#Dazai: That's my secret Mori-san

[kyouka-supremacy]

Who's gonna tell him

#The closet is nonexistent etc etc #osamu dazai #skk #soukoku #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd ch 101 #bsd ch 109 #bsd storm bringer #mine #That sb line is so funny. I don't know the context but in my mind it's like #Mori: Dazai-kun it's time to think of ways to counter Chuuya-kun #Dazai: That's my secret Mori-san #Dazai: I'm always thinking of Chuuya

[monstersqueen]

bsd beast but dazai never got memories from canon.

atsushi still ends up in the mafia and akutagawa in the ADA, odasaku is still alive and writing, main difference (at first glance) is that it took longer for dazai to become boss of the mafia. (in short, mori was out of ideas to make him keep going on, so he faked his death and made him boss) , and that he never met akutagawa, and gin is still with her brother. pratically the only think that brings this dazai any kind of joy is to torment chuuya.

well, that and his weekly drinking session with two strangers whose identity he is careful not to know. he already knows that one of them at some point was working in the government and spying on the mafia, but it was years ago ! who knows what he does now. and anyway it was long ago. he might be confusing him with someone else. if he knows he's drinking with the new mafia boss he's not saying anything.

ango absolutely knows he's regularly drinking with the mafia boss and a member of the agency, but if the other two don't know each other's identity, he's not going to tell them, and so he's not going to tell them his identity either. anyway this is NOT a place where he drags his work and rank and status and allegiance in, so. might as well not matter. (this is two people he would absolutely betray the government for. if they don't know they can't ask him. if they don't know he'll never have to choose. (if they don't know he'll never have to live with them not even asking him to choose, just rejecting him, but he doesn't know to fear that outcome))

odasaku has no idea. he knows dazai-kun is the loneliest person alive, and that ango is a man of secrets. he's aware there might be something about their lives that they're hiding, but he thinks he knows all he needs to about them. (he's right. but if he knew what they're hiding, he might change his mind, depending on how confident he is that he knows them)

this lasts either to

the day when work happens and ango touches the Book and has a complete meltdown upon witnessing canon and also all the verses where odasaku dies and realizing that one constant is that the only way for odasaku to live is for him and dazei never to be friends, and also that he's in a lie of a world and that he's going to have to face them without telling them, because he can't tell both (people who know the truth count limit), and anyway they don't deserve to be cursed with this knowledge, or to

the day where dostoievsky/DoA go after the books andFukuchi/Dostoievsky/whoever lose but odasaku dies in the process

akutagawa and atsushi inevitably meet, and because it's not canon (no 'akutagawa attacked atsushi for the bounty and says the worst things to kyouka') nor regular beast (no dazai to push them into fighting) just start dating. that does immediately out dazai's identity, and ango's. ... and then we're back to point one or two.

(for info this version of dazai and ango have spent tonight having a discussion in my head where ango tries not to give too much information to dazai and odasaku but dazai keeps figuring too much out. ango planned to get an ability user to erase his memories, except he knows that one way or another odasaku is going to die and he can't forget that.)

(also ango and dazai call each other dazai-san and sakuaguchi-kun in this universe, and no one calls odasaku that; ango uses 'oda-san' and dazai uses sakunosuke. odasaku addresses them the same way they address each other because he picked it up from them)

#myposts #bsd beast #bsd march 2023 not lb

[grymmnox]

weekly fic recs #6

missed last week but uh. doing it now. this week will be posted later tonight, hopefully

same as usual. & = platonic, / = romantic.

edit: forgot the line break or whatever mb

Oneshots

Over every extinguished past; tucuxi - bungo stray dogs

teen | 16.5k words | chuuya & dazai, chuuya & yosano, chuuya & kunikida, ADA & chuuya, chuuya/dazai

summary:

It’s been a little more than a month since everything almost went to shit, since the Armed Detective Agency and Port Mafia faced off against Dostoyevsky, since Yokohama almost lost its fragile, balanced peace.

And it’s also been just about a month since Ranpo emerged from Poe’s book, all pride and glowing accomplishment for solving 500 murders in a week, and just a passing comment about the other guy losing patience and starting punching people.

--

Chuuya emerges from Poe's book, exhausted, to discover that Dazai has been severely injured. Standing guard in the Agency's infirmary, Yosano, Kunikida, and Chuuya find unexpected common cause in their desire to keep Dazai in one piece despite his best efforts to hide his vulnerabilities from everyone around him.

Even If My Blood Drains, You’ll Still Run Through My Veins; SapphireSunstone - bungo stray dogs

teen | 4.4k words | chuuya/dazai

summary:

“Listen, what I’m about to say is insane, but I have amnesia.”

Chuuya immediately tried to slam the door on Dazai’s face.

Recovery; rutu14 - bungo stray dogs

teen | 11.4k words | chuuya/dazai | READ TAGS

summary:

Dazai shows up to Chuuya's apartment uninvited to deal with the fallout of using Coruption after the events of Dead Apple. They end up taking care of each other more than anything else.

Liquid Courage; harrowoftheboar - bungo stray dogs

teen | 10.5k words | chuuya/dazai

summary:

"You're not allowed to talk to me,” Dazai mutters.

This time, it’s Chuuya’s turn to blink in confusion.

"Whuh?" he blurts out intelligently, expression warring between flustered and pissed off.

Like a stubborn, indignant child, Dazai crosses his arms and turns his nose up.

"You can’t talk to me.”

“And why the hell not?” Chuuya barks, anger winning out only for the sake of preventing him from thinking about the fact that Dazai Osamu just called him pretty.

It doesn’t help, because the next words out of Dazai’s mouth hit him like a punch to the chest.

“I'm married." -- OR: Dazai gets drunk and accidentally reveals his and Chuuya's secret, forgotten, illegal marriage to the entirety of their friends and family.

In Pain and Sickness, You Would Still Be Dear; My_Kind_of_Crazy - bungo stray dogs

general audiences | 2.3k words

summary:

“Ack, what a pain.” Dazai rolls away from the sun, grumbling as he notices that the ache in his throat has only gotten worse. He buries his face in his pillow, whining to himself. “I’m bedridden with an illness that won’t even kill me in the end. How unfair.”

Reaching for his phone takes longer than he’d like, his arms heavy and sluggish when he tries to make them move. A series of notifications already fills the screen from various members of the Agency. They’re no different than what he’d expect— demands to know where he is and why he’s slacking off, missed calls that he must have slept through. Dazai sighs, intending to clear the notifications and go back to sleep.

The latest text from Atsushi stills his hand, though.

- Is everything okay?

<>

Dazai's sick. The Armed Detective Agency takes care of him.

the tip of the iceberg (hides the true depth under the water); DeviBlue - bungo stray dogs

teen | 4.7k words | chuuya & dazai, chuuya/dazai, dazai & hirotsu, chuuya & hirotsu

summary:

This was not a good idea.

Hirotsu knew this was not a good idea, and he tried telling Mori that multiple times. Yet the boss just smiled and waved him off.

“The boys will be fine, Hirotsu-san. What’s the worst that can happen?”

What’s the worst thing that could happen as Soukoku’s newly assigned handler? Well, to start, Hirotsu was only assuming this position because the teens managed to kill their last handler. And the one before that. And Mori refused to disclose what the boys did to the first one.

OR

Hirotsu becomes Soukoku's new handler and learns how little he truly knows about them and their relationship.

icing is sweeter than blood; soupthatistoohot - bungo stray dogs

teen | 3.2k words | chuuya/dazai, chuuya & dazai, ADA & dazai

summary:

Finally entering his dorm, Dazai was prepared to flop down onto his futon and drown his sorrows in whiskey — except there was someone sitting on his futon.

“Ehh? What are you doing here, slug?” he groaned at Chuuya, who wore the smuggest fucking grin of his life.

“What’re you talking about?" he asked, all cocky and boisterous. "It’s your birthday, I wouldn’t miss it for the world!”

Or:

Dazai hates his birthday, which is exactly why Chuuya insists on celebrating it.

Got a ride that’s smoother than a limousine; Xx_Strawberry_Cheescake_xX - bungo stray dogs

general audiences | 3.1k words | chuuya/dazai

summary:

Dazai and Chuuya get paired up for another mission.

It was supposed to be a short mission. Around 5 hours at most.

It ended up lasting 10.

Dazai hitches a ride on Chuuya's motorbike and has many regrets.

wordle incident: five dead twenty injured; DraculasDiary - bungo stray dogs

teen | 2.3k words | chuuya & dazai, chuuya/dazai, dazai & ranpo

summary:

"Ranpo~!" Dazai chirps to his beloved coworker. Ranpo only raises an eyebrow in turn, though, rattling around a hard candy in his mouth.

"Do you, my silly friend, happen to know the five letter word of the day?"

Ranpo pauses, tilting his head to the side as he digs for another of his candies.

"Zibeb, I think?"

Dazai blinks.

"... How the fuck do you spell that?"

in a garden of memories; aicoconut - bungo stray dogs

teen | 3k words | atsushi & ranpo, atsushi & dazai, dazai & ranpo, dazai & kunikida, atsushi & yosano

summary:

“That's where you’re mistaken, Atsushi!” Dazai is the one who speaks this time. He’s flopped over upside down on a desk, hands behind his head. “The target’s presence has been requested by the government. Her information hasn’t been kept discrete, and she is genuinely enjoying herself as a tourist. Her operations are far too public for this to be mafia work.”

“Oh. Couldn’t she be just a tourist then? Without being affiliated with anyone?”

Dazai shakes his head, and Atsushi finds himself wondering how his mentor doesn’t have a headache after staying upside down for so long.

This Is Okay For Now; bluemango0406 - bungo stray dogs

teen | 8.3k words | chuuya/dazai

summary:

“Shit, Dazai--” Chuuya snaps, his eyes fleeting down to look at his ex-partner with concern, “You’re fucking burning!”

Now, Dazai’s eyes flutter open, heavy, to meet Chuuya’s gaze and Chuuya hates how his chest constricts unpleasantly when he sees dull, amber eyes that are glossy stare right back at him.

“I know, Chibi,” Dazai murmurs and his voice makes Chuuya internally wince with how raspy it sounds, “I told you I’m dying—I’m essentially burning alive as we speak.”

OR: A fic where Dazai is sick and Chuuya takes care of him

it was just red; eluvion - bungo stray dogs

teen | 4.1k words | ADA & dazai, chuuya & dazai, chuuya/dazai

summary:

On being lost, and being found. Or, Dazai, Chuuya, and the Armed Detective Agency in the week of the anniversary of one Oda Sakunosuke’s death.

Complete Fics

We Shall Be Monsters; My_Kind_of_Crazy - bungo stray dogs

teen | 2 chapters | 12.8k words | chuuya/dazai, chuuya & dazai (pre-slash or gen)

summary:

Dazai's used to people looking at him with fear. He's the Demon Prodigy of the Port Mafia, unfeeling and inhuman. It would be strange if people didn't find him frightening.

But, recently, he's not the one they're all flinching away from. He's not the one they whisper about. He's not the one they call a monster.

Bit by bit, he pieces the clues together-- and he realizes that there are people in the mafia who don't like Chuuya.

Obviously, he has to do something about this.

darlin’ i’d wait for you, even if you didn’t ask me to.; osachuuzai - bungo stray dogs

teen | 5 chapters | 12.8k words | chuuya/dazai

summary:

This is the closest thing he’ll get, although his selfish human heart shrivels at the thought of it. But if he could continue to have Chuuya in his life, and even let himself pretend that Chuuya loved him a smidge more than what was true, to let himself believe that Chuuya wanted him the way he wanted Chuuya, then he would take being left on the sidelines.

And now he was going to watch the person he loved more than anything be given away to some undeserving random who would never know how long Dazai had suffered in silence. They would never know how long Dazai had waited for Chuuya.

And perhaps Dazai would keep waiting.

He knows Chuuya isn’t selfish like he is, he knows Chuuya would never ask him to wait. But god, years down the line Chuuya will be happy with somebody else and Dazai still doesn’t think he’ll be ready to move on.

