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catofthebarricades · 16 days
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IT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE THE END
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joepelling · 1 year
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dhmis won comedy of the year and best new show i am never going to be happier than this IT’S WHAT THEY DESERVE!!!!!
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dumbassacademia · 2 years
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Obsessively making individual five minute at a time daily planners for each day of the week bc I’m starting a New Dream(Ish) Job in two weeks!!!!!
it’s a receptionist/paralegal position (technically paralegal but it’s mainly gonna be reception stuff to start with potential to move into a more involved role once I see how I fit), Super laidback, actually on the day shift, I’m allowed to bring my laptop and work on stuff when I’m not busy so I’ll have plenty of time for writing, and reading to keep me sane, it’s not a lot of hours and there is a commute so that’s gonna mean a paycut but I need to start budgeting like an adult and not a 5’5 six year old anyway so this’ll be a good burst of slap in the face motivation
Putting in my two weeks at the end of my shift today
This has been a small life update
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more good news from tiktok: they’ve started blocking celebrities.
they’re calling it block party 2024. just blocking and ignoring countless celebrities who havent said shit about palestine. influencers, actors, anyone who went to the met gala, whatever, they’re getting blocked. and people keep talking about how cathartic it is, how good it feels, how they never realized they could DO that. there was some kind of subconscious law against blocking famous people, but it’s broken, and people are LOVING it. and it’s WORKING. a social media/digital advertising coordinator was talking about how ad companies are PANICKING, because they can’t accurately target anymore. so many big influencers, including fucking LIZZO started talking about palestine the MOMENT their follower counts started going down. and the best part? no one is forgiving them. lizzo posted a tiktok asking people to donate to palestinian families, and all the comments just said you’re a multimillionaire. put your money where your mouth is. blocked.
i feel like i’m witnessing the downfall of celebrity culture, right here right now. people are waking up.
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bisexualsmallishbeans · 2 months
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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again
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cafffine · 11 months
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
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lesbiciousbeginnings · 3 months
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When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”
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fagtainsparklez · 2 months
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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willgrahamscock · 9 months
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there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago
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everoutoftouch · 2 months
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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.
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froody · 6 months
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cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”
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scramratz · 2 months
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brawnie · 3 months
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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way
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darlingjmiller · 2 months
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they’re called boops but i think it’s better as lil baps
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ryan-sometimes · 10 months
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My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:
When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them
“It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”
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wintercorrybriea · 10 days
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