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sopiao · 10 months

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ghost with a pregnant!wife!reader with late night/general cravings :P

sending him to the nearest convenience store late at night started to become a regular thing a couple months after you two found out your pregnant.

Cravings start pretty early on but their more mild, craving and wanting food at random times of the day or having certain snacks on your mind for hours whenever it’s mentioned. But on the second trimester is when it gets really bad, odd foods or combinations start to taste amazing, the cravings and need for certain foods gets so strong it feels like your starving even after a full meal.

But your husband already knows how to deal with you, knows how to talk to you and calm you down in any state of mind. He was especially attentive and sensitive when you both found out about the baby.

Always scratching your back whenever you need him too. Keeping up with his research and looking up every little detail or notice. If you mention that your feet hurt or that you woke up in the middle of the night. He’ll spend the next hour surfing the internet to see if it’s something that’s bothering you or the baby.

He’ll sing it hum to your bump (only when your asleep), caressing the round with his scarred hands, sometimes even holding normal conversations about his day even though the baby can’t answer back.

Simon already can’t get much sleep with his insomnia or late nights that he’s up working. But when you wake him up in the middle of the night to tell him that you’re hungry. He immediately sits up, still a bit tired and lucid, but is more than willing to drive you to Sonic to get you whatever you want, or to the nearest gas station or 7-11 to buy you your snacks.

He’d still be half away when he’s standing in the aisle with you. Slightly swaying side to side, still in his pajamas which is just a black tank and black sweats. Watching you, still wearing his sleep shirt, happily fill your arms with snacks and drinks.

Simon still keeps his.

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“Love, seriously?” Simon walked into your and his shared bedroom, holding a plastic bag of food you asked him to buy. The small confused smile on his face when he sees you sitting in the middle of the bed, watching your favorite show.

“What? You know I get snacky sometimes” You shrug, wearing one of his favorite band shirts that he loves to see you in, as you watch him walk up to the bed and set the bag in front of you. Sitting at your side with his hand on your stomach, pecking your cheek.

“Chocolate and strawberries are fine. But watermelon and salt? You don’t think that’s a little odd?” Your husband chuckled, sitting behind you in a way that your sitting between his legs and you can rest your back on his chest. Rolling your eyes, rummaging through the bag.

“I’m carrying the baby here. Don’t question the baby’s needs” You try to shush his sass by loosely laying your hand over his mouth. He chuckles full of adoration, holding your hand as he watches you snack away. Wrapping his strong arms around you, mainly your bump, likes to think that he’s protecting both you and the baby when he does this.

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There were many nights that he woke up, sleepily searching for your figure in the bed with his arm. But when he can’t feel for you he sits up and opens his eyes to find your spot of the bed empty. And the door open with the hallway and kitchen lights on.

“Hun? What are you doing up?” He grumbles, rubbing his face to try and wake himself up, leaning against the door frame. His heart drops when he sees you turn around with a knife. He strides over and swiftly but gently removes the knife from your hand.

“I got hungry and I didn’t wanna wake you” By the sound of your voice he can tell that you’ve been up for a while and is wide awake.

Yes, you are often clumsy, but not that clumsy. Ever since the bump started to become more pronounced he was more protective of you from counter tops, shark objects, or anything blunt.

“Love, I don’t mind helping you with anything, especially now. You won’t bother me by asking” He explained in a tone that was slightly scolding but still very loving and soft, feeling so lucky that he was like this to you, it was so different than how he is with others or at work.

Simon later finds out that you just needed to cut your sandwich in triangles. For some reason it just taste better for you.

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He never once complained or thought negatively about how much you eat. Simon is absolutely in love with the thought of getting to hold a chubby baby on his inked arm. How chubby the little arms and fingers are. Being able to squish the chub of the cheeks and the roundness of the tummy.

Loves to think that every time you eat and indulge in your weird snacks, that the baby will grow more stronger and healthier. And if your happy, the baby is happy.