[ or : dazai is in love with his lifelong best-friend. said best friend is about to receive the initials of his soulmate, and dazai's not quite ready to lose him. ]

Phosphenes in Our Starry Eyes; im_tired_too - bungo stray dogs

teen | 2 chapters | 7k words | chuuya/dazai, dazai & chuuya | READ TAGS

summary:

Two different outcomes would always come out of this situation.

1. Chuuya would coax Dazai to put down the razor; he would listen. Chuuya would then treat the man’s wounds.

Or

2. Chuuya would coax Dazai to put down the razor, and it wouldn’t work.

Trigger; amabe - bungo stray dogs

not rated | 2 chapters | 6.6k words | chuuya/dazai, akutagawa/atsushi | READ TAGS

summary:

"We don’t need to kill,” Fukuzawa said over the com, ever calm, and Dazai heard it in his earpiece, the surety. Ranpo had a way out. Fukuzawa would have allowed it if there was no other way.

“Osamu. Shoot.” Mori’s voice crackled through and it was silence and screaming all at once—a sound he had not heard in an age. That tone, the initiation. He didn’t even breathe as his muscle twitched and fired. There’d been a head there a moment before. Now he was just looking into a skull, shattered into a million pieces.

The blood dripped down his cheek and it was so familiar, so crushingly familiar, that seeing out of both eyes was dizzying.

A Demon, an Angel, and a Detective Walk Into a Bar; StarlitClouds - bungo stray dogs

general audiences | 5 chapters | 11.6k words | dazai & ranpo & yosano, dazai & ranpo, dazai & yosano, ranpo & yosano

summary:

Ranpo’s gaze was piercing as he looked Dazai up and down. Still, no matter how much research Dazai had done and how much he had prepared himself, he couldn’t have predicted what Ranpo said next.

“Demon prodigy, eh?”

It was over. Ranpo knew. What had Dazai been doing, thinking that no one in a detective agency would figure it out? He was going to be kicked out now— no. He was going to be arrested. Of course they would arrest him, they were—

“You know, I hate Mori. Yosano hates Mori. I've already deduced that you hate Mori as well.” For the second time that day, and the only time in Dazai’s lifetime, Ranpo managed to surprise Dazai a second time in the span of only a minute. “Want to help us prank him by moving all the furniture in his office exactly 2 inches to the left?”

…

Yes.

He wanted to do that more than anything else in the world.

Or: what happens when Osamu Dazai and Akiko Yosano, the former Demon Prodigy and Angel of Death respectively, as well as Ranpo Edogawa, current Greatest Detective in The World team up together? (Spoiler alert: chaos. Lots and lots of chaos)

The Walk to Home; its_just_me27 - bungo stray dogs

teen | 20 chapters | 95k words | chuuya/dazai, akutagawa/atsushi

summary:

All Chuuya has for the day is a rough notebook, a few pens and his phone. He has yet to buy the textbooks. He’ll do that during the weekend, he decides. He rummages through his bag and picks out the notebook. It’s a thin book, really, mostly because Chuuya doesn’t expect himself to make elaborate notes or anything. Maybe he’ll just record the lectures on his phone and listen to them like podcasts before the exams.

“That’s my seat,” he hears a voice that makes him look up.

“Excuse me?”

The other guy clicks his tongue in annoyance. “I said that’s my seat. You’re sitting on my seat.”

“Are the seats permanently assigned or something?”

“No.”

“Then sit somewhere else.”

The other guy blinks at him. Chuuya is ready for a fight if he has to. It’s not like he hasn’t dealt with bullies in the past. He’s somewhat proud to say that he has, perhaps, made them cry a lot more than the other way around. So, yeah, he’s ready for anything.

Except that the guy only smirks at him.

Incomplete Fics

reconcile; whatagoodegg - my hero academia

teen | 7/? chapters | 83.4k words | midoriya & shigaraki, aizawa & midoriya, class 1-a & midoriya

summary:

Midoriya and Shigaraki get hit with a Quirk that basically locks the both of them in an indestructible box and makes them unable to physically harm each other. The only way for them to get out?

They have to reconcile their differences.

Obviously, this is easier said than done.

grim’s notes: honestly might’ve already included this one in a previous reclist? i dunno. it’s a good fic tho

When Realities Collide; LowlyWriter - my hero academia

teen | 6/? chapters | 74.9k words | aizawa & midoriya, midoriya & tsukauchi, midoriya & nedzu, aizawa/hizashi, hizashi & midoriya, bakugou & midoriya, midoriya & todoroki, midoriya & shinsou

summary:

(Formerly known as Into the Deku-Verse)

Shota sneers at the teenager across from him. His defense raises like the hairs on the back of his neck as he glares steadily, ready and waiting for whatever will come from this encounter. He narrows his gaze when the teen shifts; just the thought of sharing this rooftop with Japan's most notorious villain makes his skin prickle. “Deku.”

“Y-yes!” the teenager cries out in relief, taking a small step towards Shota, “I’m Deku! I’m so g-glad you—”

“Deku,” Shota growls darkly, flicking out his capture weapon hastily to snag the villain before he can make his move. He's quick to tug it taut, leaving no room for Deku to escape. “You’re under arrest.”

“I-I’m what?! W-wait!”

tl;dr

Hero Course student Izuku comes to the realization that he is definitely not where he's supposed to be.

haghdjafalkbh yeah i did it. ok. ok goodbye (for now) i will be posting this week later tonight hopefully probably.

#[.grims weekly recs] #[.grims recs] #fic recs #reclist #mha fic recs #bnha fic recs #bsd fic recs #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #bungo stray dogs fic recs #bungou stray dogs fic recs #my hero academia fic recs #boku no hero academia fic recs #good enough

[starsburned]

"Mori-san, Please — PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR MY ACTIONS!" Atsushi bowed deeply to his boss. trembling like a wet cat. "oh and your coat and scarf back, here you go sir!"

@lunargifted pulled mori from the fire.

Violet irises lift to focus on Atsushi and a hand reaches to take his coat and scarf. It wasn't as if he didn't know what he was bringing into his ranks. He knew very well from the start, even as Dazai whispered in his ear. Atsushi was both there for their gain and to hold over the Armed Detective Agency and his own prodigy's heads.

It wasn't a secret that Dazai was a flight risk with how turbulent he could be and how sometimes he would just go dark on him without saying a word. Only to show up a few days later. But he had a better bargaining chip now and Dazai had been made aware of this.

So instead of being too hard on the boy, he simply offers a smile and folds his hands in front of him once he's slipped his coat and scarf back on. "All is forgiven, Atsushi-kun. We'll know better next time." He makes a gesture for the younger to sit if he should desire.

"And we've already started to put countermeasures into place so such incidents with your Ability won't happen again."

#| MUSE ★ OUGAI MORI. #| IC ★ OUGAI MORI. #| ANSWERED ASKS ★ IC. #lunargifted

[madraleen]

Bungo Stray Dogs - Kafka Asagiri/Sango Harukawa Volumes 7-8: “I like Dazai a normal amount,” she lied - A commentary (*anime spoilers)

-JINKO ATSUSHI AND DAZAI ON THE COVER, HERE WE GO

-THE COLORED PAGE OF DAZAI AND ATSUSHI, I LOVE THEM IT'S BEAUTIFUL

-it kind of amazes me that higuchi had to look at dazai's records to learn who he is. it amazes me that he isn't a local legend turned into ghost story for the newer mafia members

-could it actually be that cruelty "bores him, really"? current dazai isn't cruel. he's many things, but not cruel. could it be that he actually got so desensitized to it, that from cruel he turned to not cruel because it all became boring?

-i need to know, asagiri-sensei, did you sense that dazai would become so popular, did you hope, did you have a hunch. i had the same question on aot's levi, and i had it answered

-that's what i'll be saying if present timeline dazai gets transferred to the port mafia too: "why would mori-san, a paragon of rational logic..."

-DAZAI IS SO PRETTY, I CANNOT. i mean, erhm, yes, plot, interesting, very

-great job at drawing Q scary enough to justify dazai's "!" reaction. great job (i first wrote "dazai's shocked reaction," but "shock" feels too heavy of a word for dazai)

-i can just picture atsushi lamenting for all the clothes and shoes he destroys when he transforms

-okay no, that's decidedly an untainted eyes shocked dazai, when he realizes what "for his safety" meant. also my, what poofy hair for manga dazai <3. erhm, i mean, plot, yes, interesting, very (*i jest, i love the plot)

-but also, dazai's safety? really? what would anyone do to him in this situation? he'd cancel Q's and atsushi's abilities. nonsense, they just wanted him to not do that. great moment for atsushi though

-i mean, even the fact that you'd think of going so far as to "ponder the morality behind your[the agency's] plans" is progress for you, my dearest dazai

-THE BITCH SLAP, I LOVE THAT MOMENT

-"i have no right to whisk you away from your own past" that's such an interesting notion

-"stop feeling sorry for yourself. as long as you do, your life will be an unending nightmare."

-state of dazai's neck bandages: they're always there! always there!

-pff louisa is adorable

-genuinely, i'd like to see just a glimpse on what dazai has on chuuya, on kouyou, on everyone that's so terrified of his capacity to blackmail them/keep them quiet

-okay, but the spread of dazai pointing a gun at ango. iconic. ango's seen dazai for two seconds and he's already exhausted. dazai is tainted-eyed. all is well.

-i mean, ango having wiped your record clean is a Pretty Big Thing, dazai, you have to admit

-the walking whiplash that is dazai

-i think this is a great arc to show what exactly dazai does with information. how he makes educated guesses and plans, how he gets more info, how he reacts and adapts based on what he learns. later on, at least in the anime, after you've taken for granted that yeah okay dazai is a genius and probably has fifty plans hatching in secret, and with all the mind-fuckery going on, it's easy to forget that it's an actual process that he goes through, and it's very nicely laid-out in this comparatively more small-scale conflict

-man, i do love atsushi, he's so. SO! adorable, sweet, pure little flower, pinch-his-cheeks, feed him a cookie, pat his little head, protecc him.

-TAINTED EYES KYOUKA

-why is atsushi "the guide to this book," did we ever learn?

-DAZAI'S WIDE EYE WHEN HE SEES THE MARK ON KUNIKIDA! also, kunikida my man, what did you do to the poor trees, i didn't think you were like that

-i love the translator for translating "hohh?" as "hohh." you could have said "oh?" but you went with "hohh?"

-lucy calls atsushi "a poor lil stray cat," cat-theme, cat.

-lucy is an ada/pm shipper confirmed, and highly relatable

-CHUUUUUYA

-idk man, i think atsushi is a very compelling MC

-me: ffs, akutagawa, stop it with needing dazai's praise so desperately. also me, when dazai tells atsushi "you did really well": omg he praised us :") he said "really well" omg :') dazai omg :")

-dreamy princess dazai on the cover

-i see you fukuzawa, on the same spread with dazai. REMEMBER DAZAI, YOUR BLACK SHEEP SON, FUKUZAWA?! REMEMBER HIM?!

-dazai: "haaaaah... i can't muster the energy for anything..." relatable

-I AM SO IMPRESSED BY THE ALWAYS-THERE NECK BANDAGES EVEN IN THE TINIEST MOMENTS

-EIGHT YEARS AGO, LITTLE WHITTLE 14-YEAR-OLD DAZAI, HE'S SUCH A KIDDIE, LOOK AT HIS BIG EYES

-isn't it funny how it's basically because of atsushi's suggestion that the agency starts communicating with the port mafia and they start cooperating regularly? isn't it funny how our Sweet Summer Child MC did that

-pardon me, i don't like what i'm saying either, but why is mori-san so babydoll when talking to fukuzawa. he's extra smiley and sparkly

-see, see, dazai says it clearly to mori-san, "i don't want to team up with you either." PLEASE take tanizaki-kun!

-"twin dark"? double black is translated as twin dark in the manga? interesting.

