Grian's crimes of episode 4
Accessory to attempted murder ×2
Horse abuse
Murder
Destruction of property
74 tnt minecarts
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Everybody else is talking about Polites and Odysseus’s mom in The Underworld and the “WHO” and The Monster being a banger meanwhile I’m over here in my corner blasting the chorus of No Longer You on repeat like I SEE A SONG OF PAST ROMANCE I SEE THE SACRIFICE OF MAN I SEE PORTAYALS OF BETRAYAL AND A BROTHERS FINAL STAND
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So I just discovered that everyone hates lore Olympus now. It's so fucking funny. People are picking at it for nits and acting like it's the BIGGEST crime in fiction ever. Like - gasp - this aspect of the original myths was changed or glossed over. How DARE this bitch artist!!!? And oh the HORROR he proposed to her while she was VULNERABLE.
Y'all need fucking fainting couches for your dramatics. It's just a comic. Just because it's popular doesn't mean it has to be perfect and hating on it for stupid reasons doesn't make you look smart it makes you look like a trend hopper. You don't have to like the comic, I don't particularly. But the amount of bitterness towards this comic amazes me.
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— happy new year, from your dearest lili.
first off, i want to thank all of you guys for making my 2023 such an incredible rollercoaster !! ure all v silly n fun n adorable i js wanna grrRRAAA SMOTHERS ALL OF U WITH AFFECTION TAKE MY FUCKINH LOVE RAAAAHHHH 👹 I LOVE INTERACTING W ALL OF U IT ALWAYS MAKES ME SMILE N GIGGLE LIKE AN IDIOT HEHEHEJFN 🤭🤭
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There's a story that's coalescing in my head right now,
I was sitting there wondering how Barbie was going to figure out bowel movements. She's never actually pooped before. She's never actually taken care of herself, her body is new.
How terrifying, Barbie.
Barbie chose to continue her existence, and I hope that Ruth imparted the basic knowledge Barbie needed to at least use her bowels.
But Ruth's been in the basement for 70 years, her knowledge of navigating this world is a little out of date.
Barbie might have a lot of culture and body shock - and did she notice the cellulite first, or did another Barbie? Cellulite is such an interesting thing - it's beautiful, y'know.
And Ken - how does his journey turn out? A lot of children suddenly had Ken dolls.
Speaking of, did America Ferrera's character have the OG Stereotypical Barbie? How does that work? Why did my brain automatically go to Barbie collecting her friends dolls so she could talk to them? (And let's be honest act out some slightly NSFW probably iffy consensual stuff that I'm trying to resist the urge to write)
Or even in that vein, the angsty teenager going back to the real world and telling her friends, also terrifying teenagers, who realize that they might be able to open a portal between worlds
Because they (her friends) worship the ground this kid walks on and even if they don't really believe her are pretty much game to do anything because why not,
But then they accidentally open the door to one of the dinosaur toy worlds. Because groups of angsty teens attract chaos, and now Barbieland has to fend off the Dinosaurs.
Ken might not get a horse (though the Breyer collection might as well let Ken have a horse), but he can have a T-Rex.
And Barbie and America Ferrera and America Ferrera's husband can fall in love. ❤️
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