#IN HOO WE TRUST

[ahrasliaayahanambar]

So driven by my obsession with the new Gloryhammer album, I decided to buy a silver necklace and silver letters to form HOOTS. But since something always has to fuck up, after aggressively threading HOO on the chain, at some point I accidentally destroyed the letter T. Of course there is still the letter S, but I think I'll stop at HOO so

IN HOO WE TRUST 🤘

#gloryhammer #return to the kingdom of fife #Gloryhammer Return to the Kingdom of Fife #Gloryhammer new album #HOOTS #more like HOO #IN HOO WE TRUST #WASTELAND WARRIOR HOO PATROL #HOOFORCE

[stillcarmine]

married valzhang where it’s like. Frank is annoyed bc Leo never sleeps for like health reasons but also he just?? wants to cuddle?? so he’ll get up and walk around the house with his eyes shifted to do that reflective thing predators’ eyes do trying to catch Leo off guard but Leo is just like. Closes the fridge with a lil 2am snack to find a dark, looming shape with glowing eyes in the door way and goes ‘oh hey babe what are you doing up?’

#I’m not explaining this well but like #yeah #leo valdez #frank zhang #hoo #theyre just so funny to me #heroes of olympus #valzhang #if we’re being serious about it then we can talk about how much Leo trusts frank that he’s not the least bit startled

[justaz]

stuttering and blushing mess percy nervously asking annabeth to come to his mom and paul’s wedding while wiping his sweaty palms on his pants repeatedly and annabeth pausing for a couple seconds to freak out internally (is this a date? it’s not a date. just going to his moms wedding. a wedding. it’s a date. no, not a date. should i ask? no way. is it a date?) before agreeing nonchalantly and asking about the dress code and time and place etc. percy suppressing the biggest smile and telling her everything she needs to know before hurrying off to his cabin to freak out. annabeth definitely didn’t squeal before rushing to silena for help with literally everything.

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #hoo #heros of olympus #headcanon #head canon #fanfic #fanfiction #hc #botl #sally jackson #paul blofis #wedding #bc we know from the beginning of botl that percabeth had dates that they refused to call dates #this definitely happened #trust me i’m god #i had this sitting in my drafts for a WHILE #i was never satisfied w it

[kazucee]

Jump then fall by Taylor swift is so Solangelo coded stfu rn TTT.

Well, I like the way your hair falls in your face You got the keys to me I love each freckle on your face, oh

—Nico Di Angelo to Will Solace

Cause every time you smile, I smile And every time you shine, I'll shine for you

—literally just Solangelo

Whoa, oh, I'm feeling you, baby Don't be afraid to jump then fall (into Tartarus with me)

—Anyways TSATS reference 🤪.

#will solace #solangelo #nico di angelo #pjo fandom #pjo hoo toa #pjo headcanon #i love will solace #solangelo hcs #percy jackson #will solace thats the tweet #in Solangelo we trust #tsats #pjo hoo toa tsats #the sun and the star #Spotify

[jankwritten]

Jasico Bingo Challenge: Jason Remembers Nico

Sunlight streaks in through the half-open arena roof, bathing their section in warm, mid-afternoon gold. Jason, who has decided to spend their short mid-class break sprawled out in the dirt, basks in the warmth of it. 

He’s hot from training, sure, and maybe everyone else is smarter for seeking shelter in the shade of the spectator stands, but something about the afternoon sun is like wrapping up in a blanket. A cozy, tingly kind of warmth. 

Maybe, in another life, Jason was a child of Apollo. Wouldn’t that be something? Jason Grace: still a child of the sky, but without all the pressure. It sounds pretty nice, he won’t lie. 

As the class murmurs in the background, Jason lets himself relax. Really, truly relax, starting with his shoulders, down his arms, his wrists, his knuckles. He loosens his back on a deep exhale, and down his legs, until he feels as boneless and one-with-the-earth as he possibly can. 

A cool shade passes over him. It settles across his face, as if something has come by and blocked out the sun. 

He peeks. 

“You’ll get a sunburn,” Nico says, hunched over with his elbows on his knees, face in his hands. 

“And you won’t?” Jason closes his eyes again. Honestly, having Nico’s chilly aura nearby is kind of awesome when the sun’s this perfect. Yin and yang, right? Balance. 

Plus, y’know, doesn’t hurt a guy’s pride to have the well documented people-avoider seeking him out. Even if it’s to save him from himself. Score one: Jason. 

“My hair will spare my neck, I’m sure.” 

Jason smiles. “I like your hair long, you know. I wish I could grow my hair out like that.” 

Nico makes a scoffing sound, like he can’t decide if he wants to be amused or offended. Jason peeks again. 

