While most Helldivers 2 players are busy... https://www.xtremeservers.com/blog/why-helldivers-2-players-are-convinced-the-illuminate-are-coming/?feed_id=130204&_unique_id=65f8582cb9b61&Why%20Helldivers%202%20Players%20Are%20Convinced%20the%20Illuminate%20Are%20Coming
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Desi Romance in sexy girl
Brunette milf pornstar threesome public fuck
Christie Wett Quickie at the hotel
cholita tirando para no ser despedida socos
Sissy rebecca becomes a sissy slave for rent
sexy petite white sissy Kylee Princess gets bent over and dominated by black daddy while he eats her pussy
Homemade big ass girlfriend pawg
ESPERANZA GOMEZ AND SHARON LIVE SHOW ON CHATURBATE PART4
ENEMA DOUBLE DILDO ANAL
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Donnie roped his future self into helping him do stuff :]
This is a rough mini comic I made a coupled days ago after seeing Splinter react to the future gang in one of @somerandomdudelmao’s more recent Cass Apocalyptic Series updates. I feel like Splinter would’ve instantly written off and forgotten about the whole thing, and that he’d naturally assume all the future turtles were somehow p!Donnie’s doing (just like most of the future shenanigans were instantly blamed on Uncle Tello).
Also you can’t tell me Donnie wouldn’t take every opportunity to snatch info from the uncle quartet.
Bonus: Donnie sulking (+ doodle)
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I think Jason is someone who hasn’t really thought of himself as a child since he was like 10 and this has been (canonically!) reinforced by adults in his life but at the same time he is emotionally stunted due to trauma + depending on which timeline you’re talking about losing actual years between the ages of 15-18 to catatonia, and thus in his early 20s he is rapidly approaching this phase of life:
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Updated Emergency Cleaning List!
As thanks for the warm (and, at times, hilarious) welcome back, here's an updated, significantly less wordy version of my Emergency Cleaning list. The original will be a decade old in a few months, if you can believe it!
You may need to modify or adjust the steps on this list based on your own situation — it's meant as a general guideline for those who need a little help pushing past the "Where the hell am I supposed to start?" feeling. This is also not meant to be a comprehensive "How to clean your house properly and maintain it forever" guide. It's for those moments when you have to quickly half-ass it because someone is going to be in your space soon and it's a disaster. If you can close some doors and cut some steps from the list, even better. Definitely do that.
(This is one of many checklists and downloadables available on my Patreon, if you're into that sort of thing.)
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Prompt 188
Pariah stares down his muzzle at the scrap of a ghostling hissing up at him, still waking up from an eternity of sleep. Something he honestly hadn’t expected to awaken from any time soon, even if it had been several thousands of years.
But that was not important at the moment. No, what was concerning him was the fact that there was a ghostling, practically a fetus really, with itty bitty fangs bared and tiny wings puffed up in an obvious attempt to make themself look bigger.
Not to mention the fact another ghostling tried to attack him from behind the moment he leaned down to get a better look. Which meant moving very carefully to not accidentally crush said ghostling while dislodging them from the spikes across his spine.
Ugh, he’d just woken up, why was there a pair of ghostlings in front of his prison? Where was whoever had decided to free him? …
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Please don’t tell him that the sarcophagus was opened by a pair of ghostlings that shouldn’t even be out of their caretaker’s nest yet. Alright. How did they even get- Why is his Keep in this location? Where is, ah, there Fright Knight is.
Please do tell him you at least know what’s going on, because while feeling quite better than before his mandated nap, he’s also not up for active conquering or anything close at the moment. Actually he still feels exhausted and- would you stop trying to bite him tiny ghostlings-
Oh Realms, why are there two hatchlings this sick?! One had one of the worst infections he’s ever seen, and he became an adult in the middle of the Zone’s warring days! The other- dear Flame, what is he even looking at?! Why are their cores like that?! What in the Realms’ Name has happened while he was imprisoned that there are ghostlings with cores looking like that?
No no no, he has eternity to continue conquering if he wishes to attempt that again, but he has to fix this immediately. If there is something wrong with the Nesting sites where ghostlings arrive and form to the realms then there is something very wrong.
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Why is there a literal tear in the Zone?! Ow, stop trying to bite him you tiny ghostlings, he’s not setting either of you down until he can figure out how to deal with this and get you medical care! Fright Knight, you’re in charge of investigating this portal-tear, he’s going to see what the fuck has happened.
Heroes and civilians alike are very concerned about the multitude of literal dragons suddenly going all across the midwest and would really like answers now. Perhaps also answers as to why several government buildings have been (seemingly accidentally… maybe) wrecked? Maybe? Please?
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jc can't escape his fate of becoming a milf
“Sorry Jin Ling, he’s OUR uncle now”
He is irresistible to all, the platonic Mumcle energy is too strong even apart from him being a MILF
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Imagine baking something and you’re left fending off your f/o with a spoon because they keep trying to eat the batter- NO NO NO NO DON’T YOU EVEN TRY TO STICK YOUR FINGERS IN THIS, KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM THE BOWL.
NO YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY UGH, THAT’S IT OUT OF THE KITCHEN, OUT OF THE KITCHEN, DON’T GIVE ME YOUR SAD PUPPY EYES.
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