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The office but with Batman

I want. Nat, I NEED a mockumentary of the Waynes daily life. I see a lot of people talk about having one in a "keeping up with the Kardashians" style, but I've never watched it and don't really plan to, but it seems to be exactly the type of vibe I want, but like, with interviews from the characters interrupting all the time like it's a documentary. Am I making sense here??

#DC #Batman #Batfamily #Batfam #keeping up with the kardashians

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Ya wait are we the weirdos?? We eat our eggs the way Indian people eat their curry I thought that was the only way???

Just now discovering that apparently in the west people eat eggs with a fork

#Not with omelettes though #That would be disgusting

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Across all the Egyptian people I know, we all have one thing in common.

We all think British people suck.

#If any British people are reading this #I will be taking a 10 page apology letter by next Thursday #Give us our stuff back #Please and thank you #goodnight #p.s. seriously they actually have more of our stuff then we do just at least let us have the Rosetta stone #shitpost #shitposting #egypt #ancient egypt #egyptian #the british museum

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hahahaha when you've been making comics about the same people for decades you tend to hire at least two crackheads

Don't mind me, just thinking about how in the DC universe, cannonically, aliens, wizards, Greek mythology and Santa Claus are all not-so-peacefully-co-existing.

#Maybe even a marijuanahead #Spice things up with a little bit of both at the same time ya know #Dc #dc comics #Gotham #Reblog

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Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk there's more

And a flower morning to you, oh dog

Seriously though I love it when parents jokingly tell there kids "may your home be destroyed"

No but trying to translate something from Arabic to English is almost impossible because there are so many expressions that don't have any sort of translation in English and I can't very well have characters going

"Hey grandma I'm hungry can you get me some leftover cabbage"

"My eyes, moon"

"Thanks"

*loud crash*

"OH WHITE DAY!!"

"So I set the stove on fire"

"May your mother's home be destroyed!"

#Rb

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Oh white day, there's more

Make it stop (if you stop I'll call the dog mafia and you will be sorry)

No but trying to translate something from Arabic to English is almost impossible because there are so many expressions that don't have any sort of translation in English and I can't very well have characters going

"Hey grandma I'm hungry can you get me some leftover cabbage"

"My eyes, moon"

"Thanks"

*loud crash*

"OH WHITE DAY!!"

"So I set the stove on fire"

"May your mother's home be destroyed!"

#Reblog #Rb

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"My eyes, moon" is the greatest translation ever.

May a dog eat you for this.

Your mother is bald.

No but trying to translate something from Arabic to English is almost impossible because there are so many expressions that don't have any sort of translation in English and I can't very well have characters going

"Hey grandma I'm hungry can you get me some leftover cabbage"

"My eyes, moon"

"Thanks"

*loud crash*

"OH WHITE DAY!!"

"So I set the stove on fire"

"May your mother's home be destroyed!"

#Rb

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If the world approves of how you're doing Christianity, the you're probably doing Christianity wrong.

#christianity #orthodox christian #christian faith #christian living #bible #jesus #Faith #I know it sucks but thems the rules guys #I just know this post is gonna get like 0 notes and that will only prove my point

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Maybe I "decided I didn't like reading that much" because you started me off with the CHRONICLES OF NARNIA-

I did like reading before that when we would read books like Horrid Henry and James and the Giant Peach.

And now I'm trying to get back into reading, but I literally cannot find anything I like.

Hoe is that my fault?!

When I was a kid, my mom would read me and my sister books, but eventually my sister decided she didn't like reading that much. I was also just getting good at reading and reading literally everything I could find (every shop sign on the street level) so my mom decided I should start reading Big Girl Books now and I should read them on my own.

So what book would be best to start this young child that couldn't have been younger than eleven I can't remember off with? Well, obviously, her own favourite child friendly books. The chronicles of Narnia.

I was traumatized by the ending of the last book. I was a little kid who hadn't quite made my peace with death yet and then yoU gO aND GIVE ME THAT!!

What's more, I found the books boring in some parts and scary in others, but they were my first books so I was still figuring out what I liked which meant the only measure for if a book was good or not was if Mom liked it.

Like literally. I wasn't allowed to pick my own books and the ones my mom picked for me were ones she'd read because she had to be sure there wasn't anything harmful in it but she also recommended books that she herself enjoyed because in general she has very good taste and I wasn't a Person™ yet so I didn't have my own taste and if I did it was Sparkly Shoes Are Pretty, but her taste turned out to be NOTHING like mine I didn't like most of the ones she recommended me and the ones I did (Redwall) I had gripes with because of overly lengthy descriptions and slow openings Okay I Get It The Grass Looked Cool Now Please Just Tell Me What This Story Is Even About.

Anyway I'm surprised that didn't make me hate all books and reading but I guess the writer in me was too strong to be burried so You Will Read Books No Matter What (I have found my stride in Percy Jackson, The shoes, Alice in Wonderland and Coralline)

#Sorry #I got a little offended there #I'm glad you still like reading though at least #(how I'll never know) #I remember mom would always force us to sit and listen to her reading them and I would always be so bored #It's her fault

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Sister: Why would you phrase it the same way as the book?! The book is trying to be poetic and symbolic, but you're supposed to simpli—

Me: *eating a book*

#True story #No actually if you want to see the teeth marks- #meme #humor #Blah

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Guy: Please go to the party with me, I told my best friend I got a girl

Me: Sorry, but I told Jesus I wouldn't get into any rom-com business this month soooo... That broom over there is single?

#i don't know #shitposting #shitpost #meme #funny memes #dank memes #tw sh related #funny jokes #humor #Random #poets on tumblr #tumblr stuff #lol #funny stuff #I still don't know #this is a tag #Bleh #relatable memes #Yes very relatable

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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i always mean it when i say i love you btw

#Love you but I can't say it directly 'cause you will absolutely think I'm crazy and then block me 🥰

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do you torture the character you relate to most and recreate your own abuse in fiction to cope or were your needs and feelings acknowledged as a child

#Listen #I was acknowledged as a child just fine #But this is in fact me coping with the things that went wrong #My characters aren't keeping quiet about things that upset them because they're afraid of being called overdramatic #Because their moms called them overdramatic and told them they were just looking for attention for no reason #Oh wait that's just me sorry I don't have any characters like that

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Beg your pardon

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Here are some pics of the solar eclipse for anyone who missed it🌒

#WHY THE F DOES KNUCKLE HAVE ANIME EYES #I LOVE ACTUALLY NEVER CHANGE THAT