#a gift for all surely

[ilexdiapason]

little joel on youtube got me wondering what the percentage is actually like. please reblog so i can get more responses and thus a more representative data pool for my demographic of "people who use tumblr in 2023"

thank u tumblr for enabling post editing! no more reblogs on this post society has progressed past the need for reblogs on this post

#poll #polls #surely we weren't All actually the gifted kid. however i bet the gifted kid burnouts Are more likely to be on tumblr in 2023

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 214

“I did an oopsie.” 

Clockwork paused in his work, gaze turning from his work towards his ghostling (it didn’t matter if he was an adult, he’d always be his ghostling) who was smiling nervously, avoiding his eyes. 

“Oh?” He kept his tone light, even as he worked on untangling a time knot. Honestly at least Danny was immune to any effect of time, even if he couldn’t look into his timelines in exchange. It came with being the other half of Infinity. 

“Yeeah… you know that corner of the multiverse you told me not to go to because you’re working on some time problems? I might have stumbled into one of the worlds in the corner…” 

He stopped his machinations, fully turning towards Danny- Space, his Core whispered and quivered in utter delight at having an Equal in power- with a raised eyebrow, leaning on his staff and silently telling him to explain. 

Danny poked his fingers together, giving a nervous laugh. “So uh, I was just exploring right? Well me and Ellie, you know how she gets when she can’t wander, and um… I er, we might have messed with some things in the creation of it… I didn’t know it was part of that universe, I swear! It was so far at the fringes and halfway into the Zone and I couldn’t just let a universe die before it began and-”

Oh- Oh! His ghostling (and his grand-ghostlings it sounded like) had claimed his first universe! He could put off these time knots, this was a grand milestone for any Ancient, nevermind such a primordial force as one of theirs.

And this is how a DC world came into being with humans evolving with more avian traits. Like wings. And claws. Look, Dan thought it’d be funny if they gave baby humanity wings and Ellie started rambling about how much farther they could travel if they had them and Danny thought it could be cool. Oh well, time to keep an eye on their itty baby world now…

#Prompts #DCxDP #DPxDC #Ancient of Space Danny #Space Core Danny #Moon Core Ellie #Sun Core Dan #Why yes Dan & Ellie call Danny Mom/Dad #Wings Au #They all have favorite bloodlines that they think are neat or they’re rooting for #They also make sure the speedsters (“Look at them! They’re hummingbirds! They can’t focus!”) don’t cause Time Knots #Sam Adores Gotham from the moment Danny shows his friends their lil DC world #And that’s not even starting on the rest of things not even on Earth #Dan appears by Clark’s crib unseen one night & gifts him wings to be able to blend in with his human family #They can’t focus on every little thing but they do their best since it’s their first world #Whenever a hero is revived their wings look like they’ve been dipped in galaxies for several months at least #Jason’s never goes away- they look like a crimson sunrise with stars #Billy got a gift from Ellie & his wings have moon patterns even in his normal child form #Go wild with this

[shrimpricebowl]

oh thank god

#art from a while back #i played hk first and deepnest was like. the most uncomfortable ive ever been playing the game #mainly because its just so DARK #as for rw... when i got to shaded...... what the actual Hell #i eventually got used to just dying in the dark and exploring the first parts of the region but like. Why is it pitch black #i didnt even realize there was a path to the scav merchant at the first room..... i got to memory crypts before finding it in my next run #hollow knight #rain world #hk ghost #rw slugcat #rw survivor #artatat #?!?@?@?@?@ the alt text got removed for a sec Sorry about that im not sure why or how that happened #also im completely aware deepnest without a lantern is much darker but atleast it isnt pitch black. You know #i also wanna add on the fact i entered deepnest after the mantis lords and thought. “what kind of winning gift is this!?!?!?” #and felt like cornifer for the first couple of minutes LOL #but i had nowhere to go so womp womp :P #to clarify: i dont hate shaded its actually my top route to go from industrial to shoreline #but i hate deepnest with all my heart❤️ godbless #reading the rbs here is so fun.... so true guys

[deep-space-lines]

I am inflicting, or perhaps bestowing, upon you: Garrus as various unnecessarily sexualized references that come up if you look up refs of women with guns :)

(( @milkywayes i know we’ve like almost never interacted but the silly comment i left on your post would Not leave my brain. I need to show u what you inspired ))

#you’re welcome or i’m sorry #look at that high waisted man! he has feminine hips #top 10 birthday gifts for your alien boyfriend who you aren’t even sure celebrates birthdays: big gun. #turians look all big and intimidating until you draw one and have to figure out how to make them not look like they’re going OWO #why did i put so much effort into this #mass effect #my art #mass effect art #mass effect fanart #artists on tumblr #garrus vakarian #he’s so hard to draw but so much FUN to draw. this man is shaped

[canisalbus]

Machete and Vasco are so pomegranate-and-the-hand-that-slices coded. To me.

