#aaaahahahaha

[weareamarvel]

it was un(bear)ably hot out

#aaaahahahaha #sorry for the pun guys but it’s better than my first idea which was ‘it was beary hot out’ lmao #me #my face #selfie #cute girls #asian #wlw #wlwoc #bisexual #nonbinary woman #queer

[temporarymoods]

mwah

scatch what i said on that last post. idk her. im CHILLINGGGGG!!!

MarMon today: yes I celebrated. you gotta. duh. Patriot's Day-- a Mass thing!? Hilarious.

We went to the race and yelled and screamed and cheered on at various points. Walked a bunch. Got sunburnt in that shallow way, but my nose is pink. It was pretty emotional! So proud of everyone. Kept thinking that this is kind of one of the best things humanity can do. Anyway-- B)

Got sambas, lmfao?! Trying to look like a boy. Followed by some really good pasta. and then trying to look like a girl. i went to a frat! for the first time! i got champagne on my sambas. christened. the person who clocked me as queer at the party said "christened" after i had minutes prior. yeah. a good thing

- - i know the gender thing of it is ridiculous but for some reason my soft complicated body craves that sexual weirdness between men and women and particularly these young men and women in that..disgusting atmosphere. a disgusting atmosphere. really hungry for that generalization.. it's true. im really attracted to men

other than that^ being tough,

i went DANCINGGG!!!!!1!1!11!!11!!

and I LOVED IT SO MUCH!!!!111!1

What a GREAT night!!! i can't put into words how amazing i feel even though that is why i came here...shucks. has the moment past? did i spend too much time on the queue?

My foot is sore as I type this. I came home so inspired and read up on country swing vs other kinds (I knew jazz swing was the thing, and swing dancin aint line dancin !) then i listened to a lot of good music:

Slow Dancing - Aly & AJ * total classic for me lmao. damn they have the best spotify top 5

Let's Get Married - Bill Elliot Swing Orchestra * when i didn't yet understand that i had to look up **country** swing music. now i know ;) god i cant wait to go again

-- what is it?! i think its that i really love to dance, to move my body, to try and get it right, to improve? to be good? to have fun in a choreographed way. to conform. the do the correct thing. idk

here's what i think its really about: i think i like smootheness. and i like the click of a phenomenon you can't pull a word for. and short counts. and intention. and shape. mostly shape. beat, sure, too. i like beat. i like rising to it, and not tiring. i dont know how i get so obsessed. i need to go back. that was exactly what ive been looking for for months, and what i thought i found but only got in part in the club, which i go to for the dancing, the loud music, the blindingness. but i dont contribute there. my ears are filled but the sound can only vibrate me a little. im not, swung, literally. and i cant provide energy to the space like you can witcha boots awn. so yeah, i think thats really it. dancing. i fucking love dancing. ive always fucking loved dancing. for real! really! i never got that good, yeah. but i fucking loved it thats for sure. i always wanted someone to actually teach me shit. they didnt do that enough in theatre. maybe they did. maybe i just wasnt that talented. not now though. dead. fucking. ass. just input my entire work calendar that i have access to because this shits getting real my life is mine and theres fan fucking tastic things to be doing with it.

alright...i could continue...i'll pick up the rest in my dairy ;* not gonna get too personal, phew. uhm. eh hem.

That Don't Impress Me Much - Shania Twain

Tequila - Dan + Shay

End of Beginning - Djo * lmao i got on this because i saw some interview w him online as im jamminggugghh i got sucked in. then all this happened:

Change - Djo * so much better than the one blowin up btw

Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - Eurythmics, etc * i looked up more songs like Change :| hahaha. then all this happened:

Lifetime - Yves Tumor

Pop Song - Perfume Genius

Here Comes the Rain Again - Eurythmics, etc

Here Comes Your Man - Pixies

Eye in the Wall - Perfume Genius

Boys - Amen Dunes * at this point my original mission is fucked. the intention's gone. i'm so far from where i started: country lovin

at the same time the joint i rolled before we went out and shared on the way home is getting its way through my system for sure. its approaching 2am, woah! full day tomorrow but not nearly as inspired at this one. this one's literally how you're supposed to live . well maybe beer not getting stolen at the bar mmmm. mhm. yeah i'll tack that on as well.

