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neroushalvaus · 6 months

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Tumblr in the 60s

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🎉🎉CONGRATULATIONS UNITED KINGDOM 🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉BYE BYE GROSS INDECENCY!!!!🌈🌈🌈 62 countries have now legalized sexual activities between men🌈🌈🌈

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SPIRK CAN FINALLY FUCK

🚀 starrfleet follow

They are American, not British... But I'm pretty sure spirk has always been able to fuck since the show is set in the future.

📻 lesbianbobdylan follow

Christ, this is not about your cutesy uwu yaoi otp, go outside and smoke some grass

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🌻 flowerpower follow

Politicians are not your friends but damn Kennedy is fine, I look at one (1) picture of him and my head literally explodes

🌻 flowerpower follow

...i just woke up, why is my askbox full

🌻 flowerpower follow

WHY IS HE TRENDING I'M SCARED

🌻 flowerpower follow

guys stop reblogging this it's been like five years i've changed

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🎹 nixonsafascist follow

do you think they call him little richard because he has a little. Richard

🎹 nixonsafascist follow

easy website

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Being the only lesbian in your friend group sucks so bad. "beatles or stones??" i will kill you

🗣 lavendermenaceisreal-deactivated72537262

Disrespecting female social groups for male validation? Typical lesbian behaviour.

🇻🇳 shirellesofficial follow

Mike Jacker isnt gonna fuck you

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Oh no I think she couldn't handle that

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✌ draftdodgerdyke

DM me for the addresses of my Swedish and Canadian friends. Do not put your personal information in the reblogs.

🙍‍♀️ silvermilk follow

You should be ashamed of yourself.

✌ draftdodgerdyke

huh??

🙍‍♀️ silvermilk follow

I said, you should be ashamed of yourself. You disgust me. I assure you, when the commies attack us, you will not find your silly little post "groovy" anymore.

✌ draftdodgerdyke

Jesus, don't flip your wig

🙍‍♀️ silvermilk follow

My father fought in ww2 for you ungrateful degenerate.

✌ draftdodgerdyke

Don't see what your daddy's unsexiness has to do with me and my lads taking a sexy sexy trip to Sweden.

#anyway only hot guys dodge the draft

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in every interview i watch of the beatles they are so DONE and trolling everybody, these fucking annoying BITCHES, i need them inside me so badly

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#this but not john lennon #i just can't forget the heinous things he said about jesus

idk I actually think it was very sexy of him, stop trying to cancel john in my post

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The reading comprehension on this website is piss poor. John literally didn't mean he was greater than Jesus or better than Jesus, he was just trying to make a point about the world becoming more secular. Cancel culture has gone too far.

🚷 to-hell-with-the-beatles follow

How dare you say we piss on the poor?? Jesus died for Mr Lennon's sins and it's not "cancelling" to send him a few respectably worded death threats to remind him of that. He cancelled our Lord first!

✝️ jesusrevolution follow

Girl Jesus literally said it's cool, I dropped acid yesterday and saw Him and He told me.

🪕 prostitutesandlesbians follow

help the girls (christians) are fighting in my beatles thirst post

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🛼 donovandyke follow

I will be glued to the tv today. If you don't want to hear about it, just blacklist #moonlanding !!

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🗣 claudeberger4ever-deactivated98975287

Hi I'm new to the Hair musical fandom so I'm not super invested in the whole discourse, but I just felt like this needed to be said: Friendly reminder that not being against the war in Vietnam does not make you a bad person!

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it literally does tho

✌ draftdodgerdyke

Another win for us hot guys

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#how do i TAG THIS #can i just tag this ''funny'' or is that patting myself on the back too much #memes #dashboard meme #dash meme #1960s #my friend tirlittan came up with ''draftdodgerdyke''#i want that fictional blogger carnally #funny #tumblr in the 60s

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muppetebbtide · 3 months

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discworld dashboard simulator

❓ ankhmorporkpolls

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This is like that tsortian guy who had to pick between goddesses and started a war and then died. Or like paying the assassin's guild to kill you

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*inhume

🧙🏻 blackalisstan

piss off you posh knob

🍴 priestessofanoia

tbf I don't think the watch is wasting its time on this blue hellsite so ur probably safe there. the POSTMASTER however...

#sometimes I think only bloody stupid johnson could have come up with this fucking site

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🪻watchofficial follow

ALL'S WELL!

