#absurd!!!

[trans-axolotl]

just found the funniest image i've ever seen from this company trying to sell me on this fidget toy

[ID: an advertisement for a fidget toy that is a stress ball shaped like a mouse in a piece of cheese. At the top, it says "suitable for everyone: Relieve fatigue and release stress. It has a picture of a child crying labeled "Children are not happy." There is a photo of a woman looking out the window labeled "Lady melancholia". It has a photo of a stressed out man in a button up shirt labeled "Men have high work pressure:. It has a photo of an elderly man looking sad labeled "elderly people with autism". ]

tag yourself i am elderly people with autism

#personal #absurd!!! #like the gender roles #the idea that only elderly people are autistic #they all look so stressed out and in the middle is this little mouse in a slice of cheese

[ssaalexblake]

the number of people who think they're entitled to your time bc you like 13 is Staggering.

#dw shit #the ego going on here truly is something #the shit i've put up with the past 5ish years Only on This site #the one Least likely to get shit on??? #absurd!!! #be it the ones who're rude with insults or the ones who just rudely think they're entitled to Anything bc they have conflicting opinions #to you and Obviously you have to explain personally to Them the center of the entire universe #it's so tiring #no wonder you see tons of irl 13 fans and barely any online #it's bc y'all are Insufferable in ways you'd never do irl bc it's so deeply rude #and it'd be attached to your faces #anyway my rule is that i'll only consent to respond to any of the above if i receive a 20000 word essay on rtd's treatment of women over th #age of 25 and a further essay on moffat's insidious and dangerous biphobia #then i might talk to you about what you hate abt 13's run #anyway i guess the long and the short of it is you're all goddamn insufferable and toxic and we're all grumpy as fuck #bc that environment Will do that to people exposed to it for long periods of time #none of us owe anybody jack all #and yes we are kind of crabby en masse as a group but if you want to know why look in the mirror

[brightlotusmoon]

#humans are a fun species #good for them #master splinter would approve #for the city #humans will always make gods out of the absurd

[koko2unite]

this is how I imagine having a werewolf boyfriend looks like

#Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill #werewolf #furry #gay #tondemo skill #felmuko #ferumuko

[lionydoorin]

aaand it's been confirmed

i hope scream 7 flops and i am not watching nor supporting this 💖

#melissa barrera #we're with u melissa this is ABSURD #scream #scream vii #free palestine

[the-faultofdaedalus]

magic system where “dark magic” and “light magic” are literal terms - dark magic consumes photons, making an area around the spell visibly darker, sometimes to an Extreme extent, and light magic releases photons.

because of this most dark mages tend to work in very brightly-lit areas (either artificial light or outside in the daytime) to fuel their spells and wear and use lightly coloured clothes and tools so that they’re easier to see in the dimness their spells create, whereas light mages wear heavy, sometimes leaden robes (depending on the work being done) and the magical equivalent of welding masks to protect themselves from what can be an extreme amount of light, and sometimes other kinds of electromagnet radiation!

needless to say this is incredibly confusing for anyone unfamiliar with the culture

#light mage about to unleash an absurd amount of infrared radiation wearing those heat suits volcanologists use: #of course many light mages dabble in dark magic as extra layers of protection #and vice versa - dark mages using light magic to light up their work spaces #though most specialize #sadly all theories of perpetual spell craft - light spell powering a dark spell #have been proven to not be feasable

[emberglowfox]

birds of a feather

#totk #loz #link #tulin #totk spoilers #my comics #my art #it is almost 8 in the goddamn morning and my hand is cramping SO bad but if i didnt make this i was going to die #anyways link's signs: page 2 panel 1 he's signing “danger” and page 2 panel 4 he's signing “important/significant” #also idr where i got the “hair braiding is significant to the rito” probably from the reva/ink i used to read back in the day #(censored so it doesnt show up in the tags just in case lol) #theyre everything to me. if you couldn't tell #they have a brother dynamic 2 me but its open to interpretation #idk wtf happened tonight. two long comics from me back to back is absurd #broke this one up also so its more viewable too #sparks art

[defectivegembrain]

Me: Who are you when you're not consuming media?

