#I may be the stupid one

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

I finally figured something out btw

You know the iconic line from “Dad Beat Dad” where Alastor goes “HA HA! Fuck you.”

And of course you remember what Lucifer said to Adam in the finale?

“And now, I’m going to fuck you!”

Yeah, he recognized Alastor was insulting him and tried to use the same thing on Adam but completely fumbled

This is peak writing. He’s so stupid, I love him 💖

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #alastor #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #i can’t believe it took me this long to realize this #I may be the stupid one

[napping-sapphic]

Sure you could fall in love with me but would you put up glow in the dark stars all over our bedroom walls with me? Would you paint our mailbox fun colors with me? Would you make pancakes in silly shapes and buy knickknacks we’ll never use and pick up hobbies we won’t stick to with me? Would you live and be silly and be a little dumb and be a genius and be confident and lazy and kind and angry and everything? Would you give me absolutely every side of yourself that you can??

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #when i say i want to fall in love and everything it entails #i do mean EVERYTHING #i wanna do stupid and silly and meaningless things with you #isn’t that the point of it all? #ughh i Cannot articulate it well #but yeah #im gay and i like sleeping #also you may think im online posting this rn but actually im scheduling this post >:) #i like scheduling it makes me feel like im bamboozling and i love a good bamboozle #also it makes it not as obvious that this is another one of my mid-crisis 3am posts lol

[maulfucker]

racism in star wars will have wikis saying shit like "this species that is inspired on a real life non-white people is just too stupid to use the Force"

#hm i should make an original post tag #yes this is about tuskens #they 'lack mental capacity' to be jedi. according to some writer #which is fucking ridiculous #they have enough mental capacity to have two languages (spoken tusken and tusken sign language) #(they are usually seen being used together but they can be used independently) #just because they're nomadic and hostile to colonizers doesn't mean they're stupid. or lack the nuance to understand good and evil. #in me opinion there may not be any tusken jedi but for the same reason there's no bardottan jedi - they have their own force culture #they are hostile to outsiders and defensive of their people‚ of course they wouldn't let some foreign order take their children away #i think a force-sensitive tusken would be highly regarded in their tribe. being one with the universe is a special privilege.

[theonewhowails]

Golden Fleece

#my art #cotl #cotl lamb #blood #it was really fun to ponder this one #cause in the game sprite the body on the fleece has the scale-like texture but the hem is sharp like the standard fleece #i felt a 2 tiered piece would work nicely to show both of these contrasting elements #the sprite always makes me think of gold scale mail but i wanted to avoid it looking explicitly like armor #since the fleece gives you stacking atk damage in exchange of taking 2x damage when hit #although tbqh gold armor would be fucking pointless anyways. gold is a very soft metal. which may have been the point but w/e #instead i wanted the shapes to be more reminiscent of wool since like. yknow. the golden fleece #and i wanted it to speak of luxury and power but be rather impractical for movement or protection #i just wanted to do an axe for funsies and by wonderful coincidence remembered the godly axe was gold :] #anyways this pose is brought to you by my stupid ass who spun too hard with my upper body when swinging a bat and felt cool for 1 second #before totally unbalancing myself and falling #the instant after this image lambo eats shit. rest in peace

[ahaura]

something something when the facade of western "democracy" continues to crumble, liberals are faced with the choice of either abandoning the systems that facilitate genocide, theft, exploitation, racism, etc. or resort to old habits that do nothing to seriously challenge or dismantle said systems... inevitably many will fall back on focusing on optics/aesthetics and hyper-individualizing their approach to combat their feelings of helplessness etc. and/or to avoid confronting the systems in place that have led to this moment (which they are most comfortable in, because liberalism never truly changes the systems in place)

the problem is not, never has been, and never will be the *tone* or *conduct* of palestinians (in occupied palestine or the diaspora); the obstacles in the way of peace&liberation are not from palestinians or palestinian resistance but the continuation of colonialism, the maintenance of which is inherently violent and oppressive. the people responsible for the genocide going into its 4th month are not palestinians who liberals want to tone police but the u.s. empire and its glorified military base settler colony, whose existence is founded + depends upon the genocide and ethnic cleansing of palestinians.

#in other words. liberals shut UP. #tone policing the ones whose people are being subjected to genocide is just #straight up racist. and fucking shitty. and stupid. and not going to fix anything. #this has already been said but idk it just breaks my brain #liberals w a genuine interest in justice and change may be having their world views shattered right now #but i PROMISE that resorting to tactics typical of liberalism (focusing on optics rather than actual substance and structural change) #is not going to get u anywhere except for needlessly harrassing the ppl suffering the most right now (palestinians).

