#THATS LITERALLY HIM HELLO

[soullessjack]

it’s an absolute tragedy that nobody’s made any jack edits to mama’s boy yet

#do not ask me to do it I have no editing skills whatsoever I promise #cal.txt #spn #supernatural #spn edits #jack kline #kelly kline #mary winchester #mamas boy #LIKE YHATS LITERALLY #THATS LITERALLY HIM HELLO #anyways

[michaeljoncarter]

the way they just slapped teen titans cartoon slade into the comics with next to zero consideration for the fact that comics slade was a completely different character with a completely different history and still to this DAY, despite most people thinking he was & dc themselves treating him like he's always been this weird titans final boss in comics canon, have never done anything to like… retcon & make his actual history reflect it.. is so fucking funny to me

post-tt03, all the og titans are running around yelling about how they've been having to fight deathstroke for YEARS and how he just won't leave them alone and omg he's like sooooo obsessed with us guys, really. but then you go back and try to actually find when any of this happened, and it's just like [footage not found]

#slade wilson #and if you're reading chronologically it's like everyone suddenly starts experiencing some sort of mass hallucination #the way all of ntt history falls apart without joey...... pleaseee put him back im literally begging #obv he was a villain after tt03 but i'm talking about the way it's made to seem like he kept coming after them post-judas contract #when the original judas contract ends w him basically looking directly into the camera & saying it wasn't personal #being like 'i hope we never see each other again' #and then fucking off to kenya for 10 years #and then in rebirth it... didn't even happen. & he's now canonically exchanged all of like 3 words total with every titan combined #but for some reason is still being written like the titans final boss in canon. hello #nd TO BE VERY CLEAR this is not me coming out as a deathstroke defender or saying i prefer the 90s weird sympathetic anti-hero slade #he works way better as a more morally bankrupt villain imo but like... make it make sense... please... a crumb of effort thats all i ask

[roychewtoy]

simon shoulda been weirder about nathans immortality

#i have Many thoughts. need to try and translate them into drawins.... #its such a small detail but the set decoration for simons bedroom: hes got dead butterflies and or moths displayed in picture frames #and theres somethin sooooooo about that and him always filming nathan on his shitty wee phone. preserved #literally preserves the memory of nathan with the clips he edits together to give to kelly after nathan dies #something something something. hello is this thing on. does anyone copy #tfw the guy im obsessed with turns out to be immortal [and he slipped outta my hand off the roof and got impaled] #and i cant shake him off but i can look at him from afar again. until he gets right up in my face of course #something or the other. they are so awkward lonely introvert 4 awkward lonely extrovert #nathans pestering and prodding can go toe to toe with simons staring and filming any day of the week. they are looking at each other #anyway. shoulda been weirder with it. many thoughts forever and always but thats tonights. just cause im planning pieces #misfits #chewtoy

[bardicjustice]

Astarion is one of the first characters where I love him so much and cannot fucking stand the fandom's take on him. I cannot go into the astarion tag or I will be filled with an unspeakable rage

#its the intentional ignorance of the trauma that defines his character for me #as an ace person who hates being sexualized and hearing a specific line from astarion where he literally tells you it makes him #uncomfortable when people sexualize him thats so relatable and the way the fandom glosses over thar bc sexy vampire twink is sooo annoyinh #like do ppl have no critical thinking skills? i know hes just a character but ppl literally fall for his act and even after he admits #that its just an act they still pretend thats his actual personality/preferences like? hello? #idk man it just irks me to my soul that someone might say 'i dont like sex or being thought of sexually' and ppl just ignore that to place #their own fantasies over the wishes of another. as an ace person #that makes me so nervous like 😅 #ranting

[zkretchy]

I am still not over the fact that I somehow managed to overlook the brightly glowing Aasimar just hanging around very visibly in his manor which the quest given was about

Truly amazing

#too busy looting to take the actual treasure with us #a dick of an assimar #yes yes i will replay-eventually-and take him with me now that i fucking now #bUT by the time i learned i was like hours past this point #and now i am over 90hours in...so #also jfc this game feels a lot faster than the time i spend in it huh #i finished up some companion quests and went 'naaaw they are already done ): seems p finished and the pics only have enough space for 4 too #so sad if thats the case ): #like hi yes hello me myself and i-you spent around 90hours with those guys one way or another AND there is more convos to stalk on to come #i love this #zkretchy #art #pathfinder wrath of the righteous #wotr #ocs #knight commander #daeran arendae #woljif jefto #the funniest bit is: i did literally think that this didnt feel...finished or done-that i DID forget smth #welp but then the whole fending off demons bit happened and that was that done #rip you'd love the chaos i bring #i think....idk yet to be fair #just going off vibes here mostly