-chuuya so fine

-WHAT IS THIS PAGE OF SMOL CHUUYA AND SMOL DAZAI LOOKING AT EACH OTHER AS THEY'RE BEING SEPARATED! WHAT IS THIS TINY Q WITH HIS SLIPPERS

-chuuya so smol :")

-"and there was only one doorknob" (*on dazai and chuuya both reaching out to open the door)

-you say you drank wine to celebrate that dazai left, chuuya, but all i'm hearing is "i got myself drunk 'cause i couldn't deal with it all"

-why does chuuya look so concerned that the curse hit our agency, what

-ah yes, my ship, walking bag of bandages/hat rack

-anime, manga, anywhere i see chuuya call dazai's name in concern, i just melt, i cannot. icannotcope

-chuuya "herding dog," mafia, dogs, my point.

-"and i hope your hat seizes your consciousness and kills you"??? that's creative.

-i almost said "chuuya is such a sweetheart," ffs. HE IS NOT, but you know what i mean. running to dazai, telling him he can't die in a place like this...

-is that a bare elbow i see? IS THAT A BARE ELBOW BEYOND THE CAST, NO BANDAGES?! dazai you minx

-CHUUYA'S SO SHORT COMPARED TO DAZAI, I CANNOT <3

-"TWIN DARK SIDEKICK"?! that's a low blow, dazai

-dazai's so starry-eyed at corruption

-is chuuya conscious through corruption? does he remember what he's supposed to do, does he remember what he's done after?

-DAZAI LEFT CHUUYA BEHIND AND WENT HOME?! JESUS CHRIST, DAZAI!!! ffs.

-is there anything more terrifying than having dazai bring you flowers and a fruit basket. you know nothing's good coming out of it

-so what we are saying is a) dazai and his tainted eyes either predicted the guild would attack ango or arranged the mystery vehicle attack for blackmail reasons, most likely the latter, which, fine, and b) that dazai fiddled with the airbag of the exact vehicle ango would take? what if he'd taken another vehicle? dazai, let's talk.

-WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ERASED YOUR ENTRANCE EXAM FROM YOUR MEMORY, TANIZAKI, EXPLAIN! WHAT HAPPENED, HOW BAD WAS IT!

-"WIMPIEST IN THE WEST/WIMPIEST IN THE EAST" AHAHAHA

-"stagger," "cough," coughing blood, bring our boy aku-kun to yosano-san ffs (CAN she heal him? how much can she heal?)

-even though dazai and ranpo are both geniuses and both reach similar conclusions, their individual brand of genius just FEELS different. dazai's a strategist and a coordinator, ranpo is a puzzle-solver. it just tastes different, even though the result is the same-ish

-there's something so sweetly non-MC-heroic about atsushi telling dazai they should cancel the plan and find shelter when he learns the moby dick will drop on top of the agency. you think it's gonna destroy just the agency? the general populace doesn't even cross his mind on that instant, and it's so naively sweet

-atsushi's so strong, mentally. he struggles so much and he is so strong, fighting against himself, against his upbringing, and coming up on top. i'm sure he has no idea, but there is such strength in his choices and his actions

-okay, but hear me out. i want tanizaki to be the one to go to pm, no question about that, BUT. wouldn't it be interesting if atsushi was the one to go, and there was a repeat history of the new double black, only this time it would be atsushi dragging aku-kun towards the light kicking and screaming rather than two darklings enabling each other? an interesting thought. anyway, yes, please take tanizaki.

#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bungo stray dogs manga #manga commentary #that was a long one

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« Kunikida x Dazai headcannons »

Warnings : Yaoi, referenced sex

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•Old married couple.

•From afar, it looks like they hate each other, but that’s just them.

•Kunikida, being the proper man he is, proposed first. It was elegant and since he’s into gold, Dazai’s ring was a gold band.

•Dazai loves to cuddle up to Kunikida, anytime, anywhere. He’ll be in the middle of work and will wrap his arms around Kuni’s waist or sit on his lap. At home, he will get handsy, clinging to his arm, wrapping his legs around his waist and nuzzling his head into his neck.

•these two LOVE movie dates. They enjoy outings but will opt for binging some Korean Drama while snuggling.

•Kunikida’s nicknames for Dazai are; “my beautiful”, “my love”, “baby” and “sweetheart”

•Dazai is obsessed with calling Kunikida “Kuni” or he’ll just call him “Doppo” and obviously “babe”.

•Kunikida is top. Dazai is bottom boy. Fight me.

• Dazai has nightmares constantly, and would cry in his sleep, whispering things about his life in the port mafia and Oda, Mori and Chūya. Kunikida would comfort him too, wrapping his arms around him and grounding him.

•Whenever Atsushi first joined the agency, it took him awhile to figure out his mentor was married.

•It wasn’t till he saw the ring on his finger.

“Wait…Dazai-san are you…married….?”

“Ah- yes. Why?”

“Really? To who? If I may ask,”

“It’s fine, I’m married to Doppo-kun.”

“…”

“WHAT?!”

•Takes Atsushi a minute to process. Everyone else in the agency finds this normal.

•Kunikida found out about Dazai’s past about a year into them dating. Dazai had been so scared Kuni would leave him he kept it a secret. Kunikida was disappointed that Dazai took this long to tell him ( or that he found out from Chūya, ) but isn’t mad about being in the port mafia. He says he’s a changed person. And that Kunikida sees that, and would never hate him for it or leave him.

• Kunikida hates it when Dazai makes attempts. Dazai always jokes about it and has even made attempts while they were married. It scared Kunikida to the point where he snapped at Dazai, making him flinch. And let me tell you, Dazai NEVER flinches. Kunikida apologized but explained that he was not okay with the fact that his only love was hurting himself. Dazai promised to stop, only if Kuni would help him and as always, he agreed.

•Dazai was insecure when he found Doppo’s ‘ideal woman’ page in his notebook. The list was so long, and so perfected, it made Osamu question if he was good enough. Dazai stayed up all night that night contemplating and re-reading that page. The next few days he changed quite a bit; he stopped chatting, stopped smiling and stayed glued to his desk, not bothering his boyfriend ( at the time ). Doppo started to take notice, finding it calming at first, a fresh difference from the constant nagging everyday. But soon it became boring and worrying. The whole agency seemed quiet, too quiet. He went to check on Dazai, only to find him quietly working with a dead look in his eyes.

• “My Love?” Doppo asks, eyebrow cocked up in worry. Dazai looked up, the dull-brown look in his usually bright eyes sending an uncomfortable chill down Kunikida’s spine. “Yes?” Dazai asks in return, no crude joke, or affectionate remark added. The blonde felt a pang to his stomach. What had happened? Did Kunikida do something wrong? Had he upset Osamu? He doesn’t remember having a fight with him. The poet huffs, stepping closer to his boyfriend. “What’s wrong?” He asks gingerly, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose. Dazai pauses for a moment, then sighs, dropping his head down to continue scribbling on the documents Fukuzawa had given him. “I don’t know what you mean Doppo-kun.” He answers numbly, hair shading his facial features away from sight. Kunikida was starting to get angry, this wasn’t like Dazai. This wasn’t Dazai the Dazai he knew was amazing. He laughed constantly and made crude jokes and was always bugging his boyfriend. Something Doppo greatly misses. “Osamu-“ the blonde starts, only to get cut off by the brunette. “I’m quite busy, Kunikida, would you please leave me be..” Okay. That was the last straw. “What is up with you?!” He snapped, Dazai’s head shooting up at the sudden action. “Your always at your desk, you barely talk to anyone, you’ve not even made an attempt to bug the hell outta me, baby, what’s going on?” Dazai says nothing, only pulling out a piece of paper that was tucked away into his jacket and slams it on his desk, eyes now leaking tears. “There. That’s what’s going on. Happy?” Kunikida takes the paper curiously, unfolding it and glancing over the words. He recognizes it instantly, eyes widening at the title ‘my ideal woman’. “I tried changing, to suit you, to be the perfect boyfriend you wanted, but you never noticed!” Osamu confessed, Kunikida staring at him with a heartbroken expression. “I love you Doppo! And I want to be the person you wanna see everyday! Is it cause I’m not a woman? Do I need transplants? Is it my attitude? I can change! I can! I’ll change until you love me!” Doppo tried to blink away the tears in his eyes, efforts proving to be fruitless. He reached for his boyfriend, dragging him around the desk for a tight hug. One that was possessive, but filled with love. “You imbecile,” Doppo whispers, Dazai crying into his vest. “I already love you, more than life will ever let me express.” Dazai looks up, eyes wide and lashes damp. “But the list-“ “I made that list a long time ago, before I knew who I was, who I loved,” he smiled. “Before I met you.” He brought his lips to his, capturing them in a kiss. It got heated quick, Kunikida propping Dazai up onto the desk. “I love you Osamu….only you….just as you are…”

•yea that night ended with sex

•Kunikida is more into the term; “making love” then “sex”. He loves to praise Dazai, making him feel good. He isn’t into BDSM or Masochism. He thinks it isn’t right and he doesn’t want to hurt his love.

•Kunikida has a Daddy kink. It was purely by accident. Dazai was riding Kunikida and in the mist of euphoria, he screams Daddy at the top of his lungs and they both stop. Dazai looks absolutely embarrassed while Kunikida is frozen, before he nuzzles his head against the brunettes and whispers; “yeah baby, cry for daddy,”

•Dazai is the lord of praise kinks. He loves receiving praise and love since he’s never really had it in the first place.

•Dazai likes to ride Kunikida, since he’s able to feel closer to him by hugging him.

•Aftercare is always sweet.

•Doppo will clean off Osamu and kiss his forehead, cheeks, temple and nose repeatedly while praising him more, whispering things like; “you did so well” , “I’m so proud of you”, “I love you, my beautiful angel”.

•In the mornings, Dazai will snuggle with Kuni and sleep in, then he’ll slip on one of Kunikida’s shirts and roam around the apartment half-naked with a cup of coffee in his hands while Doppo makes breakfast.

•if by unfortunate chance they have to work, Dazai will end up passed out at his desk or on the agency’s couch.

•they never go too rough, it’s mostly slow or medium-paced and Kunikida was all about safety for a while, then got used to not using a condom.

•no sex on sad days.

•Oda’s birthday is also a no.

•They love waltzing. Or just slow dancing in there apartment.

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Bonus! :

•Chūya is Dazai’s amazing wingman and got Kunikida to take Dazai out on his first date <3

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( I love this ship so much it is so underrated! )

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[starglow-xx]

hello! may i request headcanons for chuuya having a crush on someone who's dense? like he could ask them out in the most straightforward way possible and it would still go over their head?

yes, yes of course you may!

sorry this took so long! my computer was out of commission for abt a week (or two..??)

but this is also my birthday writing piece for chuuya!! (4/29/21) i even added a small drabble thingy in addition to the hcs for the occasion hehe

from where i am, it is about fifteen minutes past midnight so it’s officially chuuya day here!!

happy birthday chuuya i love you! you deserve the whole world and everyone is willing to fight tooth and nail to ensure your happiness! we love you! 💗💗

anyways, i hope you all enjoy this! i kinda had some writer’s block but it was still a lot of fun to write! there might be some mistakes, but i’ll scan over it again later. reader is gender neutral! have fun!

chuuya having a crush on a dense! reader

nakahara chuuya x gn! reader

im cackling somebody help him

he’s frustrated bc you can’t take a hint or a thousand but he can’t even be mad bc he’s whipped

“look at you all dressed up today, wanna go out later? my treat?”

“oh really? thanks chuuya-san! you’re such a nice friend. i’ll go invite the others right now, i’ll see you later!”

“...”

fast forward to later in the evening and he finds himself at a little restaurant with the black lizard + higuchi and akutagawa

sigh

in unison all of them go, “thank you for the meal chuuya-san!” (except aku and hirotsu are quieter & and gin just a nods hehe)

“no problem” (ꐦ ´͈ ᗨ `͈ )

gin only pats him on the back in sympathy

he spends a lot of time trying to think of ways to make it absolutely and undeniably clear that he has feelings for you

he always fails

“(y/n) i like you”

“i like you too chuuya-san”

“really?”