[bookshopbentley]

i have the angel and demon on my shoulders except it’s aziraphale and crowley and instead of one telling me to do something good and the other telling me to do something bad theyre both telling me to do something gay

#this is so fucking stupid #sorry guys i fear they may be the reason some christians say being gay is a sin 😔😔 #bc they make me go through extraordinary lengths to make sure no one perceives me as cis and straight #teehee !! #when i say i am literally them this is what i mean #azicrow #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable lovers #ineffable bureaucracy #good ineffable omens #ineffable idiots #ineffable partners #ineffable spouses #ineffable wives #ineffable fandom #ineffable divorce #aziraphale #crowley #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #good omens #good omens 2 #david tennant #michael sheen #neil gaiman #lgbt #lgbtq

[shootingstarpilot]

after a full fucking HOUR of trying to cancel my goddamn xfinity subscription in preparation for the upcoming move, i am going to share what i have come away with- the customer service agent i spoke to gave me the direct link to the cancellation form. don't waste your time getting spun around in eight different directions because they don't make this publicly accessible (or at least easily accessible) on their website.

#i am going to launch myself into the GODDAMN SUN #xfinity #how to cancel xfinity service #may this spare at least one hapless soul from the hell this stupid company has just put me through

[quasarden]

Went back to an old WIP and finally finished it.

Since I missed the DMC5 release anniversary, why not “Nero gets his arm ripped off day.”

#dmc #devil may cry #dmc nero #nero dmc #nero #dmc5 #my art #also know as: Nero meets his dad day #Nero goes into a coma for one month day #drawing red queen killed me #and I have a 3D model for it #stupid engine sword (beloved)

[adiradirim]

one of the funniest/saddest things about having a jewish post breach containment is you'll read tags that are super loudly excited about how much they just looooove judaism and the jews (tm) and you'll be like "oh?" and click on their blog to see what else they've been saying and reblogging and be like oh

#with these people it's just. I do not think you like jews. I think you like pretty pictures. #throwing this one in #jumblr #because I'm sure many can relate #also shoutout to the person who tagged my sephardi&romaniote fashion post as 'fantasy fashion' #not 'inspiration for fantasy fashion or my art' or w/e but just straight up 'fantasy fashion' #you understand that jews aren't fictional fantasy creatures right. bc sometimes I feel like people really truly don't #it may be stupid that it bugged me so much because I know it's a little thing but in this climate it's. well. you know.

[theteapotofdoom]

One Piece: *is literally the most influential manga of all times*

One Piece: *sold billions of copies around the world and has been a best seller for more than twenty years*

One Piece: *has consistently been praised by mankagas and other creators all over the world as one of the most iconic and influential piece of fiction of all times*

One Piece: *has massive fandom full of talented and dedicated people who are inspired by the world and the characters and produce magnificent creations in return*

Me, a moron, watching the live action adaptation for the first time: Wow, was anyone going to tell me that One Piece is very fun and good? Who would have thought! :)

#i may be stupid :) #sorry for making so many opla posts in a row after being inactive for months do you still think I’m sexy? #i just think they’re neat #one piece #one piece live action

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

May I humbly suggest pregnant Shoko carrying Gojo’s baby 🙏 😆

I never drew a pregnant person before :OO This was fun!

#headcanon that yuji calls himself the babies godfather #but its actually megumi #and nobara and yuji both dont understand why such a booring dork could be choosen as the godfather #but it was satorus wish #may or may not be placed in a scenario where only satoru dies and all the kids survive #dont cry im sorry idk why i put suffering into the world #but yeah they boinked before the fight and since there must always be a six eyes in the world..... (idk if thats accurate it is in my head) #anyway #shenanigans with the first years #this one is from tiressian: Nobara “stop rubbing your face on it your stupids gonna rub off on the baby” #shoko ieiri #nobara kugisaki #itadori yuji #megumi fushigoro #jjk #fanart #IPMSSA_FoundFamily!Fanart #IPMSSA_SatoSho!Fanart #IPMSSA_Shoko!Fanart

[itty-bitty-sunshine]

More than a Year old self-indulgent doodles of mostly Sun suffering on caretaker duty over my clumsy ass: a collection

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All based on true occasions, unfortunately for me

#theres a few more #but these are the best and simplest ones #i may get up to a lot of stupid accidents but boy are they funny stories later on #idk if i need to put content warning or not on this kind of thing #doodles #dca fnaf #fnaf sun #fnaf eclipse #self insert #self indulgent #silly #comic #Sunshine draws

[gremlinwithakeyboard]

ok so hear me out, superpowers as a metaphor for neurodivergency

but like not in the “neurodivergency is a/gives you superpowers” type way

more in a sort of “everyone acts like it’s a superpower and anyone who doesn’t think so isn’t thinking positively enough”

Oh you don’t like being a telepath? Come on! You’ve got a gift there! You’re lucky! Just please stay away from me so you don’t read my mind.

Your fire powers are awesome! You’d stop accidentally setting things on fire if you just put your mind to it.

What do you mean your super gravity powers being treated like rubbish telekinesis gave you lasting childhood trauma? At least you’ve got powers!

You lost your voice pushing your noise amplification powers to the limit? That’s kinda sad but just don’t do that next time! Your powers are still super and your voice will come back for you to do more cool tricks for us with!