[cinnabeat]

my favorite thing abt cale tcf is that if he really truly wanted to avoid the plot and live a peaceful life like he always says he couldve just completely avoided choi han and let him pass through or whatever but instead he personally invited him in and immediately started plans to prevent the horrors of the future war like yeah sure he was doing it to keep himself safe but he did it in THE MOST convoluted plot involving way possible like if he really TRULY wanted to stay safe and alone he couldve just not done Any of that. unfortunately for him he has a bleeding heart

#its been a while since i read tcf so excuse me if i got the beginning wrong but my point still stands #he couldve done literally anything but that you know #there was no reason #he woke up and was like huh im in the book series i was literally just reading and in the guy who gets beat up first thing #thats inconvenient #let me get the shield of vitality and avoid choi han like the plague #and in the process find more things to do to stay safe (read: prevent random strangers tragedies) and interact with choi han as much as huma #humanly possible #like hello #and then he just?? keeps doing it? #its like everytime he meets someone hes like do you have a problem? oh you do? sigh why does this always happen to me now i have to fix this #hes always like 'i didnt ask :/' when people tell him things buy then hes like #'but at leaat this conveniently fits into my ever expanding machinations' #mr 'im not a good person' my ASS #i really need to reread tcf its so funny #i miss my ultimate blorbo alberu #michi tag

[lazaruspiss]

yeah its kinda depressing that every fandom seems to have some anti shipper niche but its also so fuckin funny sometimes. like im just remembering that rick and morty exists and holy shit was that a show that contained Sensitive Subjects portrayed only for crass amusement and self gratification. and even that show has anti shippers. (adding a cut for those who dont wanna listen to my sleep deprived rambled retellings of my rick & morty memories)

hey do yall know what the pilot was about. bc the og r&m pilot was a back to the future parody where morty has to suck off rick in order for him to have big brain power. like the og r&m has uncensored underage incest blowjobs. also the actual final show has an episode where a character proposes a "multi generational sandwich" 3way. yeah yeah but portraying incest is problematic. do u hear urself. incest doesnt even make the top 10 as far as ricks crimes against humanity go. how do yall live like that

#OH AND SOUTH PARK ANTI SHIPPERS. LIKE HELLO? #what do u expect in fandoms for shows like that. offensive content in the offensive show fandom. fork spotted in the kitchen cmon now #dangan//ronpa is also a very funny fandom choice for antis #theres like a whole subcategory thats specifically against shipping characters who canonically killed the other #like hello. you collect teenagers underwear as part of the relationship mechanics #the game is all about kids being forced to kill each other #SORRY ITS LIKE 1AM FOR ME. my brain in silly mode rn #hifumi haters are so funny (derogatory) bc hes literally tsumugi but nicer and dumber. but they like her and not him bc shes hot anime girl #SORRY I THOUGHT I WAS OUT OF MY DR PHASE. BUT THAT SERIES SHAPED ME AS A TEEN </3 #once a makoto kinnie always a makoto kinnie smh #Hghhhh hifumi is so cute and underappreciated #i gotta find the spin off comic where makoto dresses as a maid to help hifumi sell his comics bc it was cute as hell #hifumi getting fandom stereotyped as a perv is so dumb. hes literally only into anime and also maybe makoto. #hes not a perv hes just a DWEEB get it right smh #everyone was always so mean 2 him and i was like. ok. #and then i actually read his stories and yeah hifumi haters lvl 0 reading comprehension #TOO MANY TAGS. im shutting up now. #sitting my tired ass down and trying to be normal #ramble tag

[gibbearish]

maybe this was common knowledge and ive been severely out of the loop but the fact that russel t davies is gay is kind of rocking my world rn?

