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stiltonbasket · 1 year

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tell us about the phoenix mountain kiss in the aged up jingyi au omg

When Lan Jingyi asked his parents to bring him to the hunt at Baifengshan, he hadn’t been expecting anything but monsters, ghouls, and other dark creatures to ambush him while the hunt was going on.

He definitely wasn’t expecting to run across Jin Zixuan, who was trying his best to woo Maiden Jiang (Jingyi and Jueying fled from the scene of that disaster as soon as they stumbled upon it—it was just too painful to look at) or an irate Madam Jin, who was either a) avoiding her lout of a husband or b) stalking her would-be daughter-in-law through the forest. But more shocking still was the spectacle that greeted Lan Jingyi further into the forest, after he and Yingying left the rest of the Lan delegation and ventured off to hunt on their own.

And it happened because Shufu went hunting on that side of the mountain not long before they arrived; and, more importantly, because Shufu followed Wei Wuxian to the grove of trees he was napping in instead of participating in the hunt.

“Tian ah,” Jueying gasps, as Shufu pins Wei-qianbei’s hands to the branch beneath his head and kisses him as if both their lives depended on it. “I knew it! I knew Zhan-shushu liked him! I’m going to go tell Ba.”

Lan Jingyi groans and covers his eyes before taking shelter in a convenient barberry bush. “Jueying, hush,” he says in despair. “It’s bad enough when we see Baba and Fuqin kissing, and Fuqin never kisses Ba like that. Oh, I can’t look.”

“I can,” his sister exclaims, before wincing at whatever their lawless Zhan-shufu had done to poor Wei-qianbei now. “Ge, that tree limb can’t be comfortable for Senior Wei. Should we say something?”

“Of course we should! Promiscuity is forbidden. Undertaking amorous acts without permission is also forbidden!” Jingyi wails. “What is Shufu doing? Senior Wei doesn’t even know who kissed him!”

It is at that moment—when Jingyi’s voice cracks in distress, as if he were still a boy of fourteen—that their uncle freezes, and looks around in sheer dread at the two small figures hiding behind the bushes.

Jueying waves. Jingyi only groans again, sinking further out of his Shufu’s line of sight, and refuses to move until a large hand grabs him by the back of his coat and hauls him out of the clearing.

“Shufu, let go,” Jueying complains, after Senior Wei is out of earshot. “I need to tell Baba that he was right about you and Wei-qianbei. Are you two going to get married now?”

Shufu sighs and puts her down. “You must not say a word to Brother. Or to anyone else,” he says, blinking his red-rimmed eyes until a tear runs down his cheek. “I have erred, and there is no denying it. When we return to the Cloud Recesses, I will confess my misdeeds and submit to punishment.”

Jingyi pales. "No, Shufu! You can’t. Baba changed the rules about physical discipline, but the punishment for breaking the sixty-seventh precept is still the same!”

“As it should be. I have committed a grave offense against Wei Ying and set a poor example for the two of you. Twenty strikes with the bastinado is the least punishment I am owed, for that.”

His hand twitches toward Bichen, as if he had thought of unsheathing the sword and striking something with it. “We should go back to find Brother and xiongfu, for I—I cannot remain here any longer. Wei Ying and the Jiang delegation are not far away, and I fear that I would lose my composure if Wei Ying were to come across me now.”

“You can go wherever you please, but I’m not going anywhere,” Jueying says testily. “Shufu, stop pulling. Aren’t you going to say something to Wei-qianbei?”

Zhan-shufu looks absolutely miserable. “What could I possibly tell him, now that I have disgraced myself and profaned our friendship? If he knew that I was the one who set upon him, he would—”

“You’re supposed to tell him that you care for him!” Lan Jueying snaps. “What else could you say?”

“Oh, no. Does that mean you only want to kiss him?” Jingyi laments, putting his head in his hands. “Wei-qianbei’s going to be heartbroken, Uncle. I thought you wanted to marry him.”

“I do want to marry him!” Shufu retorts. “I bound his wrist with my mo’e in Lan Yi’s cave, and every day was like a death to me when he went missing after Lotus Pier was attacked—I would bow three times with him this very day if he returned my feelings, but he does not, and I...”