Simon even remembers which of your unusual food combos and snacks is your favorite to pack in your hospital bag.

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sleepyconfusedpotato · 2 years

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💰🐈 Captain Price and Greg the Cat! 💰🐈

This is based on my head cannon that Price is a cat dad. He owns a calico cat named Greg.

Greg's 4 years old. He's sassy just like his dad.

Price found a stray calico cat that likes to roam around the base in Britain. He's actually just a cat that lives on the base. Overtime, the cat just keeps following Price without reason (Soap secretly put a catnip on him), and Price decides to keep him.

Greg likes to jump on Price's head and lay on his shoulder when he's working on some paper works. He has a bed on Price's office.

(I made Greg a calico cat because I feel like calico's black and orange patches are similar to military camo patterns).

Price named him Greg as in a name for regular dude. At times, Price would use him as an excuse to escape a conversation. "Sorry lads, I got an appointment with Greg." "Gotta bounce, mate. I gotta find Greg." "Greg's mad at me."

I guess I've made a 141 + animals universe (★‿★)

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http-paprika · 2 years

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Soap: is that a new tattoo?

Y/N: Yes, it is. Look at my handiwork.

*it’s literally a poor scribble of a skull*

Soap: Absolutely beautiful, Y/N. Ghost is so lucky.

Ghost, who was the victim: fuck off.

#call of duty mw2 #call of duty #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley #x reader #john soap mactavish #soap #ghost is meow meow #head cannon

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wheezingstar · 15 days

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Excuse any spelling mistakes I make, I wrote this while walking on the side of a road to a dollar tree with my sister. ANYWAY, HIGH SCHOOL HEADCANNONS ME AND MY SISTER MADE WHILE WALKING!

So, Soap would do football and DOMINATE. He’d be quarter back or the guy who runs the ball… (I don’t know anything about football positions”

Gaz would join cheer (remember, this is a fucking headcannons calm your tits now.)

Price would obviously be the football coach BUT he’d also coach wrestling.

Ghost would 100% be apart of wrestling and he’d dominate too

Roach would be a band kid, silly lil clarinet player or flutes.

König Would either do Wrestling or Band, but I lean more towards hand because I get the vibe he’d want to try and blend in while also bullying the other band kids.

#simon riley fluff #call of duty headcanons #call of duty highschool #call of duty ghosts #simon ghost riley #john price #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #konig cod #band kids #football #wrestling #head cannons #Wheezing Star brainrot

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pearldog30 · 1 year

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How the guys would react to you waking up starting your period.

soap, ghost, Alejandro, Rudy, Alex. Alex doesn't get enough attention

All right y'all y'all know what time it is. HC TIME FOR ALL THE BOYS! okay I know I said I was going to do soap next but... (I may have or may have not woke up and had a heart attack cuz I thought I started my period and this idea came to my head so here you go) Also I don't know/forgot if someone has already done this but if you have please send me the headcanon so I can look at it 👀

Other works 👉Master list

this one's going to be 18+

Warnings| period cramps, blood, mood swings, mentions sex period/Sex

Let's be honest here, real quick they all know what a period is. they've worked with women/probably have women in their family. (although some of them don't know the ins and outs of it I will give them that)

Ghost 👻

Now as we know this man has never been in a relationship before, that is until you came along. now Simon understood the gist of a period because he works with some other females, and they would sometimes complain to him. (he would get very much annoyed about it btw) this poor man did not understand the true side effects, and how bad it really gets until he got with you. he never got annoyed at his female work associates again

The first time it happened of course! It had to be in the very beginning of y'all's relationship, and on one of the very rare nights Simon would let you sleep over at his place. you get abruptly woken up from who none other than your big boy Simon and before you know it Simon's budging you to get off the bed. so he can clean the sheets, and make sure it doesn't stain his bed. (did I forget to mention you have no idea what's going on, he just kind of dragged you out of bed. and you didn't realize until after you felt blood running down your leg.) and that's when Simon just so happened to notice as well. and get a shower ready for you since you're still very much dazed with sleep, you just kind of follow him into the bathroom no words have been exchanged but you did feel absolutely terrible, and you figured he was pissed off, and annoyed, at you with how he woke you up. but little did you know while you were in the shower, he was actually making you a nice hot cup of tea and getting his bed all comfy for you again.

