#They are both clowns

[nelkcats]

Clownmates

Danny and Jason both hated clowns, that really wasn't a secret to any of their friends or family; but for that to be what connected them with their respective soulmate was just ridiculous.

You see, the way you can recognize your soulmate is by the distinctive mark that appears anywhere on your body, since the moment of your birth you receive what will be something significant to both people engraved on you, in Danny & Jason case the mark was in their arm.

That's why after came back to life, Jason wasn't amused that his soulmate had anything to do with clowns, the obviously recognizable smile gave him chills, and for a while he couldn't sleep at the simple thought that the damn Joker was his soulmate.

Something similar happened to Danny, when he was little he loved circuses, thinking that his destined person would be there, but after all the trouble with Freakshow he didn't even dare look at his arm, how could the person destined for him be associated with those vile creatures?

That was the trick that nobody bothered to clarify, significant did not mean positive; honestly they both should be thankful they didn't have some 4, or other reference to death marked on their body.

Because of that reason they both hated Valentine's Day, they didn't dare to look for their supposed soulmate out of horror of discovering them in a circus, it was simply cruel. Danny couldn't stand the reminder of love because he associated clowns with bad things, and he didn't want to think that his soulmate was bad.

So when both Danny and Jason found themselves in Gotham, about to sneak into the clowns dressing room and probably ruin their makeup and decorations out of pettiness, they found themselves looking at each other in concern, and stared before backing off.

Before either of them had a chance to say anything, a clown found them and frowned at Jason claiming his Valentine decorations, Jason grunted and handed them over as Danny watched the scene annoyed "I really hate clowns" he muttered as he watched the scene, when Jason delivered the decorations his shirt sleeve went up a little and Danny noticed a peculiar...smile.

Getting a horrible hunch, the halfa rolled up his own shirtsleeve, revealing the same smile that he had been seen on Jason's arm.

"This must be a joke"

#danny phantom #dp x dc #danny fenton #dc x dp #jason todd #dead on main #soulmate au #happy valentine's day #The universe is mocking both of them #Danny is going to cry #United by hate lmao #Jason loves Valentine but he really thought Joker could be his soulmate #poor boy #he was traumatized #They are both clowns #just not literally #red hood #jason todd x danny fenton #They meet on Valentine trying to sabotage the circus #Danny was on vacation but the circus was calling him in a mean way #They soulmate mark is a clown smile #Clockwork is having a lot of fun you have no idea #They wanted to ruin the clown's day #But they ended up with a date #and a lot of existential crisis

[cookie-nom-nom]

Their entire relationship

#tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda #zelda #totk zelda #link #totk link #zelink #totk spoilers #tbh creature #autism hc #autism creature #I am both #Get you a man who will sit and look pretty while you explain ancient civilizations to him #Exposition? No I see only an infodumping queen #something to nom on #Because ppl are (rightfully) clowning on me: image is weird bc I made it on laptop but it changed spacing on phone #So I took a photo of my laptop screen #^^ technologically incompetent

[nenekobasu]

kaiser is the flirty suitor who approaches isagi despite not liking isagi not caring about isagi and not being serious about isagi and isagi is the one who thinks, “fuck you, kaiser! i’m going to make you fall in love with me for real!” and then after weeks of planning and trying he actually makes it happen which pisses kaiser the fuck off because catching feelings is not something he wanted or planned for then as isagi revels in his victory he fails to realize he’s also fallen for kaiser in the process so kaiser is now in love and very mad about it and isagi is in love but blind to it due to his massive and momentary overconfidence, and that’s roughly where these two are at in the series around now

#they are both clowns #kaiserposting

[vongulli]

fem buggy because I'm put under a spell and if I don't draw her at least once every other day I'll explode into dust.......

#art #one piece #buggy #buggy the clown #bewitched and beguiled by buggy... both versions of course but I like dressing her up more

[ciil]

what makes us any different?

#my art #alien stage #alien stage spoilers #i finally scratched the itch in my brain just a lil #anyways i am fondly thinking abt comic of ivan antagonizing sua and respectfully sir ur a clown (me saying this while crying) #tfw ur both dead eyed dark haired high achievers who love deeply and would risk it all for ur person #i love that they r so similar in the lengths they'll go to but they're also like ewwww at each other #ivan and sua alien stage u'll always be famous to me

[pinacoladamatata]

I realize now I've never really had anyone. not really. nothing that compares to you.

