#“do i make you nervous baby?”

[imrllytootiredforthis]

what if i wrote virgin lino who's too proud to ask you to touch him but too nervous to do it himself?

what then hmm?

#“do i make you nervous baby?” #“n-no; you're just-...” #“-it's okay; just use your words" #“i-fuck you.” #“i was imagining this the other way around-I promise I'll take such good care of you~” #guys the brainrot is winning rn #i can't even #hard thoughts #dom reader #sub stray kids #stray kids smut #sub lee know

[toomanywordsnllines]

Soap being giggly when he's happy is a hc very, oh so dear to me.

But he also seems to be the type to giggle when he's about to cry/nervous.

I don't know the image of him talking to Ghost after maybe a more dangerous mission, starting to giggle because Ghost probably said something funny and then him just suddenly dissolving into tears while giggling. Little laughs that turn into a sob. Because he just got hit by the grief of what they do for a leaving and maybe he could've lost Ghost. Simon being hit hard with whiplash by Soap's reaction and feeling very very worried and heartbroken.

#also ghe giggling when hes nervous is for just more tame things #like yeah he might've stolen captains price hat how do you know??? #he asks between trying not to laugh his ass off #but yeah these man make me feel so normal smile #brought to you by someone that sometimes laughs before bawling my eyes out #it's all about projecting baby #also getting to write things about characters... publicly is so weird i usualy just leave everything in the brain #cod #call of duty #simon ghost riley #john soap mctavish #ghost/soap #ghostsoap #soap/ghost #soapghost #i love them so much it's insane #it's very funny how i see a happy hc and say to myself #what if it was also sad?

[shhh-secret-time]

Baby please, I am begging you to get out of the tags!! You can't keep those headcanons there! Because when I read that Butters is the museum owner in your Au I squealed so loudly!! He would be so cute! Getting all stary eyed everytime you bring something in??? AHHHH! 💖💖💖💖

Yes!! He starts off just so sad that the museum doesn't have anything. Constantly cleaning the display cases even though there's nothing in there.

But the farmer (you), come around with the little trinkets you find at the mines. Digging things up or finding them while fishing. And like you said he just gets these stars in his eye. (Yeah he still lost the other one)

Goes on for hours if you'll let him! Speculating the history behind the dwarven artifacts. He polishes those gems with such care! Butters is the happiest he's ever been since leaving the big city.

I think Kenny and him decided to just runaway one day. They grabbed Karen and moved out to the valley!

(That way if you ship Bunny it works, and if you don't it's just two besties supporting each other.)

As you start bringing in more things he starts looking over at the front door more. He perks up expecting you to come in covered in dirt, but he thinks it gives you a certain charm. He can smell the earth on you and immediately associates you with a flower of some kind. He'll change the flower pinned to his shirt to whatever that flower is. Got red hair? He's got tulips. The prettiest blue eyes ever?! Hydrangeas put carefully next to his heart. Oh you think your brown eyes are boring? How dare you, they're patches of soil that help support life!

Dude practically has hearts fluttering around his head when he sees you. Lips quivered into a smile, trying not to giggle just because he's nervous.

I swear his one heart event would be him crafting you something. He works with Scott to build a display case for it and sends it to you. It's not so big that it won't fit in the mailbox, maybe like a little box. It'll be something that doesn't belong in a museum but maybe one day it'll be in the house you share.

I'm working on Stan's sheet right while I'm at work! I'm writing up heart events like he's gonna be in the game ☠️

Tag List: @hunnysnoops @apple-butter-tea

#south park #stardew valley #star park au #leopold butters stotch #butters x reader #butters x farmer #i guess? #god damn it guys #this shit is so wholesomely sweet #i wanna rp now #sp fanfiction #south park fanfiction #reader insert #south park x reader #x reader #apple-butter-tea #I do this for you baby #i know you love that little dandelion with all your little heart. #if nft butters is the bad time line #i hope this is the good one #he has most certainly banned eric from the display area #that doesn't stop him and it makes Butters so nervous #hes just tapping his fingers together mumbling #not that I think Eric would ever go in until he finds out Butters doesn't want him there. #then it's game on #I also can't decide if Kyle should be the doctor or the teacher for the kids #because...I like professor Kyle #I like professor Kyle very much #BUT THEN WHO'S THE DOCTOR????