As you got back in bed, you felt one of your terrible period cramps hit you, you couldn't help but just grunt in pain at the unexpected cramp you were just hit with. and Simon being Simon that has to follow you everywhere noticed it, and got real concerned. (and this day was the day, he realized how bad cramps can get and how fuckin Moody you can be!) he reached his hand out to make sure you are okay, but you just slapped it away. and him being the smart ass he is (which I 1,000% see him saying this) "would you like me to stop by the store get you some chocolate, i don't know what y'all women need." (you know that meme were Simon is just looking at soap while they were in the car in Las almas yeah that's the looked he got when he said that)

let's just say he never gave you a smart-ass comment again, while you're on your period.(but fr though he is a good BF/husband/fiance during that time of the month it just takes him some time to realize what you need/how yours can be)

Soap 🧼

Soapy boy you're next not going to lie this mf has no clue at all at what you need/what you want he's so lost (unlike Simon that knew a tiny bit. soap only knew the blood part, he didn't even know cramps or any of that stuff came with it.)

This was one of the times soap was actually fully home, to be with you for a little while. (because he fucked up his leg, while deployed trying to prove he could win a bet against Alejandro.) since today was the weekend you were off work, so you decided to sleep in with your lover, and enjoy the time you had. As you were sleeping surprisingly soap had woken up before you with a little bit of a problem "cough" "cough" "horny boy" "cough" so of course he decided to gently wake you up with nothing, but SOME GOOD OLD MORNING FASHION SEX. as he scooted closer to you he couldn't help but feel a wet spot on the back of your butt, and on the bed, he looked down to see what it was and. (Low key freaked out not expecting it at all) as he very much rudely and frantically woke you up "what Johnny" you say very pissed off with how you were woken up. "hen there's blood on the bed" he says getting up completely forgetting he fucked up his leg and fell to the floor.

You couldn't help but just stand there and laugh your ass off at him, low-key karma for rudely waking you up once you got your breath back, you realized how bad it really was. so you ran to the shower. (we've all done that at least once) leaving Johnny there to clean up the mess, with his messed up leg of course. as he very much struggled getting up, and getting the sheets off the bed, he still was sadly very horny.

as you step out of the bathroom, into y'all shared room so you can grab some clothes. you see him, eagerly waiting on the edge of the bed for you. WHEN I TELL YOU THE WAY THIS BOY'S EYES LIT UP WHEN HE SAW YOU IN THAT TOWEL. "Hen come here darling" he says in aroused tone, grabbing at you to come closer to him. so you decide to let him pull you closer to himself, and before he could put his lips on you. "no" you say booping at his nose then walking away.

our poor soap was very sad, and horny, for the rest of the day. (he definitely is not the best at dealing with this kind of stuff. but he won't let it get in the way of smexy time that's for damn sure.)

Alejandro 🔥

This poor bastard that's all I got to say. low key has PTSD from when he was with Valeria and she had hers. (And nobody knows why and he won't talk about it either)

A lot like soap He surprisingly was up before you, so he was just laying there with you enjoying the moment. as he scooted closer to you though he couldn't help but feel a wet spot on the bed sheets, so he looked hoping one of his worst nightmare wasn't true but sadly it was as he sat there, contemplating how he was going to wake you up. and then you opened your lids looking at him smiling, happy, your lover was there with you. not realizing the blood on the bed. as he looked into your eyes nervously "what's wrong sweetheart" you say in a sleepish, yet concerned tone. "mi amor you started your time of the month" he says nervously.