#astarion #astarion baldurs gate #astarion ancunin #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #tavstarion #yeah i'm still using that tag #will i ever colour any of these i hear you ask #no #not pictured: in about 2 seconds she's going to spin around and point at mallus thorm and say “kys :)” and then he's gonna. #its funny to me that astarion hates clowns but then he falls for perhaps the biggest clown of them all. bard tav. #uh oh lads lolth's chosen is falling for the vampire spawn and they're both making awful terrible power grab decisions #pina art

[complete-clownery]

old habbits die hard i guess

#both of them just became tamer :] #clown does art #monkey king 2009 #monkey king #sun wukong #liu er mihou #six eared macaque #mei hou wang 2009 #mei hou wang #shadowpeach #peachbuds

[betaminshitto]

forgot that i had these in the drafts anyway pretty standard lesbian drama

#shanks x buggy #shuggy #buggy the clown #red haired shanks #cross guild #the average first lesbian breakup experience #they make so much sense yurified i have my sources #mihawk witnessing both sides of their mess is the funniest thing to me #cross guild polycule

[apomaro-mellow]

Steve let out the greatest sigh he'd ever heaved. "I can't believe I have to fuck him."

Robin's head whipped to him so fast like he just said he was gonna jump off a building. "You don't have to."

"No I'm gonna", Steve said, eyes not leaving Eddie. He was biting his thumb like he couldn't wait to get alone with him.

Robin looked back at Eddie, who was filling up his plate with things from the picnic table. "I don't see it."

"Because you're a lesbian."

"With taste. And standards. I mean what exactly has got you twirling your hair right now?"

"I mean look at him!"

Eddie had a plate in one hand that already had an open burger on it. The fingers of his other hand danced like they were trilling a piano as he was deciding on what to put on the plate next. He grabbed some chips on the side and then placed the plate down to figure out what he condiment he wanted.

Eddie put his hand on his chin like it was the utmost important decision. Then he grabbed the mayo and the mustard in one hand and squeezed them in a swirl.

"You gonna kiss him with must-ayo breath?", Robin snickered.

"I wish I was that burger", Steve said as he watched Eddie sink his teeth into it. Steve bit his lip while Eddie was licking som stray sauce off his fingers and Robin felt uncomfortable.

"Um, do you, Eddie, and the burger want some privacy."

If Steve was being honest, he didn't fully trust himself to be alone in a room with just Eddie and whatever he was currently feasting on.

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Eddie wasn't drunk. He wasn't even buzzed. No this particular evening, he was simply loopy on lack of sleep. He'd meant to go to bed, honest. But an idea popped into his mind and things kept adding in a delicious stew of inspiration and he just stayed up all night.

When Steve heard that, he nearly cursed him out for driving like that to his house.

"We were supposed to meet today, Steeeeve."

"It could've waited."

"Hmm, one doesn't make the king wait."

Eddie collapsed onto his couch and Steve thought he might conk out right away, but he was valiantly staying awake. Steve sat next to him and thought he might wait to see just in case Eddie fell asleep in the next 15 seconds.

Instead, Eddie reached out slowly with his pointer finger and booped Steve's nose. "It's so pointy", he said in a croaky voice. "Bet the girls loved that."

Steve snorted. "What?"

"When you ate 'em out."

"Dude!", Steve laughed. Eddie was always pretty candid, but this was another brand.

Then Eddie began to draw circles on Steve's face with his finger, all while drawing out that croaky sound before saying "Phooone hoooome."

Steve giggled and Robin finally spoke up from the loveseat.

"Yeah, I'm still here. But you know, movie night can wait or whatever."

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Steve's hands were in his face as he sat on the edge of his bed. Robin was patting his back reassuringly.

"There, there."

"It's just... Robin you should've seen him."

"I've seen him, babe."

"Not like this he was just-he was so into it!"

Steve had gone to pick up Eddie from the Wheeler's. He figured he'd find the other either with Mike, or maybe even Nancy. But no. Eddie had been in the backyard, in the middle of a very intense game of pretend with Holly. It had taken Steve everything not to strip and beg Eddie to give him his own babies.

"Have I...always been this much of a slut?", Steve asked.

Robin thought for a second before answering. "Yyyeah. But also, you've always been a goofball. Now that I think about it, you and Nancy had kinda an opposites attract thing. But maybe you don't need to opposite. You need someone as silly as you."