i didnt, dont, want to let go of tonight skrrreorgihveouhv!!!! uuuummm! yeah i should keep thinking about it. : ) : ) hehehehehe

Man! I Feel Like a Woman! - Shania Twain

<3 , so much ;)

Kate

#AAAAHAHAHAHA #YKTR #name of the blog bitch #cuntcuntcuntcunt

[sins-of-the-sea]

To Whom It May Concern,

We sincerely regret to inform you that for your repeated attempts to create unrest within our court, any and all future ventures to visit our kingdom will instead reroute you to Ore Horde territory. Enjoy your dealings with them.

Regards,

Queen Ari

"Commending the Queen for her work is an attempt to create unrest? Goodness gracious. People don't know how to accept compliments these days."

#AAAAHAHAHAHA #I do need to throw the Master at Gourmand let's be real #the Master tho is just VERY savvy when it comes to meeting with other lords of the ocean #[The Master] #rosegoldkingdom

[sexysilverstrider]

Subaru: Heh…Look at that silly face.

Yui: G-Gosh…Surprise attacks are no fair.

Subaru: Aah? It’s your own fault for bein’ so darn cute.

WHAT THE HELL THEYRE SO CUTE

#AAAAHAHAHAHA #SO SOOOOFT #fafar plays ddf

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

SILVER CORD DEBUT

#LFGGGG #OH MY GOD IT WAS SO COLD AND WET AAAAHAHAHAHA #stood in the pouring rain for literally 5+ hours 😭😭😭 #it was so good though holy shit. holy shittt #wtf #kgatlw #king gizzard & the lizard wizard #the silver cord #my posts

[iwannaseeyouunravvel]

help i got too high now i can’t stop thinking about breeding boys in the woods and shoving their face in the dirt :(

#aaaahahahaha why don’t i have a cock i can FEEL #i’m mad #edenbarks #trans nsft #transgender #agender #agender nsft #nonbinary #nonbinary nsft

[astererer]

5, 9, 11, 28, 33, 34, 48, and 56 for Cleo and Kaz? (I love them i need more of them)

Ask meme here

under the cut for length!!

5. Can they cry on command? If so, what do they think about to make it happen?

Cleo

Yes she can!! She only cries on command for two reasons:

She finds anyone that isn’t a very feminine and cute girl super unattractive from a dating standpoint, to the point that if someone she isn’t attracted to tries flirting with her she will intentionally make a scene to either make herself as unappealing as possible or make them look like they’ve done something wrong. Is this incredibly shallow and unpleasant of her? Yeah. Does she care? No. She knows exactly what she’s doing. it’s a defence mechanism for her.

On rare occasions if a customer is being particularly rude at her barista job and she can’t be bothered with being professional. If she’s tired and someone starts having a go at her for being “too slow” at making their order with like 5 alterations to it she will turn on the water works and pretend to be a new hire to make them feel bad. Does not do this with regulars for obvious reasons. Her manager doesn’t care and actively plays into it sometimes because she thinks it’s funny.

Doesn’t have one specific thought, instead pulls up various bad memories so she doesn’t get too used to the same thing being used too often. Was bullied a lot in elementary school, so has a lot of options to choose from.

Kaz

No. Doesn’t like crying in general because to him it shows weakness. If he ever cries it is genuine but private.

9. Do they give tough love or gentle love most often? Which do they prefer to receive?

Cleo

Prefers to give and receive gentle love. She doesn’t like tough love because teasing and what others may consider playful insults among friends remind her too much of the bullying she’s experienced. Just wants to be cuddled and doted on and would like to do the same for her favourite people in turn.

Kaz

Gives tough love to most people he cares for with a few exceptions and is used to receiving it in turn, but won’t turn down gentle love from the right person. Kind of craves the softness but at the same time it makes him sort of uncomfortable because he’s just not used to it. Gets kind of freaked out if anyone other than Aster, Cleo or @peachsodama ‘s Pecha are soft/gentle with him, and all three of them had to work over varying periods of time to get to where they are with him in their respective relationships.