"oh" is all you say, before you quickly get up to run to the bathroom. so you don't make an even bigger mess. but (in old period fashion) you were hit with probably one of the worst cramps in your life. kneeling to the floor aside your nightstand, arms clutched around your stomach, tears dripping down, from your watery eyes. as you're sitting on the floor in pain you suddenly feel a warmth sitting next to you, it's none other than your lover Alejandro. he has his hands hovering over you scared to touch you. as if he touched you you could break into a million pieces "mi amor tell me what you need I'm right here" he says panic, and nervousness, fills his voice. he's never seen you this bad before, realizing he's there you put your hand on his shoulder, to steady yourself. and you just sit there in silence, for while trying to calm yourself, so it doesn't get worse. "Alejandro could you help me to the shower" you say once the cramp has calmed down a little bit.

And before you could even move he picked you up in the most gentlest, yet Swift and loving, way he could. as he turns on the shower nice, and hot for you, he also helps you undress, as he undresses himself as well. you give him a confused look, and he notices. "mi amor do you really think after that I'm going to let you be in here by yourself and not keep my eye on you" he says in a Stern yet gentle voice. and you weren't going to fight him on it, you did not feel well enough. As you got in the shower he did not let you lift one finger, he did everything. (low-key you guys both enjoyed that)

He's even more attentive, and notices everything, and also extremely nervous, during that time of the month. (just give this poor man tons of love and reassurance so he knows he's doing good)

Rudy🥺

Rudy my sweet boy, that I love and cherish. now as I said before he's been in a few relationships, so he knows his way around period. (I see him and Alex being the best knowledgeable on periods and knows how to treat you)

Now this was one of the times you were home alone, and he was on a rough mission. You both didn't know that he was actually being sent home a lot earlier then expected. so when he got home orange, and purple, filled the morning sky. as he walked in through the door shuffling his boots off by the door. walking quietly, through the home not wanting to wake you. he entered y'all's master bedroom, as he quietly opened the door. he saw you peacefully resting which just made him relax his entire body, at the site. it was one of those moments where he was just grateful to see you so relaxed.

as he slowly approached you, not wanting to wake you. he slowly lifted the sheets on your side of the bed, so he could just lay on top of you, and be grateful he was in your arms again. when he noticed the blood stain bed sheets, he can't help but sign at himself, at the inconvenience. yes he knew you couldn't help it, but he was tired all he wanted to do was sleep. so he's softly nudged you awake, not wanting to alarm you. "mi amor wake up" he said that a few more times, before you fully opened your eyes and realized it was him, and not a dream. you quickly wrap your arms around his neck, happy that he was home. and that it was not a dream. but the happy moment was soon gone, when he pointed down to the bed sheets. "God damn it" was all you could say upset, that you couldn't just soak it in the moment, and lay in bed with your love. "mi amor it's okay love come on" he gently lifted you out of bed, not wanting you to get cramps. and into the bathroom y'all went. as he started the shower, he told you he'd be right back. all you could hear was him wrestling around the sheets, pulling them off into the wash, and then putting on new ones.

And before you know it. he was joining you in the shower, helping you wash off, and enjoying the little time he gets to have with you. even if a little blood got in the way. it may or may have not ended in gentle but yet spicy shower sex that's one for you to decide either way he was just happy to be home, with you and gets to see you naked in the shower.

(he honestly is the best man, to have. anything you want let alone on your period, he's there, and is surprisingly not scared of your mood swings.)

Alex 🦿

Alex our sweet laid back, country boy (as I said him and Rudy are like the best you could have he also gives me major he grew up with sister vibes so)

One of the very rare times this happens, just so happened to be when you and Alex got the very rare privilege, to go on vacation together. since he was always gone working, he wanted to surprise, and spoil you, for being such an amazing partner to him. and being so patient, and always being there when he comes back from deployments. and so he decided to surprise you with a beautiful little home, on a private beach for the weekend that his aunt owned.

