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countingstars-17 · 2 years

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#i can't unsee this #charles leclerc

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sylvesterdrawsig · 2 months

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I just realized something

#castle crashers #nyan neko sugar girls #i can't unsee this

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your-local-book-blog · 2 months

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What...

What the hell-

#six of crows #soc #grishaverse #fanfics #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #I can't unsee this

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godsofhumanity · 10 months

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H eimdall

E yesjght is good

I dont understand how the 9 moms thing even works...

M an whore

D iety

A rguably the original manwhore

L ess sleep than a bird is needed

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this just in: Heimdallr doesn't brush his teeth!!!!!!!!!!

#if his skin is so fair then the teeth are gonna stand out so muchhhhhhh #i can't unsee this #also: deity hee hee not diety. unless he is a meal enthusiast?????????!#asks #anon #anonymous

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lorereadsclassics7 · 2 years

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August 12th

#dracula daily #dracula #bram stokers dracula #mina murray #lucy westenra #mina harker #I am sorry but her ending the entry like that and just Agatha's letter after it has me rolling #I can't unsee this

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thisliminalspacedaydreams · 6 months

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ive come to request ur humble opinion on these

I don’t know why I started talking about stuffed croissants on my channels, but it appears evident my legacy is now judging what is and what isn’t good croissant.

I understand that some of you come from Tiktok and follow my tumblr for the chaos, but let me be crystal clear: I shan’t accept Croissant Defamation in my land.

This THING isn’t a croissant, it’s an abomination, and I cannot stare at it for too long for fear it will contaminate my eye and make me start believing that croissants can be slain and stuffed with things and that it’s okay.

It’s not.

It never will be.

Croissants must keep their integrity the entire time, and cutting them open in half is simply blasphemous and I shan’t say more about it.

#mar gives the morning news #croissants #leave me alone #I can't unsee this

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wistfulwatcher · 1 year

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Misty is the photogenic dog and Nat is the dog having the existential crisis

AFJ;DALKFJA;L I'M SCREAMING

if there are any artists who want to draw mistynat's first christmas card as a couple like this i would love you forever

#reply #ask #Anonymous #otp: you should be thanking me #i can't unsee this

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yeti-the-infinity · 2 years

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r o l e s w a p

what if kaoru and kojiro worked for ainosuke?

“God, but that meeting could have been an email.”

“Cherry, darling… we called for that meeting. I wanted to cut early and hit that spa the chairman was raving over, and you insisted we need more feedback before we unveil your newest technological marvel to the masses…” “I imagined they would have more valuable input, but I was obviously grossly overestimating your colleagues… I booked the spa for tomorrow, but only if you ace the announcement interview. Think of it as motivation.” “They all adored your proposal. As the face of your brand, I’ll make the journalist adore it as well. Anyway, I thought you worked for me, darling. If I say spa, you say…”

“What time and what temperature?”

“I say if I never took that spot as your personal assistant after high school, you would still be campaigning for promotion with the diet club instead of heading a very successful technology start up. And I seem to remember you promoting me to partner.”

“Silent partner, of course.”

“Eyes on the road, Kojiro.”

“On paper you and I are still personal assistants. We couldn’t let people know the great Ainosuke Shindo had help getting where he is, could we?” “See, Kojiro knows his place.” “Kojiro just likes being shirtless and fawned over, and spas are opportune. You enable him.”

“Guilty. But, c’mon, Kaur, there would be plenty of fawning to go around.”

“I do rather enjoy fawning over my darling flushed Cherry Blossom all hot and bothered.”

“Oh? Is that the motivation you’re looking for? You’re just going to have to impress me, then. I don’t know if you’re up for the challenge.”

“Give it up, Kaoru. Doesn’t matter how many times you ask. There’s no way Adam’s cutting S to practice his presentation a hundred more times than he already has. He’s got it down. You’re just being an anxious little nag.”

“And how would you know, you great disruptive oaf? Was he practicing to you over his gnocchi di tartufo last night?”

“Do not answer that.”

“Yeah, obviously.” “You... practiced without me?”

“I think you make him nervous.”

“I find that impossible to believe.”

“If you heard, if you saw half—”

“I pay you to drive me, Jo, sweetheart, not psychoanalyze me.” “Consider it a perk. Complimentary. Like, I dunno, garlic bread.”

“Don’t garlic bread me, then.”

“You love my garlic bread.”

“Right now I’d love to shove it in your mouth but that would make it rather difficult for you to keep driving.”

“I could make you a bowl of plain rice for dinner every night this week. I could do that. I could make that happen.”

“Don’t be obscene, Kojiro.”

“Fine, alright. If you’ve been practicing as much as Kojiro suggests, I suppose spending the entire night at S will be no worse for your performance tomorrow than the night before we gave our first successful one…”

“Are you referring to the night we rented that love hotel and made sweet love to you on the water bed, or the night we skateboarded intoxicated through an abandoned mine shaft for the first time and made sweet love against the wall of the… what was it, Kojiro?”

“Wasn’t really focused on the where, bella.”

“I bet we could find it again if we looked closely. Probably still scratches in the walls.”

“Not any more.”

“You remember, sweet Cherry Blossom?”

“Vividly. You built your fucking stage overtop it, sweet Ainosuke.”

“Mm. You do remember.”

“Fucking hell. Didn’t realize Adam was so sentimental.”

“Just drive, Kojiro.”

“Back to our place, or on to S?”

“Depends. You brought the costumes, didn’t you, Blossom, love?”

“If you screw up this presentation, I will literally never forgive you.”

“I need to relax before the presentation.”

“Need to stroke your ego, you mean.”

“If you want to.”

“Anyway, yes, as a matter of fact, I did.” “Yes, you want to? What, right now? Kaoru, how scandalous.” “Yes, he brought the costumes, Adam. Cool it. You don’t want a distracted driver on your hands.”

“You brought the costumes?”

“Of course I brought the costumes.”

“Ru can’t resist showing off any more than you can.”

“He can’t resist me, you mean—But, I thought you’d take a little more convincing, what with our presentation… Don’t roll your eyes.”

“You’re going to nail the presentation.”

“Not the only thing I’m going to nail.”

“Presentation, first.”

“Of course, Kaoru. After S.”

“Of course.”

“God, when we’re parked I’m going to do bad things to both of you.”

“You’re going to have to catch us first.”

“If you can with all that delicious muscle weighing you down.”