#Unreality

[cadaverousdecay]

☠ goulie-girl Follow

my vampire gf cant visit my crypt cuz they fucking buried me in a church cemetery fuck my entire unlife i wish i killed myself when i was alive

👻 creeps-and-crypts Follow

Hey. No. I killed myself when I was alive and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me. You do not get to joke about that shit just because youre dead. Suicide jokes are never funny.

☠ goulie-girl Follow

its not a joke im serious. if i had just offed myself when i had the chance my grave wouldnt be holy ground and my girlfriend wouldnt literally burn when she enters my crypt.

🧛‍♂️ spike-through-the-heart Follow

oh if its holy ground thats the issue you just gotta figure out a way to desecrate it

☠ goulie-girl Follow

okay like how

🦇 unsound-familiar Follow

ill kill myself over ur grave if u want

☠ goulie-girl Follow

thanks but im not looking for a roomie

🧹 doubledoubletoilettrouble Follow

desecration potion

🧪 hexes-and-exes Follow

potion of desecration

🐸 wartsandall Follow

loOking for a poTion that deSecraTes? haVe I got the PotiOn for You 💋😋😜

☠ goulie-girl Follow

great the hexbots found my post

🧛‍♀️ i-bid-u-velcome Follow

babe just come over to my castle

☠ goulie-girl Follow

ur hellhound scares me

#unreality #vampire tumblr

[salaciouscrumbb]

#spn #spnedit #unreality

[amtrak-official]

Train meat is illegal in 246 countries

#unreality

[ursaspecter]

⬜️ moon-moon4w00-deactivated

It's super problematic and you should be ashamed for ever liking it. Humans asking their lycan partners to turn them because they think it'll help them "bear the curse" is just disgusting and a gross misunderstanding of what being a werewolf is actually like. No one would ever choose this life. I've literally never met anyone who has, and I'm convinced anyone saying otherwise is a liar. If I had the choice I would have never done it.

🍖 roadkill-meatloaf Follow

That may be true for early iterations of the trope, but in recent years lycans using it far outnumbers the humans using it. Also last time I checked some of the first writers to use the trope are werewolves now. I think one is a werebear actually. And they love it. We don't live in the dark ages anymore. There are resources to help us now and we don't have to hide in shame. I think anyone who genuinely wants to be in this community should be allowed to.

Source: My girlfriend turned me because I did my research and I asked her nicely because I'm sexy like that.

⬜️ moon-moon4w00-deactivated

You're a freak and a degenerate and bring a bad name to all lycans.

🐾 superhowllock Follow

What about when you doxxed knotexplosion for the crime of *checks notes* being a fursuiter. Did that not bring a bad name to lycans?

🌜 impawssible Follow

THEY DEACTIVATED

Anyway, part of lycan acceptance is also accepting if and when people want to become one. No one bats an eye when humans say they want to be a vampire, so why should being a lycanthrope be any different? Both have their pros and cons obviously but so does being a human. Everyone has problems now let's go get you some fruit.

🦴 pupperoni Follow

Wait we can still eat fruit??? I've been avoiding it like the plague because I thought it was bad for us.

🌜 impawssible Follow

In all seriousness, in my experience just follow guides on what's safe to feed dogs and you'll be good. Now go eat a pineapple.

🌜 impawssible Follow

WAIT-

#unreality #fake post #werewolf #werewolves #the thrilling conclusion to moon-moon4w00 #impawssible's notes are just filled with that pineapple gif #id in alt text

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Chickens shouldn't be counted as birds, just as emus, penguins, ostriches and other flightless birds shouldn't. Agree or no?

No. Nothing in the definition of a bird says that it has to fly, or even have feathers. A bird is simply any biped that doesn't wear clothes.

Behold a bird:

(Painting of Diogenes by Jules Bastien-Lepage)

#bird #birb #birds #diogenes #jules bastien-lepage #unreality

[thatsbelievable]

I suppose I’m a “glass is half full but the rim of the glass is broken so every time you try to take a drink you cut your lip” kind of person.