He lets out a shout and draws Bichen, cutting a nearby tree in half before chopping the fallen branches to shreds. Jueying squeals and leaps out of the way, dragging Lan Jingyi along with her; and a few minutes later, Ba and Father wander onto the scene with the baby twins in their arms, staring at Zhan-shufu in astonishment as he brings another innocent tree to the ground.

“A-Zhan,” Baba coughs at last, for want of anything else to say. “Didi. What in heaven’s name are you doing?”

Zhan-shufu drops his sword and falls to his knees, distraught.

“Xiongzhang, I beg of you not to ask. I have committed a grave sin, and when we return home, I—”

“He kissed Wei-qianbei. Without asking,” Jueying interrupts. “Wei-qianbei was blindfolded, and I don’t think he knew that Shufu was the one who kissed him.”

“Oh. Oh, dear,” Baba murmurs, after a brief pause. “Is this true, Wangji?”

Shufu looks as if he might cry. “It is.”

“And, ah...what are the nature of your feelings towards Young Master Wei? Was it only impulse that drove you to kiss him? Or should I look into a marriage arrangement with Yunmeng Jiang?”

“I would ask, if I thought the proposal would be well received.” Some of the color seems to be coming back to Zhan-shufu’s face. “But, Brother—as my zongzhu, I pray you, do not let my transgression be known to the rest of the clan. I will face discipline, as I should, but no word of the reason should reach Wei Ying. If he knew that I was the one who seized him, it would break his heart.”

“I still think that kissing without confessing would break it even more,” Jueying says mutinously, crossing her arms over her chest. “How would you feel if your sworn zhiji kissed you and then ran away without a word? Wei-qianbei even knows what your incense smells like, so he’s sure to find out it was you.”

“Yingying, one moment.” Father narrows his eyes and turns to Zhan-shushu. “So you would ask for Wei Wuxian’s hand in marriage if you thought he might accept you?”

Shufu bows his head. “En, I would. I have already said so.”

Baba lifts baby Yunhua up to his face to hide his smile. “You love him, then? As one would love a spouse and partner in cultivation?”

“Yes. With all my heart.”

Father makes a strange sound that might have been a shriek of laughter.

“Very good, didi,” he chokes. “Now turn around.”

Zhan-shushu, Jueying, and Jingyi all turn around in unison.

Wei-qianbei is standing behind them, gazing at Zhan-shufu with his whole heart shining in his eyes.

“Lan Zhan,” he whispers, trembling from head to foot. “Lan Zhan, you—did you mean it?”

Luckily, Jingyi does not witness what happens between them next, because Fuqin whisks him up onto Baxia and back to the rest of the Lan juniors before Shufu can say another word. Baba follows with Ying-meimei, laughing softly under his breath; and a little while later, they alight next to Shugong, who takes one glance at the look on Baba’s face and throws up his hands in resignation.

“Well?” he sighs, taking little Yunhai from Father’s arms and kissing his button nose. “Out with it, Xichen. What has Wangji done now?”

“Nothing much,” Baba beams. “But when you see him next, I think Zhanzhan will be bringing back a husband.”

Shugong pinches the bridge of his nose.

“He is your brother, after all,” he mutters. “So be it, then. I don’t know what else I expected.”

Baba’s eyes are sparkling. “Mm, quite. Now let’s catch some yaoguai before the sun sets, or we’ll fall behind in the rankings. Come along, A-Yi.”

Jingyi follows with Jueying at his heels, hoping against hope that the next hours of the hunt will not bring more encounters with couples caught up in ill-advised kisses; but he spends those two shichen trailing after his parents, so his hopes are dashed. Again.