“Perfect Praetor Grace wants to look like an unwashed rat?” 

“That’s not what I said. I said I wanted to grow my hair long, like yours.” 

He watches Nico rolls his eyes and shake his head, but he doesn’t push the point. 

Score two: Jason. 

A breeze rolls in off the strawberry hills, bringing the scent of grass and summer in to mix with the kicked up dirt and metal of the arena. Jason lulls into it. 

Gods, this is peaceful. It probably shouldn’t be, in the middle of teaching a class on self-defense. Jason’s always been a creature of habit, though, and battle was always an ironically safe space for him. Let out his aggression in a semi-healthy way, or something. 

Back at Camp Jupiter, they would have him fight in the coliseum every so often, a demonstration of his power, his capability to lead. They called him ruthless. He only ever lost one fight, which earned the victor a massive wave of support when it came time to elect praetors. 

It’s a strange memory, but one he smiles at nonetheless. Reyna was nothing short of vicious when they went toe-to-toe; she was the only person who ever fought the way Jason felt like he needed to, like it was sink or swim. Victory or death. 

There was one match, after Reyna, after people realized that Jason could be beaten, where he accidentally let too much of that side show. When he threw down his sword and took his opponent to the ground to fight like the wolves did, in the grass with teeth and claws and the rest of the pack swarming around them, snarling their approval. 

One face stood out in that crowd, afterward, of people stepping around him, giving him a wide berth while he scrubbed the blood off his mouth. It was a boy, wearing a too-loose purple shirt and a look on his face like he knew exactly what he’d seen. A boy with hair that turned brown in the light and eyes like nothing Jason had ever seen - not quite haunted, but certainly too old for the face they sat within. When the light hit them, it almost seemed to disappear. 

Jason never spoke to the boy. 

He opens his eyes again. Nico blinks down at him, his head tilted, eyebrows creased and mouth frowning. 

Jason grins back. Nico’s eyebrow twitches. 

“What.” 

“Nothing,” Jason says. A lifetime ago, Jason singled out one boy in a crowd, and despite having forgotten, lost everything, built himself anew—here that boy sits. Shielding him from the sun. Still, somehow, knowing Jason better than he’s ever known himself. “I’m just glad we’re friends.” 

“Ugh, gods,” Nico’s face goes pink, and his hands move, covering over his mouth and nose. “You’re worse than Will.” 

“I’m doing my job well, then.” 

Nico shakes his head, his hair drifting over his shoulders in the process, hanging in the air between them. Jason wants to reach up and touch it, fiddle with the strands like Leo does with Piper’s hair when they’re hanging out in the bunker. 

“I should let you burn,” Nico says. He doesn’t move. 

The victor in the colosseum would have shored up his walls at that. Closed himself off from the boy with underworld eyes. Heard nothing but the implication that Jason needs someone else to keep him safe, to keep him from getting himself hurt. 

Maybe that’s why Nico never spoke to him, back at Camp Jupiter. Maybe that’s why Jason never got up the nerve to approach him. Too scared to let himself trust. 

“I put my life in your hands,” Jason teases, crossing his arms behind his head. 

The sun is warm on his skin. The chuff of Nico’s disbelieving, snorting laugh is warmer. 

#jasicobingochallenge2024 #Jason Remembers Nico #fanfiction #tw for brief nonexplicit mentions of violence #i actually have different headcanons for Jason and Nico knowing one another at camp jupiter #but for the sake of this idea i wanted it to be more like. Jason remembers Nico from back then #but he knows that they wouldn't have gotten along back then. so he's more like. I do remember him and I remember *me*. #and we were so different then - him haunted and me feral - but then we trusted each other in ways we never could've as those people #and now we're here and i'm so so happy we're here. i'm so happy to let the past be the past if this gets to be the present. #WAHOO #jason grace #nico di angelo #jasico #(it's mostly implied but y'know you get the vibes) #pjo #hoo

[caramelmacchiato07]

how freaking hot is this

#percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #percy pjo #heroes of olympus #pjo hoo toa #hoo #pjo #percy and annabeth #percabeth #rick riordan #riordanverse #annabeth chase #octavian sucks #LETS GO PERCY #can we just talk about the amount of trust this required #and he came through #i love him #but like fr HOW FREAKING AMAZING IS THIS #percy is the coolest ain’t no one can convince me otherwise #percabeth is the best ship ever #mark of athena #pg. 240-241 #i love hashtags

[lostinbooks14]

Leo in BoO: When are you guys ever going to trust me?

