#Scroll phone

[volatilemask]

P RANK QUOTA REACHED

#id in alt #ultrakill #v1 #mysterious druid knight #(and owl) #vm.txt #a keen eye will be able to notice the vid is different from the one on twitter. mdk's animation sucked so i tried fixing it #i think its better??? i think. idk. whatever #mdk's rig doesnt let me bend his hands and is a lot simpler so his animation was always gonna be more stiff in comparison #but i tried to make up for it by making him sway side to side more and delaying his head wiggle so it trails behind a bit #also sorry for the big gifs mobile users i wanted to spam more of them but i dont want to nuke my own phone when i scroll over this post

[fcthots]

Jason Todd would want you to take pictures of his face between your legs.

He'd want you to make sure that you have the flash on and have your other hand buried in his hair. Multiple pictures too. One with his face completely buried in your folds. One with his eyes drunkenly locked on you. Another after you tug his face away, hand still in his hair, with glassy half open eyes and slick all over his mouth.

If you send him the pictures when he's out of the house and busy, he'll drop whatever he's doing to get to take some more. And if you send him a video of you touching yourself to the pictures? He will go 100 in a 35 to see you and get to watch you.

#Based off this one funny story where some girl was with her boyfriend at the dermatologist or smthn and she was showing the nurse pictures- #of their vacation on the boyfriend's phone but scrolled one too far & accidentally showed the nurse a pic of the bf's face b/w her legs #jason todd #jason todd x reader #saph’s thots #red hood x reader #red hood #jason todd imagine #jason todd x you #red hood imagine #red hood x you #jason todd x reader smut #red hood x reader smut #jason todd smut #red hood smut #smut #i want to write more for this

[barbsart]

Honey what’s wrong you haven’t even touched your spookies (spirk cookies)

#I forgot I made these but I found them while scrolling through my phone gallery instead of going to bed #star trek #spirk #spock #kirk #spock/kirk

[morhido]

what is wrong with all of them

#WHY ARE THEY ALL FERAL CATS #i think hunter would be the only one in the hexsquad who's never bitten someone ngl #amity has DEFINITELY bitten her siblings before #like not even just as a toddler. once when she was 17 emira kept trying to steal her scroll so she bit her finger hard enough to bruise #(if any irls are reading this IM SORRY I BIT [redacted] WHEN SHE TRIED TO TAKE MY PHONE THAT ONE TIME) #toh #the owl house #toh willow #willow park #toh luz #luz noceda #toh gus #gus porter #gekkering

[electoons]

I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution

#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones #their magic phones. theyre scrolls #mia.txt #tes #skyrim #oh no wait i forgot j'zargo wants the position & actively tries to kill you (these are separate events but still probably not unrelated) #and nirya as well. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there #i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right #reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him #and he's the new archmage's special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it #dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities) #(im aware this is literally just how mage organizations are in tamriel but the nords largely have a unique disdain for magic #so its funny tht the winterhold mages make no attempt to like. be more normal to gain the locals' trust. they truly do not care) #(and you know what? good for them. fuck them nords)

[thebibliosphere]

Okay, I am attempting to be upright in the kitchen so I can practice something for my niece's birthday. Wish me luck.

#posting this to hold myself accountable so I don't just say I'm gonna do it then zone out scrolling my phone

[brrmian]

me waiting for my mom to be done talking to her friend in the store for 2 hours

#look at him scrolling on his phone like an ipad kid #i love him sm #tbb spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #star wars #the bad batch #tbb wrecker #sw tbb spoilers #tbb season 3 #sw tbb #the bad batch s3 #wrecker bad batch #clone trooper wrecker #the bad batch season 3 #sw #shitpost

[songbird-is-crying]

neil gaiman had a spot specifically reserved for him his books in the corner of my bookshelf at my childhood home and i miss it everyday