#like obviously his characters were always super fuckin queer but idk there is still something different knowing that like #its not accidental rep its not pandering its not rainbow capitalism #its one of us telling our stories #like. idk how much torchwood criticism ive read that boiled down to 'they all act bi but dont address it' #and then seeing a clip of an interview w him being like 'yeah thats deliberate i thought it was time to bring bi ppl into mainstream #and i think in a world with literal aliens it would get a lot harder to care about gender in the first place to even need to try #and define it' and its like. hello???? why did no one mention this before????????? #like that literally describes 99% of my friends is 'am i gay? am i bi? do i have gender preference at all? fuck if i know i have #bigger issues to think about' #ppl criticized it for being bad representation but like. is it? #is a group of misfits with nowhere else to go and only each other to rely on who have weirdly intense co-dependant #sometimes toxic messy relationships and lots of hooking up not descriptive of like. most queer friend groups #raise a hand if youre queer and arent exes with at least one of your closest friends. yeah thats what i thought #anyways thats all thank you verilybitchy for your doctor who videos im astral projecting #origibberish

[lazarus---rising]

love (hate) when im Thinking about my childhhod and im like "yeah it was pretty normal and good ithink" and then i fuckingg Rember

#like oh that one wasnt very good ! #personal #<- ish #<- but boy are these tags about to be #this is about the time i didnt respond to my dad's text when i was in the middle of a highschool tour with my sibling #(<- they came with cause why the hell not) #and on the drive back home he went on this rant about how we dont know what money's worth (completely unrelated !) #and he literally told us To Our Faces that it wouldve been better if we werent born ! like sir whose fault is that one !! #and theres definitely more but for once im thankful for my head blocking shit out of my memories #and how hed yell at me for making Basic Fucking MIstakes (once when i was EIGHT i spilt water down the stairs and #he yelled at me for .i forgot how long but too fukcing long #and made me get him to bring my cups downstairs for a month after and then he forgot and yelled at me AGAIN #for asking him to bring my cup down AFTER TELLING ME I HAD TO #and so so much more like . the yelling got so bad that when i twisted my ankle #(only real ones remember) #i was scared of telling him cause i KNEW he'd be like 'do you have any clue how much the doctor's gonna cost blah blah' #and i just . didnt tell him #we used to have money issues and he'd always make me feel like shit for asking for anything that costed money ever #so i just didnt tell him when i was sick or injured or when i needed something cause he would get mad at ME like . hello #AnyWay ! so yeah thats the rundown of some of my severe trauma that still affects me to this day

[sonknuxadow]

???????? why are they using she/her for cheese here i could have sworn they always used he/him for cheese until they switched to using they/them in more recent media

#was it a mistake. hello #or maybe they tried to say cheese was a girl in the english dub of sonic x??? which is what these comics are likely based on? #idk for certain though most of my sonic x experience is with the subbed version so maybe thats not the case at all #and it was just a mistake #archiesonicposting #edit literally right after i posted this i continued reading and they went back to using he/him for cheese. #maybe cheese just doenst give a fuck about gender or pronouns

[astranauticus]

a handful of chinese songs that give me big robit energy

translating cpop songs is like my second favourite hobby so it's frankly surprising I haven't made this post sooner

Him - Floruitshow (马 - 福禄寿)

I've talked about this song on here before but this is the 3.7 song for me

the second chorus is definitely MR-SN but i like to think of the first chorus (Let me take a good look at your visage as we count down the time till the curtains’ close. Forgive me for holding back my voice so soon, do you know, in your graceful escape, all I see around me is disaster?) as VR-LA during the flashback sequence

specifically 'all I see around me is disaster' because yeah not wrong

'This time I’m not here to bring you home' just kills me like the please please take care of yourself because I can't be there with you anymore of it all

'Oh spring, oh warm sun, please come sooner, grant him a smooth and safe journey' same point, just the desperate plea for the universe to protect VR-LA because he can't do it himself anymore

How can I make you stay - Floruitshow (我用什么把你留住 - 福禄寿)

(conveniently I have actually done a full translation of this song!)

definitely one of the Maxim songs of all time

"You’ve believed that you can let your life pass in numbness, but [...] why do your tears fall in the moment of letting go?' YEAH because we've seen so many times how Maxim keeps trying to convince himself that he can stop just caring but it never works

'You say don’t fall in love, yet you’re unwilling to let go' same point, this man is in such denial about how he just can't stop caring

specifically the second verse feels a lot like Maxim waiting for VR-LA to return from Tu'narath

'You stay silent, holding onto starlight as you wait through your darkest hour. Your mind is struck, when familiar murmurs pierce your ears once more' aaaAAAAHH

the bridge (?) as a conversation between VR-LA and Maxim, VR-LA inviting Maxim to see the beauty and wonders of the world ('Do you want to see the sea of flowers blooming?', very 4.5 wedding invite honestly) but Maxim's trauma just would not allow him to take that risk ('If none of them come back, then who should I live for?')

fun fact the second version of the bridge in my translation ('You must stay to see the flowers bloom' onwards) is exclusive to that live performance of the song so it's not in the spotify version i linked here. as for which version you think fits Maxim more.. well.

