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#Asslo
skull-ishcloud · 1 year
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Unpopular opinion: Asslo is the best character in UnOrdinary. His ideology, his internal conflict, his obsession with the rules and "that's how it's supposed to be". It's just *chef's kiss*
No offense to the Powerpuff girls trio, but Arlo is beautifully portrayed. I loved that arc in which he outed John, it was so perfect, the scheming in his head, the entire plan and again that obsession with rules, makes that character just great (even if I would hate his guts if he existed irl).
Also about John cause I'm pretty sure someone is gonna say it. His trauma is very well built, but like his redemption arc? I hated him with all my heart before we even got to see him kicking people, and him beating my Remi half way to death, was the last straw.
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1010ninetynine · 10 months
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why arlo is objectively worse than john fight me
Okok so asslo got his name for a reason. this hierarchy he’s obsessed with isn’t something he’s obsessed with to a T, ok? he’s not like “might makes right” else he’d worship the floor John walks on. He would only dream of being beat up by John again, the fiery passion in his eye stirring a longing Arlo can’t quite understand (mom this is for you <3)
No, instead, Arlo has an issue with John being a dumbass who can’t function. Because, yk, his method was “hide the fact im powerful and everyone will love me again” which worked out so wonderfully for him.
Not to say he can never be smart. I’ve met people who were truly dumbasses who came up with the genius of putting icecream on fruit roll ups before tiktok. But like...he doesn’t think anything he does through, and that’s why Cecile got fucked over. She assumed John acts with reason in his pea brain.
So I understand Arlo’s issue - John has no real goal, my boy is just angry. What he fails to understand that the fact this school is in ruin is 50% his fault (well he realizes it later but he certainly believed it was justified for a while)
Don’t believe me? I’ll explain.
SO seraphina losing her powers? 100% not his fault, and that was going to mess with his beloved system whether he liked it or not.
BUT. The main reason why this problem was exacerbated, and another problem in its own right, is that he chose to mess with the school ““cripple””, knowing ISEN, RUMOR LOVING ISEN, was scared enough to say “Hey! Leave John alone, I can’t predict what will happen.”
So, instead of doing that, taking the hint from Isen’s OBVIOUS fear that it’s more than just John being powerful, it’s also John being unfit for a Royal position, Arlo decides to force him out of hiding.
This, my friends, is the only reason John actually ends up fighting Arlo’s system of affairs. If Arlo did jack diddly squat regarding John, taking Isen’s fear as a hint, then John would be playing cripple and Arlo would still have a semi regulated system. Just with Seraphina needing protection.
I judge John less for what he did and how that, objectively, was bad for everyone because - he found a way to not be an ass, yk? Sure, not mentally healthy, but with Seraphina as his friend, she would’ve found out eventually and she was (and probably still would be) kind enough to get him to get it the fuck together. But even if she weren’t - Arlo made the CONSCIOUS decision to fuck with someone whose powers he DID NOT KNOW for the SOLE purpose of maintaining a HIERARCHY he DOESN’T BELIEVE IN.
Like FUCK. Arlo’s gotta stop being a might makes right guy if John being an ass was going to bother him. Like...bro. If high tiers rule, then why is John’s current behavior in any way ludicrous to him. He should be unquestioningly listening? Compared to John, he’s not strong in the slightest.
And I’d have forgiven all of this ludicrous hypocrisy...if Arlo was the kind of guy who wouldn’t be so violent with a crippled individual. Wanting the cripple to know their place, that’s one thing. Being so cruel to a cripple is another.
He only realized his wrongdoings and felt sorry after John ruined everything for him. If John really wasn’t that strong, Arlo wouldn’t have felt any sense of guilt whatsoever, because he never would have thought about what he did.
John only became someone worth caring abt when he was strong. And it’s difficult to think of John as objectively worse when Arlo pulled that shit on him.
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crazydaymycrazyway · 2 months
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Arlo: I don't know what's so special about birthdays
John: You get to have fun on your birthday?
Arlo: What's so fun about a group of people huddling around an object on fire while chanting a song in unison until the fire goes out and a knife getting stabbed in the said object? And let's not forget the offerings people give us.
John: ...
John: How could you ruin birthdays for me? Are you not satisfied with just my life?
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tmos-time · 1 year
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waking up with a cold like. my brain is spindrift by colin stetson
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follivora · 7 months
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okay 🍑 (Asslo)
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blond-jerk-tourney · 7 months
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Honey Bracket: Round 1, Poll 9
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Ianthe illustration is by @starcanist
Propaganda from submitters Under Cut
Ianthe Tridentarius
(from ask) She is a very powerful necromancer. She figures out that she can become more powerful through human sacrifice, and within a few seconds she immediately murders her own servant and eats his soul. This is after she ate his hair, nails, and chunks of flesh during a seance. Her greatest desire is "ultimate power, and my face on posters". She's also mean to her sister, and openly insults her intelligence in front of everyone, constantly. Calling Ianthe a blonde jerk is an understatement. She is rancid, and the entire fandom including myself thinks she's very hot.