“mhm”

“t-then will you—”

“you’re a really great friend! and superior too”

“...nevermind”

“oh were you saying something?”

“nah, just forget about it”

tachihara is laughing in the corner of the corridor

dont worry, chuuya made sure to get back at him

chuuya’s been pinning after you for years and frankly, his failed attempts to woo you has lead everyone to the breaking point

and i mean everyone

yes, even aku

hell even dazai

but dazai also thinks it’s funny, so he doesn’t mind all that much

okay bye bye dazai-san this headcanon set isn’t abt you rn

PLEASE EVERYONE FEELS SO BAD FOR HIM

they knew even if he kissed you, you still might not get it

so they decided to help him

super secret mission get chuuya and (y/n) together is a go!

they’re still working on a proper mission name, don’t mind them

they had a super secret strategy meeting!

you can bet your ass that they nearly got nothing done

akutagawa & kaiji weren’t much help, neither was higuchi, mori, or elise

tachihara nearly got killed for a thoughtless comment

“just tell them chuuya-san!”

“i already fucking did you ass!”

gin, hirotsu, and kouyou were the most helpful !!

hirotsu and kouyou both agreed on the idea that chuuya should try courting with bouquets of flowers instead of flat out asking you bc they knew you found them pretty

(even if you don’t identify as a female, flowers are for everyone no matter gender or sexuality! so let’s normalize giving flowers to everyone <33 )

gin didn’t speak but she used cards to communicate

everyone knew that you weren’t stupid (you wouldn’t have survived in the mafia if you were) but they did know that you were only stupid when it came to all this lovey dovey stuff

i mean, if chuuya gave you flowers every so often, there’s no way that you wouldn’t piece it together at some point

right...??

but kouyou assured him that even though you wouldn’t get it right away, you’d appreciate the gestures and that he’ll stand out more

she even said that if someone gave her flowers, she would appreciate it, whether or not she reciprocated their feelings

it takes guts to be so up front with your feelings after all

gin and hirotsu only nodded with her explanation

once again, this only provoked a reaction out of tachihara

“what do you know gin? i get the old man and kouyou-san, they’re grown, but you? what do you know abt courting? or flowers? what are you a girl?”

akutagawa choked on his cough, higuchi on air, and on the other side of yokohoma at the ada, dazai is cackling

yes, dazai somehow placed a listening device onto chuuya’s hat and was listening in

don’t ask how, it’s dazai

“DAZAI GET YOUR BANDAGED ASS OFF THE COUCH AND STOP LAUGHING”

anyways

the next day, chuuya did what was barely discussed and for once, things actually started to look up

until they started look to down again

at first, it actually looked like you understood his intentions after he gave you a bouquet of flowers

literally everyone was leaning against the opposite hallway you two were in and then they got excited !!

especially chuuya !

but then your expression sort of changed...??

and then in their heads they simultaneously went, “oh no”

they knew that expression

it was very familiar when you tended to friend zone chuuya

but boy let me tell you what you said next made them facepalm and or make their jaws drop

“ah, so you really are friend zoning me huh chuuya-san; what a shame, i really did like you”

LEMME TELL YOU WHEN I SAY THAT CHUUYA WAS DISTRESSED I MEAN HE WAS DISTRESSED

you liked him??

him of all people??

he wasn’t complaining, no of course not, but he still couldn’t believe it

but that wasn’t what he was really focusing on right now

what in any form or language did it say he was friend zoning you?!

flower language apparently

chuuya chose to buy the bouquet of yellow roses, pink carnations, and yellow carnations bc he thought you would appreciate the brighter colors, and so that you’d remember them better (because remembering them, meant remembering him)

but ooh boy

altogether, they meant the exact opposite message he wanted to send

someone help him pls

“you see chuuya-san, yellow roses mean friendship, pink carnations mean gratitude, and yellow carnations mean rejection; sooo in a nutshell, these pretty much say ‘thank you for being my friend, but im rejecting you”

no one can tell if tachihara is crying or wheezing

and dazai is having the time of his life

yes, he started listening in on him again

and chuuya is just stunned

like speechless and unmoving stunned

is he just bad at this whole courting/dating thing?? it’s only been one day and of it and somehow he was the one doing the rejecting??

“thank you for the flowers chuuya-san, i’ll be going now; i’ll make sure to let this affect our friendship. i’ll see you tomorrow!”

you passed by the not so subtle group of people

“tachihara-kun..?? are you alright?”

just for context, he was leaning his forehead against the wall using his forearm

again, it was hard to tell whether he was crying or wheezing

“i-im okay (y/n)-san...i think c-chuuya-san has it worse than me”

“...okay..?”

BACK TO CHUUYA

he’s still frozen poor baby

but it’s okay bc after like 5 more seconds he’s chasing you down the hallway you were walking in

kouyou, with a knowing smile on her face, ushers everyone away towards the opposite direction

she received some whines (ahem, tachihara and mori) but silenced them by summoning golden demon

but it’s okay

if they run fast enough, they can see what happens through the security cameras

chuuya caught up with you and tried to explain everything but he was exhausted

emotionally, physically (bc since when did you walk that fast??), and generally just tired with the whole situation

he just wanted to call you his; was that too much to ask??

as explosive as he can be, he can be calm and collected too

and he really did try to be that way as he talked with you but it was very difficult at the moment

the dumbfounded and confused look on your face his face twitch with annoyance and his heart started beating faster bc god you were cute

BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT RIGHT NOW

thank goodness after what seemed like years, you finally somewhat understood what happened

you didn’t understand completely but it was something

The two of you stood in the middle of the unusually empty hallway facing each other, you with the bouquet still in hand. It was quiet as you and Chuuya assessed the situation.

You looked at him skeptically and he stared right back you with his gorgeous blue eyes.

“...So you do like me Chuuya-san??”

“Yes”

“And you were trying to court me just now, not friend zone me??”

“Yes”

You got most of your questions out of the way, but there was something that you’ve been wondering about for quite a while.

“...So you’re not gay for Dazai-san??”

“Yes, im not wait—GAY FOR DAZAI?? THAT MACKEREL??”

Chuuya did a double take. What in heavens name made it seem like he liked that suicidal maniac?? Why would he choose him if he had you?

Like he would choose him anyways; or ever consider him as a possible romantic partner.

“Oh, so you are?”

“NO! I SAID I LIKED YOU DIDN’T I?”

“Well yeah, but I thought you liked Dazai-san too. As annoying as he is, he can be quite charming—”

He was out of patience at this point (nope definitely not because you were talking about Dazai who told you that?) and just decided to kiss you.

You immediately melted into the kiss and kissed him back with the same amount of love and feeling.

Letting the bouquet fall to the ground, you wrapped you arms around his neck and his put his on your lower back and brought you closer to him. After a few more moments, the two of you broke apart for air.

The two of you, slightly out of breath, leaned your foreheads against each other and just basked in each others presence.

Chuuya looked into your (e/c) eyes and asked you just a little bit above a whisper, “Now do you get my intentions and feeling?”

You blinked at him before breaking out into a grin, “Hmm I’m not sure; do you wanna do that again Chuuya?”

The red head only blinked back at you before rolling his eyes, a smile present on his handsome features, his heart fluttering at you using his name with the honorific.

“Dumbass”

Smiling cheekily at him, you pressed a kiss on his cheek and started dragging him towards the lobby to take a walk around the building perimeter, knowing that the two of you can’t be too far from work.

The way down to the lobby was mostly in comfortable silence until you said something that made Chuuya want to bash his head against the wall.

“You know, you could’ve just told me you liked me Chuuya. It’s not like I would’ve said no.”

Once again, as the rest of the more power mafia members watch from security cameras, it is hard to tell whether Tachihara is crying or wheezing of laughter.

omake !!

The two of you just started making your way around the building when suddenly a very familiar voice came from Chuuya’s prized hat.

“Chuuyaaaa!! It was about time you stopped being a chicken, Chibi!”

Removing his hat from his head, he started yelling at it not knowing exactly where the listening device was planted.

“TEME! HOW DID YOU—”

“And (y/n)! I would congratulate you, but I think I would rather offer you my condolences. Why him?! He’s just a slimy slug. OOH OOH how would you like to join me in a double suicide?! A shame it won’t be a lover’s suicide but it’ll annoy Chuuya so I think it’ll be worth it! ”

“YOU—”

“And please don’t kiss while I’m listening in. You made me lose my appetite! And it was such a shame! I was eating crab using Kunikida-kun’s money! Do you know what you’ve cost me?!”

“DAZAI YOU PIECE OF—”

“Ah! Kunikida-kun is here! I have to go!”

You can hear something is the background that vaguely sounds like, “DAZAI YOU WASTE OF BANDAGES STOP USING MY MONEY”

“DAZAI DON’T YOU DARE LEAVE IM NOT DONE WITH—”

*Click!*

The click sound from the hat revealed that Dazai disconnected.

Chuuya twitched and glared furiously at his signature hat hating that the voice he hated the most came out of it.

“Aww, I didn’t get to talk to Dazai-san”

Chuuya whipped his head towards you, a look of mock (or real) betrayal showing on his features.

You laughed at him before taking the hat out of his hands and placing it on his head.

He shyly looked away before muttering a thanks making you smile wider. Just as the two of you were about to start walking, a small explosion erupted from his hat; it was likely that Dazai made the listening device self destruct.

“DAZAI YOU BASTARDD”

At the Armed Detective Agency, a certain suicidal maniac hid from the wrath of his current partner as he thought about the wrath his old one.

“Hmmm I wonder if Chuuya would finally stop wearing his ugly hats if I blow all of them up...”

as always, reblogs and shares are appreciated! i hope you all stay safe! and just in case nobody told you they loved you today, i love you! you are enough! <3

writing belongs to me! please do not plagiarize! the reblog button is there for a reason

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Storm Bringer Spoilers (2)

I translated another part from the novel to give a bit more insights on Dazai’s scheme this time. This time from the perspective of Adam, the AI inspector. Even though it may sound contradictory to what Dazai told Verlaine before, I personally think that they were not all lies, which is kinda sad and terrifying at the same time. 

Feel free to re-translate it if you want. Just note that I am not 100% confident with my translation and some of the meanings might be lost through bridge-translation. 

[CODE;03] 

....

A rain of bullets flew towards me. I opened the shock-resistant shield from my forearm. This shield is like an umbrella. It is coated by a superalloy that is resistant to heat and shock. It can ward off most small-scale mass attacks. It is a custom-made product that was designed to withstand the high energy of Arahabaki. All the full metal jacket bullet slid through the surface of the shield and landed behind me. Three shots didn’t slide but stopped when touching the surface, peeling off the alloy surface with their kinetic energy. But the damage was minor.

I leapt with my shield still raising. I stepped on the soldiers’ rifles and did a double leap. Upon landing at the wall behind them, I bounced back and hit them from the back. It was a light attack that can break some ribs, I knew it from the sensor. First one down. While I was still above the soldiers, I bent my leg like a sickle and swept the legs of another one, knocking him off the ground. When he fell down, I injected him with a dose of medicine from the needle on my finger. That made two.

However, while I was busy suppressing these two soldiers, the other one had more than enough time to raise their guns. Three of them were aiming at me. My hands were both on the floor and bearing my body weight, I couldn’t raise my shield. I did a high-speed search for a countermeasure. None of them would make it in time. 

I ended up not needing a countermeasure. 

The soldiers spasmed with the sound from an electric shock and dropped their guns. After a few seconds of agony, they lost their strength and collapsed.

I didn’t do anything. 

Behind the soldiers, from the corridor on the other side of the door, I saw the savior who saved my day. That was someone I really didn’t expect.

“How boring.”, that person said as he lowered his Taser gun. “You use electric to knock down people, but all they do is to collapse. Boring.”

“You are... Port Mafia’s...”

Dazai Osamu.

The person who brought Chuuya-sama to the Port Mafia. 

