthur has changed? He used to jump at the idea of helping her.
Mary blinked “I suppose.”
“My littlest is about ta be four, been wantin’ paper dolls like her big sister. But there are so many? Ladies and pets…cuse she loves critters. Or maybe the babydoll one? She’s fascinated because we have a new baby comin’. Should I just buy paper and make her some?” He showed the two boxes to Mary.
Mary was very surprised now. Arthur had married? He has children? She cleared her throat.
“If memory serves you are a wonderful artist. I would suggest making the dolls. She would probably like the ‘critters’ you’ve drawn better than the pets. She is a Morgan.” Mary was baiting the man to see if he was married. “How many children do you have?” She asked
Taking the advice Arthur nodded and set the packages down before picking up the cardstock and colored pencils along with wax paper. “Thank ya, I have two. Oldest is almost seven she’s a handful my Dyani, then I have my little girl Awinita. She wants to be like’er sister so badly.”
“You married an in-“
“Mary Gills, don’t you start.” Arthur warned “you married someone too.” He pointed out. Taking out his pocket watch and checked the time. Taking a breath Arthur forced himself to relax.
“Good seein’ ya, wish ya all the best. I gotta get going.” Arthur went to pay, this also surprised Mary. She couldn’t help herself grabbing Arthur’s arm.
“Arthur, I still think of you fondly.” She had no idea why she blurted this out. “Would you..ever consider…”
Arthur pressed a finger to her lips. “Now Mary, we had our time. Did I love ya with everything I had? Yes. But..I got me someone who loves me…even when I was beaten and broken. I love’em too, makes me a better man. I got my girls, gotta baby comin’ and a life. A honest one too.” He moved his hand away now.
“Ya understand?”
Mary looked down unable to meet the man’s eyes. “Forgive me, I…suppose I just needed to…truly see if things were over.” She blinked as a thought hit her.
“Man?” She mumbled to herself as Arthur paid and practically ran out the door. A hand on his lower belly.
“Arthur Smith! ya damn fool. Got to think about Charles again and ran ya mouth.” Arthur grumbled to himself heading to the horse stables where his family was.
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hannibalzero · 3 days
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hannibalzero · 4 days
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More Vaderwan fallout au!!!
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Anakin is courier 5, after making it half way to sandy springs, Benny (paid by Sidious) got to drop on our favorite hero. But Anakin was left right outside the big MT.
The think tank was over joyed to have a new lobotomies. Limbs, spine, heart and brain were removed and mostly replaced. (Anakin won his brain back! Brain wasn’t to happy) skin was removed and replaced with a new…better…skin.
Think tank, shocked that Anakin was able to make a recovery from the experiments. Where won over by Vaders clever words and ideas from a screaming violent toaster.
Now the think tank works for Vader, the big MT? His palace.
…..once Vader captures Obi-Wan?
Vader and his brain made up and agreed, the Obi-Wan needed to stay.
Also Obi-Wan gets one of those blue halos.
No reason just cute
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hannibalzero · 4 days
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Fallout au?
Vault 66
Vaderwan
A democratic religious community with a heavy moral code obligation and duty.
Value tech experiment: no deep attachments or familiar bonds.
Obi-Wan Kenobi, asked the the overseer Yoda. To go on a pilgrimage to the big M.T for books of knowlage or the glass palace (a large green house) that contains seeds to long lost plants.
The wasteland will make you wish for a Nuclear winter.
Keeping his head down, cloak over his head and canine full of water. Obi-Wan makes it through the wasteland, sneaking around the big M.T. Complex, Obi-Wan has found three books that the vault wasn’t aware of. Seeds from something called a pumpkin. A rabbit doll from a desk.
While hacking a computer to open the door to the glass palace.
Obi-Wan froze hearing a gun click behind his head.
“There ya are, little rabbit.” Vader cooed through his respirator. “Been on your tail seeing what you’ve been stealing.”
“….stealing? The Big M.T is abnonded isn’t it?” Obi-Wan slowly turned around holding the rabbit doll close.
“The big MT? Is my home. Now that I caught you? You’re here with me.” Vader demanded holding Obi-Wan by the neck
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hannibalzero · 6 days
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The amount of stuff Anakin finds is amazing.
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lol one mans trash is another mans treasure
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hannibalzero · 6 days
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all he'll see is me
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hannibalzero · 7 days
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What kinda cookies does he like? Chocolate chip? Sinkerdoodle? Anything else I need to go to the store. Ohhh maybe great grandmoms tea cakes.
“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this
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hannibalzero · 8 days
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Obi-Wan five minutes after he joined the force.
Padme was so grateful!
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hannibalzero · 9 days
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If I had two nickels for each time an Ewan McGregor character fell in love with a woman named Satine I’d only have two nickels.
Which isn’t a lot.
But it’s weird that it happened twice
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hannibalzero · 9 days
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Jedi dishonor is the real power of the force.
(wonderful art! I love the blue!)
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the boys (again) x
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hannibalzero · 10 days
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Teehee
i love and hate how obikin in canon is the embodiment of that one tumblr post that goes “the love was there. it didn’t change anything but the love was there.” or something like that
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