#optimism #unreality

[dailyjermasparkle]

#jerma #jerma sparkle #dailyjermasparkle #sparkle on! #tuesday #paranoia tw #unreality

[ai-dream]

#Vaporwave #aesthetic #ai art #digital art #colors #synthwave #lofi #nostalgia #retrowave #video game #concept art #art #dreamscape #unreality #chill vibes #view #plants #porch #dreamy #nature #rainforest #rain #humidity #bridge #balcony #forest

[goobers-weirdcore]

#oddcore #strangecore #weirdcore #original edit #aesthetic #nostalgia #surreal #weirdcore edit #surrealcore #weirdcore aesthetic #unreality #old web #old internet #dereality

[sygol]

first name: "any", last name: "pronouns", and my pronouns... well that's a funny story.. i only go by she/her

#unreality

[unorcadox]

Even in solitude, I'm not truly alone / My [redacted] are always there to help

#weirdcore #dreamcore #nostalgiacore #old web #unorcadox #my edit #unreality #uo vent #have some pluralcore

[lance-thunder-reporting-live]

Good morning Amity Park, I'm your ghostly weatherman, Lance Thunder. Today's Tuesday, April 30, and there’s a 0% chance of rain. Highs are in the mid seventies, and the lows are in the mid forties.

The entire city of Amity Park lost all electronic connection at 10:23 AM on Friday the 26th. Televisions, Phones, Computers, and many other electronic devices were rendered useless. This was likely the work of Technus, though he was not seen at all during this time luckily, the issue was resolved at 1:53 AM this morning.

Several ghost attacks occurred during this communication blackout. The Wisconsin Ghost was sighted several times, but did not attack, several animal ghosts attacked, causing injury and damage to public property, Skulker fought against Danny Phantom, causing damage to roads with stray missiles, and the box ghost wreaked havoc in the post office.

A number of robberies were attempted during the blackout, including one successful robbery of a blue 2005 Honda Civic from a used car dealership by the name of Pete’s Auto Sales. Luckily, nobody was injured in any of these situations.

The Fentons will likely be driving today.

#danny phantom #lance thunder #unreality #daily report #04/30/07

[2001fallenstar]

#unreality #dereality #liminal spaces #liminal space #liminal #liminal aesthetic #nostalgia #nostalgic #nostalgiacore #2001:outside #2001:nature #2001:field #2001:night #2001:car

[amtrak-official]

I want to do a satire

AITA for killing a man on the train to New York

I (23M) was on a train from DC to Boston, I had prepared and everything, I had brought books, downloaded music to my phone, brought my headphones and even obtained a DVD player. I was having a perfect trip, listening to music in my headphones and reading my mystery novels when suddenly at the stop in Philadelphia I was oh so rudely interrupted by a young man, (late 20s, M) he said that he couldn't find a seat and that he would like to sit in the seat next to me. Being the reasonable man that I am, I got up and accommodated him, that was just basic decency of course. But then about 10 minutes later my book reading was once again interrupted as I heard a most awful noise. It was the man sitting next to me, his handsome face illuminated by a blue light, he was watching internet videos at max volume without any headphones. Immediately I was thrown into a blind rage, I pulled a rock out of my bag, threw it against the window, breaking it into pieces, grabbed my seat neighbor, lifted him up over my head and threw him out the window. It wasn't for several minutes that I realized what I did

#unreality #aita #murder tw

[aita-blorbos]

AITA for kissing a 18-19yr old being 34?

I, 34M, have entered Community College because I got caught by my law firm (I didn't have a degree). On the first day here, I met a woman, 28F, and immediately tried sleeping with her. Let's call her "The Worst". She always said no, and as the days passed, I started accepting that. However, we slowly started developing a more romantic relationship. My strategy at first to get alone time with her was to make a fake study group, which sadly, turned real when she ACTUALLY invited people. How dare she. One of the people in this group, there's A, a 19F that just graduated high school and had a past drug addiction.

In between all this, I started dating my teacher. I wouldn't dare ask her her age, but let's say she's in her late 20's-early 30's.

On the last day of our semester, The worst grabbed a microphone and confessed her love for me, in public. Of course, my girlfriend was mad. I panicked, went outside, and made out with the 19-year-old, A. I didn't feel anything for her, I just panicked and didn't know what to do. She was also in a very vulnerable state, but... y'know.

Anyway, the thing is that this semester A has been following me around everywhere, claiming we didn't just kiss, we french-kissed. And I feel like a creep and a weirdo. And I really want her away from me. And I want The worst back.

#aita #am i the asshole #unreality

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The Tourism board of Colorado demanded the recall of several thousand novelty Colorado-shaped table mats that were found to actually be shaped like Wyoming.

#colorado #wyoming #maps #unreality