[sysig]

Second request: baby todd and Jake fluff perhaps? 💖

Day 12 - Little hands, my one weakness

#My art #Requestober #Vargas #Edgar #Jake #Todd #Uncle Jake! :D #It's funny ♪ I actually asked how Jake might react to baby Todd while I was still making a bunch of those doodles #But I never actually drew anything from it! Even though it's so cute! #I did fully intend to - so I'm glad I can now! :D Thanks for the reminder haha #Jake so nervous with Just how baby this baby is haha - he's so much bigger than this little one! #It's all well and good to hold Edgar - he's an adult! As much as he wants to give him a good hug haha #But little ones are just so fragile! It's nerve-wracking ♥ It's sweet hehe 💕 #Babies are built tough - he'll be asking for uppies and spins and to be thrown around before you know it lol #I do love the idea of Edgar having not only a good support system as a single(?) parent - #Being able to ask Devi and Jake for help when he needs it and raises a family as a group! It takes a village #But also of him settling into the parent role and being confident in places that others aren't #He can be quite capable but he's also often prone to being kicked while he's down haha poor lad #Seeing him confident and happy to have someone to rely on and have Jake defer to him on I just jfdlsafjd ♥💕💖 #Directing his hands in return <3 They uplift each other!! It can be so sweet

[ananke-xiii]

A dream, mine:

spn s13 but with cas alive and jack's a baby, dean and mary are in the AU and lucifer is still on earth. Somehow sam and cas manage to save jack and themselves from lucifer but now they're on the run and they are both questioning their life choices. Sam's like super pissed because he's been baby trapped by cas of all people and he's now stuck with an unhinged angel and a baby that's half his nemesis, a nemesis with which he shares the most unfortunate, most fucked up, saddest "profound bond" of all time. Cas is pissed too because he was handed the shortest (technically the tallest but shhh) straw by fate and ended up with the wrong brother, what's worst, he's now forced, once again, to re-evaluate all his millennia-long prejudices against all kinds of abominations since he's stuck sharing a car with two of the finest examples ever produced. Jack is just a baby which means he cries a lot, wants to eat, does his things etc and the crying alone is enough to send cas and sam crazy. Cas resents sam because he thinks he's using the angel with the excuse that he doesn't sleep so he can look after the baby. Sam resents cas because he went doing his hot girl shit instead of following his plan. Things reach a boiling point when they're in a gas 'n sip, sam deep in "newborn lore" on his smartphone, trying to understand what a newborn can eat out of gas station food, and cas's exasperated because "we can just wear a white coat, go to a hospital and steal breast milk". Sam snaps and he's like "what IS wrong with you, dude?" and cas is so done so he's like "tell me, sam, what IS wrong with me, sam?". Sam's not dean and he's not above recounting all the times cas has fucked them over, fucked him over, he literally uses his fingers to start counting everything that's just wrong with cas and he sure as hell starts by telling him how thick an actual angel of the lord, "the fucking angel of fucking thursday has no feel" (sam's words not mine), can be to save a person from hell without realizing that the soul's not there when he basically did the same thing for dean so "uh cas, explain this to the hand, CAS-TI-EL"! And cas finds out that, after all, he's not that bad at this feeling and being almost human shit cause he suddenly feels very in touch with his feminine side and he's ready to remind sam how thick can he be to think that god was speaking to him telling him to open the cage, like "what sam, just because amara was speaking to dean, you thought god would have spoken to you, to you, SA-MU-EL?" They're one step close to a catfight, neither of them is shy enough to prevent it, they both can and will grab each other by their hair and grip tight to raise themselves from this domestic hell. But they're in a gas 'n sip, whisper-yelling about angels, hell, souls and god and people begin eyeing them, the clerk reaches for the phone. They stop and realize that, in their current state, they're both two male presenting beings somewhere in their forties or in their vicinity with a screaming baby in cas' arms and one call away from child protection services . Things are not good.