Leo 2 seconds later: *proceeds to blow himself up *

#THIS #THIS IS Y WE DONT TRUST YOU #says jason #And piper #And percy #And annabeth #And hazel #And frank #And his dead mom #And coach hedge #And literally every other camper #And the destroyed Argo2 #blood of olympus #leo valdez #heroes of olympus #incorrect heroes of olympus #hoo incorrect quotes

[solace-seekers]

annabeth: what are you doing???

percy, hanging half out the attic window of the big house (which has been converted into a blue pancake making station) with a spatula filled high with a stack of pancakes: uhhhhh the oracle.. got… hungry?

annabeth: uh huh, you mean the oracle doll that no longer houses the oracle got hungry so you decided to make it pancakes and then hang said pancakes out the window, in the opposite direction of the doll?

percy: yup yup exactly that

one of the horde of campers waiting outside the big house with plates to catch the pancakes from the window: percy! hurry up and throw the next batch we’re hungry!

annabeth: …

percy: …listen i can explain

#it would happen trust me i know #based on my friends mom who had the idea to throw pancakes out their kitchen window to us on the floor below it outside #did we eat some floor pancakes? yes. but also it was so mcuh fun #pjo #hoo #pjo/hoo #percy jackson #annabeth chase

[thaliasthunder]

do u think disney will include Will in the Last Olympian? im asking bc being honest i dont really think they'll film hoo neither toa for the age-time thing so i just wonder if they'll really get into the topic of nico being gay since rick did not start suggesting it and eventually making it official until hoo........so

#*scratches head* #i mean in pjo will is just a minor character and literally appears like 2 minutes #and having in mind they probably wont do hoo because it'll be too difficult to manage the characters ages #(bc uknow hoo's supposed to be set all in like less of a year and every movie takes like 2 years to complete so the actors will be too old) #and u dont get to acknowledge pecks of nico's of gay yearning 4 percy till House of Hades #and still he doesnt interact w Will till BoO #........so thats what im wondering if they'll even include will in the series #or even at least do hints of nico being gay or in love w percy..... #i know we have like 6 years ahead for this yet but STILL #gods what will d*sney do to my son #idk but i feel like rick will fight disney to do at least A HINT of nico being in love w percy/or being gay #but still i dont trust old white men so im READY TO FIGHT FOR MY EMO GAY SON IF D*SNEY FUCKS THIS SHIT UP #nico di angelo #wait but what if they include will BEFORE TLO so his narrative about being gay has opportunity to show up without #to be in love w percy? what if they make Nico&Will meet in The Battle of the Labyrinth season or something... #so they wouldnt need to do hoo and nico being gay would still happen but in pjo #damn im such a genius #will solace #percy jackson #pjo #hoo #toa #solangelo #rick riordan #disney+ #walker scobell

[asbestieos]

my fav gag me and geef have come up w so far while playing p3p is saying "____ my lover!" whenever a link shows up asking to hang out .. just something really funny about going "(gasp) hidetoshi, my lover!" every time his bum face shows up

#also the time when we fused orpheus to make jack frost and made a rose quartz -> steven gag out of it #'orpheus youre going to become something special... youre going to become jack frost' #'and jack frost every time you hee hoo thats orpheus hee hooing with you' #persona 3 #ive replaced hidetoshi with nozomi btw. hes our brother . i trust him #its 'nozomi! my brother!' whenever he shows up

[saltypiss]

"but it's badly translated"

has to be the most boring trend of all time, yet bottomfeeders keep doing it. Like, man, just admit you have no charisma to back up your work at that point.

#youtube #badly translated #it was interesting once #once #not even funny #just #interesting #but here we are #another skyrim badly translated #like #hoo boi #time to hear the same lines from the last decade of videos on this exact same fucking mod #One of the most piss easy kinds of mod to make too #nobody is rewarded for their actual work in any regard #just the stupidity of it and I get it #Trust me I do #but again #it was only interesting the one time #now it's like the little brother who made one funny joke repeating it over and over again

[anarkhebringer]

I DID IT I got my mother to say with her whole chest what her fucking deal is. She FINALLY admitted she's a Puritan after she said "yes! thank you!" to me bringing up her usual "hate the sin love the sinner" bigotry she throws at me every time I dare to acknowledge my queerness. It's been making me SO mad every time she fights with me because I've NEVER had a word to describe what her fucking sickness in the head is. Now that I know she's a Puritan I'm gonna be hard to move with her bullshit and get so angry I cry anymore I think.