#wangxian #nielan #lan jingyi #lan wangji #wei wuxian #lan jueying #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #mdzs #my fic #jingying at gusu summer school au #i am screaming omg #pls reblog this if you liked it!#:3

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ladysunamireads · 1 year

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Tomfoolery, Kisses and Angry Avunculi

Gusu Diaries: tomfoolery, kisses and angry avunculi by Ladycroft4evr

WangXian's winter vacation, featuring bunnies, hugs, kisses, a dash of library romance, snowed-in WangXian, chickens, casual, sneaky proposals, DrunkJi antics...lots of silliness, lots of love...timeline spanning about 2 weeks, somewhere around Chinese New Year... so early, mid-Feb...? Enjoy, everyone ♥️♥️

Words: 782, Chapters: 1/8, Language: English

Series: Part 5 of Modern WangXian AUs

Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī, Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, Jiāng Yànlí, Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén, Lán Qǐrén, Yú Zǐyuān, Jiāng Fēngmián (mentioned only)

Relationships: Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Modern Era - no cultivation, Established Relationship, Bad Parent Yú Zǐyuān, Angry Uncle Lán Qǐrén, Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī Loves Rabbits, And his rabbit-toothed cutie boyfriend, Library romance for WangXian (teeny bit), Snowed In, There was only one bed (two actually but who is counting not LWJ for sure), Sneaky proposals, They cooked the chicken?!, Emperor's Smile, Promiscuity is Forbidden in Cloud Recesses, Everything is better when tested out together..wine..condoms:WWX, Lán Qǐrén Metaphorically Qì-Deviates, Lán Qǐrén is Wèi Yīng-phobic, 5 kids and 3 boxes of condoms is not in excess:LWJ, Soft Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn, WangXian are that annoying couple with hands in each others back pockets, more tags will be added as we go

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/46451926

#AO3 Feed #FanFiction #AO3 Wangxian #♥#Wangxian #Jiang Yanli #MDZS #⚣#⚔️#R:T #Modern AU #College AU #A:Ladycroft4evr

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watch-grok-brainrot · 4 years

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魏无羡忙道：“什么，私自斗殴也禁？”

Wei Wuxian hurriedly said, “What, personal brawls are also forbidden?”

江澄：“……禁的。你别告诉我你跟他打架了。”

Jiang Cheng: “… … they are forbidden. Don’t tell me you also got into a fight with him.”

魏无羡：“打了。还打翻了一坛天子笑。”

Wei Wuxian: “We fought. And we even knocked over a jar of Emperor’s Smile.”

......

“当着他的面喝的。我说：‘好吧，云深不知处内禁酒，那我不进去，站在墙上喝，不算破禁吧’。就当着他的面一口喝干净了。”

“Drank it in front of him. I said ‘Ok, Cloud Recesses forbids alcohol on the premises. Then I won’t go in. I’ll just stand on the wall and drink it. That doesn’t count as breaking the rules, right?’ And then drank it in front of him. ”

“……然后？”

“… …. And then?”

“然后就打起来了。”

“And then we fought.”

......

魏无羡挑眉道：“蓝湛身手不错。”

Wei Wuxian raised an eyebrow and said: “Lan Zhan’s pretty skilled.”

- Ch 13

@mdzsnet‘s Mo Dao Zu Shi Fifth Anniversary Event, Nov 01: Favorite Fight Scene

I wish this fight scene didn’t take so many gifs... because i kinda wanted to also gif the CQL version and do a comparison... maybe a different time.

I LOVE how WWX’s take home message was Lan Zhan’s pretty skilled. XD Cheeky bastard. I think the donghua does a better job of showcasing WWX’s skill. In CQL all WWX does is run away. This is a much better fight. Ah! 不打不相识！(You won’t meet the other person if you don’t fight!) I really like that saying because it’s such a great friendship/relationship trope. You get into a fight and realize you’re equals and gain respect and then friendship and then LOVE! :D

Also, I translated the longer conversation between WWX and the others. See below the cut.

魏无羡强调：“特别俊俏。”他比了比头：“一身白，带条抹额，背着把银色的剑。俏俏的，就是板着个脸，活像披麻戴孝。”

Wei Wuxian emphasized: “Very handsome.” He lifted his hand to signify the other’s height. “Dress all in white, wearing a forehead ribbon, carrying a silver sword on his back. Attractive but stern looking, as if he’s in mourning.”

“……”聂怀桑肯定道：“就是他！”顿了顿，道：“不过他近日闭关，你昨天才来，什么时候见过的？”

“… … ” Nie Huaisang confirmed: “That’s him!” He paused and said: “But he’s been in seclusion recently. You arrived yesterday. When did you see him?”

“昨天晚上。”

“Last Night”

“昨天晚……昨天晚上？！”江澄愕然：“云深不知处有宵禁的，你在哪里见的他？我怎么不知道？”

“Last ni—LAST NIGHT?!” Jiang Cheng said shocked: “Cloud recesses has a curfew. Where did you see him? How do I not know?”