11. If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?

Cleo

Put a friendly and cute ghost type like a pumpkaboo next to her. If it’s the real Cleo she will probably have a panic attack before passing out from fright, due to having an extremely intense fear of ghost types. An impersonator would likely not react anywhere near Cleo’s level, or if they tried to it would be pretty obviously exaggerated.

Kaz

Get the impersonator to play guitar. Kaz is a skilled guitarist and has his own unique playing style + alternative tuning preferences. If anyone else was just handed one of his guitars and expected to play something they would likely assume the instrument was out of tune and start messing with the strings, a dead giveaway for not being who they claim to be.

28. What do they tell people they want? What do they actually want?

Cleo

Tells people she just wants to have a good time. To have an easy and uncomplicated life with nothing to worry about and plenty of time to spend partying with her friends. A cute girlfriend would also be nice.

Deep down she wants her DJ side gig to take off and be taken seriously within the world of electronic music, but kind of knows she’s dug her own hole with her internet presence as pokétwitter’s most annoying Klara stan. She wants fame and success but the risk of being tarred by her own actions makes her hesitant to fully commit beyond playing sets at friends’ parties and local shows.

Kaz

Tells people he wants the band to take off and to be able to make an actual living off it. He wants the fame and attention and the travel. He wants to perform to crowds of thousands. He likes to think he would give everything he has to achieve this.

What he really wants is truly unconditional love. The sort a parent is meant to give except his never did. Doesn’t know how to ask for it anyway and finds it kind of embarrassing.

33. How do they greet someone they dislike / hate?

Cleo

Actively avoids people she dislikes if she can. If avoidance is impossible she’ll blank them or make it abundantly clear she finds the other person’s presence repulsive. Pulls a face like she’s smelt something rancid and says something along the lines of “oh….. it’s you” 😒 before walking off.

Kaz

With a precision aimed insult designed specifically to provoke the other person into trying to hit him. Then he has an excuse to hit back. Actively looks for fights he can start with people he hates.

34. How do they greet someone they like / love?

Cleo

Hugs and kisses on the cheeks for her besties!! If she has a girlfriend they will be greeted with more kisses and getting spun around or picked up if Cleo is strong enough to lift them. Otherwise she will jump for them to catch her instead. Always very excited to see the people she likes spending time with. Will tone down on the kisses though if a friend finds that too much.

Kaz

Playful insults (e.g. Romy frequently gets a “what’s up, cumslut?”) or just a casual wave of the hand with a lopsided grin. Plays it cool. Cleo gets scooped up in a hug though without any insults because she is Much More Sensitive than his other friends. Usually he wouldn’t make such an exception but she is like the little sister that he never had.

If he’s dating someone he will greet them by kissing them with tongue and maybe grabbing their ass.

48. Who would they say ‘yes’ to if invited to do something they abhorred / strongly didn’t want to do?

Cleo

If she has a girlfriend she will say yes to anything she asks of her. Even if that meant going to an opera or through a haunted house or going/doing anything else she finds boring or scary. Cleo would watch paint dry if the girl she’s dating asked her to. A simp through and through.

Kaz

Heidi can ask Kaz to go or do anything and he will likely say yes. He craves their validation and will put up with stuff he finds incredibly boring and tedious if it means they’ll approve.

Will also do things for Aster even if he’d probably hate it because he loves her. She doesn’t demand much and when she does invite or ask him to do/go somewhere she knows he wouldn’t like, she makes sure to make it up to him later.

56. If they’re scared, who do they want comfort from? Does this answer change depending on the type of fear?

Cleo

Runs home crying to her parents every time. Still pretty attached to her parents and seeks them out for comfort 9 times out of 10. They kind of baby Cleo, to the exasperation of her sister. If they can’t tend to her she will go to her girlfriend (if she has one) or Kaz if he’s not busy. Otherwise she will just cuddle one of her pokemon until the fear passes.