Arlo
Was nicknamed Asslo by the fandom because he bullied the protagonist into a mental breakdown
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cephei-ea · 11 months
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Masterlist
Here is my character list again (because I’m aware that the links are half broken): Character List 
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Genres:
F= fluff
A= angst
N= nsfw
S= smut
C= comfort
H= hurt
Categories:
ima= imagine
one= oneshot
fic= fic (multiple chapters)
drb= drabble
au= alternate universe
hc= headcannons
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ATTACK ON TITAN
Levi Ackerman
Levi x reader - Reflection (one - a, h)
FAIRYTAIL
Natsu Dragneel
Natsu x Lucy - Golden Scales (drb - h/c, a)
Lucy Heartfilia
Natsu x Lucy - Golden Scales (drb - h/c, a)
FINAL FANTASY VII
Cloud Strife
Cloud x reader - Fluff Alphabet (hc/drb - f)
TALE OF THE NINE TAILED
Lee Rang 
Lee Rang x reader - Green Juice (one - a, h/c, f)
MOB PSYCHO 100
Shigeo Kageyama (Mob)
Mob x reader - Disbelief  (ima - a)
GENSHIN IMPACT
Diluc Ragnvindr (DNH)
Diluc x reader - Hydro Abyss Mage (ima - a)
Diluc, Scaramouche, Xiao, Ch*lde, Kaeya - Reaction To Your Pregnancy (Individual) (fic/hc - f, a)
Diluc, Ch*lde, Dainsleif - Argument Pt1 (hc/drb - a)
Diluc, Ch*lde, Dainsleif - Argument Pt2 (drb - a, h/c)
Kaeya Alberich
Diluc, Scaramouche, Xiao, Ch*lde, Kaeya - Reaction To Your Pregnancy (Individual) (fic/hc - f, a)
Scaramouche (Balladeer/Wanderer)
Diluc, Scaramouche, Xiao, Ch*lde, Kaeya - Reaction To Your Pregnancy (Individual) (fic/hc - f, a)
Ch*lde (Tartaglia)
Diluc, Scaramouche, Xiao, Ch*lde, Kaeya - Reaction To Your Pregnancy (Individual) (fic/hc - f, a)
Diluc, Ch*lde, Dainsleif - Argument Pt1 (hc/drb - a)
Diluc, Ch*lde, Dainsleif - Argument Pt2 (drb - a, h/c)
Dainsleif
Diluc, Ch*lde, Dainsleif - Argument Pt1 (hc/drb - a)
Diluc, Ch*lde, Dainsleif - Argument Pt2 (drb - a, h/c)
Xiao
Diluc, Scaramouche, Xiao, Ch*lde, Kaeya - Reaction To Your Pregnancy (Individual) (fic/hc - f, a)
UNORDINARY
Arlo (Asslo)
Arlo x reader - Chores (one -  a, c)
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Disclaimer: I wrote this out way back when I was catching up with UnOrdinary (just never got around to proof-reading it). Iirc Season 1 had just concluded and all the hate Arlo got over the overwhelming majority of its runtime was still fresh in my head. Please bear that in mind when reading.
So. UnOrdinary. There's two people I want to really talk about, or rather, how incredibly toxic the social environment in this world is for everyone involved in it and the two characters that show this most blatantly: Arlo and John.
I never really understood all the hate Arlo got. I'm talking about back when the comments on the Webtoon chapters would consist of 90% "Asslo"-shaming. I feel like that happened because we, the audience, failed to understand what it was like being a royal. And not because Uru-chan didn't hint at it enough or explain it badly or something, no, we simply didn't want to admit that John's view of Arlo was skewed. Badly skewed.
The way this world is set up, you have basically three "types" of people, classified through the ranking system, and based on estimates of where you will end up in the system, kids are educated in very different ways:
High Tiers are taught one thing and one thing only: they're to lead, keep everyone else in check, make sure everyone behaves. Anyone who doesn't is their personal responsibility, fault and and direct consequence of their failure to do their duty. Also that ends always justify the means, no matter what. See Arlo, Remi, Sera before meeting John and rebelling.
Mid Tiers are directly or indirectly taught to feel inferior to High Tiers. To compensate for that, they are also explicitly taught to feel that Low Tiers are second-rate (or rather, third-rate) humans. Worthless. The story doesn't really feature focus characters from this group as of now, which might be why I can't think of a named character in this group off the top of my head. But these are the aggressive side characters that have Low Tiers do their homework, the kind that default to ranking battles whenever they feel questioned or that group that kidnapped Sera when it first got out that she had lost her ability.
Low Tiers grow up being taught they're the dregs of society. No matter what they accomplish in life, they will never measure up to High Tiers or even just Mid Tiers. Take the beating, keep your head low and move on. Keep yourself in the shadows, a life of being ignored is the best you can hope for. High Tiers rule and get whatever they want, by force or right of birth, Mid Tiers take the spoils, you live off the waste.