魏无羡指：“那里。”

Wei Wuxian pointed. “There.”

他指的是一处高高的墙檐。

He was pointing to the eaves of a high wall.

众人无言以对。江澄头都大了，咬牙道：“刚来你就给我闯祸！怎么回事？”

Everyone was speechless. Jiang Cheng felt his head swell. He grit his teeth and said, “We just got here and you’re already causing me trouble. What happened?!”

魏无羡笑嘻嘻地道：“也没有怎么回事。咱们来时不是路过那家‘天子笑’的酒家嘛。我昨天夜里翻来覆去忍不了，就下山去城里又带了两坛回来。这个在云梦可没得喝。”

Wei Wuxian replied with a shitfaced grin [1], “Nothing really happened. On our way here we passed that liquor shop selling ‘Emperor’s Smile’, right? Last night I tossed and turned and could contain myself anymore, so I went down the mountain into town and brought two jars back. We can’t get it in Yunmeng!”

江澄：“那酒呢？”

Jiang Cheng: “Where’s that liquor?”

魏无羡：“这不刚翻过墙檐，一只脚还没跨进来，就被他逮住了。”

Wei Wuxian: “That’s the thing. As soon as I flipped onto the wall’s eaves, I hadn’t even put my foot on the other side, he intercepted me.”

一名少年道：“魏兄你真是好彩。怕是那时他刚出关在巡夜，你被他抓个正着了。”

A youth said: “Wei-xiong, you really are lucky. I’m afraid he just came out on night patrol and you were caught by him.”

江澄道：“夜归者不过卯时末不允入内，他怎会放你进来？”

Jiang Cheng said: “Those returning at night cannot be allowed to enter before Mao Hour. How come he let you in?”

魏无羡摊手道：“所以他没让我进来呀。硬是要我把迈进来的那条腿收出去。你说这怎么收，于是他就轻飘飘地一下子掠上去了，问我手里拿的是什么。”

Wei Wuxian raised his hands: “So he didn’t let me in. He insisted that I stick my leg back over the wall. But how do you do that? So he flitted up onto the wall and asked me what was in my hand. ”

江澄只觉头疼，预感不妙：“你怎么说。”

Jiang Cheng only felt his headache and a bad premonition, “What did you say?”

魏无羡道：“‘天子笑！分你一坛，当做没看见我行不行？’”

Wei Wuxian said, “’Emperor’s Smile! I’ll give you this jar. Can you pretend you didn’t see me?’”

江澄叹气：“……云深不知处禁酒。罪加一等。”

Jiang Cheng sighed, “… … Cloud Recesses forbids alcohol. Your crimes increased by one.”

魏无羡道：“他也是这么跟我说的。我就问：‘你不如告诉我，你们家究竟有什么不禁？’他像有点生气，要我去看山前的规训石。说实话，三千多条，还是用篆文写的，谁会去看。你看了吗？你看了吗？反正我没看。这有什么好生气的。”

Wei Wuxian said: “He also said that to me. So I asked, ‘Why don’t you tell me, what does your family NOT forbid?’ He looked a bit angry and wanted me to go look at the rules rock at the foot of the mountain. Truth be told, three thousand rules, and written in seal script. Who would ever read that? Have you read it? Have YOU read it? Either way I haven’t read it. There’s nothing to be angry about.”

“没错！”众人大有同感，纷纷抱怨起云深不知处种种匪夷所思的陈规，相见恨晚：“谁家家规有三千多条不带重复的，什么‘不可境内杀生，不可私自斗殴，不可淫|乱，不可夜游，不可喧哗，不可疾行‘这种的也就算了。居然还有‘不可无端哂笑，不可坐姿不端，不可饭过三碗’……”

“Precisely!” Everyone shared the sentiment and all started complaining about the various outmoded and outrageous rules. “Whose family has three thousand unique rules? ‘Do not kill within borders. No personal brawls. No promiscuity. Do not travel at night. Do not make a ruckus. Do not walk too fast.’ These are ok. But they even have ‘Do not laugh without reason. Do not sit with poor posture. Do not eat more than three bowls of rice’… … ”

魏无羡忙道：“什么，私自斗殴也禁？”

Wei Wuxian hurriedly said, “What, personal brawls are also forbidden?”