“Nice to meet you, Mr. Inspector. Where is Chuuya?”

The boy of the same age as Chuuya-sama asked me, as he threw off the Taser gun. 

“Chuuya-sama is...”

“Well, based on the time, has he been caught? Or is it about time he was rescued?” Dazai-san walked over the unconscious soldiers and came towards me. “If that’s the case then it’s not fun at all. I couldn’t see Chuuya weeping when he was tortured.”

“Tortured? Chuuya-sama?”

So Chuuya-sama was captured and tortured? It’s possible. But how can this boy know all of that? Why is he here in the first place? If I remember correctly, Dazai-san is the nullification ability user, the trump card against Verlaine. And I am pretty sure we tried to contact him because of that but couldn’t get through at all. So why is he here, right now?

“You will ask me why I came. I will answer, “Because it is a part of the plan.”. You will ask me what the plan is. And I will answer, “Everything. From the beginning to the end, I have this whole Verlaine incident in the palm of my hand. And then you will ask what I mean by that.”

In order to understand what Dazai-san said, I analyzed the information with high priority by my processor. However, Dazai-san’s thinking was even faster than that. I had to give it my best just to catch up with him.

“I will then say, everything literally means everything. All Verlaine’s targets, including the detective and the researcher, were decided based on the information that I gave him. It means his assassination planning procedure is also my procedure. Now you will ask me, “Why did you do such a thing?”” 

That’s it. That’s exactly what I want to know. What Dazai-san said just now strongly suggested that he had joined hands with Verlaine. There is a high possibility that he was the one who pulled the strings behind the death of the detective, and Chuuya-sama’s current serious situation. In another word, betrayal. Depending on his response, it might become another battle here. 

However, Dazai-san’s final answer was far beyond my expectation. 

“To buy time, before Verlaine could get to his final target. His final target is Port Mafia’s Boss, Mori Ougai. Mori san was supposed to be the first in his list, but thanks to me handing him the list, he has been changed to the last one. Thanks to the time I have bought, I am almost done with a plan to reverse-assassinate him. But before that, I have one last thing to finish.”, Dazai-san said with a smile as he reached out his hand and helped me get up. 

Then he stared into the middle of nowhere, and said with the eyes of a wizard who could see through everything, “Chuuya will kill N at this rate. Then he will cease to be human. But I want to see Chuuya suffering as a human. So I’m going to stop him.”

***

The alarm went off as if the disaster that will destroy the world has finally come. The emergency lights went red and the scene of the facility changed completely. It is like we were inside a monster’s stomach. The wireless feeds were released to all the general staff and the warnings were being called repeatedly on all lines.  

Intruders in the Lab area. The internal information staff are to dispose of the prescribed materials and leave the premise immediately. The operation staff are to be ready for action with first-class equipment. This is not a drill. This is not a drill.

I continued my work, while removing the noisy warnings from my hearing options. We pushed the unconscious Shirase-san into the equipment storage room. I closed the door and applied the electric lock.

“I have changed the lock here into the time-varying encryption type. That way, Shirase-san will be safe for a while.”

“Thank you. Next is Chuuya.”, Dazai-san said so then walked away as if he didn’t care about Shirase-san at all.

“Please wait, Dazai-san.”, I called out to him. “About Chuuya-sama, you just said “as a human being”? Do you know if Chuuya-sama is a human or not?”

I somehow had a strange expectation that a person like him would know the truth. I didn’t have any reasons, but I felt that. It’s human’s arrogance to think that intuition and inspiration do not exist for us machines. If it’s something humans can do, then I can do it too. 

“I don’t know.”, Dazai-san said simply. But his eyes slightly narrowed like he was having some deep thoughts. “Both N and Verlained said that Chuuya was not human. But I think there is more than that. Because I have read this notebook, this Rimbaud’s Memoir. To some extents, the incidents this time all started from this memoir.”, Dazai-san said, taking out an old leather-bound notebook from his pocket.

Rimbaud’s Memoir!

I quickly scanned the notebook that Dazai-san had. This might be the real thing. This might be. Rimbaud’s Memoir is a kind of journal that the dead spy Rimbaud kept in secret before his mission. It contains information related to the spy missions during the Great War, so even though there were rumors about it, there was no information that it has ever been found. 

“Just what have you done to get your hand on that?”

“You can try to ask, but I will just tell you lies anyway. Because I am a liar.”

A mysterious smile appeared on Dazai-san’s face. I ran him through my lie detector sensors but there was no responses. His vital signs are almost the same as of a sleeping person. The output data is too normal for such a condition. This is not normal. Just who in the world is this boy?

“We do not really have time to hold a tea party and chat here. We have to find Chuuya first.”, Dazai-san scratched the back of his neck and said with a dim voice. 

“How can we find him?”

“Finding Chuuya is always easy.”, Dazai-san smiled as if he already saw through everything. “We just look in the direction with the loudest noise.” 

....

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #storm bringer #spoilers #bsd spoilers #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #adam frankenstein

[yukikogazingthestars]

Hiii

Can you write Morixreader but she is dazais little sister i want to tell him about her and mori in the middle of the meeting that they had with port mafia(her and dazai ar different mafia) bc elise called y/n mommy or mom

Thank you 💜

Actually, I was really excited and happy when I saw your request. I tried my best for your request. Enjoy ❤️

"Another Tiring Morning!!"

Y/N muttered as soon as she woke up.She just slept for only 3 hours and now her eye bags are really in abyss.

"Oh Dear,you should rest a little more.You look like a walking zombie"

Mori teased as he saw Y/N muttering in front of the mirror.

"Nooooo,we've meeting"

"Of course,I remember that"

"Also My brother'll be there too.I should be there before you!More importantly,what'll people think if someone from other mafia organization have a relationship with you?"

"I don't care.Dear,you can't always hide our relationship,especially from Him. Maybe Dazai kun've already known"

"Don't scare me!!"

Y/N warned and looked her bf who is giggling out of her eye's corner and left the room.

As soon as she entered the meeting room,Dazai greeted with mischievous tone.

"Y/N!! I'm dying to meet you.This onii chan miss you so much"

" Yes Yes ..I know I know..When I'm done with my work.I'll be back ."

Their Conservation was cut off as Mori and other executives joined the meeting. They all discussed about the Safety of Yokohama,the business between Organizations ..etc.

Y/N secretly prayed.She didn't want everyone gossiping about her relationship and also she wanted her brother not to worry about her as they're in different organizations.

"So,that's the end of the meeting"

She signed with a relieve.Another clear cut and she gave full marks to Mori until....

Until Elise bursted into the room and hugged her.

" Mommy... Rintarō kept my crayons on the shelf .I can't reach !!"

Oh la la...Her world was scattered.Her palms and feet were cold and she was just watching the audience who were about to leave .

No one care.They just smiled at her and left.So,she felt a little safe.

Most importantly, she turned her head to her brother and gave a awkward smile.

" So,.Mori san is dating with my sister "

Dazai asked coldly.Mori smirked and hugged y/n from behind.

" as you can see..."

Dazai scratched his head and murmuring so much.Y/N also shivered as she know Dazai and Mori's relationship is really intense and Her brother will definitely scold her for this.

" Onii..San"

"When?..Since when?”

He sighed.There was no way he could stop this mess.

Dazai suddenly made his signature mischievous face so that she felt a little relieved.

" About 4 months ago .Since Y/N is really a sweet and kind girl ,I can't help but fell in love.So,Dazai kun instead of being an inquisitive,why won't you go to your job? "

"You're dating my sister ,Mori San...You shouldn't talk me like that!"

Y/N laughed gently.

"What're you laughing? You don't think I will forgive you for that,don't you?"

"But,Onii San!!!"

"You're scaring My Y/N.We can talk about that later "

Dazai pouted and pointed two fingers toward Mori and You and whispered,"I'm watching you guys"

"By the way,Mori San ...You really need to put her under your wings. She should join Port Mafia too"

"I've already planned about that"

Dazai waved his hand and left the room.

Y/N laughed and hit Mori's shoulder lightly.

"Ahhh,it hurts my Dear.Why did you bully such an old man like me?"

Mori made his signature dramatic move.Y/N hold Elise and looked at him coldly.

"I knew you planned that!!!!"

"I can't keep you as a secret. I wanna announce the whole world that I've you.So,I plotted it."

"You're such an old fox.aren't you"

#mori ougai x reader #bungo stray dogs

[catintheruemorgue]

kouyou x reader

summary: you and kouyou are lesbians with a secret relationship

warnings: slight hint at assault but nothing too graphic, just a shirt gets torn, mentions of sex.

wordcount: 1.5k

yup, lesbian time. i love women and i especially love this woman. 

The sun was just beginning to come up and ever the early worm your lover pulled you over to her arm chair. You took your normal spot kneeling on the floor with your head on Kouyou’s lap. Her fingers went straight to your hair to play with it. It was still early so her hair was down and she was wearing a pink teddy. You always seemed to forget you knew her better than anyone and nobody else would ever have the luxury to see Kouyou’s natural beauty in the morning. 

You fell in love with her when you were just girls. Being young and in the Port Mafia was scary but having each other gave you a sense of normalcy. When the two of you weren’t apart training or on a mission you were inseparable. You two would play house and dress up. Your earliest memory of having more romantic feelings is the times you two would play house. Nobody could be the daddies so you recommended you both be mommies! For the longest time it seemed as though you two could get through anything as long as you had each other. 

Until you both tried to escape. Kouyou had met a man who was going to help her escape but refused to go without you. She was so excited when she found you she tripped and fell. Her knee was scraped and you could see her holding back tears. She always tried to be so strong. You went to the first aid kit you left by your bed and cleaned it. After placing a band aid on the would you placed a kiss onto it.

“Kisses are supposed to make things better, I think.” 

You looked up to see her rubbing the tears out of her eyes and blushing. In a hushed voice she told you about the plan and for once you felt hope blossom in your chest. For the rest of the night you guys talked about plans of the future. You both wanted to go to school and then grow up and get an apartment together. No matter what the plan was though, you two always ended together. 

Then the day you tried to escape with the random man failed. He had died, you had gotten hurt and Kouyou got dragged back into the darkness. To make things worse the Port Mafia leader didn't want you two around each other, believing you would just try to leave again but you had learned your lesson. This led to the two of you sneaking around but things weren’t the exact same. Kouyou was more cynical and not as happy towards others. She would let her guard down around you but you still saw how on edge she was. 

She snuck into your room late at night to just lay with you, something you both regularly did. Her eyes widened when she saw the cut on your lip. Without thinking she gave you a quick peck on the lips but then sat down.

“They make things better right?”

You smiled at the memory even though it was bittersweet. When you were little you used to kiss all the time but you never really thought anything of it. You also cuddled and also bathed together. It's insane nobody ever noticed, speculation didn't come till later. The two of you were just too young to recognize you had feelings for one another and felt everything was all innocent. 

“What are you smiling about, my dear?” You could hear the smile on her face.

“I’m just reminiscing.”

There was no more future that two little girls dreamed for and no more talking about leaving. As you two got older your actions got more intimate but you still felt the need to hide your relationship. Still, there were many times you guys almost slipped up. One of those times was a random night when Kouyou had walked up on some mafioso leaning over you. She could tell you were uncomfortable by the way your eyes were looking everywhere but at him. A second, she just looked away for a second when she heard a rip and yelp. 

You were on the floor, shirt torn with tears in your eyes. Kouyou ran up summoning her ability, Golden Demon. Its sword was at the man's throat faster than the speed of light. She dropped to her knees by you and placed one arm around your shoulders, the other came up to caress your cheek.

“I suggest you leave before I lay you to rest.” She was so eloquent for being eighteen. 

Kouyou cut his neck as a threat and then deactivated her ability. The man went sprinting off and she must’ve seriously put the fear of God into him because he never spoke a word about you two. She put her arm around your shoulder and hid your upper body with the big sleeves of her kimono. When the two of you got back to her room you began to sob while she held you. This was your life now and you were beginning to accept it. Without thinking you kissed her but this time it wasn’t as innocent. It was harsh and full of lust. As the two of you stripped each other of your clothes and made love for the first time you couldn’t help but let a few tears drop. Mourning the loss of a safe and better life. 

