#ITS STUPID BUT IDC

[taintedcigs]

GETAWAY CAR — rockstar!e.m. x f!reader

♬ I'm in a getaway car, I left you in a motel bar, put the money in a bag and I stole the keys, that was the last time you ever saw me. ♬

summary: in which you return to hawkins to attend your best friend nancy's wedding, facing the problems you left behind, and the one person you abandoned; eddie munson. — inspired by getaway car by t.s.

spotify playlist.

warnings — ANGST, pining and slowburn, two idiots in love!!, second chance at romance, kinda friends to hating each other to lovers, strong language!, smut (eventually, minors dni), portrayal of a toxic, emotionally/physically absive relationship (not the main ship ofc), mentions of alc*hol and drg use.

pairings — rockstar!eddie munson x fem!reader, past billy hargrove x fem!reader

authors note — okay i sweeearr this is the last time. i made myself a cover and im sooo excited to share this series with yall again, this was one of the first series i posted but i rlly hated how i wrote that so this is almost like an entirely new version of it ! im so proud and so excited for you guys to read it ❥

-ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ- CHAPTERS

chapter one: best of times, the worst of crimes

chapter two: where i end you begin.

chapter three: i’ll swim down, would you?

chapter four: two notes and a heart down

chapter five: struck a match & blew your mind

chapter six: all tomorrow's parties

chapter seven: she’s thunderstorms

chapter eight: made your mark on me

chapter nine: multitude of casualties (coming soon ♡)

-ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ- BLURBS

flashback when you met me (coming soon ♡)

#eddie munson x reader #eddie munson series #eddie munson x y/n #rockstar!eddie munson #rockstar!eddie munson x reader #eddie munson fanfic #getaway car #getaway car series #eddie munson angst #eddie munson imagine #stranger things #eddie munson x fem!reader #IM SO EXCITED #I HOPE U GUYS LIKE IT BC I SPENT TOO MUCH TIME ON THE CHARACTERIZATION #ITS STUPID BUT IDC

[sharkiezpancake]

we should have like "laughing out loud" but like for giggling or nose air coming out like. lol is a part of my vocabulary and not used the way it's supposed to by anyone, so let me introduce; "gol"

#giggling out loud #its stupid but idc #gol #this should be such a thing #you know you agree #you want it #hehe:)

[dykeyangel]

maybe im a hater but calling the lesbian relationship "a gay ship for straights" while calling a non canon mlm relationship "a gay ship for gays" genuinely pisses me off so bad like how the hell is a relationship between two Black lesbians, one of which is masc, for straight people. like, honestly if we're gonna play that game, straight women fetishize Buck and Eddies relationship way more, it's way more popular with straight audiences, while Hen and Karen's storylines get ignored by straight fans AND gay fans. like Christ just say you people do not care about lesbians or female characters one fucking bit

#yeah whatever maybe its not that deep or they didnt mean anything by it but to call a CANON LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP 'for straights' #is agonizingly stupid #like fuck we cannot just respect lesbian relationships huh like we are not capable of it #idc im not gonna be nice or understanding about this at best youre fucking dumb at worst youre fully lesbophobic #im so tired of how little this fandom cares about the female characters ESPECIALLY hen and karen #henren #911 abc

[im-a-goddamn-cat]

can everyone stop using virgin as an insult and implying/saying that not having sex is bad and makes you a loser or whatever

#im already insecure about this shit and then i come online to relax and see shit like this that makes me hate myself more #at this point i straight up block ppl who do this shit idc if its petty or stupid #meowing #ace tag #ace #asexual #aroace #aromantic asexual #aspec #acespec #queer #lgbt #lgbtqia #lgbtqia+ #lgbt+ #mogai

[chickenoptyrx]

....I just wanted to draw gators :T at this point these 2 are more 'a representation of my last 2 brain cells' then they are actual characters 😅

#im living vicariously through the cartoon guys #because i want to A. pick up gator (strong man style) #and B. ..pick up gator (hug) #ok but so i recently found out an area where i take stupid little walks for my stupid little mental health #has! GATORS!! (potentially. theres signs.) #and this is great cause seeing gators would def heal me as a person #but ok so when i look for hiking places i always look north cause the terrains more hilly #but now im lookin south more cause turns out i AM in fact far enough south to see gators!! #and yeah looks like theres a handful of nature reserves w hiking trails the same distance away as the little mountain trails i go to #its flatter and the trails are less extensive so ill hafta see if i think its worth it #but then too theres a really big black water swamp that.. further away then i wanna drive.. #but also i drove 5 hrs once just to go to mammoth cave as a day trip so.. we'll see.. #my friend says he wont go w me tho :T he'll just report me missing #this has been a tag ramble about my sudden outset intrest in seeing a gator #my bullshit #lol barely but still #also- i told myself not to over do it drawin the scales or coloring it #and as you can see i dont listen to myself ever #lol they look outta place but idc i got to draw 2 of my favorite characters and also ALLIGATORS :U #living the dream rn