江澄：“……禁的。你别告诉我你跟他打架了。”

Jiang Cheng: “… … they are forbidden. Don’t tell me you also got into a fight with him.”

魏无羡：“打了。还打翻了一坛天子笑。”

Wei Wuxian: “We fought. And we even knocked over a jar of Emperor’s Smile.”

众人一叠声地拍腿大叫可惜。

Everyone collectively pounded their thighs and cried pity.

反正情况也不能更糟糕了，江澄的重点反而转移了：“你不是带了两坛，还有一坛呢？”

Since the situation couldn’t get any worse, Jiang Cheng changed his focus: “You said you brought two jugs. What happened to the other one?”

“喝了。”

“Drank it.”

江澄：“在哪儿喝的？”

Jiang Cheng: “Where did you drink it? ”

“当着他的面喝的。我说：‘好吧，云深不知处内禁酒，那我不进去，站在墙上喝，不算破禁吧’。就当着他的面一口喝干净了。”

“……然后？”

“… …. And then?”

“然后就打起来了。”

“And then we fought.”

“魏兄。”聂怀桑震惊道：“你真嚣张。”

“Wei-xiong,” Nie Huaisang said astonished. “You’re really audacious.”

魏无羡挑眉道：“蓝湛身手不错。”

Wei Wuxian raised an eyebrow and said: “Lan Zhan’s pretty skilled.”

[1] I’m choosing shitfaced here because the Chinese is basically an onomatopoeia of a toothy grin. And it’s WWX so that’s the description you get.

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lan-rex · 3 years

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Broken Rules - Wangxian drabble

Summary: Wei Ying reminds Lan Zhan just how many rules he's broken today... Rating: G (general audiences) Warnings: none except concerned Lan Zhan, cute rabbits and an even cuter Wei Ying as he tried to distract his husband. Ship: Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Prompt no. 2 from the First Sentence prompts.

Broken Rules

“You look like you need a hug,” Wei Ying said as he sat down beside his husband in the woods outside Cloud Recesses. “What’s wrong?”

“Bao is unwell,” Lan Zhan lifted up the handsome white rabbit, who, in Wei Ying’s eyes, seemed perfectly fine.

“What’s wrong with him?” Wei Ying scratched the rabbit on the nose.

“He hasn’t mated with Ha for two days,” Lan Zhan said, his eyes full of concern.

Wei Ying’s mind went blank for a minute as he processed what his husband had said. He blinked. “He… erm… he hasn’t been mating?” He tried to keep his voice steady as he hid his laughter behind his hand.

“No.”

Wei Ying felt as though he was going blue in the face as he tried his utmost not to laugh. “Is that… is that unusual?”

“They have mated twice a day since they arrived,” Lan Zhan held Bao even closer to his chest, his eyes sad as he looked down at him.

Wei Ying’s heart clenched at the look on his husband’s face, his laughter quickly subsiding. “Maybe he’s tired,” he offered with a smile. “Twice a day, every day… even you don’t have that kind of stamina.” Lan Zhan gave him a challenging look, and Wei Ying knew this would come back to haunt him later. Nevertheless, he quickly moved the conversation along. “He probably just needs a rest.”

“Not Bao,” Lan Zhan looked down as another white rabbit hopped toward him, its tiny little nose lifting up to sniff at Bao. “Ha is worried too.”

Wei Ying scratched his head as he looked between the two rabbits. To him, they were identical, and he wondered once more how Lan Zhan could tell them apart, let alone understand how they were feeling. They never seemed to change, not their expression or the way they moved. At least with Lil’ Apple, he had that grumpy air about him when he was unhappy, which was most of the time. So maybe that didn’t count. He scratched his head again.

“Why don’t we bring them inside tonight?” Wei Ying leaned his head on Lan Zhan’s shoulder and petted Bao’s back.

“No pets-”

“Yeah, yeah,” Wei Ying waved his hand to dismiss the reminder of the ‘no pets’ rule. “But I won’t tell, so who will know?”

Lan Zhan looked at him with that frown that said I will know. Wei Ying rolled his eyes.