🍴 priestessofanoia

nvm lmao 😭

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☕ klatchmeifyoucan follow

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#ppl on here are actually sooooo ankh morpork centric it's insane #'EVERYONE knows webblethorpe the unconscious' who??? why the fuck should I??? #like HELLO there's other places on the disc? #and klatch is NICER like omg

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unseenuniconfessions reblogged:

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Ook

#SO TRUE KING

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Anonymous asked:

Is lord vetinari gay

🪄ramtopswitches answered:

Why would you ask us, a ramtops witches blog, this

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CALLOUT: @ /spanglersal (deactivated)

• started a Kickstarter to crowdfund a click of Captain Vimes & Errol then disappeared with the money and has gone completely ghost on everyone

• apparently stole over 100k

• cringe

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Anonymous asked:

Blessings be upon this askbox

🌷queen-of-lancre answered:

I don't know if this is nanny pretending to be granny, or if it's actually granny, and I think I'm too scared to find out

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SAUSAGES INNA BUN ‼️‼️‼️‼️🌭🌭🌭🌭

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Gonna go skating on the frozen river ankh!!

💀 nojusticejustus

HAVE FUN

🏚️ throwingshades

Thanks man!

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🐸 bursaaaaaaaaar

is. is the post office posting crab rave bc reacher gilt just turned up dead

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🧳 agateantravels follow

The Crumley's Hogswatch grotto is being advertised again but somehow I just don't think they can top last year's... like idk where they got the budget from but the real pigs?? CRAZY. my little sister asked for a pony and there was just one in the house when we got back like?? My mum was PISSED but yes talk abt Hogswatch magic. Still wonder how they pulled it off

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💖 angelofmusic

It's literally SO unfunny to be making jokes about the Opera Ghost when you all KNOW I saw so many of my friends DIE last year??? I literally have so much PTSD from it... like it's so insensitive you're all actually the WORST

#vent #don't rb #some of you will say ANYTHING for a cheap laugh :(

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🐊 genuablogging

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “narrative causality” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the Duc turn into a frog

My buddy Mrs Pleasant, pacing: Lilith de Tempscire is lying to us

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#no idea if this is even funny. whatever! I had fun!#discworld #terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett #witches abroad #going postal #hogfather #maskerade #tumblr simulator #dashboard simulator #my post #tag edit: I did not realise today was the anniversary of Terry's passing... but it certainly serves as a tribute!? gnu ledge

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zodoods · 6 months

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what if miraculous characters had tumblr

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i want you all to know that if anyone gets akumatized on tuesday im quitting i have three tests and a part time job go to therapy

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🐞 ladybug Follow

YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL

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🐞 ladyblogger Follow

ladybug is 25? she should have been at da club...

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im literally a minor

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🎸 guitarhero Follow

sometimes i want to kill myself but then i remember i havent seen my friends figure out their romantic tension yet and ive gotten too invested

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👦🏼 adrienagresteofficial Follow

Buy the New Gabriel Perfume here!

Carefree. Dreamy. Radiant.

🐈‍⬛ catboy Follow

@ladybug excuse me???

🐞 ladybug Follow

WRONG BLOG

🐞 ladybug-is-horny-heritage-post Follow

ladybug is horny heritage post

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🎧 djnino Follow

i just want everyone who posts adrien velocity gif edits on here to know that he's really just some white guy

🐈‍⬛ catboy Follow

real

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🖕 felixcantfathom Follow

dni if you're parisian because how on earth is NO other city getting akumatized...yall need to pack up the drama queen attitude im sick of seeing you on the news

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🐞 ladyblogger Follow

👦🏼 adrienagresteofficial Follow

Please stop voting for my dad...

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🐈‍⬛ catboy Follow

my nanny/stepmother/secretary said that "women should be allowed to murder their bosses with no repurcussions" she would do numbers on here

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💎 chloebougie Follow

AITA for causing 80% of the akumas in paris or do you all hate women

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🐈‍⬛ catboy Follow

i keep asking ladybug to hang out with me but she keeps blowing me off do u think she's cheating on me????

