#Full offense

[peridotglimmer]

why have you stopped updating your fics?? i was invested in them but i guess you dont care anymore?

"Hi author who owes me nothing! I noticed you haven't updated your fics in a while, is everything okay? I liked X story a lot, so I'm looking forward to the next chapter, whenever that might be. I hope you have a nice day!"

There, fixed it for you.

You know, I just went through a mental health crisis, went mute for almost 2 weeks due to the stress, and then my kid got sick, so taking care of that is kind of at the number one spot in my list of priorities right now, but sure, lemme work on a chapter of a free fucking fanfiction because anon's disappointed in me.

#belle answers questions #belle talks to nonnies #i haven't had a single minute to write over the past weeks #so fuck you #full offense

[teencopandthesourwolf]

so yeah most of the og hale pack that we know about either had or do have fairly poetic sounding names: talia, cora, malia, eli(as)—even laura and peter have a ring to them...

and then you. then you have

derek.

#full offense #derek is such a flat sounding name in comparison like. what happened there folks? #derek hale #team woof #aka #teen wolf #hale pack #i love him so much that i would absolutely say this to his face

[tiny-elf-of-doom]

Like & comment for more insulting memes.

#memes #nostalgia #nostalgic #nostaligiacore #dark memes #tw #ice cream #popsicle #ice cream truck #what your ice cream says about you #childhood #insults #personal #no offence #full offense #get rekt #snarky #fuck you

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROXY: have u seen that trend where it’s an image n someone comments I should call her and it looks vaugly correct if u squint hard enough

ROXY: that’s American culture

DAMARA: 私はアメリカの文化が嫌いです

DAMARA: すべての違反

ROXY: makes sense

#submission #Damara translation: #I hate American culture #full offense #// #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #roxy lalonde #damara megido #mod terezi #call her anyways #it may be a mistake but damn if it isn't an entertaining one

[fuckitwhenifeelit]

That post telling me to ship Sh*r*r* instead of Namuri because "omfg why not ship a healthy duo how could you" needs to learn the first rule of fandom:

1. Fuck off if you don't like it.

#full offense #who asked #namor x shuri #nashuri #namuri #namor #princess shuri #shuri #antis asking me why i ship them as if they'd listen #ship and let ship #black panther wakanda forever #not even a shuriri anti #just fuck off #mind your own business

[fruitbasketball]

awww 🤩🤩🤩 i wish she had 😍😍😍

#caitlin clark #and her cretin boyfriend #go to indiana #no one wants you here #full offense #iowa wbb

[songmingisthighs]

how have i just known that soobin and riize's seunghan are like besties and that now soobin's feet is FLOATING THROUGH THE INTERNET ??? and these two did a private instagram live with only 3 audienceS ??? whichever one of those 3 audiences are about to get cut and blocked by the idols in the industry for this shit 💀💀 snitch ass bitch 💀💀💀

#like #full offense #i don't give a tiny cockroach toesicles that they mentioned eunchae #THEY KNEW EACH OTHER PERSONALLY #??? #AND #THEY'RE #PRACTICALLY #BESTIES #!?!?!?!? #I #G 0 R L #which multiverse is this #?????? #smt tmi

[naughtynanzhu]

#that shit aint right #but allen ren still gets jobs #FULL offense

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

People see some celebrities these days and fawn over them like "oh my god so ethereal so beautiful how can a mere mortal look like this" ...babe it's plastic surgery

#full offense

[sollikann]

Did I really just read the absolutely braindead take that murderbot (the novels) are somehow transphobic

I think I have to log out permanently

#are you guys fucking stupid #full offense #there was more written and all of it was presumably fueled by the parasitic brain worms infesting op’s mind #the murderbot diaries #murderbot #days without bad reading comprehension 0

[aita-alternia]

WIBTTA if I TTold My Moirail TTo Break Up Witth Her Ashmattes?

I am quirkmasking for privacy.

I (midblood) tthink my moirail (lowblood) is in an auspistticism tthat is, att best, failing and, att worstt, going tto getting her killed. Long sttory shortt, her auspisttice (midblood) is nott properly mediatting bettween tthe ttwo and tthere have been several incidentts tthatt make me tthink her otther ashen leaf (blueblood) will kill her if they are leftt alone ttogetther.

She wantts to keep seeing tthem, yett every ttime I see tthem intteractt, itt’s as if ttheir auspisttice isn’tt properly conciliatting tthe otther ashen leaf, leaving only my moirail vulnerable and pacified.

My moirail and her auspisttice are also ex-moirails. So tthere’s a chance I may be ttaken as simply being jealous, however I really do tthink my moirail deserves an auspisttice who is acttually give botth leaves tthe attttenttion tthey deserve.

So Grumblr: would I be tthe asshole if I ttold my moirail tto break up witth her clubs?

#JEGUS CHRIST TH^T SOUNDS LIKE ^ G^RB^GE ^USPISTICE #FULL OFFENSE #am i the asshole #unreality

[joy-crimes]

among us is gonna make a come back just you wait

cant fucking wait

#among us is fun #full offense

[spinebuster]

some of yous shouldn’t be on my posts

#griff.txt #full offense

[seagulley]

:/

#full offense #crufts24

[juuret]

Engmans Kapell sounds like dansband but Norwegian

#full offense #melodifestivalen #yes i hate norwegian dansband music

[thecasualauthor]

Just watched Episode 1 of season 3 of the mandalorian and like, this is literally bo-katan at the end of the episode:

I also have no sympathy for her but anyway. If anyone has any memes of Bo-Katan they'd like to share, please do so

#bo katan kryze #i do not care about her #she is the cause of her own suffering #full offense #i would punch her in the face #the mandalorian #mando #the mandalorion spoilers #disney plus #grogu #star wars memes #star wars #star wars fandom