“It’s just one night,” he said. “You’ve already broken at least…” he counted them on his hand. “At least four rules so far.” Maybe Lan Qiren was right; he really was a terrible influence over Lan Zhan.

Lan Zhan frowned. “I haven’t-”

“Rules broken today,” Wei Ying stood up and turned to face his husband; he cleared his throat dramatically. “Alcohol is forbidden!” He said in a grand voice before shrugging and saying in his normal voice, “You break that rule every day, seeing as though you keep a large stash of Emperor’s Smile under your floor.” He continued switching between the two voices as he recited more broken rules. “Do not associate with evil! You’re married to me, so I guess that’s another rule you break every day. Do not be promiscuous... well…” he picked up Ha and turned him, so they were looking into each other’s eyes. “I guess we’re all breaking that rule, aren’t we, Ha?” Ha’s whiskers bristled in agreement.

“The fourth?” Lan Zhan asked, and when Wei Ying looked over at him, he could see the ghost of a smile on his lips.

“Well, it’s nightfall, and here you are, outside the walls…” Wei Ying shook his head in disapproval as he placed Ha on Lan Zhan’s lap and crouched down in front of him. “Come to think of it, you’ve been breaking a lot of rules lately.”

“Wei Ying…”

“Maybe you need to be reminded,” Wei Ying tapped his chin as though he were thinking. “Hmm… I think 300 copies of the Lan Rules should do it.” He leaned forward with a cheeky grin. “I know the rules by heart now, so let me be your teacher, and I can-”

A hand grabbed the front of Wei Ying’s robes, and he felt himself fall into Lan Zhan’s chest. Their lips pressed together as Lan Zhan kissed him hungrily.

“Do… not… act… impulsively,” Wei Ying said between kisses.

“Mn,” Lan Zhan acknowledged he’d broken another rule but continued to kiss Wei Ying.

“No… improper… behave… behaviour…” Wei Ying leaned away from the kiss, tilting his head and presenting his neck in invitation. Lan Zhan smirked and dropped his lips to the sensitive pulse at Wei Ying’s throat; he kissed and nipped the skin just as he liked it.

“Wei Ying…” Lan Zhan pulled back, and Wei Ying could tell from his frown that it took a lot of self-restraint to do so.

“Let’s take these guys back,” Wei Ying looked down at the rabbits who were cuddled up in Lan Zhan’s lap. “We can break a few more rules at home,” he gave his husband a smile.

Lan Zhan returned his smile. “Ok.”

#lan wangji #wei wuxian #wangxian #mdzs fanfiction

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domangot · 3 years

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Having a hard time memorising the Lan rules?

Not really but exams are shit so here's some rules I remembered through understanding and sheer fact that I was reading them given by the rabbit

Lan clan disciples must follow the principles of the Lan

Do not work after 9 pm

Do not rise after 5 am (Idek yo-)

Do not go out at night

Those who come at night should not be allowed in until 7 AM

Do not be late

Do not enter Cloud Recesses without permission

No one is permitted to attend the lectures without an invitation

Do not enter the back hills without permission

Do not fight without permission

Do not create damages

Do not take life within Cloud Recesses

Do not stand incorrectly

Do not sit improperly

Do not make noise

Do not hurry rashly

Do not move arbitrarily

Do not smile for no reason

Sneering for no reason is prohibited

Do not drink alcohol

Do not consume meat

Killing livestock within the area is prohibited

Do not be difficult with food

Do not eat more than three bowls

Do not talk during meal times

Pets are not permitted

Change clothes after a shower

Wear a headband to discipline yourself

Do not touch others’ headbands without permission

A headband is not to be used for any other purpose

Only a spouse or child may touch the headband

Do not bribe a law enforcer

Do not use a concealed weapon

Do not hide an edged tool

Do not wear any jangling objects like beads

Do not wear more than three accessories around your waist

Do not alter clothes secretly

Never hurt insects or plants

Do not borrow money

Love and respect yourself

Behave yourself

Be respectful

Be modest

Arrogance is prohibited

Hide your wisdom

Do not show off your skills

Be humble

Do not be supercilious

Be amicable and united

Be strict with yourself

Have a strong will and anything can be achieved

Diligence is the root

Morality is the priority

Harmony is the value

Be ethical

Uphold the value of justice

Be just

Shoulder the weight of morality

Perform acts of chivalry

Have courage and knowledge

Have courtesy and integrity

Do not be ill-mannered

Have affection and gratefulness

Be compassionate

Be generous

Frugality is a moral

Give more, take less

Do not expect rewards after giving

Do not be miserly

Do not regret after offering

Accumulate virtue and merits

Make sure to act virtuously

Be grateful

Be grateful when praised

Stop bad habits

Destroy the five poisons (desire, anger, ignorance, pride, and jealousy;)