Meanwhile, dean is with mary, fake bobby and fake charlie having the time of his life in the fake purgatory copy that is the AU releasing all his decade-long repressed sexual energy toward a certain angel by killing angels with bullets made out of angel blades and knifing the occasional monster of the week that goes bump in the night. Things are good.

#i deserve that #sastiel but make it Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown #or sastiel but make it newman/kramer neurotic vibes from seinfeld #spn #supernatural #spn crack #the spn season 13 i deserved #don't worry jack will not be neglected #the two are idiots but they'll figure it out #together which is the hilarious part #sorry kelly #but I do have other ideas where you're alive and thriving #i won't forget you baby #castiel #sastiel #sam winchester #dean winchester #dean/cas #sam and cas

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[Episode Five] One Last Push!

Thank you to my darling Maria/@itsmariejanel for asking after Daniel like this! 🥹 I had wanted to do a small interview with him after the night was over anyway, but I thought this was a good way to involve our beloved viewers. 🥰

Daniel's certainly had a great time getting to hang out with his contestants - but the Jealousy of this round's interactions sort of threw him for a loop! It's time for Daniel get out of "Bro Mode" and really get his head in the game - this is for a love worth fighting for, damn it! Hopefully, this rose ceremony tomorrow won't be too heart-breaking for some...

[ Part 29/30 ] 🌹

#i'm just gonna keep whorin' this man out to y'all do you mind #ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 challenge #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #|| #feels weird not tagging the contestants hrggg #his tits... got biggur. more heavy.... needs help holdin them... #but omg bless you my dear maria for askin' after him :') #i imagine viewers will write into the show or tweet @ him #and so he's able to read through those at the end of the night #and film some interviews for production #it's like responding to fan-mail so he enjoys it :'') #he's so fcking nervous abt tomorrow my poor baby. he genuinely really does #admire the courage it takes to come on national television and tell someone that you're literally going to risk your own feelings #to vy for their affection... ON NATIONAL. TELEVISION. #he's more concerned abt embarrassing them than making his own damn decision i'm like bro i know your sister signed you up for this BUT #did you not READ THE RULES FSDKFS STOP SPARING FEELINGS #pls excuse me talkin to my lil pixel man like this but i know y'all understand how irritating a muse can be dsfjkhdf #its like my favorite poirot episode #ariadne oliver talks about how her detective is a vegetarian so a plot point she'd written abt him eating beef was completely null and void #she would have to rewrite PAGES of her manuscript all because she'd centered it around him eating beef #when someone asked her if she couldnt just change him to being a meat-eat she replied #'well he's not. he's a vegetarian.' #and it was the best way i've ever seen the process of writing a muse that you know and are living for you as real as you are #anyway i'm a big ol dork but i hope you guys are excited!!! for the rose ceremony!!! :')

[marc--chilton]

(mgv) lawrence trying to give adam the confidence to go back to school and be the vet he wanted to be only for adam to tell him he's happy as he is. he's got hobbies, slightly better friends, not to mention a hot alpha doctor boyfriend. and lawrence keeps pushing until adam shuts him up by wrapping his arms around him and standing on tiptoes so he can kiss lawrence's scent gland.

"or you could let me stay home and make a big nest we can fill with pups. i think i like that option better, doc. don't you?"

and lawrence tries to argue his point, really, but. adam is really good at deterring him. he's had a lot of practice

#saw #chainshipping #sometimes the way things go in life aren't what you expected or wanted #and it can suck yeah but you can find new opportunities to make yourself happy with too #i too wanted to be a vet. instead i dropped out of high school because i had a nervous breakdown #if i could be a sugar baby right now don't you think i would? in this economy??????? #anyway enough about me #i DO like the stories that have adam pursuing his dreams after the trap #but also like idk!! let him be a trophy wife he's adorable have lawrence be just so happy having adam on his arm and showing him off #adam could be a massive mooch and lawrence is just like “look at him he's mine he survived the horrors i'm so proud of him i love him sm <3 #mgv