Kaz

Tries to deal with his fear on his own, and doesn’t like showing it to other people. If he can’t deal on he own, Kaz will go to Heidi, Aster or Romy but won’t outright look for comfort. Instead he will act antsier than usual and refuse to talk about whatever’s bothering him unless it’s painstakingly coaxed out. If they’re all busy he doesn’t really know where to go. Tries to distract himself by grooming his pokemon if that’s something he can do in the moment.

#oc cleo #oc kaz #ask meme #additional info: #cleo went from being a cute ditz with an evil stan shitter account to a shallow bitch aaaahahahaha #i like making my characters kinda mean lol #ftr cleo would date a trans woman as long as said woman met her standards #she’s not a transphobe none of my characters are hahaha #when i say respective relationships re cleo aster and pecha + kaz i wanna clarify #aster and kaz have romantic ties to one another while cleo and pecha are friends only #have not decided if kaz and aster are still together or exes it kind of depends on the timeline lol #i like throwing both of them at other ocs and canon characters too hahaha #but them dating is a canon event the longevity of the relationship is up for debate tho #love that i tagged u in this despite bringing up your own oc lmaooooo #like YOU’re the one who asked hahaha

[tiramegtoons]

@monsterbride99 

Didn’t see this comin, didja?

#The snatcher #the snatcher ahit #wait- where are we gonna get a clawfoot bathtub? #WELL IM GLAD YOU ASKED! #AAAAHAHAHAHA FOOOOOOOAAAAAM #snatcher x self ship #just wholesome bathtime #taking shape shifting to a whole new water level

[wizardnuke]

I am so so serious with this question genuinely I am conducting research that is so far resulting in a big "go to the doctor" warning sign for me. are joints genuinely never ever supposed to partially dislocate. like I shouldn't get up from a chair and feel my hip and or my leg slip out of place a lil bit and then loudly and sometimes painfully pop back in. that is not supposed to happen Ever? not like a tendon click those are different. the actual joint. Um

#I'm genuinely having trouble believing this isn't how bodies function aaaahahahaha.

[yrutnecehtfogolbedis]

thiiiiiiiink

#not gonna say it not gonna think it im not thinking or feeling that bc aaaahahahaha thats stupid thats ridiculous thats not real i d #ont want to

[mars-ipan]

what wonderful news to wake up to

#marzi speaks #SEASON 3 IS CONFIRMED MOTHERFUCKERS AAAAHAHAHAHA YESSSS

[tears-you-asunder]

Have you ever had a ten year old bite your leg. But. Right where you just had it carved open the night before. Ngl it hurts a little. Shockingly

#sitting here fucking :)))))))))) hahaha oh no you're eating me :)))))))))) aaaahahahaha :)))))))))) #tw self harm

[alittlechembreak]

honestly might stay up all night then sleep in the morning cause if i start sleepwalking doing stuff arya will 100% stop me where as at night she’s in my bros room with the door closed 

#p.txt #very concerned im gonna do something bad aaaahahahaha

[lightlavenders]

it's actually adorable that glimmer and bow took to making fun of catra in season 5 to make her feel more part of the group. like they could've pretended nothing happened or been all overly cheery but they were just like "aaaahahahaha remember when you used to try to kill us chucklefuck look at your stupid cute helmet haha you're one of us now IDIOT"

#spop #she ra #catra #glimmer #bow #adora #glimbow #catradora #she ra and the princesses of power

[aprillikesthings]

not me rewatching White Out just because the moment when Adora spots Catra and yells her name, Catra's little reaction where she's startled and her ears wiggle makes me giggle like a dumbass

*watches it five more times*

AAAAHAHAHAHA

it's so fucking cute okay

even if, yes, she immediately looks angry and then turns around all cocky and then shortly after is visibly a little deranged

#spop #white out #catra #my beloved

[ghoulliojr]

aaaahahahaha she could not have invented a sluttier outfit to put this man in, rose this is not normal but i approve

#sorry i mean “everyone's favorite waitress” not rose #alan wake 2 spoilers #alan wake 2 #alan wake 2 night springs #night springs dlc #night springs