🐞 ladybug Follow

WE'RE NOT DATING STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT IM CHEATING ON YOU

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do u guys want a part two i have sm of these kdjshgjhdsg

#dashboard simulator #miraculous ladybug #text #i need a new tag for shitposts i do it more than i post art

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blackskullaltar · 1 year

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#traffic smp #trafficblr #inthelittlewood #rendog #grian #third life #this tweet came up on my dashboard and i was forced to comply with my brainrot #is there a tag for this genre of post???#edit: guess this is my pinned now LOL

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cookeolivia · 1 year

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The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023) - directed by Francis Lawrence

#filmedit #thgedit #zanisummers #the hunger games #thg: the ballad of songbirds & snakes #idk how to tag this #lmao #i swear im on a break.... from my dashboard lmao #mine #gif #thg: tbosas

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acekindaneat · 1 year

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Good thing there's espers on board, no car crashes today everyone 👍

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kiunlo · 9 months

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ok i made this post before but i deleted it because it turned out to not be true, but NOW it is. tumblr has officially forced its shitty shitty dogshit new dashboard onto me. but i already had the dashboard unfucker installed for a different account so it's cool. mostly. anyways if you wanna remove the nasty dashboard you should first install (and enable) the tampermonkey addon which i'm pretty sure is available on most browsers, and then go to the dashboard unfucker github page, scroll down and click on "unfucker.user.js" and then click the "raw" button and it should install the script for you, and then you just gotta refresh any tumblr tabs you have open (may take a bit to load the changes!) <3 bye bye twitter-like dashboard!!! no one liked you anyway

#ash's personal tag #no longer letting ppl reblog since the dashboard unfucker is no longer being updated and it already started to break on me

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nookisms · 5 months

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What do you think Tumblr in Gotham looks like

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I think the Riddler is just a little guy a little misunderstood I think we should give him some puzzles, that would fix him

💀 banehater Follow

hes a murderer mckay

❔ qnanqnanqnanqna Follow

He just got a little sillae with it

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🦇 bat-sightings Follow

Black Bat sighting near Wayne Enterprises

🐤 babyrobins-inc Follow

bestie that's a gargoyle 🖤 I know because it's my favorite one

🦇 bat-sightings Follow

💔 I'll get a picture of them eventually

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*Signal has confirmed he was in the We Are Robin movement

#robin count #i think we should let the robins count themselves but my friend thinks the movement should count #discourse #some people get too argumentative about it so just in case

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📸 camerakid64 Follow

Robin, December 15, 20XX

🔴 redrobinriotround Follow

CAMERA KID! Why don't you have any pictures of Red Robin?

📸 camerakid64 Follow

i don't like him

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🔆 bruciebattruther Follow

STOP shipping Bruce Wayne and Batman!!! If you keep posting about it they're never gonna get together!!! Start posting about Batman and Commisfjldhsljdhioeurhgdsi

🔆 bruciebattruther Follow

Post Cancelled Oracle Found Me

🐧 iceiceiceiceiceicebaby Follow

a sniper is on its way to your location. goodbye forever.

🔆 bruciebattruther Follow

You're right o7

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🔨 harleyqapologist Follow

Reblog to sign a petition to let Red Hood and Harley Quinn kill the Joker

💥 jrrthood Follow

⬇️ people who hate the joker and want him to explode

#fake posts #fake dashboard #Batman Series #DC #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #gotham tumblr #in universe content #social media au #you see. I could tag the other characters who are mentioned. but Tim and Jason are actually in this post #she speks #she speks originale

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bumblingest-bee · 7 months

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mutual 1: i want him carnally (three-pixel screenshot of a musical bootleg from 1981)

mutual 2: life is so full of wonderful beautiful things like coffee and flowers and sunshine and

mutual 3: do you think they'd give me a scholarship if i just cried really hard at my college auditions

mutual 4: i want him carnally (picture of stephen sondheim)

mutual 5: this obscure production of oklahoma! from 1994 in new hampshire is literally the most genius thing ever put to stage. full essay under cut

mutual 6: this is where i post from (cute cottagecore room)

mutual 7: this is where i post from (haunted lighthouse)

mutual 8: i think having my nervous system power-washed like the side of a house would fix me

mutual 9: god he's so perfect!!! (picture of a newsies side character with two minutes of screentime)

mutual 10: the 1994 new hampshire production of oklahoma! was an INSULT to musical theatre

mutual 11: hhmgggnn soup

#bee posts nonsense #jumping on the trend bc this is exactly what my dash looks like at all times #mutuals tag yourselves #dashboard simulator

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knightofleo · 2 months

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At the end of the day...