[jondoe279]

atp i genuinely doooon’t care if the old guard two is the worst thing put to film i just want to see the best character of all time (andromache the scythian) and her loser henchmen and everyone’s favorite girl nile freeman again

#its not even funny anymore WHERE IS ANDY AND NORIKO!!!!!!!!!!! it was supposed to be the year of dyke drama 😞😞😞😞😞😞 #like given the way they structured the first movie the second would have to be almost wholly original and differ a lot from the comic #like andy cant go thru the shit noriko puts her thru so im guessing the script would switch her out with nile getting tossed in the ocean #but that doesnt really work with norikos comic characterization (trying to get andy to see her point by making her go thru what noriko did #isnt something quynh will gaf about if andy isnt one of the immortals. andys become thr ‘vermin’ noriko hates!!!) #and given the end of the movie everyones chill with copley so joe and nickys whole subplot cant exist anymore…. idk maybe theyll switch out #copley with moose?? idc as long as we get their stupid car conversation tbh makes me laugh #honestly given the changes that would have to be made they probably just made a stupid movie and don’t want to release it. but I DONT CAREEE #its not exactly like the first one was that good i still mute it in preparation for every cringe needle drop like its a lame movie but its #genuineeeeee fun like i seriously do not care netflix give me my movie!!! #the old guard

[mewobrute]

might make more stupid short comics in the future, but im not continuing this one,

what happens after is that cross tries to take the bowl back and they drop it breaking it, nightmare comes in all pissed at the noise, and gives them a spanking(he doesnt spank them he just tells them to stop being dumbasses).

#killersans #undertale au #cross sans #sans au #bad sanses #undertale aus #sans #short comic #silly #comic #stupid comic #killer is too lazy to put on pants #cross wakes up way to early #killer takes melatonin/sleeping pills cause it's difficult for him to sleep #dust also takes melatonin/sleeping pills #they act like brothers but i like to ship them wtf im conflicted someone help me #take this as a kross mini comic or just them being stupid idc its up to you #even tho kross isnt implied #do whatever hehehehe

[glitchedmagic]

@theminecraftbee ‘s ficlets about Decked Out eating Tango have been living in my head rent free so here’s a little post-do thing of my own.

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“The server resets tonight.”

It’s been just over two months since Decked Out finished. Just over two months since anyone has seen or heard from Tango.

Zed knows what happened. Not the details. And he certainly couldn’t explain it to anyone else. But he knows.

And the gnawing feeling of guilt has kept him coming back to the dungeon. Every day.

Decked Out is asleep. Zed can walk through the citadel without a desperate need to throw himself to the ravengers. He can even wander below, into the redstone, without being electrocuted to death. Maybe it’s dead, but Zed doubts it. He knows it’s just sleeping. Eventually, it will wake up. It will be hungry and will lure whoever enters this world into its depths.

Maybe that’s when Tango will wake up too.

Zed won’t be here to see it.

“Who knows when you’ll be able to eat again?”

His voice is quiet but he knows the whole dungeon can hear him. He plays with the clasp on his gas mask. Tango’s storage room, where he lays on the dusty floor, has enough oxygen flowing through it still to allow him to breathe without the mask, though he’s already getting a bit of a headache. He’ll put the mask back on soon. Eventually.

“One last snack?”

He’s offered the dungeon himself hundreds of times these past few months. As a player, when it was live, hoping to spark a bit of his friend’s life back into him. Then after. Hoping for something. For a glimpse of flickering blue flame and wide eyes that had long since given up pretending to see.

There’s quiet.

There’s so much guilt in the quiet.

Don’t worry, Zed. Just a few months. Not too big of a project.

All good here. With level one done, the rest will go a lot quicker.

Yeah, level three got away from me a bit. Level four will be smaller, don’t worry.

Audio needed to be reworked, you know how it is. Soon.

Just tired, lost track of time last night.

Not too much longer now.

Don’t worry, I’ll be back to normal when the game’s done. Promise.

Did Tango know he was lying?

