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boredzillenial · 24 days

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Sir’s Surprise

Poe is off on a mission but has just the thing to fill his pet’s needs

Themes: Dom!Poe, gn!reader, use of honorifics (Commander, Sir ; little porg, pet, honey), voice kink (I tried lol), anal

A.N.: we’re not gonna talk about how long it took me to scroll to find this request or how long it took me to do it lol I’m catching up i swear 🫥

“Please-” they whined “how long is this mission supposed to last…”

“As long as it takes, you know that my little porg.” Poe’s voice teased over the comm.

Their face grew hot “Stop calling me that - those things are so annoying.” Their voice broke on the final word setting embarrassment through their veins. Despite the several parsecs that laid between Poe’s position and theirs he still knew how to work their nerves.

Poe tsked “You think you can catch an attitude when I’m off on a mission? Guess you won’t get your surprise.” He chuckled.

“What?” Their body went stone still. For as strict as Poe could be, he was a fantastic gift-giver.

“Shame too - it would’ve helped with some of this neediness.” He cooed “would’ve filled your needs pretty well I think.”

Heart pounding in their ears they leapt up and began to tear through the shared bunk space. Checking in drawers and under the mattress, with Poe’s laughter echoing from the comm. “You’re not gonna find it.” His singsong tone set their nerves on edge.

Their body begged for some sort of release from the pent up desire. “Come on Poe -”, desperation shifted to frustration.

The comm went deadly silent, “What did you call me?” His voice was icily calm.

“I-I mean Commander. I’m s-“ their blundered apology was cut short with the sound of something opening in the corner of the cramped space.

“You want it so bad?” His voice clipped, they turned to see a secret compartment now open in the wall, “Take it.”

They shifted and peaked into the compartment, laying eyes on the surprise. “S-sir did you…”

“But your gonna take all of it.” Poe’s timbre was stern, with that unmistakable heated tone.

They picked up the heft of the silicone surprise and looked over it with wide eyes. The bulbous tip, the sleek shaft etched with veins down the sides, ending with a flared base and suction cup. The accuracy had them dumbstruck. “S-sir I don’t -“

“You’re lucky I’m not there right now - or I’d stuff that in your throat for talking back.” His voice went icy “And I’d stuff myself in that tight little ass for good measure.”

They froze, body shivered in anticipation now that they could hold him, at least a version of him. “In fact, you’ll need to practice before I’m back.” Poe’s tone shifted with a lilt “suck it, do it well enough for me to hear.”

They brought the tip of the cool silicone to their face, taking a test lick. That ache deep inside them fired at the touch of the tip pressing past their lips.

Slurping and sucking sounds filled the tight space as they got to work. Almost mindless in their ministrations as they took it deeper and deeper. “That’s it, you love my cock filling that wet little mouth don’t you.” Poe growled.

They touched themselves in time with the slide of his girth between their lips, eliciting a broken groan. “Touching yourself already sweetheart?” His sultry tone sent the ache into something primal. “Good, you got it nice and slick?”

They pulled the toy out with a pop “yes sir.” They huffed.

“Good pet. You know where I want it next.” He pressed, they knew exactly where he wanted it. “Go to my chair.”

They adjusted the toy on the nearby desk chair. Fastening the suction cup firmly and taking a moment to admire it glistening, beckoning them closer.

“Lube is where it always is.” Poe’s voice jolted them out of their momentary pause. They scrambled a bit through the usual drawer and popped the tube open. Soft squelching sounded as they covered it from tip to base.

“Talk to me pet.” He cooed.

“I-it’s ready.” They said as they slowly straddled the chair. Cold silicone chilled further with the lube lightly tapped their rear.

“So are you, now, have a seat. Nice and slow.” He encouraged.

They notched the bulbous tip against the tight ring of muscle, a soft gasp escaped as the head made its way in.

“Good, good job.” Poe cooed softly “You sound so cute when the tip pops in.” His voice grew closer to a groan.

“How’d you-“

“Honey, I know the sounds you make to every inch of me.” He chuckled.

Their heart hammered in their chest at his laugh and the stretch of him. Another inch had them gripping onto the back of the chair for dear life. They lifted for a moment of relief before shifting deeper down onto it, a shaky groan passed their lips. “F-fuck.”

Their legs shook a moment, knees threatened to buckle from the pleasure as they sunk further. Their groan twisted to a whimper when his voice growled over the comm “Ugh those sweet little sounds. You’ve got me so hard… Half way there honey you’re doing great.”

“S-sir I don’t think I can -“

“Yes you can-“ his throaty command cut their protest short “touch yourself, you can do it, go all the way.”

