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#Fucking God
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There's something so funny about the fn*f creator (Scott) being an openly unapologetic pro life, republican, Trump supporter while still having big YouTubers play his games AND having a movie being made, meanwhile JKR is critical (not even doesn't support) of one thing and nobody can even talk about Harry Potter anymore. She wasn't even in the fucking anniversary special of her own goddamn series. Scott literally donated money to trump's campaigns. He is an open republican. I have heard zilch against his movie. Nobody is hating on Josh hutcherson for being in it. No YouTubers is being slammed for playing his game. It may as well be like it never happened. Meanwhile there are posts on here with thousands of likes talking about how if you so much as think about Harry potter then you're a bad person and should kill yourself. Everyone is bummed about the fact M*rk*pl*er won't be in the movie, meanwhile there are people who are giving earnest pleas not to hate on the children cast in the HBO version of HP. Why does nobody care? What fucking gives? What the hell is this? Scott literally openly supports Trump and he's more beloved than a democratic woman who thinks maybeeee taking people to court for saying 'sex is real' is a bit far? Why aren't fn*f fans labeled as bad people? Why isn't their support of fn*f seen as support of Scott and his views? The fuck is this double standard.
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sexynetra · 4 months
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Marcia looks so 90’s supermodel cunt here
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ftmwarewolves · 3 months
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Ugh. Tiktok is just harboring transandrophobia.
Video started with "trans people need to make music!" And ended with "only enbies and trans women" before excluding trans men. Again.
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azurecanary · 5 months
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So your boy made the mistake of watching the clip from Misfits & Magic where Evan asks the nurse for the magical exorcism.... and now I'm deeply sad
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imuffinpost · 2 months
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original idea:
https://www.tumblr.com/diabloku/742450635954356225/the-link-to-the-youtube-video?source=share
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henghost · 8 months
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if I were amy I would not have any problems with incestuous feelings because I'd be way too busy teaching frogs to fly and making really obese, waddling bees. I would make capybaras smaller as well
you're saying you wouldn't have time to be an evil monster because you'd be too busy being another kind of evil monster? depriving chimpanzees of homes and whatnot? this is one of the most amycore things you've told me, which is no mean feat :|
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bpdohwhatajoy · 10 months
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Talking to people is fucking Painful
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hotluncheddie · 3 months
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NYEHEJEHEHEHEE I FINISHED THE EPISODE…so i come bearing the skankiest of thots about my little swamp puppy. i like to believe that gator had a shorter prison sentence of like 5 years and then like 15 in a group home with the chance for parole due to the coercion and his involvement from a young age. he adjusts to a more liberal mindset after continued contact with dot and group therapy, in addition to his blindness, and the norms of the prison. this includes jerking off. just because he can’t see doesn’t mean he doesn’t still have the same desires, and LORD does he have them. the first time he has sex is actually while he’s out on parole, and good lord is it better than he ever could have imagined. it’s like the rest of his body is even more sensitive after the amount it’s undergone, and when you finally touch his dick, he immediately convulses and squirts everywhere. you bring him through two other orgasms that night without ever letting him touch your pussy. over the next few months, he whines and begs, crying for your pussy. but you never let him touch you, not even your boobs. you’ve sucked him off, given him hand jobs, made him cum just from playing with his balls AND just his hairy tits, and of course he begs for your fingers in his ass when he can’t touch your pussy. when you finally acquiesce, he almost weeps with relief. he expects you to guide him gently like you have been with everything else, and the tears in his eyes turn to tears of pleasure when he feels you ride his face like no tomorrow, moaning and calling him a gorgeous slut. later, when you settle on his cock, hands pressed on his plush belly and praises on your lips, he can’t do anything but buck up into you and tell you how much he loves you (and maybe he calls you mommy but you decide to address that a different day) just RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MORE FLUFFY THAN FILTH BUT MY BRAIN IS TOO OVERLOADED FOR COHRENCS -🫚
GOOD FUCKIN EP TOO RIGHT?? such a good series!!!!
BUT YESSSSS GIVE THAT BOY A FUTURE!!!! he earned it, i'm obsessed with this
swamp puppy!!!! little swamp puppy!!!!!! my swamp puppyyyy!!!!!!
that such a nice idea though - he finds this person who lets him be sweet, lets his cum quick and recover slow and he so so so wants to be good enough for pussy, but he'll accept whatever he gets.
maybe you were going to let him touch, but he came with the sweetest whine from just little kissing and a grind of your hand. so you know you have to draw it out, improve his stamina, because its a little ridiculous. but its okay because his cock goes so cute and flush when its hard, weeps so prettily on his soft thighs, softening down into a little nub that's still so sensitive, he flinches if you trace over the skin, jolts and keens when you give it a mean little flick. panting a whining so quickly and easily, already getting hard again.
you let him do other things for you instead, cooing that he has to earn pussy, not a good enough boy for it yet, puppy has to be trained first.
and he just gives you the bushiest little smile, nodding and agreeing.
so you let him rub your shoulders and massage your feet with his big strong hands. let him kneel in front of you a listen to the slick sounds of you fingering yourself. you let him feel your wet, dripping fingers when you wipe them off in his chest hair, coming untouched, still kneeling in-front of you, from your wet fingers playing with both his nipples.
he shivers and whines and pants and keens so sweetly at every step. likes saying thank you over and over again, kissing whatever part he can reach of you, sucking and biting if you tell him he can.
sometimes when he's doing as you say, fulfilling whatever action you gave him or letting you do as you please to him, you'll hear these breathy little whispers; ''m a good boy', 'the best puppy'. like hes secretly talking himself through it, reminding himself of the things you've told him, goal oriented and still dreaming of the day he gets your pussy.
and he is getting better, can last longer with your hand on his dick, can handle you sinking down till he hits the back of your throat now without blowing his load the moment you even come close to gagging. can even handle some pressure on his taint, said he promises he'll last long enough for you to get two fingers into his tight little hole next time you feel in the mood to finger him, and you believe him. believe him because he let out the sweetest, whiniest little gasp when you let him trace over the length and girth of your dildo, went the prettiest shade of pink and drooled all over his lap listening to you fuck yourself with it. he wants it inside him, you know he does, but puppy has a long way to go before he earns that.
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i feel like that's enough for now, even tho he didn't even get to eat pussy whoops or say mommy whoooooops - be he should and he will
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itwasnotahamster · 11 months
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I truly relate with this meme a little too much that it hurts.
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sincericida · 1 year
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About the plot of "We Live In Time":
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(hot DILF) History teacher called Tom, 41-year-old teacher, okayyy!?
But, i read the whole description this not so a romcom at all. I think we’ll cry again.
(the plot can be based on book "How To Stop Time" , by Matt Haig)
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galacticgraffiti · 5 months
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i'm thinking about grinding in such a carnal way. yes i need to grind on your thigh it's so nice of you to ask-
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hyperfocuscentre · 2 years
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the cover is beautiful but WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. I’ve seen this shit before with max ‘will she survive’ mayfield and i did not like the outcome, don’t to this to will. kill will and you kill my will to fucking live.
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the-ocean-is-scary · 2 months
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Sometimes I have a random day where it's like "wow am i faking being a lesbian oh no" and I'll feel bad about it for no fucking reason and then [INSERT VERY LONG AND SPECIFIC STORY HERE REVOLVING AROUND SHOW CHOIR AND DRAWINGS N SHIT] and I'm feeling like
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labratboygirl · 6 months
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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anteomnia · 3 months
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“—then I have not sinned against Vlaakith. She has sinned against me.”
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quillkiller · 4 months
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cannot believe i have to be awake
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