You have no clue how you weren’t caught that night as you snuck back into your room wrapped in one of Kouyou’s kimonos. With Mori as the new leader you could be a little more open with it but preferred not to be. You two were teenagers who would make out at night and touch each other. People always saw you together but they only suspected you to be best friends. It made the two of you laugh. Your little secret that you would take to the grave if you had to. You had suspected that Mori knew as he seemed to just know everything, then Dazai but the only one who officially knew was the Port Mafia’s newest addition, Chuuya. Though you also assumed Chuuya had told Dazai and confirmed his beliefs. 

You and Kouyou were now in your twenties and the boss put her in charge of teaching the fifteen year old gravity manipulator. As you guys got older there was less time to be with each other so sometimes you'd sneak into her office so you could be together. At the time you were gazing into her eyes as she caressed your cheek. It was always risky but there was something fun about it. She leaned in to kiss you. It was soft and intimate as she pushed you to sit on her desk. Her tongue swiped along your bottom lip and you opened your mouth. Just as it was getting heated you were interrupted.

“Hey, Ane-san do you- Oh god. Um.” The red-headed fifteen year old was covering his eyes with his hands as he blushed.

You jumped away and moved to the otherside of the table. Kouyou looked the most put together out of everyone but you could see the panic in her eyes. It was gone with the blink of an eye and she let out a giggle, covering her mouth with her hand. It made your heart beat faster as she walked over to you. She put an arm around your waist.

“Y/N, I’m sure Chuuya-kun isn't going to gossip.” 

You could see how uncomfortable he was as he tried to look everywhere but at you guys. This was almost like walking in on your parents having sex. 

“I- I won’t! I’ll just come back later..” Chuuya snuck out of the room. 

You two busted out laughing the minute the door shut and you couldn't help but fall even more in love when her beautiful laugh hit your ears. The feelings were too intense so you grabbed her cheeks and pulled her into another kiss, not caring that someone else could walk in. 

The way she was running her fingers through your hair and the heat from the sun that had started to come up you felt like you were about to fall asleep again.  You knew it was a risk to ask her but the question had been festering in your mind for years.

“Do you ever dream of the light? Of all those plans we had?” You whispered.

Her fingers stopped moving and you thought you pushed the boundaries too far. You prepared yourself to be reprimanded.

“I’ll say this here, in the safety of our room and the warmth of the morning. The only light I need in my life is you and the rays of the sun that come through my window.” Her tone was serious but soft like she wouldn’t dare speak up and ruin the tranquility. 

Your eyes widened and you lifted your head to look at her. Kouyou’s eyes were still looking out the window and for once you felt like you could read her like a book. She was telling the truth. You laid your head on her lap again and continued to watch the sunrise. The yellow, oranges, reds, pinks and purples all danced around in your vision. Happiness, love, femininity and devotion. 

At that moment you realized that no matter where you were, if Kouyou was there, you could make it work. 

You would make it work.

#kouyou x reader #bsd x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader

[bunchofstraydogs]

You asked for it :> So may I request the rest of BSD playing Genshin? 😘🥰

Darling, since I can't write that many characters in one go, I thought I should give you something special. I present... 💫 women 💫

Women of BSD as Genshin Impact players

tw: you're in bsd fandom, you know all the tw there are by now

Kyouka Izumi- Assasin in the streets, babysitter in the... Genshin Impact

Kyouka is that cute, stubborn kid that overfixates on things. Atsushi is things. Look, we all know Kyo-chan is mad intelligent and talented and it shows in her game play. Right off the bat she got the sense of the gameplay of every type of character and decided what works best for her. She knows what type of team she's going for and knows how to manage her materials wisely.

When she plays alone, Kyouka works towards bettering her characters and pushing through the storyline. Her favourite way to play the game is with Atsushi, whether alone or in co-op with others. Playing with Jinko is a huge win-win situation for her - she helps him beat up whatever he needs to take down and complete puzzles, he gives her praises and gratitude. And materials, but seldom does she take them.

Her main job, though, is to protect Atsushi and his world from the otherworldly evil known as the suicidal maniac, Dazai Osamu. She's fairly successful.

Main Team: MC, Klee, Keqing, Rosaria

Sub Team: MC, Qiqi, Fischl, Hu Tao

Mains MC, both for her flexibility with elements and because she likes being the little sister to Atsushi's male MC.

Yosano Akiko- retired nurse, now a terrorist

Did you really think she'd stay a healer without having the sadistic satisfaction of hurting people in grotesque ways? Nay. She doesn't have a single healer on team. She either has a teammate who's a healer like Haruno, or she wastes abundance of food until she can teleport to a statue of the seven.

Her game play is on crack, basically. She has several energy spurs, sometimes several times a day, where she rages through the game, before losing interest and going shopping. It's very possible with her that days can pass before she feels like playing again. Then she binges the game for hours and repeat.

When i say she acts like on crack i mean it. She has rage in her veins instead of blood. She tanks her characters and goes out looking for fights with worst possible opponents. Hell, she'll under equip her party just to see how many mofos can she take down in weak state. Spoilers, a fair few. She does die quite a bit, and is almost always out of food, but she's just as stubborn as she's crazy. Those two thing correlate probably. Which is why she made Azdaha her bitch. Her party consists either of strong, hot milfs women like herself, or twinks. You won't see someone like Childe disrespecting her vibe.

Main Team: Beido, Venti, Hu Tao, Rozaria

Sub Team: Lisa, Yanfei, Ningguang, Xingqiu

Beido and Lisa main. Bad bitches only.

Naomi Tanizaki- the fangirl player

She basically collects the cutest characters possible.. That's how she chooses her characters, based on cuteness. She went for the hot ones first to pull her brother but she got jealous and changed her tactic. You know she's spending her money on character skins and certain banners. She's insanely lucky tho?? She got Qiqi on the standard banner as her first 5*, pulled Klee on her banner in little over four 10 pulles and got Diona eventually anyway. Baraba and Xiangling were free and she mained Xiangling untill Klee rolled in. She spent some money on Venti and was already in pity when Ganyu came around. She's fully ready to whale for Kokomi though.

Now i know i said she's incredibly lucky, right? Yeahh that luck has to turn against something to keep the balance and well... she's still crying over Chongyun.

She usually co-ops with her brother, it's a daily ritual. Loves co oping with everyone though, mostly Haruno, Atsushi and Kyouka. She made online friends as well. Actually, there is one person she co ops with almost as much as she does with her brother. IchiGawa is her Genshin bestie and they talk about their crushes and infatuations besides the game itself. Her friend is the only secret she keeps from her brother.

Main Team: Klee, Diona, Venti, Barbara

Sub Team: Razor, Xiangling, Xingqiu, Qiqi

A Klee main.

Haruno Kirako- the healer

Literal angel. You need her, i need her, ADA needs her, the president needs her, just... yes. Her whole team consists of support- healers and crowd control characters. She was a f2p at first, but realised she earns her own money and can spend it however she wishes and she chose the monthly cards.

She's a necessity, point blank. She can get intimidated by new foe at first, but when backed up by her friends, she becomes determined and flexible. Pays good attention to her teammates, most importantly, their health bars, and acts accordingly.

The only reason most of them made it as far as they have, being as reckless as they are.

Main Team: Albedo, Barbara, Jean, Venti

Sub Team: Qiqi, Noel, Jean, Xinyan

Mains Albedo and Barbara

Fan fact: She's very fascinated infatuated with Albedo!! He's even her home screen and has posters and key chain of him.

Gin Akutagawa- that cottagecore assassin

You may be wondering what that could even mean. Let me tell you, she brought Animal Crossing to Genshin Impact. Sure she takes care of her characters and they're pretty powerful, but she kicks ass in real life as well. The game is her little getaway, especially since Serenity pot has been introduced. She's been making away her home for her and her brother characters. You can see her chop wood, collect materials, taking pictures with her friends and her brother, sometimes of pretty scenery and cute moments. A very wholesome player.

She's the type to help her friends explore their world and help them find oculi, open chests, shrines, collect flowers, mine... She's very patient, but if she sees her co-op teammates struggle with something, she'll jump in to help do it herself untill told to back off. In which case she will listen and silently give her support, usually with the cheering stickers in the chat.

She's f2p! Sure, she could get the monthly card at least, as Ryunosuke told her, but she really wants to enjoy the game on her own terms and have what she does through her own effort and hard work. It just feels satisfying to her and more personal.

Main Team: Jean, Ayaka, Diluc, Barbara

Sub Team: Doesn't have one! She just changes characters if certain elements are needed.

Jean main!! She admirers the relationship her and Barbara have. While she's the younger of the two, she's taken the mantle of the older sibling, in a way, and is looking after her reckless as heck brother and cares for him like Jean does for Barbara. Jean is also a wonderful person in her eyes and Gin harbours great respect for the blonde.

Higuchi Ichiyo- IchiGawa 🤡

I love Higuchi so much, but my girl is a mess and a half. Help her, please. No, really, she needs help. She's been over compensating for not being dramatic and eye catching in the battlefield, and has now found a new way to prove herself to her Akutagawa-san. Problem is, as soon as she sees a potentially powerful character, she has to get them and boost them to the havens... yeahh, good thing you can't do loans in the game, otherwise she'd have sharks on her ass for having a bill as dramatic and eye catching as Tsunade's from Naruto. Our girl out there turning heads for wrong reasons. She's definitely spent her pay checks on the game "oh no no, i just buy the monthly subscription, ehe" ehe my ass, you bankrupt bitch. Baal is coming and she's looking to sell a kidney. No, it's not her own and no, it doesn't have anything to do with the game. It's a mission, for God's sake.

But hey, the game is a good investment for her! She even made a friend, one that totally understands her how she feels!! They're very alike as well, ready to do anything for the person they love. The two talk about love a lot and have bonded over it. Higuchi is actually a jealous and a protective type of person, so she hides her friend from Gin and Tachihara like snake hides it's legs. If only they knew 🤡. But it's better this way as they both have a certain sense of normalcy and familiarity they were missing in their daily lives. (Higuchi and Naomi meeting scenario when?)

Main Team: Xiao, Fischl, Xingqiu, Diluc

Sub Team: Baal (soon?), Venti, Ganyu, Zhongli

She mains Xiao because he reminds her of Akutagawa-san and yes, she uses characters from her sub team when playing with others.

Fan Fact: when she was asked why her username is IchiGawa, she said she's like a river 🤡 No, it does absolutely not stand for Ichiyo Akutagawa.

Ozaki Kouyo- the husbando and loli collector

Don't get the wrong idea when i said loli collector. She just needs to adopt them and look after them. She also enjoys watching her precious babies kick ass like her Kyouka. But that's a two way sword, because she gets angry when they die. Savage.

And yeahh, the real reason she's playing the game... Mr Zhongli. She switches often between eng and jpn audios because she can't decide which sounds sexier. Also, Mr Diluc? Yes, she would like to be served one sex on the beach please and thank you! Ah, Mr Kaeya, a perfect window of opportunity, yes.

She has a huge spot for the teenager group as well. Razor, Bennett, Fishl, Xiangling, Xingqiu and Chongyun are also her kids. She just finds them very precious (don't we all?).

Main Team: Zhongli, Kaeya, Bennett, Diluc

Sub Team: Diona, Klee, Qiqi, Sayu

A Zhongli and Diluc main.

Bonus:

Elise- the evil lackadaisical player

Mori found out about the game from Higuchi and Tachihara and introduced it to Elise, telling her she should make a team of sweet little girls like herself and have fun going on adventures around Teyvat. In response, Elise made a team that, not only does it not have a single child in it, but is using it to gaslight and bully Rintarou.

"Why aren't you smart and inventive like Albedo?"

"Why aren't you as passionate and persistent as Sucrose?"

"Look how capable, loved and admired Ningguang is. You could never."