As you were asleep in the surprisingly comfy bed, of the vacation house you were staying in. Alex decided to get up early to surprise you with breakfast in bed. As Alex was finishing up breakfast he's decided to wake you, so you could probably enjoy your breakfast, and this vacation. walking into y'all's shared lightly decor bedroom, gently shaking your uncovered shoulder. you lightly open your eyes to be greeted with Alex's light blue ones. "hi baby" he starts off with but, before he could finish you interrupt him. "is that biscuits and gravy cooking" you saying in a sleepish tone, chuckling to himself. " yes ma'am it is I figured I'd make you some. now get your pretty little ass up and come enjoy this with me." you do as you're told moving the blankets, to reveal your half naked body evidence from. (the very spicy time y'all had the night before) as you stand up, you couldn't help but feel wetness down your legs. and what do you know it your period decided to say hello.

Moving quickly to the bathroom to clean up. Alex walks in wondering what's taking forever "where are you foods done" he says while turning the corner, into the bathroom, his eyes meet with you're naked body. "started my goddamn period I'll be there in a minute" you say quickly before jumping in the shower. As you turn around looking through the glass shower wall, seeing your beloved Alex sitting on the floor, with a plate of his own food watching you patiently waiting. "what the hell are you doing Alex" you say slightly concerned "I just figured you could use some company I know how clingy you get during this time of this month" he says while stuffing his face full of food.

Alex would be so nonchalant about it it's not even funny. (sorry this one was kind of short)

Anyways I hope you all enjoy this, as usual. Reading back on this I'm realizing how much it sucks but I hope one of y'all enjoys it. I thought it was funny in the moment I was writing it. Anyways Wherever you are in the world I hope you're having a good day/night 🖤 reblogs and comments are always appreciated.

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redhothingz · 2 months

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Stump :(

I want to write more HC for Call of Duty , Marvel, Attack on Titan, but not sure what. I will write anything from cute stories to NSFW. I'm thinking imma write a short HC for dating Mike (Miche?) from AOT. I simp for that man so hard it's prob cringe at this point. :)

Yes, I will write abused y/n hc, including S/A.

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tobytalkz · 2 years

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Ghost : *walks in* “ell- gaz what the hell are you doing?-”

Gaz : “seeing how much marshmallows i can throw in price’s mouth before he wakes up”

Ghost : “well??”

Gaz : “ 17 so far”

#captain price totally sleeps with his mouth open #gaz 100% throws marshmellows in his mouth just to fuck with him #gaz #captain price #price #cod #call of duty #these men are so silly #headcannon #head cannons #silly #simon ghost riley #mw2 #modern warfare #silly lads #john price #Kyle Gaz Garrick #john soap mactavish

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cthulhusstepmom · 1 year

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Price is so right for chucking soaps freezer meal those things are crimes against humanity also love that gaz is an accessory to the crime 😂

BUT IMMA BE HONEST REPTILE GUY SOAP IS OCCUPYING A NOT INSIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF MY BRAIN!! Do you think hes a snake guy? A lizard guy? Turtle dude maybe? Dude is 1000% in love w crocs and gators tho. Probably what sparked his love of all things scaly when he was younger. What do you wanna bet he was one of the kids chasing frogs and looking for tadpoles throughout childhood? Probably stumbled over a common lizard basking in the sun while glomping thru a park or something and spent the afternoon falling more and more in love.

Consumed any and every morsel of age appropriate reptile info, eventually became a dinosaur kid etc. but also carried that love of them into adulthood. Imma bet he always wanted one as a pet, but bc he enlisted so young he never got the chance. Maybe he gets inspired by the communal tank to start looking into it 👀👀

Anyways i love ur fish lore so much ❤️❤️❤️

You are(as always) right on my wavelength!!