#i don't know if it's the heavy amount of pink and red or what but #these videos unfailingly end up shadowbanned for some reason #won't show up in tags sometimes not even on the dashboard #trixie mattel #katya zamolodchikova #unhhhh #i like to watch #drag #rpdr #love is blind

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softgrungeprophet · 10 months

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this is all i want

#i googled tumblr 2012 dashboard and this is what came up #i want the ui from 10 years ago and the tag blocking replies and other basic qol improvements of now (tag editing is very nice)#nadia rambles #this is NOT about having notifications in-dash I don't fuckin care about that #this is about the SIDEBAR and navigability of the website #which is currently Dogshit by the way #if it requires a minimum of 2 clicks to access a basic feature it is not accessible lol

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astraltrickster · 7 months

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happy third anniversary to....this

i've tried to recreate the Vibes to the best extent that i can

#memes #november 5 #tumblr holidays #spn #calendar #do you love the color of the destieltdown?#<- tag for blocking in case this starts to clog your dash. btw #it's an op tag so it'll block even untagged reblogs #because yes i'm fucking around but i'm not evil #EDIT: had to fix this because tumblr ate a few chunks of it #oops #november 5 2020 tumblr dashboard simulator

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zodoods · 5 months

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okay part two im not linking part one bc this is unserious jklhsadflk

💗 knittingfairy Follow

save me adrien agreste...save me...save me adrien agreste

📷 ladyblogger Follow

@adrienagresteofficial

🎧 djnino Follow

@adrienagresteofficial

🎸 guitarhero Follow

@adrienagresteofficial

💗 knittingfairy Follow

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU

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🦊 vixen Follow

met ladybug today and she told me my hair looked cute omg!!!

🐞 ladybug Follow

L + ratio + your hair looks like sausages

#and i didnt see you!!! bitch!!!!

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🐈‍⬛ catboy Follow

stay aloof and whimsical and silly guys or youll end up like my dad

🎧 djnino Follow

what happened to your dad

🐈‍⬛ catboy Follow

hes dead

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🤺 fencingryuko Follow

I went to cool and aloof island and no one knew you . or whatever

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🎵 kittysection Follow

hiii stream our music

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🤺 fencingryuko Follow

If I had a dollar for everytime someone tried to help Marinette get over her crush and then starting liking her, I'd have two dollars. This isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice. Additionally, this would not do anything for me monetarily, as my savings balance is above 7 figures. However I thought it was worth mentioning.

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🐈‍⬛ catboy Follow

@ladybug do you want to kiss

🐞 ladybug Follow

no sorry had a scary dream about you...seemed really real

🐈‍⬛ catboy Follow

#at least she didnt say she didn't want to kiss me bc she doesnt like me!!!

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📷 ladyblogger Follow

someone NEEDS to get audrey and chloe bourgeoise OFF tiktok

#i didnt think they could be more annoying but here we are

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okay here u go since u all begged for part two enjoy <3 <3

#dashboard simulator #miraculous ladybug #text #i should make a tag for shitposts i do it more than post art #<- new shitpost tag ?? i guess???

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gnomewithalaptop · 5 months

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Transcendence AU Dash Simulator GO!!!

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🌟 lesbianstellaconifer Follow

okay but actually block me if you ship mizcor -- 'hurr durr but we age stella up' -- SHUT UPPP she's literally a minor and alcor's canonically over a million years old so how about you stop being a freak

🎩 woodsmans-left-nipple Follow

Babe I hate to break this to you but Mizcor's literally one of the most famous relationships in all of post-transcendental literature

🌟 lesbianstellaconifer Follow

I could not have more obviously been talking about Mizar the Magnificent but you know what? Yeah classic Mizcor supporters can fuck off too actually.

Everybody likes to whip out Twin Souls like some kind of gotcha but have you even actually read it??? Like it's literally supporting demon worship and pedophilia -- both of which are EXTREMELY ILLEGAL btw. So yeah if I see any of my followers reblogging that shit I'm reporting you to the Occult Defense Agency idc if we're mutuals

🐟 demonologyturnedmegay Follow

*looks at my Alcorian Literature PhD* guess we better stock up on prison shivs buddy

🍃 haveyouseenmylibrary Follow

okay I'm sorry but

and Mizar the Magnificent isn't????

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📷 nature-pics-daily

Los Angeles 🏝️

#sunken city of los angeles #new california #travel #ocean #photography #lmao i almost got eaten by a kelpie trying to take this pic pls reblog it

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🧁 definitely-mizar Follow

Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know that The Scepter of Vanquished Souls, the newest book in the Wanderlust Trilogy, is now available for pre order on Glamazon!

Purchasers of the hard-cover edition will also receive never-before-seen content, including a deleted scene between Princess Samia and the Shadow King!

