One random thought that feeds into my theory that Gortash’s entire persona is about being the better devil (aside from his outfit but more on that later) is the fact that he crowns himself Archduke
Not King (even though he says that he and a male!PC would rule as Kings together over the world), not Prince, not Emperor or any other ruler, no, specifically Archduke
Do you know who uses Archduke, or better, Archduchess to refer to himself when Haarlep uses his (female) form? Likely as an aspiration?
Right: Raphael
So Gortash really went:
You know what dickhead, you imprisoned me so I’m gonna steal your life’s obsession from your daddy, gonna get some neat engineering plans along with that and become a better engineer than you with your lousy Orphic Hammer, gonna get me an outfit that’s heavily Hells-inspired with all flames and devils and a big ass belt that looks just like yours in your devil-form (but better), and then I’m gonna crown myself the title you can only fantasize about having while your incubus fucks you. Take this loser, ta ta
EDIT: FUCK GUYS (gn) THE ENTIRE MINDFLAYER THING WHERE NO SOULS ARE LEFT IN THE WORLD!
NO SOULS = NO DEVILS CAN TRADE OR TORTURE SOULS ANYMORE HIS ENTIRE MOTIVATION IS TO RENDER RAPHAEL AND OTHER DEVILS POWERLESS
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i started one for this clown too
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"listen sweetheart, it's cute you like potions, but ACTUALLY you havent really considered that j pippins really is only for the rudimentary potioneer. hah, its ok females like you wouldn't know"
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Perez arguing that the dodgy timing of the VSC ending ruined his race, like every other driver didn’t get the same message he did 🙄
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I originally said this in a reblog but, picture this
Bruce Wayne gets invited by BuzzFeed to read thirst tweets. They are all from his Justice League coworkers.
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Bruce, in a completely monotonous voice: @Superman says: I wanna suck Bruce Wayne's soul out through his dick and spit it back in his face.
Bruce, with a completely straight face: Poetic
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Cue the batkids watching this video after its been uploaded and gone viral on Twitter: Remember when Uncle Supes wrote that tweet about you when he was stoned off his ass??
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Said video was further used as blackmail by Tim, Jason and Steph. Duke couldn't look him in the eye for a week straight. Damian is yet to understand why the kids at school keep making jokes about his dad.
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The Justice League will never live it down
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Sometimes I try to live my life normally but then I remember that when Tim properly met Dick for the first time the man was in full clown makeup.
Theres a foreshadowing joke in that but I can’t quite put it into words.
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clown month day 20 - comet
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