#random thoughts with gremlin #adhdposting #adhd #actually adhd #I get it is good sometimes but please stop telling me I need to be positive about it all the time #this may or may not be directed at this one girl from choir #who corrected me when I tried to say I was pretty smart despite my brain being wacky #ok I get it if you think about your autism that way #but please let me be frustrated with my brain being stupid sometimes

[sergle]

There's something about like. A certain genre of posts / Online Opinions about insecurity/depression/misery/complaints that are so unhelpful that they wrap right around to being straight up hilarious. and it's the ones that are more or less written to the tone of "Feeling bad? That's gross!" Like, just so you know, don't voice your insecurities/ have low self esteem, because that's offputting! You're gross and weird. Don't be insecure about that, though. That would be stupid if you felt insecure about people disliking you for being insecure. Not attractive. You should be thinking about being as attractive as possible. You shouldn't make comments about suicide, even if you're suicidal! Keep those thoughts entirely to yourself. Make sure nobody around you knows you're thinking about this. It would Make Them Uncomfortable. It's better to keep these thoughts in your head where they can fester. Don't post OR talk to friends with complaints about you feeling miserable or depressed. Tbh people who are sad/upset a lot? Kinda a red flag! You are probably miserable because you're a bad person and you've brought this on yourself. If you don't have friends, it's because you're awful to be around. Easy! Solved the problem for you. And no, there is no nuance to this, got it? So, make sure to feel bad about feeling bad, but don't feel bad about it, because, well, that's just gross. And annoying! You might've wanted your brain rotted thoughts to be Peer Reviewed, you might have just needed to vent- you might've been hoping for some comfort, to get things off your chest. Well, don't! Don't talk about thoughts or feelings that are negative with your friends, you'd be burdening them and that's only meant for THERAPY. #SponsoredbyBetterHelp #MentalHealth like, DAMN. that's so helpful. you're so good at helping. I um really liked the part where these are all hard and fast rules that encourage keeping feelings bottled up and keeping your friends at arm's length. That's really funny of you.

#I FEEL LIKE COMPLAINING RN in the context of this alternate universe these posts live in. that makes me evil rn. I may not even keep #the post up. but I Needed to complain about these bc I hate seeing them #really funny and good because it very much feeds into that part of the brain where you go wait am I stupid? am I horrible? am I annoying? #before you express any kind of personal feelings. from feeling insecure alll the way down the spectrum to feeling like your life is over #before anyone How Dare You Say We Piss On The Poor-s at me YES there is a nuanced version of this #which is. you can make someone feel like shit (A Fellow Sufferer Of The Mental Eelnesses) by using them as your dumping ground #in excess and usually with no regard for how they feel and without Regular conversations inbetween #and in a one-sided way where they can't do the same and complain with you as a sounding board in return #don't tell new friends you hardly know abt THE MOST personal shit you can possibly think of. there are steps being skipped here #right? we know this. we all know it. setting a boundary is a thing. overwhelming a person is a thing #on the other hand there is such a thing as a friend who IS okay to listen and wants to help. and friends who relate. #maybe talking abt personal stuff makes ppl feel closer sometimes. just a thought! maybe not everything is Emotional Labor. maybe just maybe #but like come on. these are almost intentionally unhelpful posts #long post

[wolvesbaned]

i have one thing i like to draw a lot . apparently

#can anybody guess. three two one okay it's butches or mascs getting pet on the head by their partner #lmfao #i wonder why this is a pattern. huh vic. everybody lets do the context clues #why may it be hard to separate the art from the artist here #many such questions #star's art #sketches #sketch #art #wlw art #monster girlfriends #nocturnal city #im tired im gay i listened to fast car drawing this and got emo. dont look at me #i have a 9am dentist appt and its almost four. my stupid baka life .

[avieaerie]

Have some sword dancing 🗡️

Description under the cut:

[ID: Mollymauk Teafleaf from Critical Role. Mollymauk is a purple skinned tiefling, wearing a heavily embroidered red and teal coat around his waist as a skirt, patterned leggings and a long teal scarf around his chest, trailing it's ends over his arms. He is facing away from the viewer, standing in a spotlight up on his toes on one foot, throwing a sword in the air while holding another behind him. End ID]

#mollymauk week 2023 #mollymaukweek2023 #critical role #cr c2 #mollymauk tealeaf #cr mollymauk #i havent posted art in a loooooong while but its my blorbos week so im BACK BABYYYYY #yes i know im late but in my defense i forgot #i am SO not going to be able to do all the days but i've been wanting to draw molly sword dancing for FOREVER #ive had the idea of his coat doubling as dance skirt for awhile #also i would Kill for a bolt of the fabric that lines it. iridescent moons??? gimmeeeeee #edit: WHAT DO M E A N CARNIVAL ISNT EVEN A DAY. folks i may be stupid. i saw carnival somewhere said IM DOING IT and I didnt even check #should i check the damn blog to see what the day prompts are? NAH i saw ONE PERSON do carnival so it MUST BE CARNIVAL #whatever XD