Borrow - Mao Buyi (借 - 毛不易)

finally banging out a translation for this song was kinda the inspiration for me to make this post actually

the tldr of this song is that it's an unnamed/unidentified speaker asking to borrow various small things for the sake of somebody else (like 'an inch of frozen sunlight' to provide warmth in a cold world) so you can probably see where i'm going with this

'A simple ‘we have plenty of time’ etched into the soul to prepare for the chance of forced separation' ouch ow okay

'Those blown apart by these winds will say that they never loved deeply' / 'There is a sincerity that cannot be blown apart by this wind' DX-TR betraying the old crew vs VR-LA fighting through so much just to get them back

'There are tears that cannot be washed away by this rain' this line just haunts me. like in general

'An acre of land for him to call home, an ordinary life for him to live' as MR-SN watching over the old crew like I can't be there for you but I hope you will find peace and a home...

#rolling with difficulty #rwd starship #rwd professionals #my feel good hobby! as opposed to art: my feel bad hobby /j #im actually learning to play how can i make you stay on the guitar right now its a lot of fun but ow my fingers #ive also found a score for him but its super outside my skill level so we'll see how that goes #bmadd11 my beloathed #/also/ working on a little something based on that song but that wont... come into play for at least the next few weeks so #its an absolute monster of a project and school has started so i dont have high hopes for getting it done soon #i dont think i got to mention this on the actual post for borrow but ive literally been spinning that song in my brain since like 2020 #genuinely. i've been thinking about how to translate that song for upwards of 3 years #grammar is just weird sometimes #i was gonna include let's go wandering by bibi zhou but i couldve SWORN i wrote a translation for that song before i just cant FIND it #spent 30 minutes hunting for the doc in my drive thats 30 minutes of my life wasted #but 'lets go wandering with a smile because we carry our home in our hearts' just fucks severely #also considered including forget your sorrows when the flowers bloom by zhou shen #bc im not gonna make a cpop post and *not* try and subject more poeple to zhou shen #but like that songs vibe is too... cottagecore to really make a good point there im just obsessed with one specific line #'If my memories are stolen and I forget all my love; I'll say to you “Hello!” #post amnesia vrla to the old crew??? the 'i dont know you. id love to get to know you again' of it all???? #did this instead of my programming homework :|

[moeblob]

There’s actually a reason for this and only two people on this planet know what the AU premise is (well, two + me).

>Then Randolph flies Felix to Bergliez territory.

#fe three houses #felix hugo fraldarius #randolph von bergliez #im so sorry in advance for this tag and im so sorry randolph is not in fact part of the harem but #my adrestian harem au #i literally have no other ideas how to tag this but ya know whatever its my blog thats the tag it gets #hello i have a lot of feelings about randolph and he is very alive in this au and if you think about otome games and such where #there is a side character you want to romance?? that is him thats my guy thats the non romance option #felix is the mc in the au and i will shut up now cause idk how much you all care about harem aus i come up with late at night (last night)

[benetnvsch]

sigh- maid day wip ig I probably won't finish this but also maybe I will depends On If The Friend I sent It To Says Nice Things About It

#if not I will burst brightly into air #/ref that literally only 4 people on this entire earth will get none of whom follow me on tumblr #“omg good for him what an icon hell yea” #still the funniest thing I ever experienced #so also Im realizing that Tumblr is Like #Kinda where I just say anything that comes into my minds #I am a chronic tag ranter #so uhhh #sorry for being annoying guys uwu #sorry if u followed me expecting to see actual content not used to that #if u want just art and not the mental illness feel free to follow my twitter instead #which is basically just art #gonna be honest the amount of ppl following me for art is low-key stressful bc I am An Artist who Does Not Draw #<- His ass is Not Drawing #KDJHDJHFKJGFKJGFK #THATS SO FUNNY TO ME #what if I make that my new art tag #<- Kite's ass is Not DRAWING #Cackling #if ur reading this this far hello ily ty for being hear peace sign and kisses (platonically) #kite draws #sure whatever ig I do sometime idk if this is tag worthy like actual tags that make sense #I am a hater first foremost #jk I actually am quite happy rn talking with Other Friend who :) hapenis #LMAO IYKYK HI IF UR SEEING THIS ILY #FUCK THE CONTENT WARNINGS SHIT #cw gun #cw knife #there #sorry