[meownotgood]

the post earlier about dad aki🥺!!! dad aki is the type of dad to be real patient with his kids whilst doing homework and teaching them how to read! and omg he wears that baby sling thing when you’re grocery shopping together, you catch him in the corner of your eye pretending to bite your baby’s hand and blowing raspberries and kisses into their palm! and he also has an incredibly soft voice with them 🥺

dad aki you are so precious to me....

he's the most compassionate father, he never raises his voice, he's always patient with his child and tells them how proud he is when they finally figure out something he's been teaching them.

and he's the most prepared dad, he keeps everything he needs for his baby in his car, and that means absolutely everything. his backseat is littered with a strapped-in carseat, extra pairs of clothes, packets of diapers and wipes. he takes the baby sling everywhere with him, but he's also got a basket and a stroller in the trunk. he keeps an extra pacifier in his glove box and never forgets to bring their baby blanket. sometimes, he gets some interesting looks from his coworkers whenever they ask him to give them a ride, just because yeah, he has a ring on his finger, but aki never really struck them as a family sort of man.

and with his coworkers, he's known to speak somewhat coldly, to always maintain a super serious serious sort of tone... that's why it comes as a bit of a shock for anyone to see the way he talks to his baby. his voice instantly gets so much softer, more high-pitched. he's laughing and smiling as he kisses their forehead and squeezes their tiny hands.

#I think aki is really scared to hold his baby at first #he keeps insisting maybe it'd be best if you hold them instead #it's not that he doesn't want to #he just gets so nervous about dropping them #but he feels such an overwhelming feeling when he's holding them in his arms #knowing that they're *his* child. that he's somehow this lucky to have a family #he eventually gets a little more used to it and once he does #he sort of just becomes the designated baby holder #he'll never complain about carrying your baby the whole time you're out #or constantly holding the hand of your toddler to make sure they never run off #(he has to lean down a lot in order to do that) #you understand dad aki. ilysm #ask mags #aki <3

[yo9urt]

video games....

#mine #i love my steam deck sooooooooo much im so happy i can actually play games again like a big proper library of them #and everything #everything on steam AND emulators is available to me. do you know how many games that is! #i started a new beegee3 playthrough on the HARDEST DIFFICULTY (!) today. which is also a single-save difficulty #and im in one of the most difficult parts of the game right now (level 4) and kind of nervous lol #but at the same time im really proud of myself for learning the game to the point i feel comfortable challenging myself in it #and im happy i get to at all :D i love you video games #and sooner or later ill come back to stardew valley cause there was that big update and i have some games on my wishlist too #and its not verified yet but i might play that pomeranian making the house dirty game cause it looked cute #oh and yakuza also because my friend got two of the yakuzas for me #YAYYYYY GAMES #also kind of sad though because tomorrow i pack and sunday i go back for babys last quarter of college #and im worried about how busy its going to be with classes and job apps and then of course actually graduating #and moving out and haivng a job and stuff #when all i want is to enjoy being able to play video games again.... sig #sigh* #WHATEVER...future mes problem #oh i almost forgot...one of the best parts of the deck imo is the versatility because with games like beegee3 #you can play it in controller mode which has its pros and cons but you can also swap to computer mode #which also has its pros and cons so like. i can adjust as needed #when im just exploring or trying to loot an area etc i go controller #but when im in combat i go computer because the hotbar is REALLY helpful for decision making #its really nice to have the option to choose since no console players have that it seems #and the only pc players who can do that are the ones who have and are willing to connect controllers #and most of them dont seem to be into that #but im really glad to be able to do both #ok done yapping now

[ch3rie-pop]

I'm a anxious person in general but I really wanted to say how pretty your art is and the recent drawings of your sona is beautifullll!! 💛💛 you deserve to know and be told-!

ANDJFKSRIDHEJF THANK YOU SWEET BABY ANON!!!