#let’s see i had #good omens #american gods #stardust #neverwhere #OH i had this giant annotated american gods book #it was originally $50 but at barnes and noble they were having a 50% hardcover sale and i got it for $25 >:) #that couldn’t fit on my bookshelf #so it went on my bedside table #i also had the good omens tv script book #i will never forget how i bought my friend this most beautiful illustrated copy of the ocean at the end of the lane #and i wanted to keep it SO BAD #but it was her 18th birthday and i thought it was very poignant #but when i gave it to her #i saw her put it on her read next list #i cannot describe the drop in my chest as i saw her scroll through her phone to place at the bottom at no. 169 #she still has not read it #neil gaiman

[l3irdl3rain]

marston is really giving wrex a run for his money in the world’s saddest beast competition

#i promise you guys have almost seen the last of me today #i have the Too Much Time Off Work blues and I'm burnt out on my Cyberpunk play through so I keep scrolling my phone #wrex #john #my post #i think that picture of wrex might be my most popular tumblr post #that feels like a lifetime ago

[sentientstump]

found an unfinished animatic for the season 9 first day, ✨hweat shenanigans✨ that i started a year ago ( o_o wdym a year ago ) And i kinda can't finish it now, so here you go!

yes, thats a horse head, its essential

also have a meme

i did a high resolution version as well but then i remembered why i wanted to do the animatic in the first place... and it's for that moment when a goofy looking horse cuboid head stares at you with its nose and you can't even see it's eyes

#i discovered it when i was scrolling through my internetless phone xD #boredom sure does things man #can't believe i still had that same palette saved in the programm! that was a saviour #could've been nicer if i found it two months ago for the anniversary right? xD sweet #it IS 15 pieces to be exact. good job younger me👍🏼 #alright its tagging time #stressmonster101 #docm77 #additional keralis false and ren #and hidden iskall and cub #hermicraft #hermitcraft s9 #artstump

[grickle14]

Addicted.

#grickledoodle #dogs #pugs #phone #addiction #scroll #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

[bressynonym]

cozy

#its been really cold here lately... #i imagine simon is a massive space heater and ava takes advantage #wakes up from a nap and finds ava on top of him (in his hoodie) scrolling thru her phone... #he def goes back to sleep LOL #[OC] Avarice #cod oc #call of duty oc #cod oc art #my oc #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x oc #simon riley x oc #ghost x oc #ghostgreeds #bressymbols

[languri]

Baby it's cold outside ❄️

#oh you must be a fool if you think I wont be equally obsessed with Shinjiham too #i never been so glued to my phone scrolling ao3 just consuming their content omg #i am on the brink of using my vpn and opening ff.net just to read more shinjiham content hsksksksks #but oh god theyre cute so so cute ughh i want to die #asukart #persona 3 #persona 3 portable #shinjiro aragaki #kotone shiomi #shinjiham #foolmoon

[why-the-heck-not]

I deleted tiktok, so I started to scroll through instagram reels. Then I deleted instagram and I started to watch youtube shorts. Now I’ve deleted youtube, and like at this point fucking watch me soon be the only viewer of tumblr live

#where there’s a will there’s a way #and I WILL procrastinate with scrolling through my phone #november 2023 #2023

[adhdandcomics]

anyone else this flavor of neurodivergent or is it just me

#i love 2 go to the club and dance and scroll my phone in the corner #genuinely #comic #comics #in fact. youll never believe what i’m doing right now #i drew this on my phone with my finger so i apologize for the quality

[sothasil]

My Senchal brothers again! Making refs for ArtFight just in case. I drew them as Alfiq and Ohmes both for fun - heavily recommend doing that with your own Khajiit OCs to play around with body types, fur, and whatnot!

I need to rename the older brother. Have any suggestions? In his lore, he goes by a khajiitified version of his old dunmeri wrestler name. Hell, I might rename the younger brother too...

#oc #the elder scrolls #khajiit #.csp #phone art #2024 #ft the lore friendly cotton speedos. i dont want to get sniped for catelf nondescript bulge