Pomegranates are seen as messy, bloody, inconvenient fruits. You slice or tear or bite and in return for your effort you come away underwhelmed, disgusted, and stained too deep to wash. The consumption of a pomegranate is a violent act of defilement, for both the fruit and the eater.

But that is because most do not understand how to open a pomegranate. They have little patience for the precise carving. They see no point in coreing the fruit gently, no reason to be reverent as they pull the quarters apart. When done correctly, opening a pomegranate leaves little mess. Your fingers will still stain, your knife will still slick, but there will be no pool of crimson drowning both you and the fruit.

The seeds are only sweet to those who understand the merit of a light hand and intricate slicing. Why put in so much effort for a food so bitter and clearly armored against consumption? Surely it must not yearn to be eaten.

(^insane about silly catholic dogs)

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#absolutely losing my mind over this #how dare you come to my house and deliver a poignant character analysis cloaked in metaphors and symbolism #I went all day thinking about pomegranates #doing late christmas shopping? pomegranates #glazing ham? pomegranates #watching futurama with siblings? pomegranates #they're still kind of an exotic fruit where I'm from and I only got around to trying one a handful of years ago #some fruits offer themselves readily but pomegranates are hard and resistant and require a bit more specific handling #I looked up a guide and even then the kitchen counter ended up a murder scene #I've gotten better but I know some people can open them very neatly and I still haven't figured out the right technique #I love you anon I love the fact that you've clearly been rotating my silly catholic dogs in your head #and are able to put your thoughts into words with such marvelous grace and eloquence #surely it must not yearn to be eaten UNFATHOMABLE #answered #anonymous #gift art #Vasco #Machete #pomegranates are canonically one of Machete's motifs/symbols but I never thought of them from this angle #at least not this extensively

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

Oxford you say? The same Oxford that a certain jarchivist attended you say? Inch resting

#The magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp spoilers #samama khalid #sam khalid #jonathan sims #jon sims #tmagp 13 #Not sure if the dots have been connected but they're definitely on the board #Gonna need a list of names of other people in this gifted and talented Magnus program is all I'm sayin #the magnus protocol #tmagp

[front-facing-pokemon]

#spinda #AAAHHHH YES!!! our belovèd spinda. from their café!!! probably one of my favorite minor characters from pmd sky #whom i don't even think was in the original explorers games. i think spinda's café was exclusive to sky. if i'm remembering correct #ly. or maybe that was shaymin village. i know shaymin village was for sure but maybe it was just that and not both of them. either way #have a delicious drink and allow the flower of conversation to bloom! i could quote spinda all day. he had “hopes and dreams” before toby #ever did. THAT'S ALSO like i had no idea what spinda's pronouns were. i kept trying to figure it out because i talked about him quite a lot‚ #but no one in game ever talked about him. to mention his pronouns? turns out. there's ONE line of dialogue where the post office fucker in #shaymin village mentions him and calls him a he. i think that's the only time spinda is referred to in the third person with a pronoun #i believe it's when they're talking about like. how you can send gifts or whatever and pick up the characters' responses at spinda's café #which is still a really fucking good feature. of any video game. SEE WHAT I MEAN spinda and their café is just an incredibly good Thing #it's to the point where my home wifi network is named “Spinda's Café Wi-Fi” because i love it so much. so if you're ever runnin around #and you see a wifi network by that name… it might be me! you never know! or… it could be the real deal. the real spinda's café is somewhere #nearby…! ugh. i wish. i would go there immediately #not even to mention all the other shit about this pokémon that's really good. like that they never walk in straight lines or whatever #their little dance. it's just. huUGHKLJKAHJVDHJHDAJSVGD i love spinda. a nice pick-me-up after the underwhelmingness that was grumpig #shake it this way… shake it that way… and stir it all around… and it's done!

[rosemaryyuri]

it's so hilarious how a large chunk of the homestuck fandom actually and genuinely believes everything rose lalonde says about herself and her life. she would be so happy. You think I'm cool, calm, and put together? You think I'm a reliable therapist for my friends? Tell me more.