So when Arlo and John first clashed, it was destined to end badly.
What Arlo saw was a dude systematically rebelling against the order he had worked his fucking ass off on restoring for what he felt was everyone's safety and best interest. Arlo didn't see the institutional racism and bullying this was enabling. Why would he? All he's ever been taught to believe was that this order was the only thing keeping everyone from killing each other, and his experience with his role as King when Rei graduated and everything went off the rails only reinforced that belief. What he saw was a person risking to instigate what basically amounts to a school-internal civil war, and for no reason at all. Of course he'd look into it. Of course he'd try to stop it, by any means necessary. Remember, "the ends justify the means" and it's HIS responsibility to keep the status quo intact, HIS job as the King to keep everyone in their place, HIS fault if something goes wrong.
Meanwhile John was born as and lived a lot of his formative years at school as even less than a Low Tier. He was a cripple. Basically a punching bag ready for anyone to let their frustrations out on. All he saw was people with even the slightest sliver of power forcing their will on those below them. All he saw was authorities not only protecting this system, but enforcing it. All he saw was a a selfish world where everyone would use whatever power they had to get what they want. And then he became King. By this point, all he had ever known was force, so that's what he turned to. He was only in middle school, but his heart was bitter, angry and cold. He turned to what he knew and failed to see behind the curtains. He was (and still is) a child, how could we expect him to? So when he got expelled and forced to attend that "re-education class" he was in a very bad place. He was a kid that had only known hate and violence from the world, an angry kid incapable of seeing beyond his (for very little of his own fault) skewed world view, a lost kid in desperate help of help, guidance, and love; but what he got was even more hate and violence. And this time, it was very specific and targeted hate, violence with a purpose. No wonder the poor kid seems to have two separate personalities, they were literally BEATEN INTO HIM. Make no mistake, what he went through in that "re-education" class is torture, gaslighting and brainwashing. And I don't use these terms lightly. John is obviously showing an extreme trauma response and likely already had some form of PTSD (I am not a licensed professional, I am only going off of what little I read for my own interest) from being put into the position of King with no clue of how to actually fulfill the duties of what those duties even are (no wonder everything went to shit), and that asshole from the authorities used those cracks to completely break the kid.
Tl;dr: Season 1 John and Arlo are amazing antagonistic character foils to each other, John being the Lancer to Arlo's Leader if we're going by the 5-man-band dynamics, and the only reasons Arlo got as much hate as he did is the somewhat unusual choice of making the Lancer the sympathetic POV character and the Webtoon comment system being EXTREMELY polarising and detrimental as FUCK for any actual discussion for the chapter at hand. It's the Twitter of media discussion if we're being honest.
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froggos-are-superior · 7 months
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Mini rant time.
One of the most popular discussions in the Unordinary fandom is definitely the struggle between John Doe and the Royals at Wellston. I know John gets a lot of shit for his part in it, but I really don't blame him for most of it. His behavior at his school in New Bostin was atrocious of course, but when he moved to Wellston, he changed and made himself smaller to try and atone for what he did in an effort to not hurt anyone that severely again. Arlo started their rivalry and John simply finished it. To put it simply, Arlo fucked around and found out. As for the other Royals, they're not innocent in it either. Their job as Royals is to maintain the hierarchy, sure, but it should also be to make sure that the stronger students aren't abusing their powers, and they failed miserably in that. John went too far, yes, but he was blamed for everything that happened when in reality, the abuse he faced at Wellston was the result of the Royals' spectacular failure of managing the system they were so hellbent on maintaining. Also fuck you Vaughn for leaving the kids to "work it out on their own". In conclusion, John and the Royals both sucked, but Asslo takes the cake for highest level of suckery.
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Who's Arlo?
Well the fandom nicknamed him Asslo and he threw a fork at two kids who were bickering. He loves hierarchy but mainly because he's at the top of the foodchain. He's a pawn of the government but he's starting to learn he cannot trust them. All in all, a lovable asshole.
Who's Remi?
She's my favourite secondary character in the series (we love girls who get things done) so here is a nomination for her!!!
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fanficwriter284 · 1 year
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Chucky the second coming of leatherface,...yall better watch out.
"THIS ASSLOE TOLD ME MY FACE WOULD LOOK LIKE LEATHERFACE'S ASSHOLE! DON'T EVEN GO THERE"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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when i say asslo (derogatory) i actually mean asslo (affectionate)
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zoentrope-rkgk · 4 years
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Episode 188 got me thinking, so I ended up drawing this XD https://twitter.com/zoentrope https://www.instagram.com/zoentrope/ 
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crazydaymycrazyway · 2 months
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One of the royals in the neighboring school during turf wars: I beg your pardon
Arlo: Then beg
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amanizali · 4 years
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this gives no-gel John vs. gel John energy
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annalycheee · 4 years
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❝No, I prefer to stand. I enjoy looking down on people.❞
- Arlo [Chapter 79]
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