In my head Soap's dad is a reptile person and his mom is an animal person so he definitely gets it from somewhere. When he was young, Soap's parents kept all the herps locked up, both for his safety and the reptiles' God knows Soap was an exuberant and curious kiddo. It's only after they find him in the backyard flat out on his stomach at 4 years old, hand outstretched and a wild little lizard sitting in his palm that they realize just how empathetic he is. After that he gets to play with the reptiles more, always supervised of course. But he grows up surrounded by scaly critters, the equivalent of his childhood dog is a black and white Argentine tegu named Buddy who's turning 23 this year. He spends his days running around and getting into everything, carefully bringing back his catches to take pictures of before running them back to put exactly where he found them.

One day he comes home from primary school with a bloody nose and a black eye, discipline slip clutched in his hand. At recess some of his classmates had been throwing rocks at a little frog that had wandered into the playground and, when Soap had told them to stop, threw a book and ended up killing the little amphibian and little Soap beat the shit out of them with limited success(it was four against one you gotta give the little man credit). Soap's parents show up to the meeting with the headmaster and the parents of the other students with Primrose: a 17 1/2 foot reticulated python. After that meeting they go to the zoo and little Soap declares that one day he's going to have a crocodile that he can feed bullies to.

Having enlisted at such a young a young age Soap doesn't have many animals to his name, just two. A 14 year old ball python he rescued named Martha and a 3 year old bearded dragon named Bowser, both left in the capable care of his parents.

While he doesn't have the facilities to have a reptile on base and, despite popular belief, he does have impulse control....sometimes, he somehow ends up with quite the collection. The thing about soldiers, especially stupid ass new recruits, is that they make a lot of bad decisions (I mean they are soldiers so their track record is already in the negative). And Soap can't bear to see any animal suffer from improper care so he ends up operating a rescue out of his quarters. He's taken in everything from corn snakes to baby asian water monitors and on one very memorable occasion a surprisingly chill sidewinder.

He keeps it all very top secret, the only one he trusts is Laswell she takes care of feeding everybody when he's gone. It's not that he doesn't trust his team but it wouldn't be the first time he'd had a usually rational CO go ballistic. One time when he'd first enlisted and he was missing home, he'd found a little garden snake and was playing with it when his lieutenant at the time had seen, ordered him to attention and shot the poor snake in the head laughing as he did. He's learned the hard way that machismo doesn't mix well with his hobby.

Right now he's lined up a home for a little leopard gecko and a bearded dragon both with pretty bad mbd. A little more difficult to find a place for is the lavender false water cobra he's named Hugo and the 7 foot albino labyrinth burmese python he's calling Wee Man.

With the fish tank he's starting to get comfortable with the idea of bringing the team in on his escapades. But then Ghost shares his trauma with him and it terrifies him. He cannot let Ghost see his snakes, not because he's worried his Lt will hurt them, but because they'll hurt Ghost.

#nudibranch you know my soul #theres two types of toxic masculinity when it comes to reptiles #1: weird lack of respect for the sanctity of life #2: “to show my mastery over nature i shall now keep this black mamba in a ten gallon tank”#and of course im going to add angst to the silly little animal story thats what I'm here for #its now cannon that not only do Laswell and her wife havw monster fish they also breed cornsnakes and have a leachianus gecko #ill still be doing fish person gaz but theres so much reptile person soap runnig arohnd my head rn #cod mw2 #ghost x soap #ghostsoap #fish person gaz #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #kate laswell #john price

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holding-on-to-ghost · 9 days

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Anyone want me to write blurbs or have. Headcanon idea for the mw2 boys ?

#call of duty #simon riley head cannon #john soap mactavish #captain price

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wein-bitte · 1 year

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Gaz: Let's focus on something else.

🐯: Let's focus on how you didn't send a selfie.

Gaz: Fine. If it changes this conversation.

(Attached Selfie of Kyle)

🐯: Does that shirt say Doggystyle?

Gaz: How do I delete this?!

💀: Jesus wept. Again.

🐯: 💅 Intensifies.

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swemory · 5 months

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TW:: mentions of drvgs </33

quick ghost hc..

i feel like, because of his past with helping his brother's addiction to drvgs..