#it's so funny. they fall for her front and whatever she says about her mother postretcon #(yes mom lalonde WAS abusive and severely neglected her child emotionally and physically to the point rose could not take a genuine gesture #of gift giving as anything other than deeply ironic and spiteful and also actively snuck around the house to avoid interacting with her #mother. not to mention mom lalonde was Drunk All The Time and offered rose alcohol. but yeah sure just believe the 16 year old) #talk tag #rose #sorry i just saw such a take i needed to say something about it or i would Die

[jingsyuans]

Honey, I had a thot™

Mutual baby trapping bc you and Jing Yuan are mutually obsessed with each other but doesn't realize that the other is like that

*shuffles papers*

Imagine both you and Jing Yuan are being sneaky behind the other's back, both of you sabotaging contraceptives and whatnot, giving you fertility meds to increase odds of conception, etc

You know if you get pregnant then there's no way Jing Yuan will leave you, plus a baby would be the ultimate symbol of your love. Jing Yuan knows if he gets you pregnant that you'll have to stay to save face, he'll get to keep you by his side plus he gets another kid

You both pretend to act surprised when you do end up pregnant, he's so reassuring that it'll be ok, he doesn't mind having another kid plus Yanqing needs a sibling (or two)

But I raise the saucier idea:

Jing Yuan's highly aware of you tryna baby trap him and Jesus Christ he's never been so horny in his life, here he thought he was going to have to do all the work himself but you're making it so easy, literally finding plenty of excuses to take you.

There's something so hot to him about you being this possessive of him that you would do this, it's not like he's better because he wants to corrupt you in a way no one else will be able to do.

The logical part of his brain is like red flags but good thing he's elected to not care because the obsessive and possessive part of him is much louder.

I'm suffering from a migraine but I was struck by the horny, I had to share

-✨ anon

I do think this idea is pretty saucy! Pretty original too, I don’t think I’ve seen a plot before where they’re mutually trying to baby trap the other person. Honestly the plot would make a good smutty fic mixed with a humor fic as well as you’re reading these two trying to be so sneaky about achieving the same end goal heehee.

I do like the idea of jing yuan realizing what’s going on before you do, that’s very like him. Also very like him to simply go along with it and get his jollies off in the meanwhile LOL because of course. Yeah he knows the condoms got holes in it and he won’t say a thing sweetheart!

#I’m like 95% sure you sent in this idea before and I never got around to posting it LMAO #so sorry abt that I am Not a good blogger at all #jing yuan #jing yuan x reader #honkai star rail #jing yuan smut #honeyed gifts #tw dubcon #tw babytrapping

[artsyunderstudy]

It doesn’t feel like a dream when Baz kisses me.

Hi hello it's my friend Dre @cutestkilla's birthday today and I love her very much, and also she wrote this amazing fic called What's Left that was kinda our friendship origin story tbh even tho we didnt start really talking till later. BUT STILL. I already gushed all over discord but just wanna reiterate how happy I am to be friends with such an amazing person.

The fic, by the way, is absolutely amazing, and beautiful, and romantic and SMART and funny and really really I cannot say this enough, stop waiting to read this fic if you haven't read it yet. It will change you for the better.

#artsyart #snowbaz #Simon snow #baz pitch #Simon snow fanfic #carry on fanfic #snowbaz fanart #snowbaz fanfic #what's left #fanart of fanfiction #gift art #Also make sure you leave her a nice birthday message on the fic if you read it because of this post #or re-read it #GIVE IT LOVE #it deserves all the love #mwah #sidbaz #eheheehehe #my fave rarepair

[babacontainsmultitudes]

So it was established in the last episode that Taylor still believes in Santa (tbh I wouldn't be surprised if it's come up prior to this ep too but anyways-) so... Do you think (saint) Nicky been has portalling in every year since the betrayal to sneak in a gift for his son amongst the pile? That Cassandra doesn't even notice because it's just one among the many many presents she herself has bought and wrapped? But every year without fail... Taylor gets one gift that simply says "from: Nick" and well, obviously that has to mean it's from Santa (a conclusion which Nicky expects him to come to, and why he can sign his name at all, though he misses when he could just write "dad"). And one year when he's still quite young, a sleepy little Taylor actually catches Nicky in the act, and Nicky wishes more than anything that he could just *stay*, but instead he only softly tells Taylor to go back to bed, and Taylor thinks that Santa is a lot younger and a bit sadder than he expected, but what's he gonna do- not listen to Santa Claus? So he smiles meekly at the man he does not know to be his father, and hurriedly heads back to his room.

Also yes of course Nicky eats the fucking cookies left out of course he's not gonna pass up on free cookies (which are home-baked to top it off) come on that's a given.