Zed is well aware that what he’s doing isn’t good for him. It’s ironic, how Tango pulled away from everyone, to eventually disappear in this cave. And now Zed’s doing the same thing.

It was always Tango pulling Zed out. Into the sun for a stupid game or a ridiculous project.  So it makes sense that without him, Zed can’t bring himself to leave the hole.

“I could break more redstone.” Zed offers the dungeon. “Really get you mad.”

He’d done that. About two weeks after Decked Out went dormant. He hadn’t gotten a reaction at the time. But the next day, everything was repaired.

That had spurred Zed into doing a stakeout. Break some stuff, sit and wait until the dungeon brought Tango out to fix it.

Zed had died down in the redstone, waiting. It hadn’t been a pleasant death.

That’s when Impulse had stepped in, staging his own intervention. But all it had done is make Zed feel more guilty.

An intervention for the guy who failed to do an intervention when Tango needed it most.

See? Ironic.

His head is starting to pound. He puts his mask back on.

“I want my friend back, you stupid castle,” He says through the mask. The dungeon understands him anyways.

He won’t be getting Tango back. He’s known that for much longer than he can admit.

Time passes. His phone dings a few times. It’s just the others. Making preparations. The server resets in just a few hours.

“Was it worth it?” Zed asks. “Not you, dumb dungeon. I’m asking Tango. Was it worth it? Did you make this choice? Did you know the consequences?”

Silence.

“Did you ever consider saying goodbye?”

The thing is? Tango was saying goodbye. In the only way he could. It was in the heartfelt artifacts crafted for each hermit. It was in his own voice, echoing words throughout the dungeon long after his own voice left him. It was in every ounce of the game.

None of them saw it until it was too late.

Zed stands. He has to be at spawn soon. He has stuff to pack. He has his own hole in the ground to say goodbye to.

He takes the long way out. Up into the main room of the citadel.

There’s a small part of him that hopes to see a glint of Tango. That’s what’s supposed to happen, right? A little wisp of blue fire. A soft voice. A gust of wind blowing a loose piece of paper across the floor. Something he can look at and be comforted by.

Nothing happens.

Zed knows that Tango’s gone.

He stands at the door. It’s open just a crack, just like he left it.

The night is clear.

“Goodbye, Tango.”

#second: its a horror story about losing yourself and being forced to accept it #me: a tragedy about not being able to say goodbye got it #also like????? in a world where death is meaningless??? THIS? THAT TYPE OF GRIEF??? HOW WOULD YOU DEAL #my 'tango is eaten by his base' hcs are a bit different from theirs but idc the vibe is very much the same #for a bit of horror that i couldn't squeeze in #i imagine that tango (as in like his physical body) is asleep somewhere in the redstone #its just impossible for anyone to find #yes the dungeon did that on purpose so none of those other stupid hermits can try and 'save him' #also idk how it would work in-world but everyone who will be playing decked out on the world download? #food for the dungeon #glitch talks #hermitcraft #tangotek #hermitfic

[batarangsoundsdumb]

dick: weren't you going to help damian with his school supplies for his first day back?

bruce: i thought you were helping him with that?

dick: but if i'm not helping damian, and you're not helping damian then who is-

*sound of chainsaw revving upstairs*

bruce and dick:

#this is VERY stupid #anyways happy back to school months #idk theres people who went back 2 weeks ago theres people going back in two weeks idc its ON topic #<3 #dc #dcu #batman #dc comics #bruce wayne #batfam #dick grayson #robin

[poisonousquinzel]

"I'm nobody. I haven't done anything with my life like you have."

Todd Phillips, Scott Silver, Lady Gaga genuinely, lovingly, fuck you.

I will never forgive you. I hope every day your bones get softer and softer and then one day when you're not expecting it, I shall be there, and I will gnaw through your Achilles heel<3

#LIKE WHAT THE FUCK???? IVE NOT DONE ANYTHING WITH MY LIFE #SHES SUPPOSED TO BE A DOCTOR SHE SPENT OVER A DECADE IN FUCKING SCHOOL IM GONNA FIGHT #IM THROWING HANDS WITH EVERYONE INVOLVED THATS SO NASTY #idc i will not be acknowledging this as an actual Harley cause shes not. i dont fucking care. #the Only thing making her Harley is that they called her that. change her hair color and color scheme and bam PUNCHLINE #but no they decided to be stupid and insulting and ignorant. #this genuinely makes me so mad. #i watched the trailer and every time im like jfc okay its gonna suck they just release something absolutely worse #i will be spending my entire therapy session tomorrow ranting passionately about my hatred for todd phillips #i would fight him for a corn chip #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #baby im so sorry to be tagging you i know this aint you baby!!! you're better than this!! you deserve better #dc comics

