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wanderingcritter · 1 month
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god gives his most niche fandoms to his most autistic warriors
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absolutelyzoned · 7 days
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how do i tell people that im not really suicidal i just like hurting myself
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abunnsburrow · 1 year
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I come to you, Ninjago Fandom, to say one thing and one thing only.
...Jay should win the Ninjago Sexyman Tournament.
Jay, canonically, gets so many bitches. This pathetic loser of a man somehow managed to become the host of a TV show just by making the dumbest puns known to mankind.
Jay could probably get any of the ninja(excluding Lloyd) to date him. You have seen how gay he is with all of them, the way he seduces them. The way he manages to somehow lure them in despite being a wet sock in the form of a person.
Jay managed to form the League of Jay, essentially a cult to his name without even trying. There is no doubt in my mind that he has managed to make people question both their sexuality and their gender identity. He does this with no effort on his part, only purely through existing and being a rockstar nerd.
Merely through standing there he attracted the Munce Queen who lives in a culture where only the strongest and best of the Munce gain higher status.
He even managed to get Nya.
Jay, canonically, has the power of a sexyman. He is the most pathetic loser to ever exist and yet he gets all the bitches
...That is all. Have a good day and may the best Sexyman win.
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anticrazed · 1 year
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So, I tried character.ai with Handler and...
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Camping
Word count: 519
Category: cozy/lovey
Characters: Lycan, Logic
Potential warning(s): a single dirty joke
Status: Canon
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Lycan ran over to Logic as she saw him down the hall "Logic!" She yelled, excitedly. He caught her in his arms before she ran into him. "Ah! Hey Lycan, what's up?" Logic was happy to see her. She replied almost immediately "Do you wanna go outside and explore or something? Maybe we can go into the city or something! Or if not we can explore the woods or-" She was talking so eagerly she was barely breathing. She only stopped when Logic put his hand over her mouth "This is for your own good, you were about to pass out" they both laughed a bit, then Logic continued "Well why don't we go into the woods then? I'm sure there's some pretty neat things in there!"
Lycan smiled widely "Oh my Sunny, YAY! Luckily Blixer, Dad, and Try are smashing so we can go for as long as we like!"
Meanwhile in the other room...
"WHAT IS THIS GAME DUDE?!" Try yelled, angry. Blixer laughed "THATS THE POWER OF BOWSER FOR YA! ITS YOUR FAULT YOU PICKED PIKACHU!"
Lycan and her best friend then walked out of the tower and went into the foliage that one calls the forest. The birds were chirping and the breeze was cooling despite it being summer time. The evening light from the sun made it as whimsical as you can imagine. The warm gradient of red, yellow, pink, and even the tiniest bit of purple cascading along the fluffy clouds that nearly resembled cotton flowers; A type of plant, usually found in warmer climates of Paradise.
They both sat down on a fallen tree together, enjoying the evening light. "Hey Logic?" Lycan said. The robot looked over to her and replied "Yeah?" With a smile, Lycan took out a small bag of marshmallows "You wanna have a little camp?"
"HELL YEA!"
Logic gathered some dry wood and put them in a pile together "Crap...do you have any matches?" He asked, a bit upset that he doesn't have any. She then pulled a singular matchstick out "Last one, be careful!" He carefully lit the match and placed it into the wood pile. It soon made a big enough fire for them to roast the marshmallows, but not too big that it's dangerous.
About an hour passes and the Sun is finally setting. The fire is still going since they put some new wood in it. Logic looked at Lycan who was resting against him, a bit tired from the woodsy air. "Lycan?" Logic asked, curiously. "Yeah..?" He looked at her "Do you believe we have feelings? Like, robots...what I am" She sat up "Well yeah! You got really excited when you saw that I had marshmallows despite the fact you can't eat" Logic smiled warmly and hugged her.
As the fire went out, they walked back to the tower. Before they went in, Lycan broke the silence "That was really fun..." Logic blushed a little bit, happy that she's happy "It really was..." They both hugged each other and walked inside
The end
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loverboybreakdowns · 1 year
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new fic im very proud of it go read it
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whatacreepything · 2 years
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eddie didn’t like chrissy. or any girls for that matter. he was gay. not bi. GAYYY. end of discussion.
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tricktack · 2 years
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not me making more maze runner art.....
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rotting-rainbo · 2 years
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my friend is interagating me abt why all my pants are high waisted... like calm down....its bc im hot and i deserve all the high waisted pants..
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brown-spider · 1 year
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Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933
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kittycathat · 6 months
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"the A in LGBTQIA is for Ally, and nothing else" no thank you sir how about you die
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midoribai · 5 months
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im,, uh,, home?? please stop following me
MIDORI: "Really? Well, I'm coming with you now! ..Haha, kidding." (is making the most :3 face ever ^)
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poyopaan · 6 months
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sometimes you just gain an older brother who tried to kill you like an hour ago
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voidoffline · 7 months
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My Spotify wrapped because
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Help Idk numbers wtf does the 0.5% mean
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No idea what’s with the mastermind thing, but hey look! It’s the podcast I started listening to these last few months :D
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Aaaand, the songs/song genres I listen to the most
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That sounds about right, though it’s a bit surprising
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Oh and, this isn’t my wrapped, but I feel like it explains some of the shit lmao- I listen to music twenty four seven, and I don’t even add every song that I like. Just the ones I really like
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anticrazed · 2 years
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Fun fact in the IEYTD1 credits they had just
A role for "Screamers"
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zekuto · 5 months
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i was obsessed the first time i saw someone post leon on that stupid panda rocker but i was never able to find raw footage of it lol, so i decided to compile leon with all the playground interactions because i love him <3
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