[virmillion]

watched love simon again, had a breakdown, bon appetit.

something about how simon had (eventually) all that support - his mom told him he got to breathe now, his dad apologized for the jokes and for never seeing it, everyone said they loved him, that he was still him

anyway. rough never got the chance to do that (at least not to that extent, albeit also avoiding the wretched way it went down). at most, he came out to some friends at college, but not fully, not to everyone

and yeah, his parents might've been fine with it. emily probably would've. they would've all adjusted. eventually. but now he'll never know, is the issue. he won't get to tell them, and now everyone is going to remember him wrong. they are going to label and bury a casket containing a body that no longer belongs to him (and frankly, hasn't belonged to him in a long time)

functionally, he wasted his time. he Did School, then he graduated and Did College, then he died. he didn't get to Do a real relationship, or being himself. "you get to breathe now, you're still you" but is he? he never was himself, not all the way. "oh you're still yourself on the inside, no matter what other people saw or say" other people see him buried and mourn a girl who died years ago and he can't correct them

#labhrambles #r&t #r&t: r #feeling: bad! :) #obviously a third of all ocs are just you ripping out parts of your soul to stitch them together #and i know this #but i really wanted him to have loving parents. supportive and such #not the best but TRYING their best yk #and yeah it sucks that thats not enough for him that he wanted more (how selfish can you be?) #but you know what else sucks? i don't know that my dad has genuinely told me he loves me since i came out #my mom still she/hers and they/thems me in public. to family that im out to. when my dad isnt even around #the only time i get he/himmed is when it's only us two. and even then she talks around it #not calling me a girl is not the same as calling me a boy #anyway. hope we got all that out of our system because that's the type of shit rough ISN'T supposed to have #it's not a story about trans acceptance is the problem (although maybe a little abt acceptance in general dsfjkdsfkj) #i literally just. don't have an example of a Healthy Parental Relationship For Trans Kids to base it on #but god forbid i bring this up to the guy 'stuck in his ways'. sixty is not too old to change #sixty is not too old to love your son instead of mourning the daughter you never fucking had #unrelated. got a mug warmer today with hello kitty on it. wahoo.

[wolfish-nightmares]

the grabber?! the grabBER?!? THE GRABBER?!

#thats the slasher you chose to simp over??? #hello??? #the grabber?!?!? #dont give me that 'ethan is hot' shit #ethan hawke has so many other amazing roles where he looks hot #pick a different one #not the child predator #like bffr #hes literally a CHILD PREDATOR #like i understand being into slashers #i get it #im obviously into some questionable ones #BUT THE GRABBER?!? #PLEASE BE SERIOUS #its like scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point #can i stress this one more time: CHILD PREDATOR CHILD PREDATOR CHILD PREDATORRRRRR #HES NOT SMUT WORTHY #HES FEDERAL PRISON TIME UNDER THE JAIL WORTHY #i see why everyone had a problem with the simping over him #i mean come on #did you see the way he touched finn's face? #and you wanna try and argue that it wasn't sexual? #or that he wasn't attached to them in some way? #be for real #be serious #it was a good movie though #i did enjoy it #but come on #he ain't it #the black phone

[077gasoot]

i know nothing about him but his skin is cool

#smajor1995 #scott smajor #dangthatsalongname #what tag does he use hello #empires s2 #empires scott #mcyt #mcyt fanart #my art #fanart #077gasoot #my design for him might change when i watch his pov for empiress2 #also. another idea i had #is that the flowers on his head change colour according to his emotions #like those rings that you can wear and they change colour depending on your emotion #and also that if you try to pluck a petal from said flowers it'll hurt #like. alot. #cos like the flowers r connected to his head and he does wear a hat to hide them sometimes #but he isn't ashamed of them he just asks ppl to not pluck the petals cos he'll literally bleed #ok thats it for the daily glyn ramble #i love explaining my designs #also the eye stuff is like an unsure thing rn but i might keep it #they start cycling thru random colours in spirals when hes overly stressed #which is something i like actually