Adam, coming out of his room for the first time:……Alright what the fuck do you guys even do here? Therapy, or some shit
Lucifer who had been waiting for him by the door: Charlie has activities usually, and is more then willing to talk to residents about their feelings and how they ended up in hell so that’s like therapy. I’m surprised you know about that, has heaven finally implemented it?
Adam, grumbling: No Heaven doesn’t fucking have therapy, but for the last ten years the newer winners have been asking why and the older angels had to find out what the fuck it is
Lucifer, humming: I do have to wonder how all the therapists up there don’t fall from utter frustration
Charlie, watching them come down the stairs excitedly: Hi Dad! Hi Adam! I’m so excited you came down. How are you feeling today, do you think you might be up for an activity? Or ooh, I never got to show you around the whole hotel just to your room. Whatever you feel like!
Adam, stepping back: I knew she was excited during the meeting but Is she always this fucking cheery? It’s like Emily has a long lost twin from Hell
Angel Dust, from the bar: It’s the new resident joy, you’ll get used to it lambchop!
Husk, snorting: You act like you don’t adore that girl
Angel, pointing at him with three pointer fingers: You, shut up
Lucifer, beaming with pride: She’s very passionate about her work, always has been
Adam, groaning as Charlie looks at him with glimmering eyes: Dear fucking god, shit alright, fine I’ll take the tour
Vaggie, walking up to them with her spear: Good, because todays activity is Alastor’s idea and I don’t trust him not to ‘accidentally’ scar you emotionally instead
Charlie, gasping: Vaggie! Come on, Alastor wouldn’t do that
Lucifer and Vaggie, deadpan: Yes he would
Adam, crossing his arms: I don’t know the fucker, I just beat his ass, but yes the shit he would. Do you see that smile he has going on all the time? I haven’t seen one so fake since Michael’s
Lucifer, gaging: Hech Mike
Adam, nodding: Fucking Mike
Vaggie, vaguely remembering the angel: Do you mean….the Mike who was your bosses boss, the one who came around and inspected the exterminator’s once every ten years. That Mike?
Adam: That’s the bitch, Vag
Vaggie, her cheek twitching in anger: The ARCHANGEL MICHAEL?
Adam: Adding his title doesn’t unmake him a bitch
Lucifer, laughing: Nothing can
Charlie, smacking her head: Awful uncle Mike! Dad told me about him, don’t worry Adam Alastor is nothing like him. The smile is just….a tool for him? It’s harmless
Adam, rolling his eyes: The bartender just looked at you like you lied to gods face and then fucking spat on it, but whatever. I’ll do the activities and shit, later, but only ones you’re in charge of- why does your face look like that?
Charlie singing to Vaggie, after grabbing a confused Adam’s elbow and happily dragging him on the tour: He trusts meeeee!
Adam, flushing: ONLY MORE THEN THAT FUCKING DEER!
Lucifer, following them: Thats still a little, you know
Angel, laughing at Alastor when he walked in ten minutes later: Hey Alastor, guess what sheep boy trusts the devil and the devil’s daughter more then you. How’s that make you feel?
Alastor, his smile becoming more genuine: Positively ‘devastated’
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I'm the previous anon. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm after. Lucifer in the later seasons. Specifically, what is going on in his failed redemption era and why the heck he goes back to Chuck after all that.
Got it. I'll think about it. I do have something off the bat for 15x19, though. I think the simplest explanation for 15x19 Inherit the Earth is the easiest to go with, so here's mine:
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Lucifer is still motivated to obtain Jack.
LUCIFER: So... buddy... you're gonna have to make a decision now. Uh, dump the losers and join Gramps and me on the winning team. (Imitates crowd cheering) Of course, this is the only way you're getting out of here alive, 'cause you're not strong enough to fight me now, so... What do you say, kid? What do you say? Come on.
Before, Lucifer had nothing to lose. Not really. Now, in his own twisted-up way, he does.
So, Chuck wins. Lucifer dies.
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Michael is motivated by getting Adam back.
LUCIFER: What did Dad say about you? Oh, yeah. "Mikey's a cuck." (Laughs) You're a cuck.
Ah, yes. Cuck. At its core, that's "someone who is perceived as weak, submissive, or lacking masculinity." According to Lucifer in 13x22 Exodus, Michael was previously viewed as, "Sort of a studly type. You know, warrior guy."
Yes, Michael was perhaps the ultimate angel's angel.
But now? Mikey's a cuck. That's not just because he's simping for Sam and Dean. He's a cuck because he's gone gaga for a widdle weak human (Adam). Michael has become a whipped family man. He fell for a set of pretty blue human eyes. There's a mad-men type of misanthropy at work here, that it's okay to dominate humans as Lucifer did, but it's emasculating to love them.
So, there you go. Before, Michael had nothing to gain. But now? Chuck can bring Adam back if Michael gets on his good side.
So, Chuck wins. Michael dies.
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He gets to you through your caring. Even Lucifer and Michael.
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Aside// God, Chuck really did destroy all traces of angel-human connections uniting Heaven and Earth. (Dean-Cas, Michael-Adam, and Lucifer-and-Jack's Nephilim connection, too.)
Sam's family really is the symbolic Noah/Noah's arc in this scenario.
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