Ghost would be indifferent to the mention of dr/gs, not overly uncomfortable. he wouldnt touch them himself (?) but he doesnt really care for if others are doing it or have an interest in it.

until it's someone he cares about again. i imagine he shows a lot of restraint with forcing them to quit, unless he REALLY cares for this person and deeply, deeply sees them as family. im which case, he'd likely snap. taking the drvgs from the persons hands and in a deep, on the brink of shouting voice, asks ''what the hell do you think youre doing?''

like he did with his brother, albeit more awkwardly now, he would still help. hes not sure of what to do with himself, second guesses his actions and words but he WANTS to help. he CARES. and he'd cross his own boundaries to make sure that happened.

A/N:: im sleep deprived and this came into my brain leave me alone 😭😭‼️

#simon ghost riley #ghost #cod #hcs #head cannons #cod hcs #cod headcanons #ghost headcanons

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foxyafroninja · 2 years

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~More thoughts from inside my head~

*<*The 141 boys are taking their turn in the kitchen…what could possibly go wrong!*<*

Our first sacrifice chief *>*<*>*

💀 Simon “Ghost” Riley

This man is a surprisingly good cook.

You weren’t sure exactly WHAT you were expecting. Just looking at him you wouldn’t think he knows his way around a kitchen but you’d be wrong.

Nothing crazy fancy- Quick, Practical and Tasty… so lots of pastas.(but who doesn’t like spaghetti 🍝)

Next to grace the kitchen *<*>*<*>*

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿John “Soap” McTavish

Oh boy 🤦🏼‍♀️, nobody puts in the most effort.

How he’s made it this long is a mystery. He could catch water on fire. In fact he HAS caught water on fire! He was trying to make pasta and the oil caught and poof.

But hey it’s the thought that counts, just please don’t let him be unsupervised and besides cooking together is way more fun. ❤️

Drum roll for our next chief<*><*>*<

💃🏻 Alejandro Vargas

There are 2 things that are mandatory for those of Latin blood to know how to do..1- is dancing and 2- is cooking 🥘

Man has a recipe book with things from his great grandmother that he guards with his life

Sit back with a glass of wine and watch this man turn into a whirlwind of pots and pans, all as he dances to music.

Oh Captain my Captain it’s your turn<*<*

🧔🏻‍♂️Captain Price

Price has been all around the world many times and has definitely learned a thing or two

This man is another one who is completely at home in the kitchen, however, he hates cooking lol

He is completely capable of making something fancy but let’s be honest. It’s not his style, but if you ask him nicely he will show off some culinary skills for you.

Lastly everyone’s favorite good ole boy*<*<

Philip Graves🤠

Graves doesn’t cook.. no no no. “Cooking is for sissies “ this man GRILLS. Just like a proper southern boy should.

Graves takes his grilling very seriously and will argue with you for hours about how dry rub seasoning is better then wet.( pleas don’t get him started you will be there for hours)

Definitely owns one of those novelty aprons that says something like “ I like my racks big, my butt rubbed and my pork pulled” and wears it every time he grills.

<*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>*<*>

Yes, yes I know I left out Rodolfo. That’s only because him and Alejandro’s would have been like exactly the same. Hispanic and Latino men all, at least in my experience, know how to cook and they are damn good at it too.

I wonder what my brain will think up next to share with you all. Maybe something a little more…. Personal who knows! But it’s late and I work in the morning so I’ll see you all later!

#call of duty modern warfare #cod mw #john soap mactavish #mw2 2022 #simon ghost riley #captain price #cooking with the 141 #my personal head cannons #poor soap lol I pick on him so much but I love him #alejandro vargas #philip graves #remember to kiss the cook

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sleepyconfusedpotato · 1 year

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What kind of place do you think Ghost lives in? 🤔

Bro lives in a fucken' flat in London with zero furnishing except for a bed and a single sofa chair and a TV in front of it.

Probably a single carpet but that's about it.