#at my conspiracy board like ''he sees you when you're sleeping... he knows when you're awake- just like Nicky watching Taylor from Hell!'' #dndads #dungeons and daddies #nick foster #I'm sure I mustn't be the only person who's proposed a headcanon to this effect but anyways in light of recent events! #and Taylor asks Nicky what kind of cookies he likes and Nicky says ''oatmeal raisin'' and Taylor says ''gross'' #but insists on putting those ones out next year and every year after that #nicky freeman #taylor swift dndads #highkey knowing Nicky and the dumbass shenanigans he gets wrapped up in he would do something to accidentally become the real santa claus #like he shows up to the wrong house one year and gets spotted #so then in his mind he has to show up to *both* houses next year #but then the kid from the other house tells all their friends #and what is he gonna do- not get gifts for all of them too? that wouldn't be fair. #you see where I'm going with this? #dndads holiday special starring Nicky in the tale of how he became saint nick #I won't lie to you folks the Closes and Swifts are basically the only reason I care at all about this holiday haha #(though happy holidays to all of you celebrating- whatever you're celebrating!) #''but you're hosting a holiday event!'' YEAH AND LOOK WHO IT'S FOR LOL #(back at my conspiracy board) santa... is just an anagram for satan... it all makes sense!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Keep Being Amazing!!! (sorry I drew this with my mouse. I was too lazy to get a real pen.) I hope you have a wonderful day!

#submission #other's art #mdzs #poorly drawn mdzs #lan wangji #AAAAAAA!!!!! thank you thank you...your art is so sweet (and with a *Mouse*??? dang!!!) #I love how you draw hair....I wish to know your secrets #You have enacted the combo of saying something nice to me + showing concern for my well being + giving me a little gift. #Picture me scuttling towards you very fast and on all fours. Coming at you for friendship #I'm a very simple creature #Your rainbow text inspired me I had to match the energy #And by match I mean make sure they are not separated #Lwj doesn't get enough opportunities to girl boss!! Just because he's the 'stoic on the outside' type does NOT mean that he can't *slay* #If his malewife gets to put on the cat ears and meow then he gets to be the girlhusband who puts on the bunny ears! #LWJ is a goth in white and blue and he works it so hard! #that aside #the font is Fiolex Girls! #for the font fans #I also completely forgot about Easter (was asleep for 3 days) so here's my bunny posting to celebrate

[kira-light0]

Happy Valentines Day to those who are celebrating!

Feel free to send these to your mash-loving valentines!

(And if you want one to say something specific, just let me know and I can try to make it)

#mash #m*a*s*h #mash 4077 #Some of these are based on cannonical statements but others aren't #so I'm not sure if they're all in character since I haven't finished the series yet (I'm on season 7) but I've tried my best #Apologies for not doing all of the characters. I couldn't really think of anything for bj radar henry or Charles :( #sorry about the quality too. I did it on my phone and couldn't get it any less pixelated #valentines day cards #valentines day #hawkeye pierce #trapper john mcintyre #margaret houlihan #frank burns #francis mulcahy #father mulcahy #sherman potter #maxwell klinger #I wanted to draw something but I didn't have time to draw make these and knit my friend a gift in time #Wishing all of you happy times! #Reminder that you don't need a romantic partner to enjoy Valentines Day: #go have fun with friends whether irl or online; spend time with your pets; binge your favorite shows #its a day of love so just do something you love!

[doriandrifting]

Bruhhhh they can't keep getting away with this

"EARLY BIRTHDAY????"

#im sure someones pointed out all the mentions of birthday but jesus #in a scene where we get mikes same dialogue from vicki #the damn yellow and blue shirt on steves shoulder #real blue mayo and yellow mustard smhhh #GIVING A GIFT?? #the byler coding #stranger things

[expelliarmus]

#mine #doctor who #dwedit #matt smith #:D #pretty sure i haven't giffed this in a while so here we go!! #can't believe how fast december is going by #1 week of my winter break is almost over already SIGH #oh also to any pokemon go friends... #is there anyone from the ocean or tundra regions that is willing to send me gifts??? #the last 2 scatterbugs that i need!!!!! #i'm having way too much fun collecting all the vivillon lol #oh and i started pokemon violet yesterday and i love miraidon #ANYWAYS... do i like how this colouring came out?? #hmm

[sincerely-sofie]

I like to imagine that legendary Pokémon, once they’ve met in person, unlock a sort of magical mental phone number for each other. It’s probably intended to be a way for the embodiments of universal functions to communicate and act in harmony so the world keeps turning. But it makes for an absolutely amazing means of informing your roommate’s family they should badger her about taking better care of herself.

#Darkrai (on magic phone call): Celebi you will not believe the amount of nonsense I have witnessed from Twig today #Celebi: Given that I live with Grovyle and Dusknoir I’m pretty sure I can #Celebi: But also give me all the deets so I can organize a campaign to harass Twig into practicing self-care #(the harassment campaign fails) #(this does not deter them from doing the same thing again) #the present is a gift au #stuff by sofie #pmd2 #pmd eos #pmd explorers #pmd sky #pmd #pokémon mystery dungeon #future trio #pmd darkrai #pmd celebi