#⋆ answered

[neochan]

currently thinking abt pervy nerd roomate jisung who’s actually a freak n loves seeing bimbo reader whining n crying for him n loves degrading reader.. 😓

squirming and begging him to stop, fingertips harmlessly scraping against his broad shoulders. "ji-jisung, please." and he pretends not to hear you, pushing his cock deeper, until you're blubbering nonsense.

his hand holds your jaw to keep you still. "you fucking love this," he pants, "i know you do. can feel it. pussy's squeezing me so tight." he grins like a madman, "you've been fantasizing about this, huh? your roommate coming in and fucking you on your pretty pink bed.... desperate slut." long fingers slide down your neck until they're situated at the base of your throat - and then he squeezes. "that's why you wear short skirts all the time. no panties. you're just an airhead that needs her pussy filled."

#⋆ answered #jisung x reader #nct dream smut #nct jisung smut #nct smut #jisung smut #jisung park smut

[willgrahamscock]

Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women

don't let anything stop u from being a hater king

#alex answers #ASDFGHHKL????

[william-snekspeare]

conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day

#she never answers 😔 #ferret #comic #digital art #art

[luthienne]

i wake up thirsty and i think of palestine. i go to the doctor’s office and i think of palestine. a sign in the corner of the waiting room says ‘this is a place of healing, disruptive behavior will not be tolerated’ and i think of palestine. they probably weren’t thinking of bombs and snipers and mass graves in parking lots. i call my parents and i think of palestine. i drive to the grocery store and i think of palestine. i look at the clear blue sky and i think of palestine. i put the dishes away and i think of palestine. i feed my cat and i think of palestine. i listen to music and i think of palestine. i read poetry and i think of palestine. i text my friends and i think of palestine. i think of palestine and i think of palestine and i think of palestine

#i check the news and there are more olive trees burning i call my reps and my reps don’t answer i am losing my mind #palestine

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

#THIS IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T ANSWER YOUR EMAILS BETHANNY #IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO GET STUFF NOTARIZED BETHANNEY #MANY BANKS PROVIDE THAG SERVICE BETHANEY. FREE OF CHARGE.

[acrowseye]

i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

#ex: united states > south > sodapop #please rb so more people see #american english #australian english #british english #canadian english #english #english language #dialects #accents #american accent #australian accent #british accent #canadian accent #english accent #america #australia #england #canada #those four are my target audience but all answers from around the world are welcome!! #tumblr #discourse #experiment

[theburialofstrawberries]

I do. God help me I do

#the most opinionated top answer Google has shared with me to date #*

[jell-o101]

I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.

BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol

#Super Mario Bros Wonder #SMBW #Princess Peach #Elephant Peach #Bowser #gosh what a simp #its kinda lovely tho #he doesnt really go for her looks #he just likes her for HER ya know #too bad he cant take no for an answer

[yamujiburo]

clothes shopping!

#hanamusashipping #hanamusa #jessie #delia ketchum #my art #inspired by my answer to a previous ask

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

From the Neil Gaiman: Dream Dangerously 🥺❤ (you can watch it here in US or with US vpn :) <3) (or just this bit on youtube here :))

Neil Gaiman: I miss him most when I get stuck. You know, I'll just be working on something and I'll go, "Oh, this isn't quite it," and all I want to do is just call Terry, tell him what's going on and have him say, "Ah, grasshopper, the answer is there in the question." And I'd go, "Oh, for fuck's sake, Terry, just tell me."

[Terry Pratchett laughing]

#good omens #gointerviewedit #terry pratchett #neil gaiman #terry and neil #terry interview #interview #neil interview #gnu terry pratchett #neil gaiman dream dangerously #fun fact #btb #dream dangerously #❤ #neil about terry #grasshopper the answer is there in the question #ixi says ngk

[thatsbelievable]

#Should You Open the Forbidden Door? #flowchart #questions #answers #unreality #if they didn’t want us to open it they shouldn’t put the word “door” in it

[neochan]

okay let’s talk about how jeno LOVES when you ride him, like imagine he’s just lying down in bed scrolling through his phone but you’ve been so damn horny all day you can’t take it anymore, so at the sight of him like that…. it’s an invitation tbh, so you literally jump him and start humping against his soft cock, it takes him by surprise but you’re his little princess so he will just let you do whatever you want, which ends up in him having 3 orgasm in a row bc you just can’t get enough of him

i think he'd ignore you until he feels how fucking wet you are for him. and like...if it's ovulation week, he should know better. so even though he keeps scrolling on his phone, he'd start paying attention to you needily humping him, which makes him grow hard in his jeans. and that's all it takes really. he'll let you use him, ride him, suck him off, anything you need to do to satiate your thirst. but, i think after the first orgasm, he'll toss his phone aside and bully you onto your back so he can fuck you in missionary and watch you lose it :>

#⋆ answered #nct dream smut #jeno smut #jeno x reader

[willgrahamscock]

Why bother arguing in support of trans people if you’re not trans?

very simple concept called believing in human rights

#alex answers #hope that helps

[tinystepsforward]

Matt Mullenweg is now sexually harassing Avery on Twitter for posting a selfie and the caption “too hot for tumblr”

what the actual fuck is he doing. where those were sw accounts this is not just completely inappropriate harassment but potentially outing. so fucking far beyond what he was already doing to follow her there.

also noting that he's changed his focus since nobody thought the screenshot of the threat was valid (and i have had multiple ex-staff confirm that it's not against tos, btw). this kind of info should never be dug up and put out there by a ceo having a tantrum, christ alive

#it is 3am so sorry for bad editing #goodnight #tony answers #tumblr meta

[stingrayextraordinaire]

Another year, another group of my delightful ninth graders trying to spell the word "tragedy" for their Romeo and Juliet assignment.

Last year's collection

#i started questioning how to spell it myself #but again... at least they knew the right answer #i love them endlessly #teacherblr #teacher life #teaching #english class #english teacher #grammar #literature #romeo and juliet #shakespeare #william shakespeare #language #tragedy

[ineed-to-sleep]

Collection of memes with mostly my tav/astarion to keep myself sane

#I'm not even gonna ask if any of these have already been done the answer is probably yes fjckkckck #does not matter tho I llovve them <33 #bg3 #bg3 tav #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #tavstarion #sleepyscribble #oc.nawen #ship: narion