🤷‍♂️ not-not-ian-beale Follow

Boosting because I honestly cannot recommend this book enough. Truly one of Mira's best (and I'm not just saying that because she married me!)

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⚠️ alv Follow

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

You are the 6 billionth user to log into Jumblr today!! This means you are eligible to win a FREE WACBOOK PRO!!!! Click here to claim your prize and win BIG BIG REWARDS!!

#twin souls #mizar #alcor #mizcor #twin souls: reawakened #twin souls: breaking circles #twin souls: newest moon #twinner #twincon3015 #not a scam

Based on your likes!

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🌞 azarath-metrion-zinthirst Follow

So. I had a day.

📖 stanley-pines-memorial-library Follow

Okay, but consider

🌞 azarath-metrion-zinthirst Follow

I don't remember my older brother's wedding

📖 stanley-pines-memorial-library Follow

A small price to pay for no middle school trauma

🐧 selkiebael Follow

Okay so I just read the url and--

Asfdksfjk go off you funky lil intern

📖 stanley-pines-memorial-library Follow

I'm actually the senior librarian. But thanks!

🐈 alcorphabetical Follow

Posts that have 10k notes. To me

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🔮 demonoftheday Follow

Today's demon of the day is Nxlar the Antithetical! Responsible for the Florida Springs Massacre of 3007, the body count for this purveyor of madness is estimated to be over 400 (source).

🐸 that-one-half-elf-bitch

I could fix her

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🍑 lookingformygnomequeen Follow

literally screaming crying throwing up rn I've turned off 'Based on your likes' like eight times @staff can't you just get rid of him already

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🎤 rosaslittleredboots Follow

#i accidentally set my alchemy textbook on fire today and i don't even care AAAAAA this is going to be amazing #northwest mansion mystery #pacifica northwest #rosa darling #im about to be so insufferable about this just you wait

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🐸 that-one-half-elf-bitch

Nxlar SWEEEEEP!!!

#if you love me at all you'll vote for my lady love #LISTEN i could bring her to the light i nkow i could

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👻 sweetthingsaremadeofdeeznuts

Lmao so Nxlar the Antithetical totally turned my apartment complex into a pile of sentient sludge yesterday. I'm fine -- I was at work when it all went down, but uh... yeah, my situation obviously just became super not-great. I hate to ask, but I don't get paid til the 15th, so if some of y'all could float me some cash just so I can get a motel room for a couple nights, I'll fr owe you a life debt

Goal: 0/250

FundFriend

LenMo

#fuck demons fr #like seriously what'd i ever do to them 😭😭😭 #mutual aid #pls boost #don't tag as donation

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Important PSA

So idk if y'all have been reading the news lately, but the alcor virus has been making the rounds on the interwebs again. I feel like I shouldn't have to say this but PLEASE don't click any random links rn, ESPECIALLY if they're tagged with twin souls.

I know we twinners love to joke about it, but the alcor virus is legitimately dangerous and has been known to seriously ruin people's lives. Idk. Just like be smart and practice basic caution I guess? Jumblr's pretty much dead these days, so he might skip over us, but it's always better to be safe than sorry

⚠️ alv Follow

This is a good point! It is always better to be safe than sorry! That's why if you're smart, you'll click here for a list of ways to virus-proof your computer. Stay safe out there everybody!

Based on your likes!

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🌲 discogirl99 Follow

Anyone else just randomly crave connective tissue sometimes

🧁 sparkle-glitter-sideblog

no actually i think that might just be a you thing

#also i heard screaming on the other line when i called you earlier there better not be a mess when i get home #beloved demon brother tag

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👑 sameeya

Okay guys I might be crazy but what if the Shadow King was actually telling the truth when he said Princess Samia's brother is still alive??? Like, if you think about it, there's a tonnnn of foreshadowing in Crown of Ghosts and the author tweeted that there was gonna be a surprise twist in the new book sooo 👀👀

#i've connected the dots -- YOU DIDN'T CONNECT SHIT -- i've connected them #wanderlust trilogy #mira ramachandran #crown of ghosts #scepter of vanquished souls #princess samia #samia of cleves #shadow king #ahmed of cleves #bookblr

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🪨 professionalnatural-deactivated30141227

Reminder that you are beautiful exactly as you are and there are thousands who would sell their souls to imitate what you do naturally <3

👠 mizarsfrillypetticoat Follow

I actually really needed this today 💗

🦇 plsbytemevladdyzaddy Follow

Yo quit reblogging this op is a blatant human supremacist

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