They started slowly, stroking and caressing. Between Poe’s praise and their own hand their body relaxed, allowing his replicated girth to ease all the in until they hit the flared base.

“I - I did it.” Their mixture of huffs and groans filled the tight space. “F-feels so g-good sir.” They slowly lifted and sank, a low fire building in their belly. Every nerve felt alight with the stretch of it.

The mixture of noises from the lube, the toy, the creaking chair and Poe’s whimpering pet sent his mind spinning. “You’re taking me so well honey I know it. Shit you sound so good.” Mechanical clicking and whirring sounded over the comm, “I’m cutting my mission short, you stay right there.”

“W-what?” They groaned, another lift up and slow slide down pushed them closer to release.

“I’m only a couple parsecs away. I can’t stay away from you like this.” His tone turned to something hungry, deep.

They sat down fully to give their legs a rest and whimpered at the feel of him deep inside them, “H-how long.” They huffed.

“Not long.” Poe clipped, “stay right where you are, you need to be ready for what I have in store for you.”

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#poe dameron #poe dameron fic #poe dameron smut #poe dameron x gn!reader #poe Dameron Star Wars #oscar isaac characters #Oscar Isaac brainrot #poe dameron fanfiction #poe Dameron fanfic

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whatthefishh · 1 year

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I watched In Secret last night and just. Oh okay. Oh.

He’s such a little whore I love him so much.

I had to pause and breathe (well. Kitty had to pause it for me bc !!!! Brain empty)

Yeah, you do, you MF.

@kittyofalltrades

#in secret #Oscar Isaac brainrot

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saintels · 8 months

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⌕ www.saintels.co/webcamz/sintober2023/1

♱ 𝖘 𝖎 𝖓 𝖙 𝖔 𝖇 𝖊 𝖗 ♱

★ NOW SHOWING 🎞️ VOYEURISM

☆ starring miguel o’hara

☆ contains masturbation, ejaculation, watching another person masturbate, pet names. rushed writing. this is a drabble. 18+ MDNI.

☆ voyeurism is the practice of gaining sexual pleasure from watching others when they are naked or engaged in sexual activity.

there’s just something so pretty about it all. when his eyes aren’t screwed shut, he’s gazing at you from under dark lashes before he throws his head back onto the pillow.

you sit by the end of the bed on your knees, hands on the sheet between your thighs and lips parted to let out quiet pants as you watch miguel pump himself dry in his own fist. ribbons of thick cum that often paint your walls inside are milking down his knuckles.

“you like that, baby?” he rasps out.

he watches you chew on your nail, brows furrowed as you nod rapidly.

miguel letting you watch him pleasure himself was simply a treat.

you were a good girl. miguel knew it. he adored the way his own pleasure was the pure source of yours, and getting to watch him please himself was something you frequently begged him for.

he often gave you this pleasure to watch him when he thought you deserved it. the only rule — don’t touch yourself.

“fuck, amor,” he whispered under his breath before a loud groan rumbled from his throat. the last of his orgasm spurted out in loads to cover his beefy torso, muscles visually tightening as he tensed himself for his release.

when he sat up, he took in that of what a lustful mess you were. he could see the hearts in your eyes, practically feel the heat from your cheeks as you tried your best to control yourself.

he sits up and leans forward, softly cupping your warm cheeks.

“amor,” the whisper flows like silk as his pillowy lips place feathery kisses over your face.

you jolt slightly in surprise, a small gasp elicited from your lips as miguel runs two fingers over your folds.

he collects the slick on his digits and smirks as he brings them up to your face.

“enjoyed that did you?”.

you whine quietly at his teasing, the mess of your orgasm squelching as you squeeze your thighs together tightly.

#+ 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 ! 𐚁 #interactions appreciated #sorry this is shit #miguel o’hara #miguel #miguel o’hara smut #smut #miguel o’hara x reader #x reader #female reader #spiderman #spiderman 2099 #spiderman: across the spiderverse #atsv #across the spider verse #oscar isaac #brainrot

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letojessica · 1 year

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we are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. that is our great glory, and our great tragedy.

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eyelessfaces · 2 months

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I can't stop making him coquette

#the brainrot is going well as you can see #llewyn davis #he would hate me #I'm so sorry babe #jane talks #oscar isaac

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radiodeerr · 4 months

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one day we will see him properly … one day…..