Do not indulge in pleasure

Do not be promiscuous

Do not indulge in debauchery

Do not wallow in luxury and pleasure

Be peaceful when insulted

Do not succumb to rage

Speak meagerly, for too many words only bring harm

Do not be haughty and complacent

Do not be of two minds

Do not exult in excess

Do not grieve in excess

Do not covet the property of others

Do not steal

Do not be greedy

Be careful with your words

Do not use coarse language

Do not tell lies

Do not take your own words lightly

Do not sow discord

Do not use flowery writing

Do not say one thing and mean another

Do not boast about your own strengths

Believe sincerely

Do not be suspicious

Do not be wasteful

Do not break faith and abandon right

Do not be unreasonable

Learning comes first

Train your body and your mind

Maintain your own discipline

Organize work properly

Do not neglect your studies

Do not give up on learning

Do not lose your life goal

Nurture aspirations

Love all beings

Embrace the entirety of the world

Honor good people

Appreciate the good people

Good people will be esteemed, blessed by natured, and accompanied by good fortune

Respect the filial ones

Be fair, and they will follow you

Be trustworthy, and they will believe you

Be mighty, and they will die for you

Be loyal

Earn trust

Win friendships with kindness

See friends as neighbors

Steer away from bad men

Correct others by correcting yourself

Do not fear the strong

Do not ignore others and be undisciplined

Help the lonely

Take pity on the desolate

Do not despise poverty

Do not bully the weak

Do not mix public and private interests

Help the underprivileged

Care for the weak

Lend a hand to those in need

Rescue those in danger

Do not take advantage of your position or connections to oppress others

Do not build wealth by using others, for this wealth won’t last

Do not flatter

Do not go tuft-hunting

Do not be a social climber

Do not form a clique and exclude others

Do not insult people

Do not use bad words to hurt others

Do not tease others

Do not praise yourself and slander others

Do not make assumptions about others

Talking behind other people’s back is prohibited

Speak not about other people’s weaknesses

Be easy on others

Be sad for other people’s sufferings

Rejoice in other people’s blessings

Regard other people’s gains and losses as your own

Do not hold grudges

Have wins and losses

If others win over you, do not envy

If others lose to you, do not look down

Do not take apprentices excessively, nor pass ordinary people

Interacting with Wei Wuxian is forbidden (I too is surprised-)

Respect the elderly

Do not disrespect the elder

Do not disregard the younger

Do not forget the grace of the forefathers

Be loyal, filial, friendly and dutiful

Be a filial child

Do not argue with your family, for it doesn’t matter who wins

Honor the teachers and respect the elders

If your senior is standing, you may not sit until they have done so

Teachers have extensive knowledge and are examples of moral integrity

Disturbing female cultivators is prohibited

Concentrate on cultivating

To suppress and eliminate ghosts and monsters, liberate them

Stay on the righteous path

follow the righteous way

do not take the crooked ways

Eliminate evil and establish a just law

Do not associate with evil

Do not befriend the evil

Do not fall to evil

Resist evil

Promote good

#long #here's sum rulez #I'm dying

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omgkatsudonplease · 5 years

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Surprise me lily. Lan Qiren being done with wangxian PDA and their influence on the disciples.

day 3 of @wangxianweek, for “home”

As far as Wei Wuxian is concerned, homes are not places, but rather people.

As a boy, he’d made his home with his shidi and shijie; as the Yiling Patriarch he’d made his home with the Wen Sect remnants. And now?

Now his home is Lan Wangji, forever and always. And that’s the best kind of home for him, in his opinion.