DVD Eating Steve: Well I wouldn't survive long

#shitpost #i am not complaining about anything here i am just being absurd

[determinate-negation]

#to see this be the ultimate outcome of the entire 20th century is absurd to an insane degree #there is laughter because there is nothing to laugh about #mine

[freefallintothevoid]

The real reason everyone makes fun of Dicks Discowing outfit is because he's the only one that can somehow pull it off

Every superhero and vigilante has has a costume like that at some point, something daring or a bit ridiculous that in hindsight that they just couldn't make work for whatever reason. Nightwing? The pretty motherfucker not only made it work, he slayed in that outfit. It looks ridiculous by itself on display in the batcave but not when Nightwing puts it on

The only reason Dick doesn't know this is because all his siblings have collectively gaslit him into thinking that it's his worst costume to date.

#if you just look at the discowing comic era youll see what i mean #disowing PULLED #jason tried the costume once and looked so absurd hes never told anyone about it #it doesnt matter if Dick is a fashion icon or not he can make wearing trashbags look pretty #batfamily #nightwing #dc comics #headcanon #bruce goes along with it because too much exposed chest for vigilanting #that v line collar thing was really something #nightwing is canonically freaking gorgeous #batman #discowing #dick grayson #redhood

[adobe-outdesign]

a new Pokemon TCG set just dropped and I swear they gave us the funniest possible Iron Hands illustration. are you guys ready for this

#pokemon #pkmn #pokemon cards #pokemon tcg #iron hands #I'll do my usual nice art post about this set a bit later but I just have to highlight the absurdity of this one for a minute #greatest hits

[egophiliac]

we were fucking ROBBED

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers #the only ssr i'll whale for #oh my god i loved this update. holy shit #got some ~compositions~ in mind so i'll get to the more serious stuff later #in the meantime those first couple of chapters genuinely made me question if i was perhaps trapped in my own absurd dream or not #the whole-ass video just DROPPED in there idia how long were you WORKING on that #don't forget to like and subscribe! :) #i demand that all cutscenes be animated in that style forevermore #i also demand that all clothing changes henceforth be done via magical girl transformation phrase #not just in the dreamworld. all of them. #DREAM~~~~~FORM~~~~~CHAAAA~~~~NGE #also savanarook was so unexpectedly precious! i want to protect him. #augh there's SO MUCH and i am SO PLEASED with all of it #anyway i guess we're going to be going through everyone's dreams after all! #and it's going to be a THING!!!!!!!! CLOSURE AND SELF-ACCEPTANCE FOR EVERYONE #(insert 'it's all coming together' meme) #man i hope 'please watch this video' remains a running gag it's AMAZING #also i cannot believe #i cannot BELIEVE #that the plan is actually literally #defeat malleus by inviting everyone else to the party except him #HIS ULTIMATE WEAKNESS #malleus doesn't get to be in smash bros

[rileyclaw]

you know how everything is like a hundred times funnier when you're not allowed to laugh??

#this is almost based on true events. once at a sleepover a friend of mine was in the most ABSURD sleeping position #and we COULDNT keep it together. we woke his ass right up by losing it the second he made a small noise in his sleep #the owl house #toh #my art #human realm hijunks #amity blight #luz noceda #vee noceda #willow park #yes they are used to this but have you considered: your friend sleeping is always going to be hilarious #comic

[soaked-doors]

young upstarts. filo-irish shanks realness or something

#one piece #absurd agenda of mine is that these two are filo somehow #akagami no shanks #dracule mihawk #one piece fanart #also baby mihawk was probably the type to carry around like 10 knives #mishanks #akataka #my art

[ayilings]

they get groceries and krill someone

based on this meme

#hatsune miku #vocaloid #the metamorphosis #vocaloid fanart #comic #i guess lol #eternal comfort character and high school ap literature comfort character except the real comfort character is absurdity #if u want a silly time look at the qrts of the tweet i shared theres good stuff happening over there #ayilings #2023 #OH !!! the gregor here is a redraw of that one book illustration of him thats in all the memes just 2 b transparent

[pactii]

#america the absurd sums it up well #palestine #khan younis #gaza #usa #israel #biden #genocide #airdrop #current events #free palestine #gaza strip #drop aid for gaza #the gaza strip #gaza genocide #air drop aid