(also yes i am hyperfixating on moonknight again and can’t shut up about it)

#need more jake lockley content in my life #moon knight #renew s2 so i can see him ☹️☹️#jake lockley #moonknight #IM NOT GOING TO SHUT UP ABOUT MOONKNIGHT UNTIL WE GET S2 #i have brainrot #oscar isaac

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whowantsnachos · 1 month

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oh my god, oscar isaac is so pretty, i love him sm

#i just rewatched the force awakens a couple hours ago #so i’m on full poe dameron brainrot right now #he’s so bbg #I CANT #AAAAAA #how is he possible #oscar isaac #poe dameron #star wars #star wars the force awakens

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my-secret-shame · 11 months

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My latest Miguel O'Hara brain rot is that the Miguel we saw in itsv isn't the same as the Miguel in atsv, and they are alternate versions of each other.

Which has only made me think about them meeting.

atsv!Miguel: You're shorter than I expected.

itsv!Miguel: You're more of a cunt that I expected.

#spiderverse #across the spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse spoilers #miguel o'hara #brainrot #across the spider verse spoilers #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman into the spiderverse #oscar isaac

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soft-girl-musings · 8 months

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side profile. n ose.

do you understand my vision

#i just. want to bite. this is what 4 months on tumblr has done to me.#the space sisters brainrot is so real send help (or a beautiful brown man with Nose p l e a s e)#oscar isaac #pedro pascal #shouting into the void here

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h4untedsp3ctor · 3 months

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Doesn't this give Marc vibes to y'all? Because I feel like he's giving Marc here 🤭

#marc spector my beloved #he's my brainrot at the moment in case y'all couldn't tell #moon knight #marc spector #oscar isaac #oscar isaac hernandez estrada #oscar isaac characters

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boredzillenial · 23 days

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Delisssious

Authors note : just a silly lil text fic between Anselm and you because why not inspired by this silly lil gif. But seriously why is he hot wtf

Theme: flirty, sexting with this weirdo below

Hello

Yes?

Are you around here somewhere?

I’m on the grounds, what do you need sir?

So formal. Has the grocery shipment delivered yet? I’m feeling peckish

Truck was delayed. Those responsible have been dealt with.

Good good

….

I have another question, about last night.

Sir, we really shouldn’t discuss that over text.

I’m aware. But I do believe I can discuss what I want, where I want, in whatever manner I want

Affirmative 👍

Don’t get sassy with emoticons. I was going to say last night was astonishing.

Thank you?

Who knew you were so flexible my dear

Please don’t

Or so dexterous

Call Denied

Answer your phone

So bossy. I’m in the middle of a meeting

You’re in a meeting sexting me?

I do believe sexting involves photographs

Sometimes - shouldn’t you be paying attention to the presentation?

Photo recieved

Anselm I really don’t think having your cock out under your desk is a good idea

I was just teasing I’m not in a meeting

Video received

However I am in need of your assistance my darling.

Is a video of you stroking yourself in your empty office necessary?

I’m showing my need for you 🌽 Did you watch with the volume on?

No - your incorrigible. Why corn?

I was told it’s an innuendo, watch again with the sound

I think you meant 🍆

Is that my yogurt on the desk?

Either way my point was made. I told you I was peckish

You owe me

I intend to repay you as soon as you come to my office 👅

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Taglist: @melodygatesauthor @my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction @ominoose @romana-after-dark @lunar-ghoulie @flowercrownonapegion @howellatme @mooksmouse @ahookedheroespureheart @beezusvreeland @auntiegigi @moonkxight-blog @faretheeoscar @queerponcho @for-a-longlongtime @silvernight-m

#oscar isaac brainrot #oscar isaac characters #anselm vogelweide x you #anselm vogelweide x reader #anselm vogelweide #text fic #don’t judge me I was feeing silly

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whatthefishh · 7 months

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The audio edits that will come from this film are gonna be wild 😭

LMAO DANYYYYY

I cannot wait I caNNOT wait, if it’s anything like Marc or Sidney I’m gonna be deaf from my headphones

#inbox 💌#Oscar Isaac brainrot #does this make me a monster fucker

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fandxmslxt69 · 8 months

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okay I watched Lightningface because @melodygatesauthor told me to and I .........

have so many thoughts, and primarily, so many concerns.

i feel like i just walked out of. of a DC movie

#clem talks <3 #OKAY it was fun #like i enjoyed it (cuz of Oscar) but wha was that ENDING bro.#anyway #Basil brainrot LETS GO LETS GO !!!#oscar isaac #Lightningface #basil stitt

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luigisvampirebae · 11 months

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devilish-mirage · 2 years

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Anyone is free to share a thought and write their own version of this story, that's the reason why I put this post up. To let countless of beautiful minds to be creative, to make this AU their own; as long as you give credit of course! I would be delighted to read all of them. So unleash all of your thoughts, love!