I feel you on the anxious part so no pressure! I just really like knowing who some askers are so I have a face (pfp, lol) I can associate with AMAZINGLY SWEET messages like these!

But you do you hun! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!

And that’s an order! 💕💕💕

#💛anon💛 #cherie’s-mail #sweet baby anon #gosh these sillies are the bestest #I SAW THIS YESTERDAY I’M SO SORRY DARLING 😭😭😭 #I was just super knocked out from the party I had with my family #I hope you understand :’’’’0000 #nervous nelly goober #AVAVAVAV YOU’RE SO SILLLYYY!!! 💗💝💓💘💞💖💕 #Making my day out here man #ily #whoever you are #I dunno what you do but KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! #💪✨💪✨💪✨ #hehe lol okay bye bubas -w- ❤️❤️❤️

[august-anon]

i keep being like "you are on HIATUS stop checking TUMBLR" but then i keep coming back ever since getting bg3 because I'm like "i need to see what the besties are saying about our dear vampire and also see if folks have stopped sleeping on my darling wyll yet" help i am being consumed by the brainrot

#august rambles #bg3 tickling #i am not romancing astarion yet but i WILL i know i can fix him -- no matter how many times @achilleean yells “NO” at me when i say it lol #but i am romancing wyll on my first playthrough i adore him. but he is killing me with this slow burn #wyll i have either been propositioned by or had to dance out of flirtatious situations with literally everyone else in this camp!!!!!! #stop trying to flirt with lae'zel and shadowheart and make your move on the person paying attention to you already!!!! i am suffering #yes i am in act 1. i only have like 40 or so hours logged #but. my tfb besties. pls stop sleeping on wyll baby boy is LITERALLY wearing a crop top around camp every single night PLEASE #he is a walking ray of sunshine he is my sweet golden retriever he is good with kids and likes helping people #WYLL HAS SUCH A NICE SMILE AND VOICE please i need everyone to love him as much as i do #i hope this post does not breach tfb containment after how many npc name drops i have done lol i am the Nervous

[josephslittledeputy]

Willa Rook (She doesn’t know much about saving people, but animals? That’s something she’ll happily do) || Valerie Morgan (In an AU verse where V took the deal with Arasaka instead of trying to do things herself. It didn’t go well!)

Sidra Navros (in her Hope County AU) || Sel Blackmore (POV: You interrupted them while they were having a cigarette, now they’ll probably put it out on you. Let’s hope that’s all they do...)

Tagged by @marivenah to do this cute picrew, thank you! I haven’t done this one yet, so it was pretty fun to make the ocs :)

Tagging @clicheantagonist @detectivelokis @inafieldofdaisies and anyone else who wants to do it! :)

#oc: willa rook #oc: valerie morgan #oc: sidra navros #oc: sel blackmore #the way i sprinted to do this picrew..... ty for the tag!! including all the brainrot babies. also so weird to make a picrew of Selly w/o #the blood 🥺 but tbh it wont be long until they're covered in it 😅 #sel is just a sadistic masochistic baby. theyve never done anything wrong. i know this and i love them... #i say in an au verse for V but really this is after she gets teleported from her verse to V's verse #(who did things herself and took arasaka down a notch or ten :')) #Sidra looks so innocent here but really she's already done so many terrible things both to the people of hope county AND edens gate 😌 #also willa has got that 'ive only had this chicken for a day & a half but if anything happened to him id kill everyone here & then myself' #sorry if yall have been tagged ahhh #also id tag more people but i get nervous pffft so if you want to do this picrew and tag me in it feel free!

[latter-gay-witchery]

Me last week-two weeks ago, establishing what I want and don’t want to do with my craft: No divination, I’m not messing with that.

Me since at least last week: But if I’m using it as a medium by which to help me receive and interpret personal revelation...

