stardust (2007) really has everything. murder. mayhem. witches. gay pirates. unicorns. true love. claire danes. blond henry cavill before blond henry cavill was cool. subtle but wildly inappropriate jokes. a beheading. a lost princess. a running commentary of sarcastic ghosts. and more murder.
I met Charlie Cox at Comic Con. When we went to take a photo he lowered his voice an octave, grabbed my shoulder and pulled me into him, saying “YOU come right here next to me” and I’m like yessir.
A new wallpaper specially made for princess Tristan my beloved. I'm considering making wallpapers for a couple of other Charlie characters in the future. 🤍✨
He's a master tactician! He's a terrible flirt! He's got the eyes, the beard, the fit, and the sexy lil voice! Tummy and arm! He's gay and has daddy issues! What more could you want from a man???
Captain Shakespeare's the sexiest role of Robert DeNiro. He looks badass but is /very/ kind and loving. Once he decides you're family he'll help no matter what. You can trust him with literally anything. He harvests lightning illegally. He has a very carefully cultivated terrifying reputation. He crossdresses in his secret chamber as a hobby because he's a pirate captain and he can. His crew calls him Fearsome Captain. He named himself after Shakespeare. He walked so Stede Bonnet could run. I love him.
Did you really mean what you said in the caravan? But.. but you were a mouse! You were a mouse you wanted cheese! You didn’t--I asked you to give me a sign... And risk you being too embarrassed to keep saying such lovely things?
Me on the bird app just now after seeing this...🤣🤣🤣
Quite right. Let us never forget that Ben is Charlie’s daddy. 😂💗
Also, Ben’s probably at least met Charlie’s daughter by now (since he and Charlie lived in the same building when he was filming The Punisher and they got to hang out more often), so doesn’t that make Ben a grandfather, too? 🤭