I can't write for the life of me but imagine a fantasy world where the moon bois were the cursed!crown prince cause they didn't have the medical knowledge and maybe they're somehow a demon? Idk 😩

It would set in a medieval timeline and we (the reader) is an assassin who disguise ourself as his new maid.

We'd have all the qualities of a killing machine- cold and calculated, knows how to use our sex to advantages, manipulate, gatekeep and girlbossing our way to murder.

My god- just imagine us sneaking inside their bedroom, we'd get on top of him, sitting still on their stomach as we pull a dagger from our thigh strap as we aim for his neck.

Steven was the one who woke up and stare at us, eyes wide with admiration as the moonlight illuminates our face, highlighting our eyes and we'd stare deep into each other's eyes while the dagger touching his adam apple dangerously.

"Beautiful." He says out loud, we roll our eyes in amusement and tries to push the dagger only to be pinned down by Marc as he glare at us, face dangerously close that we can feel his breath on our face.

THE TROUPE WOULD BE SOMETHING LIKE:

Pretend engagement, forbidden love, the guy only kneels for his girl, destined to be together, I hate everyone but you, belated love epiphany.

Magic, magic, magic and more magic because I wanna be a magician/sorcerer. It's cool ok- 🏃🏃🏃

Steven: friends to lovers, he's warm, he's kind and he always tries to see the better in us, always forgiving us and give us many chances to make it up to him.

Marc: enemies to lovers, grumpy x sunshine. Marc being the grumpy, cold and rude to us, literally hate us because we tried to kill him while we're the sunshine and we'd be really flirty with him, always getting on his nerve and annoying him.

Now onto jake, I honestly feel like he's very unhinged and smooth because we've seen how he shamelessly seduced that nurse and dragged Harrow out. So maybe the dynamic that we have would probably be enemies to lovers like Marc but instead Jake being flirty with us and we'd also be like that, we'd amuse and entertain each other in ways that no one can.

But Jake is really dangerous and fucking feral, I want him to be the possessive n UNHINGED lover. The kind that wont hesitate to kill/hurt anyone that touches us. And we knows it so we sometimes be on high guard and switch to our assassin's persona, u know on how we'd be on edge because he makes us uneasy and stuff, unlike Marc and Steven we didn't know what's on Jake's mind and what does he think of us. But oh do we love to see him in all his maniacal glory, got us feelin' some type of way. 😏😏😏

She fell first but he fell harder for both Jake and Marc please bcs >>>>

The words that I would love to squeeze inside the fic:

1. "Kiss me- and this time don't fucking stop."

2. "Where is home?" "With me."

3. "I can't stop-" "Then don't."

4. "Touch them and you die."

5. "Are you mine?" "All yours."

6 "You look so pretty like this." "Only for you."

7. "The problem with me is you."

9. "If I kill them right before your eyes, will you still stay?" "Always, without a doubt."

10. "WHO DID THIS TO YOU?"

11. "I'm not a gentleman." "Lucky for you I'm not into them."

12. "You like what you see, Darlin'?"

13. "I'm supposed to hate you." "And yet- here we are."

14. "Do I make you nervous, Lockley/Spector/Grant?"

15. "You think you can intimidate me?"

16. "I hate myself for loving you, but I loathe the thought of not having you more."

17. "I love the way you make me feel." "Even when I'm trying to kill you?" "Especially that."

18. "I will burn the whole world down- just for you. You only need to say the word."

19. "What have I told you about you and your orders?"

20. "I hate you." "That's not what you said last night, sweetheart."

21. "Say it again, I love the way you say my name."

22. "You really has no fear." "Thanks for the compliment."

23. "I want to hurt you so bad." "I want to see you try."

24. "I like when you get mad."

25. "Don't look at me like that."

26. "The things I would do to you."

SOMEONE OR MAYBE MULTIPLE AUTHORS COULD WRITE THIS SERIES AND MAKE THEIR OWN VERSIONS??? I WOULD LOVE IT SO MUCH IF THAT HAPPENS OMG!!! ANYWAY- PLEASE WRITE OR TAG SOMEONE WHO WOULD BECAUSE I CAN'T WRITE GAAHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭

#steven grant x reader #marc spector x reader #moon knight #moon knight x reader #jake lockley x reader #steven grant #marc spector #jake lockley #moon knight fanfiction #medieval #fantasy #assasin #cursed!crown prince #mira's thoughts #miras's brainrot #oscar isaac hernandez estrada #oscar isaac #steven grant x you #x female reader

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strangerhands · 21 days

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i am never immune to dilfs

#i need those old men #...#immediately #.#please?#this post is about oscar isaac and mads mikkelsen.#currently.#thank you.#brainrot #talkin shit

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