Lan Wangji’s class has just ended, students pouring out of the classroom in excited droves murmuring amongst themselves about the next nighthunt. At the sight of Wei Wuxian, many of them freeze up still by instinct, before rushing off a little faster. People are still trying to get used to him, insomuch as people can get used to a bull suddenly deciding to take up residence in a china shop.

When he manages to enter the classroom, Lan Wangji is still at his desk, grading papers. Wei Wuxian beams as he enters, draping his arms around his husband’s neck and kissing the top of his head.

“Lan er-gege, I missed you,” he teases.

“It has been only two hours since we last talked,” replies Lan Wangji.

“It was forever,” complains Wei Wuxian. Lan Wangji’s eyebrows quirk, as if to ask ‘what’s thirteen years to you, then?’ Wei Wuxian chuckles.

“I’m an impatient man,” he points out. “It’d be forever and ever and ever. I’d start complaining around day three.”

Lan Wangji snorts amusedly, and returns to his grading.

They spend the afternoon in the gardens, Wei Wuxian halfway in Lan Wangji’s lap as he feeds the rabbits that Lan Wangji had raised in his absence.

“I like the black one best,” says Wei Wuxian as the rabbit in question hops up to him and steals the oats straight out of his hand. “He’s quite fearless. Really thinks I’m not going to eat him.”

Lan Wangji’s hands tug a little at his hair. Wei Wuxian laughs.

“I’m joking! I wouldn’t eat any of these rabbits. Not much of a meal, for one, and besides, they’re way too cute.” He pauses. “And I wouldn’t dream of eating Lan er-gege’s pets.”

Satisfied, Lan Wangji returns to stroking his hair. Wei Wuxian turns around, grinning from ear to ear. Slowly, he lets himself drift off under his husband’s fingers, savouring the warmth of his touch.

It’s only later when he hears the sound of a guqin that he wakes from his nap to find Lan Wangji instructing a crowd of wide-eyed juniors on some basic chords in Inquiry. Their curious gazes keep flitting to him, especially as he turns his head in Lan Wangji’s lap and starts pressing kisses to his hips.

Lan Wangji quickly ends the class after that.

“Lan Wangji, I have been infinitely patient about your marriage and your husband, but this is really too much. In the gardens?!”

Lan Qiren’s voice rings through the outer room of the jingshi. Wei Wuxian presses his ear to a crack in the screen to hear more, though it really isn’t necessary considering how loud Lan Qiren is screaming.

“The junior disciples look up to you! Is this really behaviour befitting of a distinguished member of the Gusu Lan sect?”

“It will not happen again,” replies Lan Wangji. Lan Qiren sighs, loudly.

“I hope not,” he replies. “Need I remind you promiscuity is forbidden in the Cloud Recesses? Or would you like to copy that upside-down like the children?”

“I understand,” replies Lan Wangji. Lan Qiren sweeps out of the jingshi in high dudgeon. Wei Wuxian can’t help but chuckle at the entire situation, even as the screen to the inner chamber is swept back and his husband steps inside, arching an eyebrow at how close he is to the door.

“All that, for a kiss?” wonders Wei Wuxian.

It’d been a very nice kiss, a very heated one -- but it’d been in the gardens in full view of anyone and everyone. Of course that sort of thing wouldn’t fly with the old stodgy Lan Qiren.

“He says you are a bad influence,” remarks Lan Wangji as he kneels down at his desk, pulling out his papers from earlier.

“I don’t care what he thinks,” replies Wei Wuxian, coming over to rest his head on his husband’s shoulder. “I care about what you think.”

“En,” agrees Lan Wangji, kissing his cheek. Wei Wuxian’s hands slip under Lan Wangji’s robes, and the rest follows naturally.

“My home,” mumbles Lan Wangji hours later, tucking Wei Wuxian close into his arms. Wei Wuxian’s sore in all the right places, feeling nothing but sweet warmth as he pulls his husband in for a kiss.

“Mm?” he wonders. Lan Wangji peppers kisses along his jaw.

“Wei Ying is my home,” he murmurs, pressing their foreheads together. Forever and always.

Wei Wuxian kisses him silent, his heart so full that he can hardly speak.

#wangxian #魔道祖师 #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #wangxianweek #lily's dabbles #history rover #ask

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