"I wish i had someone as strong, caring, handsome and rich like Childe looking after me. He would treat me like a real princess. "

Mori has been crying rivers ever since.

Thing is, Elise isn't even that interest in the story. Actually, she couldn't care less. Some characters are interesting to her and she likes the graphics, but other than that, she's mostly playing the game to torture the greasy doctor (as she should).

Main Team: Albedo, Sucrose, Ningguang, Childe

Sub Team: doesn't have one

Doesn't have a main either, she plays whoever she feels like playing.

I wanted to add Lucy too, but my mind wasn't cooperating ;-; Sorry about that. I do hope you liked this, Eli 💛

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #kyoka izumi #haruno kirako #higuchi ichiyo #ozaki kouyou #bsd elise #tanizaki naomi

[sweet-cynical-writer]

Dazai, Chuuya and Fyodor destroyed something of their clothes (coat, hat..) and their s/o trys to repair it in secret to suprise the boys. She did a very good job but she hurt herself while doing that (cut her self, stich herself with a needle..)?

Hello Anon~ so sorry this took me a few days;; Thank you for being patient with me! (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

S/O injures herself while repairing precious clothing items.

You noticed Fyodor's favored hat got torn up in the last encounter he had with enemies so you took the time to repair it while he rested. You were very skilled in the arts of sewing so this was a breeze. "Just a few stitches here.. and it should be good as new."

Every now and then you would nervously glance over at your lover to make sure he remained asleep. It was hard to get him to take a nap when he needed it most. But to your surprise, he was out cold with his chest slowly rising and falling.

It was a pleasant sight to see him look so calm in his slumber. Then you turned your attention back to your work at hand. When he awoke later on, he took your hands in his suddenly and you looked at him stunned. Did you do something wrong?

"Your hands.. you fixed my ushanka but failed to be careful didn't you?" He examined your fingers and they had small spots of dried up blood where you didn't notice until then was from your sewing. He fetched you bandaids and disinfected them for you. His lips brushed lightly against each finger. "Take better care of yourself will you, darling?"

"That shitty Dazai ruined my only hat!" You heard Chuuya storm inside the house as he tossed the torn up hat. It was in shambles. The ginger would go off to the kitchen and begin pouring himself a glass of wine to simmer down. That's when you picked up the hat and looked over at Chuuya to make sure he wasn't looking.

He was far too busy gulping down his glass. So you went off to the sewing room he had set up for you when he learned you loved to sew. It took some time, but you didn't give up on rejuvenating the look of Chuuya's hat.

You winced uncomfortably every now and then feeling the needle prick you or it would cut through with such force you were bleeding badly. Simply dabbing it with a wet cloth did the trick and you went back to sewing. He was estatic that day when he saw his hat sitting on the table looking fresh as the day he had first received it from Mori-san.

"Honey did you do this?" He smiled and would wrap you in a hug. When he set you down and held your hands is when he saw the cuts from the needle. You also let out a squeak of discomfort. Your fingers ached from working non-stop. "Princess why didn't you take care of these wounds? You're so cute and careless.." Chuuya would clean your hands up and kiss every inch of your hands.

He casually falls asleep without his ripped up beige coat on purpose. It was left draped over the sofa he fell asleep on nonetheless. You tiptoed over to snatch the damaged coat to your workshop. This would be a bit of a challenge since it had so many wears and tears to it.

But you pulled up your sleeves and didn't stop sewing until it was all done! You carefully looked over your work to make sure it was flawless before going to sneak it back where you found it. You made sure to disinfect your cuts and covered them in bandaids. You appeared like a child that ran with scissors and got badly cut up.

Dazai woke up, yawning and stretching. "Ah what a good nap~ Oh! My coat! It's like sleeping repaired it brand new!" You rolled your eyes trying to get him to give up the fake act. He already knew it was you that fixed his coat. But knowing Dazai he loved to tease you about it.

"I fixed it you dummy!! Where's my kiss of gratitude hmm?" He would try his coat on and was striking poses for you, wanting compliments of how dashing he was in his coat. "Yes, yes you look very handsome, Dazai—" And that's when he gave you a soft kiss on the lips then held your hands in front of your face to see. "My poor sweetheart! Don't work your dainty little fingers too harshly for me~ I want to use those hands for other things too~"

#bungou stray dogs #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs dazai #osamu dazai #bungou stray dogs chuuya #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #dostoevsky fyodor #bungou stray dogs fyodor #fyodor dostoevsky #bsd fyodor #bsd headcanons #sewing!s/o #zai writes

[the-port-marfiar]

An Important Mission

I can’t make titles wbk

ADA Dazai x PM Reader

|Meeting your Boyfriend on a mission|

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Mori knew damn well what he was doing, and oh boy. 

(Y/n) was sent to give some sort of threat to Fukuzawa, from Mori. Now she didn’t know why he held such grudges, but she just grumbled and took the file, accepting the mission. 

This was supposed to be her free day. But of course Mori had to ruin things. She stood in front of the tall building and gulped, she had never been a fan of attention, and if she walked into the office, it was sure to catch a few eyes. 

She sighed sadly, walking into the building and offering the waitress a small smile, “I’m here for the Agency.”

She pointed to the elevator, “It’s on the second floor, last door to the right of the Hallway.” 

(Y/n) nodded and clutched the package as she stepped into the elevator. 

Ding!

She stepped outside, locating the door to the office before taking a deep breath and knocking on the wood. 

Shuffling noises could be heard from the inside before the door opened, a tall blonde man, which (Y/n) recognised as Kunikida Doppo, stood infront of her with perfect posture. Her back hurt just looking at him. 

And that’s on having bad posture.

He frowned, “I don’t think the Agency had any clients today?” 

(Y/n) chuckled nervously, “Well, I didn’t schedule this-” 

Kunikida raised a brow, before-

“Belladonna! You didn’t tell me you were coming here-!” Dazai stumbled from the inside, bumping into Kunikida, who scowled angrily, “Stop that, you bandage-wasting-device!” 

(Y/n) snorted from behind Kunikida, “Excuse him, he’s like this-” 

Dazai managed to escape Kunikida’s grasp, falling into her arms, “I missed you!” 

“Dazai! Stop harassing the poor lady!” By now the whole Agency was looking at them from inside, which was what (Y/n) wanted to avoid. 

Sh wrapped her arms around Dazai’s torso nervously, “It’s alright, Mr.Kunikida-san, uhm, Mori wanted me to give the president this..?” She handed the file and bowed, Dazai attatched to her and all, and tried to leave, escaping the prying eyes that stared her down with curiosity.

When they were out of earshot, (Y/n) sighed and tried to pry Dazai off, “You know we’re supposed to keep this relationship a secret!” 

Dazai whined and gripped her hand instead, walking in the direction of their shared apartment, “But why would anyone target us?” 

“What if they do?” 

His face turned dark, a sinister smile dancing on his lips, “Their bodies won’t ever be found.” 

“Okay, you Suicidal Maniac, let’s go home now- wait, don’t you have work?!” (Y/n) looked at him incredulously, remembering how he just walked out of the office. 

Dazai shrugged, “Today was my day off, I just came to the office just for fun, but offering my belladonna my love is way more important~” 

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#dazai #osamu #osamudazai #dazaiosamu #fluff #awe #dazai x reader

[atsushisupremacy]

Do you still love me?

warning: light angst, swearing (rated r adult words), bad writing (i’m sorry)

summary: Dazai tells you about his past as an executive after the ada and pm meeting. (reader gender not specified)

word count: 851

You didn’t know much about Dazai. He only let you know what he wanted you to and you knew this. You never confronted him however because you knew he had his reasons. Instead, you let him in as much as you could. You let him see as much of you as possible so he would know you cared about him and he could talk to you if he needed to. Of course, that didn’t mean he opened up to you immediately. He still kept parts of himself locked away.

Until one day. You didn’t have an ability or work at the agency so you were the last one to find out about Dazai’s past as a mafioso. It was after the agency met with the Port Mafia that Dazai sat you down on the couch to talk about it.

“Belladonna, I need to tell you something.” You could already rarely read his emotions but now you could tell something was off. His eyes looked empty no longer carry that bit of light they usually held.

“What is it, babe? Did something happen?” Dazai sighed.

“You know I was dreading work more than usual today.” Dazai paused before continuing. “It’s because I had to set up and attend a meeting between the agency and the mafia.”

“Why did you have to? Shouldn’t it have been Kunikida-san? He’s the second in command there isn’t he?” You asked. Dazai nodded.

“He is. I did it because I used to be with the Port Mafia.” He paused again. “I was an executive. ‘The demon prodigy’ as they called me.”

“Why are you telling me this now?” You asked. After all the time he had to tell you before why did he choose now?

“Because the agency had to find out and it’s only fair I let you know as well. This isn’t exactly how I had wanted to tell you but I guess it’s better now than later.” Dazai waited for a response from you. When he realized you weren’t going to he spoke again. “I understand if you don’t wanna be with me anymore.” You immediately shook your head.

“Not at all. Why would I leave you for something like that? If you didn’t even tell the agency then you must have had a good reason to keep your past a secret.” Dazai looked surprised for a second as though he had fully expected to be dumped just now. “Osamu we all have our secrets. Even I haven’t told you everything about myself.”

“You’re sure? You don’t even know what I did back then.” You simply smiled a soft sympathetic smile. 

“I don’t need to know. Whoever you were then isn’t the same person you are now. If you want to tell me about it you can but I won’t push you to tell me.” 

Against his better judgment, Dazai did tell you. Simply saying “It’s only fair.” before telling you everything. From how he met Mori to the day he left. He omitted certain gruesome details and the full reason he left the mafia. He’d tell you about the friend he lost one day but now wasn’t the time.

“So,” He paused, “What do you think? Are you still sure you wanna be with me?” This time when he asked the question you had a look of shock on your face.

“Osamu why wouldn’t I? You did terrible things but you’re not the only one to blame. That bastard manipulated you. You were a child who needed help and he decided to use you as a witness. You fucked up and did things you definitely need to attempt to mend but you’re also a victim. That son of a bitch deserves to burn in hell.” From your standpoint, Mori had caused most of the bad events in Dazai’s life and many others. He deserved the worst punishment possible in your eyes.

“Don’t get so worked up over it y/n-kun. It was so long ago. None of it matters anymore.” Your eyes narrowed.

“Like hell, it doesn’t matter. I’ll stop being angry over it when he’s six-foot under and burning in the worst level of hell.” Dazai chuckled lightly. 

“You’re so cute when you’re mad belladonna.”

“Then I must be fucking adorable right now. Don’t change the subject we’re talking about you okay. Now listen to me.” You cupped his face with your hands. “You were young and had the worst influence possible. You were bad then cause you were trained and used. The fact that you acknowledge your bad past and actively try to be good makes you a good person in my book. I love you and that won’t change.” Dazai looked shocked.

“Even knowing what I used to be?”

“Osamu I love you so much. Not in spite of your past nor because of your past but for you.” That was what broke the wall he had built before getting home. Coffee brown eyes glazed over as he pulled you into his lap for a hug. They never fell instead just sitting there to blur his vision.

“Thank you belladonna.”

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[straycat-writes]

Look in the Mirror (Osamu Dazai)

Summary: Just an ordinary day, slice of life kind of thing. Reader is sly and manipulative, Dazai doesn’t seem to mind. No plot of any kind to be seen for miles, sorry about that xD

“You’re late. Again.”

“Am I?” You smile sheepishly at Kunikida and make a big show of looking at your watch, “Aw, damn, I was so sure I’d make it today.”

Kunikida rolls his eyes. Both of you know you never had any intention of being on time, but at this point, he has just stopped questioning you. He hands you the files you’re supposed to work on, ones you should have completed yesterday, and leaves as you stroll over to your desk with them.

“Good morning, (y/n)-san!” Atsushi chirps as he sees you.

“Oh, hey, Atsushi.” You smile at him, “What are you up to?”

“Nothing, really. I was just about to go ask Kyouka if she wants to go for some crepes, since I’m done with my reports for now.”