"Steve!", Eddie nearly crashed through his door. "We're making a blanket fort downstairs, you in?"

Steve rubbed his face and looked to Robin, admitting defeat with his eyes and then looked to Eddie. "Yeah. I really do."

#apo writes #stranger things #steddie #platonic stobin #steve is in the closet about his goofiness #and nothing else #robin has to tell him yeah yall are made for each other #ur both clowns

[dragonpyre]

I’m a bio!kid Jason Todd truther. But in the sense that neither of them realize it. But literally everyone who’s ever met them is like “yeah he looks a loooooot like Bruce”

#I mean #they’re both huge and jacked af #also the coloring #and they LOOK SIMILIAR #Which honestly is probably just an artist who has same face syndrome aided by the air style #but STILL #I’m in my clown era rn let me have this #jason Todd #Bruce Wayne #Batman #red hood #dc #batfam #batfamily #batdad

[dash-n-step]

cute bit from @demilypyro's stream she's completely silent during this

#engaging in a mild amount tomfoolery #unfortunately you can either pay twitch points for the clown nose or pay to throw things but it's very hard to do both #vtubers #vtuber #demilypyro #dashingposts #dashingwatches #dashingwatches: twitch #I suppose #clowngirl #clowngirls

[kogglyuffs]

blud screams jevil n dimentio ost

#digital art #my art #fanart #cookie run #cookie run fanart #cookie run art #cookie run kingdom #crk art #crk fanart #crk #cr kingdom #toats not listening to both as of drawing this #new fella in the clown gang!! #the jester squad keeps EXPANDING #shadow milk cookie #beast yeast

[officialspec]

clownsonas!!!!! speckle has like, looney tunes style reality bending powers tht make him basically invincible and uv has no powers and doesnt talk but DOES kill. and they hit eachother with hammers

#clownsona #me #my art #original #character design #clown #clown oc #eyestrain cw #yes both of them r me. at the same time. dont worry abt it

[bearhugsandshrugs]

One random thought that feeds into my theory that Gortash’s entire persona is about being the better devil (aside from his outfit but more on that later) is the fact that he crowns himself Archduke

Not King (even though he says that he and a male!PC would rule as Kings together over the world), not Prince, not Emperor or any other ruler, no, specifically Archduke

Do you know who uses Archduke, or better, Archduchess to refer to himself when Haarlep uses his (female) form? Likely as an aspiration?

Right: Raphael

So Gortash really went:

You know what dickhead, you imprisoned me so I’m gonna steal your life’s obsession from your daddy, gonna get some neat engineering plans along with that and become a better engineer than you with your lousy Orphic Hammer, gonna get me an outfit that’s heavily Hells-inspired with all flames and devils and a big ass belt that looks just like yours in your devil-form (but better), and then I’m gonna crown myself the title you can only fantasize about having while your incubus fucks you. Take this loser, ta ta

EDIT: FUCK GUYS (gn) THE ENTIRE MINDFLAYER THING WHERE NO SOULS ARE LEFT IN THE WORLD!

NO SOULS = NO DEVILS CAN TRADE OR TORTURE SOULS ANYMORE HIS ENTIRE MOTIVATION IS TO RENDER RAPHAEL AND OTHER DEVILS POWERLESS

#enver gortash #bg3 raphael #he’s such a clown #who you ask? oh both of them #gofundme to get gortash the therapy he needs #who is he underneath all that raphael copy?

[squidwithelbows]

Underrated character growth throughout the sellswords trilogy is Artemis becoming weirdly smug about his unrequested makeover as soon as he can use it to be condescending at people he doesn't like.

#legend of drizzt #artemis entreri #jarlaxle baenre #these are both actual scenes from empty joys and road of the patriarch #that live rent free in my brain #paraphrased ofc #but yeah I’m a bit obsessed with these two clowns and their roommate era #I’m reading book 23 now (omg) and I miss it #did anyone foresee my getting consumed by this nearly 40 book long D&D novel series on their 2024 bingo?? #I didn’t either! but here we are! #I still don’t quite know how to draw these characters #but I had a sudden urgent need to start making dumb art about them #arrrt #booksss #'mine'

[demonicseries]

“I hope Mobius and Loki kiss”

y’all at this point I just want them to survive the end of the season

#marvel has lowered my standards so much #that thinking they’ll both live is insane clown behavior #if they don’t I’m sticking them in my gay super hell pocket dimension #loki #Loki s2 #lokius