#negative #she got pearl-clutchy about Pride month again and thinks it's about people swinging their dicks around kids during Pride parades #and she was so fucking serious when she said that the UN flying all Pride flags this month was so fucking awful #and that having an entire month makes us ''look like victims when we don't need a whole month to celebrate who we are'' #once I learned she was a Puritan none of that made me mad to tears like it did before I'm gonna have SO much fun with this sdjihufh #oh noooooo boo hoo the SCAWY queers oh noooooo they wanna teach kids about gender and sex which are natural! oh nooooo! #she also thinks transitioning for kids involves the surgeries so you can't trust her even more jidhufy

[killmebythebeach]

Just finished today's jrwi and WHATS THIS?! ******* ******** WITH A STEEL CHAIR?!?!

#jrwi spoilers dont listen to unless youve finished 79 #holy. FUCKING. SHIT! #oh my god i knew that would happen as soon as i aaw a shitpost predicting it like. a month ago when gol first got orbed. #okay. the asteriks is niklaus hendricks btw #the way i SQUEALED AND STARTED LAUGHING OUT LOUD #but also like gil. doesnt get to know if what he did is what the elders wanted. he never heard their verdict #i hope he doesnt care. i hope that last (GUT WRENCHING) monolog made him realize he doesnt need their approval #if hes doing what he thinks is right with his new experience #i ALWAYS miss gillion but i dont realize how much until hes ACTUALLY THERE #cant wait for desire daddy to gaslight gatekeep girlboss our boy #im just HOOOOOOO #i hope this isnt the end of the tidestrider mini sessions cuz i do NOT trust grizz and charlie to leave gil with niklaus for that long #like if theres a gap gils gonna come back all fucked up and brainwashed by niklaus or smth #okay i was sort of thinking niklaus WAS the doctor though. so im even more excited to meet the doctor now #cuz i was really hoping JAY would finally get the niklaus treatment to bring gil back so we could have 3/3 #but im down if gillion gets cripling debt #and the way he was like 'cant let you die before i cash in that favor' or whatever OOH HOO HOO #anyway im on the edge kf my seat im all bzzzzzz anyway later skaters #jrwi #jrwi riptide

[fuckmeyer]

just chiming in on the midnight sun thing, i found the quote, pg 214 of the draft: "‘I don’t know the humans there, but I can’t let someone else take Bella’s place as his victim. Those other women—someone might feel about them the way I feel about Bella. Might suffer what I would have suffered if she’d been harmed. It’s not right—’ His [Carlisle’s] wide, unexpected smile stopped the rush of my words cold.”

which yeah i see why she changed that. yeesh. (also how did i not realize how LONG the draft was before this?!)

aha, thank you sweet anon! good lord, page 214 of the draft? you're right, i don't remember the leak being that long, my god

that quote reminds me of those posts you'd see during the #MeToo movement that went along the lines of, "Boys, we need to support women not being raped. she could be your daughter! your mother! your grandmother! your aunt!" ugh. performative bullshit. never trust someone who can only empathize with others by contextualizing that person's role in their own lives

#this is only for the tags #but i will never not hold an intense rage for the 'she could be somebody's ___ posts' #most utter rot garbage bullshit i've ever heard #i saw one of them reposted by the man who sexually assaulted me in college #and THAT SAME DAY HE POSTED IT another woman who he'd sexually assaulted messaged me on FB to share her story and her #utter flaming rage over the fact that he would post such performative 'woke' garbage bullshit #to clarify #she didn't know that i'd been sexually assaulted by this person - she ASSUMED i had. which. holy shit. should really tell you sth #and hoo boy we BITCHED over that man and those stupid posts for EVER lol #NEVER TRUST SOMEONE WHO CAN ONLY EMPATHIZE W/ OTHERS BY CONTEXTUALIZING THAT PERSON IN THEIR OWN LIVES!

[piplupod]

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#sorry i just am supposed to make a post #i cant fight the brain issues tonight sorry for any insane posting im going to try to tag stuff if i can #things are uhhhh not real rn fnfjdkdl #i need to make a post or smth bad is going to happen sorry i am supposed to say smth somewhere i think to make me real again maybe #hoo we are experiencing an episode of some kind. this is not uhhh good ! #if i post this tho then maybe I'll be a real person again okay it will be okay #i will not be checking inbox btw tonight so dont bother sending anything there fhdksl i dont trust ppl to be kind w this #unreality tw

[toasteaa]

Finally triple crowned Xiao last night so now my thoughts will be fixed solely on my precious glass cannon that nukes everything but dies immediately

#toast talks #genshin impacted #my little bird...I love him so so much #But I can't trust him on his own so he HAS to be babysat by kokomi whenever he's on the field #Also we're gonna have to talk about his heavy hit taken lines #I know he didn't just get hit hard as shit - take it with stride - and then just grind out 'good.' #Honey baby boy we gotta give you some softness to balance that out cause uh...hoo boy...