“What? Already? You’re fast, Atsushi!” You say, sounding impressed, “Damn, I wish I was that efficient.

Atsushi blushes a little and scratches the back of his head, “Heh, it was nothing, really, just a few reports.”

“Yes, but that’s tedious work.” You whine and look at all the files sprawled on your desk, “I don’t even know where to begin with all of these…”

His gaze shifts to the papers in your hands, “Those are case reports, right? That looks easy enough, I can do those for you, if you want.”

Your face lights up, “Really!? That would be great, thanks, Atsushi-kun!”

He beams, “No problem, glad I could help!”

You sigh in relief as he leaves with all the files stacked up in his arms. With nothing else to do now, you settle yourself on the couch with your laptop.

“It’s ridiculously easy, isn’t it?”

You hear his voice before you see him, and smile to yourself as you turn around to face him. Dazai has a habit of sneaking up on people, but you don’t seem to mind all that much, since it doesn’t startle you anymore.

“I know.” You chuckle, “Sometimes, I even feel a little bad doing that to him.”

Dazai laughs as he settles himself down beside you, “No, you don’t, belladonna.”

“It was worth a try.” You shrug, “You know those reports are beyond boring, and Kunikida would kill me if I delay them any longer!”

He looks amused at that but doesn’t say anything, instead reaching for your hand and lacing his fingers with yours. His hands are cold, like always, and you grip it tighter, trying to get some warmth back into him. He leans on your shoulder and stifles a yawn.

You frown sympathetically and look at his tired face and eyes desperately trying to stay open. You wish he’d take better care of himself, but you know that’s easier said than done.

“Couldn’t sleep last night?”

“Not really.”

He doesn’t clarify any further, and he doesn’t need to. You know the nightmares must have been getting bad again. You never ask him about those, since there’s nothing you can really do to make it better, and also because the only way you know how to deal wit heavy emotions, be they yours or anyone else’s, is by locking them up in a drawer and throwing away the key. It’s not very healthy, you admit, but it works.

“It’s already noon.” You observe after a while of silence, “Do you want to go get lunch?”

He doesn’t answer for a few seconds and you think he might actually be asleep. But then he hums lightly and sits up straight, the cheerful grin back on his face, “Yeah, sure. Let’s go, I’m starving.”

Hands laced with each other’s, the two of you walked back leisurely towards the agency. You had got distracted after lunch and it was nearly evening now, so you made many stops along the way since neither him nor you were particularly eager to go and face Kunikida’s wrath.

“Do you think he’ll scream at me a little less if I get him a new pen or something?” Dazai mused out loud.

You gasp in mock surprise, “You’d try to bribe Kunikida of all people? He’ll kill you.”

“Wouldn’t that be nice?” He shrugs nonchalantly.

Even though you know it’s a joke, you can’t help but frown at that. You’ve never been too fond of his gallows humour. You’re just about to say something to that when you hear a shuffling noise behind you from an alley.

Rolling your eyes, you inconspicuously let go of Dazai’s hand and fall behind slightly. He turns to look at you once, but then smirks to himself and doesn’t question it any further as he keeps walking.

As soon as there’s some distance between you and Dazai, the shuffling behind you turns to rushing footsteps and you feel a hand grab your shoulder. On instinct, you grip the assailant’s wrist with your other hand, turning around and twisting their arm behind their back, pinning them to the nearest wall. It all happens so fast, the person barely has time to let out a surprised yelp before their face is digging into the wall.

You’re pretty sure the man that is struggling in your grip right now is not from the Port Mafia. Mori would never be stupid enough to send someone after you or Dazai, let alone a lowly goon like this one. But you both have plenty of other enemies.

Pressing the whimpering man further into the wall, you lean in close to his ear from behind, your voice low and icy, “Tell whoever sent you that if they want to touch either me or him, they’ll have to do much better than that.”

He nods quickly, and as soon as you loosen your grip, he turns tail and runs faster than he came. You sigh tiredly as you lightly rub your shoulder. It was going to bruise.

You catch up to Dazai and match your pace with his once more. He nods backwards with his head, “The usual?”

You nod and roll your eyes, “And it was the third time this month. I am so fed up of this.”

“Who was it this time?”

“No one important.” You shrug. Not Mori was the implicit connotation, and if his relieved sigh was anything to go by, he understood too.

“Did you seriously just leave after giving all of your work to Atsushi!?” Kunikida asks exasperatedly.

You give him a sheepish smile, “…Maybe?”

“I can’t believe you.” He says, pinching the bridge of his nose, even though he absolutely can believe it because this isn’t the first time you’ve done something like this, “When will you – “

“Ooh, Kunikida-kun, is that a new tie you’re wearing?” You interrupt, eyes excitedly scanning said garment.

He blinks once before involuntarily looking at it, “Yes, it is, but what – “

“This one suits you so much better than the last one.” You say, nodding to yourself.

“It does?” He looks unsure, “Yosano said the same thing, but I was hesitant at first…”

“She was right, it definitely looks better. She’s the only one here with any sort of fashion sense any way.” You mutter the last part under your breath, Yosano, sitting right some distance away, hears it any way and laughs to herself.

As Kunikida walks away satisfied in his fashion choices, you turn around and bump into Ranpo, “Oh, hey, Ranpo.”

Ranpo looks at Kunikida’s receding form and smirks, “He’s not stupid, you know. How does he not see through your tricks by now?”

You laugh, “It’s good for me. I wouldn’t have survived another lecture.”

Within the agency, Ranpo was the only one other than Dazai who could see through most of your behavior. You respect and appreciate him for his intellectual ability, it keeps things interesting.

He smiles mischievously at you, “A trip to the ice cream parlor tomoroow, and I’ll keep your secret.”

“Deal.”

You shake your head as Ranpo walks away with a self-satisfied smirk on his face. Well, there’s no getting out of that.

With the work day mostly over, you can go home now. But you know you won’t be at peace there either, because there’s something looming in the distance that neither Dazai nor anyone else wants to talk about. You don’t really blame them either, it’s no use worrying about it prematurely after all, before he has even made a move.

But for now, you’ll just stumble back home and drag Dazai with you, because you know he’s thinking the exact same thing and you would rather he doesn’t because god knows his thoughts are already dark enough, but what can you do.

Dazai’s arms snake around your waist from behind as he rests his chin on your shoulder. You sigh.

“Let’s go home, babe.”

#osamu dazai #dazai x reader #scenario #sly reader #manipulation #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #imagines #oneshot #bsd

[dazaaaai]

BSD as SpongeBob episodes

(in no particular order except first episode is First)

“Help Wanted”: Dazai sends Atsushi on an impossible fool’s errand so he can work at the Agency, and is shocked when Atsushi manages to do it

“Texas”: Lucy misses Canada pretty badly and Atsushi keeps trying to convince her to stay

Dazai: Can we say people from Canada are stupid? Lucy: NO! You CAN’T!

“Pizza Delivery”: Atsushi does a fantastic job of solving a certain case, but the client still gets mad. Kunikida smacks them for making Atsushi cry

“Ripped Pants”: Atsushi making jokes to get Kyouka to laugh

“Plankton!”: Mori tries convincing Atsushi to work for them with a golden spatula, but it doesn’t work, so he takes over his mind instead

“Jellyfish Jam”: Dazai brings home a wild tiger to live with him and ends up totally trashing the Agency

“F.U.N.”: Atsushi singing the Fun Song to Akutagawa

“The Chaperone”: Dazai tasks Atsushi with taking Kyouka to a dance

“Employee of the Month”: Kunikida and Dazai fighting over the award

“Valentine’s Day”: Dazai getting wildly offended because it seems that Atsushi hasn’t given him a Valentine’s Day present, especially because he’s already given one to everyone else in the Agency

Dazai: I thought we were best friends!

Dazai: I defy you, heart-man!

“The Paper”: Atsushi, used to making fun for himself as an orphan, has a wonderful time with Dazai playing with a piece of paper that Kunikida is just. beyond confused about

“Squid’s Day Off”: Kunikida takes a day off, and all he can think about is how Dazai won’t burn down the Armed Detective Agency.

Dazai: I’m gonna burn down the Armed Detective Agency!

Dazai: Kunikida-kun, are you finished with your errands?

“Something Smells”: Atsushi’s breath smells a little too much like bad chazuke, but Dazai convinces Atsushi he’s caught the Ugly instead

“Suds”: Atsushi catches a cold. Dazai convinces him not to see Yosano.

Dazai: She makes you read old magazines!

“Jellyfishing”: Atsushi and Dazai beg Kunikida to play with them.

“Bubble Buddy”: Atsushi makes up an imaginary friend when nobody has time to spend with him. Due to ability shenanigans, it comes to life.

“Dying for Pie:” Atsushi has a day left to live, so Kunikida goes out of his way to make it his best day ever.

Dazai: The boy cries you a sweater of tears... And ya kill him.

Kunikida: You were SUPPOSED! To EXPLODE! Atsushi: Um, okay, I'll try. KYOUKA-CHAN!!! YOU ARE GOING TO EAT YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!!!

“Dying for Pie:” Alternatively, Dazai has a day left to live.

Dazai: Show my best friend Kunikida to everyone in town, check! Kunikida: Greeaat! What's next on the list?

Dazai: Show my best friend Kunikida to everyone in town while wearing a salmon suit!

Kunikida: You're going to be wearing a salmon suit?

Dazai: Hahaha! That's funny, Kunikida-kun!

“Imitation Krabs”: Port Mafia shenanigans manage to manifest a Kunikida lookalike and Atsushi must determine who his real boss is.

Atsushi: I thought you wanted to ask me a question. Kunikida: Yes. Why aren't you working harder? Atsushi: I don't know, Kunikida-san. I don't know...

“Life of Crime”: Dazai and Atsushi are convinced they’re going to jail.

Dazai and Atsushi: We stole a balloon!!

Dazai: Did you eat my chocolate bar?  Atsushi: You just ate it, Dazai-san. It's all over your face. Dazai: You stole it...

“Frankendoodle”: An evil copy of Atsushi is created.

Atsushi: There he is. Dazai: He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big multicolor eyes, that skinny body, those two suspenders, and that stupid tie! Atsushi: Ahem. Dazai: Oh... But it looks good on you, Atsushi-kun!

Atsushi: You okay, Dazai-san? Dazai: Finland! 

“Welcome to the Chum Bucket”: Dazai loses Atsushi in a poker game against the Mafia, and Atsushi is forced to work there now.

“Sailor Mouth”: Dazai and Atsushi learn a curse word and repeat it at the Agency the next day. Kunikida explains why they can't say that word. When Atsushi says it again accidentally, Dazai ruNS to tell on him, only for it to end in all three of them cussing wildly.

“Squid on Strike”: The Agency members all go on strike.

“Club SpongeBob:” Kunikida gets stuck in Dazai and Atsushi’s club.

Dazai and Atsushi: Welcome to our club! Welcome to our club! WELCOMEKUNIKIDAWELCOMEKUNIKIDAWELCOMEKUNIKIDA

“Graveyard Shift”: Kunikida and Dazai are stuck working the Agency late at night, and wait in fear of the Hash Slinging Slasher.

Kunikida: No matter what I’ve said, I’ve always sorta liked you. Dazai: Kunikida, I used your Ideal to unclog my toilet!

“Secret Box”:  Atsushi really wants to see inside of Dazai's secret box.

Dazai: Good thing he didn't pull the secret string, opening the secret compartment of my secret box... Revealing one embarrassing snapshot of Atsushi-kun at Kyouka-chan's welcome party!

“Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V”: Fukuzawa and Ranpo as the titular characters. Ranpo is tired of being seen as the baby between them.

Ranpo: [points to the Mafia] I’m crossing over to the dark side! Fukuzawa: [looks at Port Mafia buildings, which aren’t lit] Chief Taneda: Why should we waste money lighting the whole city!

Special thanks to @bandaged-chessmaster and @passiverat, these are ideas from a conversation had with them two years ago <3

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