#witchblr #christian witch #christian witchcraft #mormon witch #baby witch #I think listening to an episode of Hex Positive where Bree had on her friend Jenn (?) as a guest and they mentioned doing Clow Card readings #sparked that curiosity #'cause I have a Clow deck with a book to hold them and everything that my dad got me way back when I was a little one #so like having that deck for 20 years min I think there would be a bond there even if subconscious right? #and it seems an easier starting point than full on tarot - plus I'm still a tad nervous abt tarot though I know there's little reason to be? #(I also don't want to make wifey uncomfortable if she finds tarot suspect/powered by dark forces which I admit I was taught much the same) #(still unlearning some of that stuff) #crap I thought I had more thoughts about this but my mind is drawing a blank #maybe that's a 'stupor of thought' and I was supposed to forget those thoughts #*shrug* #I dunno tbh #witchy ramblings #fellow christian witches/mormon witches especially: any thoughts/input? do you do divination and by what means/howmst do you reconcile it?

[donewiththisshitplsstop]

Imagine speaking up against bullying when RBR employees kids were allegedly being bullied because of the cost cap breach and when people were criticising Sophie for childishly bringing up Checo's infidelity in a situation that doesnt even involeve her but then bullying Ted Kravitz because 'he deserves it' and Claire Holt because she's 'tired of max winning all the time' and because she said 'he's a grouchy baby'. Like the HYPOCRISY actually fuc*king stinks. And also if that offends you enough to BULLY someone with a different opinion imagine what we felt when Max used ableist slurs and apparently we were the villains for trying to be like 'wtf that's wrong'.

#formula 1 #f1 #anti mv #like you really gotta step back and reevaluate #youre gonna bully someone bcs of her opinions on mv #but then mv goes around and uses ableist slurs TWICE and excuses racism and its bcs hes dutch or hes young #that is a 25 year old grown man and he excused racism literally last yr pls bfr #and if your gonna bully someone (which i dont condone but if you must because it appears to be in your inherent nature) #maybe bully the ableist racism excuser instead of the woman who says she doesnt like how one guy is winning all the time #also grouchy is literally the LEAST offensive term ever used to describe mv in the history of his exist so relax #another thing if wht claire holt said actually irks you so much youre literally done because she said the words grouchy baby ur man has said #worse things about lewis and his dad #“He doesn’t know how to race like I do. I can’t blame him for that either #because he was never able to learn that like I did from my father #i make him nervous #like the man got called a grouchy baby STOP WITH THE MISOGYNY AND DEATH THREATS #claire holt #forget wht he said about lewis and anothony as BECAUSE WHT ABOUT THE ACTUAL ABLEIST SLURS TWICE

[transvampireboyfriend]

so. we adopted a new dog 😬

#she was abandoned in a restaurant with her brother and they were sleeping in a box 😭 #and we were told a few weeks ago that my dog needs company bc shes too nervous #she's getting anxious too #and just yesterday we traveled with my sister's boyfriend's dog and my baby seemed so happy to socialize and play #so today when we saw that baby i said okay whatever #and now her name's Bonnie #I'll show you her if she survives.. a month let's say? she's officially my parents so I'll have to pressure them to get the right vaccines #but they already caved and bought the right food and we got stuff for her obvious worms lol #so i have hope #ill make sure we do the best for her #.

[docmccoy]

I'm a simple man

#thats a lot of hours #its a big discography man #like nervous young man alone keeps me occupied like raw meat in my enclosure #monomania is a specific soundtrack for me and my back is killing me baby is still a little new to me #I fell in love with making a door less open after seeing it live #to be honest teens of denial probably got the least play since its slightly saturated for me but also #the ending medly songs and also state park and killer whales got fond play from me #twin fantasy is in the disney vault for a continuous relisten in the future im not tired of it at all i just dont wanna become tired of it #bodys still favorite song i bop bop bop sorry trait you gotta do the fun dance song thank you for your service #loving revisits of 3 and living while starving #man im high #anyways #all the other info was boring but look at my emotional support array of artists #all absolute lords of writing songs to wail along to #okay bye #csh #if you read any of these tags at all send me an anon because wow you have a high tolerance for word salad #cal speaks