Honestly he reminds me of this meme

#LMAAOOAOA #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #cod mw #cod #simon ghost riley #cod mw22 #call of duty modern warfare 2022 #ghost hc #call of duty hc #cod hc #call of duty headcannons #cod head cannons

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http-paprika · 2 years

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Y/N: Open up

Soap: *starts talking about his shitty life*

Y/N: No! Open the fucking door-

#call of duty mw2 #reader is never catching a break #head cannon #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley #source: vines #they all have issues #ghost is sipping tea in the background like a good fucking Brit

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thephant0menace · 11 months

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| Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley head cannons

Being in a relationship with Ghost

Warnings: fem!reader x Simon Riley, strong language, fluff, slightly suggestive and mentions of sex, mention of blood and wounds, lots of pet names, simons awful dad jokes😨

Simon is a very intimate and physical lover.

He loves touching you and will always want to be close and affectionate with you, as he didn’t get that kinda physical affection as a kid.

He’s not big on PDA but as soon as you guys walk through the front door of your house, he’s all over you.

He’s absolutely terrified of accidentally hurting you like his father use to do to his mother.

So when you first started dating he was so cautious and gentle with you.

He was scared he’d break you.

But eventually he got more confident and comfortable with you…thanks to all your late night counselling sessions together on random nights.

He never tells you about his injuries after returning from missions, so you’ll randomly find wounds on his body through out the night.

It’s an effort to get him to let you patch him up and be acts all tough as he doesn’t want to worry you.

“Just let me patch you up…it’ll be quick!”

“It’s fine, darlin’.”

“Simon, you’ve got a huge slash up your arm…”

“I’m alright. Let’s just go to the bedroom, I missed you.”

“I love you but we are not having sex with your arm sliced open.”

He’d eventually give in after lots of whining and complaining from him.

He hates to admit it but he does like it when you play doctor and sit in his lap, patching him all up.

“Look so pretty in my lap, lovie.”

You just roll your eyes, fighting back a smirk as you clean his wounds.

He loves when you give him back massages after missions and he happily returns them.

Loves when you use all your special essential oils and lotions to massage his sore muscles.

100% has fallen asleep mid massage.

Simon hates spicy food.

But he will suffer through it if you make it for him because he loves it when you cook.

“Simon? Are you alright?” You try to hold back a laugh as you stare at him from across the table.

“Hm? Yeah, yeah, m’fine…” He mumbled out, tears welling up in his eyes as he reluctantly scoops another spoonful of spicy pasta into his mouth.

You raise a brow suspiciously, “you don’t look fine…are you crying?”

“No! No, I’m not. Promise.”

“If you don’t like it you don’t have to have it,” you chuckle.

“I told you, I’m fine. Just a bit of spice…” there are tears practically spilling from his eyes and down his flushed cheeks.

You still tease him about it to this day.

He has also taught you how to make tea like a proper Brit.

He doesn’t believe in water.

This man lives off tea and bourbon. NOTHING ELSE.

He’s super quiet for a big guy.

He’s stealthy 🤨

So sometimes you don’t even hear him approaching and it scares that shit outta you.

He finds it hilarious yet he doesn’t even mean to.

Simon also sneezes so fucking loud.

Like you know those big ass sneezes dads do…yeah like that.

It quite literally makes you jump, every. single. time.

No matter how long you’ve been together…it always gets you.

DAD JOKES! DAD JOKES! DAD JOKES!

“Hey love,” he rasps out, voice croaky from sleep.

“Hm?” You groan, opening your eyes slightly.

“What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned Veteran.”

“Simon, it’s 2 am.”

A/N: you guys seem to like my Ghost head cannons, so eat up🫶🫶

Also…more Konig and potentially Price fics coming up next!

#simon riley imagines #ghost x reader #husband!simon riley #cod imagines #call of duty imagines #Simon Riley #simon ghost riley fluff #simon ghost riley x reader #Ghost imagines #cod smut #cod mwf2 #modern warefare 2 #simon riley smut #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley

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