[accio-motivation]

#im so sorry for this one #😂 #its so stupid but idc #gotta post those memes i made ages ago somewhere #doctor who memes #doctor who meme #doctor who #14th doctor #donna noble #10th doctor #doctor who 60th anniversary #dw 60th

[st4rstudent]

snrrrkk mimiimimimimimimi

#clemart #ttcc #toontown corporate clash #macthinker #ummmmm yeah sure this gets tagged with the characters idc anymore #prethinker #brian ttcc #mac opsys #this was a little doodle i did a few days ago in a few minutes so enjoy #stupid idiot forgot to take off its glasses and theyre bent now. SAD! oh well. i feel no mercy for that thing

[pinkusmaximus]

she is so SILLY and i want to KISS HER A LOT. A LOT. a lot. a lot.

#i love her STUPID POUTY FACE #maybe i should just kiss her about it #im not worried about the rabies it's ok there's a vaccine for that #just need to get the vax within 24 hours its cool #ill survive #junker queen #junkerqueen #queen of junkertown #odessa stone #odessa dez stone #overwatch screenshots #overwatch 2 #ovw #ovw2 #ovw screenshots #wastelander skin #objectively the best idc i dont make the rules i just enforce them #i spread the gospel if you will #i dabble #in the word of our good lord #i am getting increasingly unhinged i will halt #pinky thinky

[linktube]

i think its some of damiens responsiblity to think what kinda relationship he cultivaded with his fans. and why is centering his need for explaning, defending and further protecting his self/image is his knee jerk reaction. unless you do those things a social media break is just another way of image management. plus it wont feel better when you come back and you are still centering your image which causes you too act defensive/childish. you cant support things thru acts of fear and nervousness and not expact them to crumble! i know people joked abour his virtue signalling in the past, and they are jokes, but its a curious thing people notice that around him enough to point that out. i hope he can actually look into that part of himself with a more honest critical lense.also these twitch stream where he wants this magicaly ''positive'' enviroment where people can ''escape'' is just unrealistic at best. this is a livestream where people rush on each other to talk to you. its by nature feeding into these things im afraid if you wont allow friction there, you'll fall into cencoring. positivity is not the warm blanket you think it is, its more of a trap lol

#some thoughts #blocking fans in general is a very emotional but stupid move lol(to me) as a somewhat public figure he must understand that block feature i #practically useless to him other than get his frustration out maybe for a minute? then what? #it only creates a snowball effect. #idk its feels counterproductive altho i can still understand where the frustration is coming from #stan twitter can be nasty. getting cussed by 17 year old girls with no emotional regulation and too much time lol #anyways this is absolutely not about him having the perfect response/apology.. that'll happen and idc about pr managing his reactions lol #also personally i dont find the joke much of a big deal. its whatever. lazy lowblow at worst #he just needs to be realistic about his internet presence and how it interacts with his defensive/nervous personality #and in grand scheme of things the way he interacts with ''activism''.. its not for him/about him. #at the end this reaction is a part of him! he can do what he will with that #hope he has people around him that can be critical about his intentions/reactions without it being taken as a personal attack

[stop-or-ill-tell]

Look. Ryu Si-o is my favorite character.

They literally spent this whole episode talking about how smart and educated and intelligent Pavel is. And you know why? Because when they were focusing on Si-o they sure as fuck couldn't show it.

That man has never had a crush before and it shows. He's like big CEO mafia man killing people on the daily but sure. I'll take this girl ik very little about and show her everything. I won't suspect her for things she obviously did. I'll take her word on everything. She's so charming and cute and stong, she can do no wrong, except on my behalf ofc 🤭🥰

#idc what anyone says ryu si-o is babygirl coded af #hes so fucking funny to me #also its a good thing that everyone in this show is stupid cuz they all keep doing things right out in the open that ought to get them #like close that door. drive away. dont be seen with these people #strong girl nam soon #ryu sio

[t0talbra1nd3ath]

Finally decided to make a ref sheet of my sona lol, if you have any questions about her you are welcome to send me asks and I'll gladly yap about all of the stupid lore I came up with

#sona art #character art #artists on tumblr #character sheet #reference sheet #yes she can grow a dick #ik its stupid and idc #genderqueer #genderfluid